Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Herman]As I posted earlier I have been to BMPs a number of times and they are hit or miss. But when they hit, man can it be worth it. It usually never includes a massage.

The thing to do, it is usually 150 for 30 and 200 for 60. Opt for 30 and try the girl out. See if she looks good and gives a good service. Also, if she speaks enough English, find out if the 200 for 60 includes a double pop cause it often doesn't and it isn't worth the extra 50 if it doesn't cause the time stays the same pretty much anyway in that case. The best looking one I dealt with did upcharge for 60 for a double and since I tip anyway it didn't really matter to me it just became her tip. She was a knockout, unfortunately she went back to Brazil even though I have seen her picture on some of the websites.

Anyway, the girls are of differing looks and quality but there are some serious gems out there just got to find them. Best thing to do is go when there are alot of girls available and ask to see them all before deciding on who. Also, have a girl in mind that you have pre-scoped by pictures which typically are fairly accurate along with all the old pictures of girls that have moved back.

Conclusion, Call the BMP and ask who is working, look on website and see if the girls that are pictured and are there are worth it. If so then go opt for 150 (some places 16) and ask to see all the girls first. Pick the one that most interest you. Generally 150 includes everything so no need to bargain or worry about that.

Please note some are better than others, look at the websites to help make a decision. Also opt for places with a number of girls to see first so you lessen the chances of being stuck with a dud.[/QUOTE]
Good info here. I appreciate it. I'll definitely follow your advice if I decide to give it a shot.

I have been an off and on mongerer for years now, but I have never tried an AMP. I guess they have always seemed too expensive. But after reading so many good things about Royal Spa I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

I had some time off from work yesterday afternoon, so I spent about an hour at Follies and then headed over to Royal. The Mamasan led me straight back and asked if I had been there before. I've heard it's better to always say you have but I decided to be honest and say no. I decided to keep it simple my first time, I went for the half hour and after she left I left $. 6 on the table. After a few minutes waiting in the room a girl walked in and introduced herself as Rose. Several people have written very good things about her so I was happy to have her.

So, off we went. I have to now say that table showers are officially one of my favorite things in life! That alone is well worth the price of admission! Then back to the room and the massage. She asked me if I had been to any other spas before, and after having bumbled around a good bit with her, not knowing what to do I had to be honest with her and say no, but I had heard about if from some friends. So after the massage, she said "you paid for half hour right? ". I nodded. Then she just stood there looking at me. After a minute she asked "is there anything else you would like". I don't know if she didn't notice the money on the table or wanted to make sure what I wanted since I was new. I said yes, but I only have 60 dollars. So she made the motion of a handjob and I nodded. After that cleaned me up and dressed me. I wasn't expecting that, but it was nice! She got each article of clothing and put in on me. Do all AMP girls do that?

All told I was there exactly an hour. And that is with the final act not taking very long!

So, I am a convert. I truly cannot wait to get a chance to go back.

I wanted to ask everyone a question. Which BMP has the best service (in general)? Any feedback will help because I am looking for a regular BMP.

[QUOTE=Adamwest333] After that cleaned me up and dressed me. I wasn't expecting that, but it was nice! She got each article of clothing and put in on me. Do all AMP girls do that?
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Dear Batman's alter ego,

Not all AMP girls dress you, but many do. A lot depends on the girl and your attitude toward her during the session. Most of the girls I've seen (including Rose) will help you dress and even put on your shoes.

On the other hand, I've been in places where post-pop the girl swabs your deck and then turns to make the bed while you get dressed. All depends, but part of the joy of AMPs is that you get a different experience every time.

Enjoy the ride.

CH

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]I think your report was more honest than most about Royal or any other spa. What most guys fail to realize is that these girls are so spoiled and if they happen to give one guy (such as you) bad service, they won't lose any sleep.
Thanks,
Nite[/QUOTE]
How do you qualify a report as being "more honest"??? Is it simply because it was negative? Are you suggesting that the gentlemen with positive reports about Royal were fabricating the information?

I'm not sure if you realize this, but it's plausible for two guys to have differing experiences from the same provider.

Gents,

I had a hankering for some Asian this afternoon, so I headed on over to Ocean. Total skankville, so headed right back out. Spent another $12 on gas and made my way to Royal.

The hottie mamma-san other bloggers have mentioned met me at the door; she's a little old for me, so I didn't even pretend to be interested. I waited for the polite knock on the door and in walked Gina. She has one of the sweetest faces and nicest skin of any AMP provider I've visited.

Most of the reason I went was for the TS. I'd been traveling in a car for much of the past 24 hours and I smelled like I hadn't had a shower since Tuesday. Gina was gracious about the stench, and gave me a spectacular TS. In addition to a soapy massage and great washing technique, she did this scratching move on my ribs and balls that had me springing to attention. She took me right to the edge in the shower, which has always been a fantasy of mine. I could easily have popped, but while she was holding me she whispered in my ear, "Not yet." Phook me.

After some rigorous drying, we went back to the room for the massage. Gina gives a good, conscientious massage. Not LMT-quality, but enough to make you feel a little better after a long drive. Plus the massage was nude, so that's always fun.

Then she proceeded to CBJ with lots of titty rubbing and faux Russian and good visuals. She finished me off by getting into this incredible position that put all the playthings within easy reach. Spectacular.

As always, I would recommend Gina for those who like their girls clean, a little on the thin side, sweet-faced and in possession of a great attitude. She also speaks enough English so that you can have a conversation.

Total damage: .6 for a 45-minute session that lasted over an hour; 1. for everything else.

This is a fictional account intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy

I am staying in your city for a while my home base is Mobile, AL.

Tried Fuji spa and got all I wanted for $1. 4 total. Misa was her name, my only complaint was a fake rack. I saw another hottie in the hall I wanted with a nice natural set. Will try for her on another visit.

OK, Skipper, let me clarify. The post in question was honest because most AMP girls are spoiled and probably less than half give stellar service. I'm talking about the broad spectrum here. The only real difference in some cases is perception, or maybe misperception. I've had thousands of AMP experiences all over creation. Prices vary but "general" service does not overall. I've noticed that a lot of the really positive reports on this forum are from guys that a) don't go to AMPs a lot and/or b) probably haven't blown their load in a while. Their experiences will seem to be a lot more exciting. That's understandable, but given a wide variety of AMP experiences as a whole, I consider many of those reports to be a little inflated.

Speaking only about Royal, I've been there probably 50-60 times over the past two years. I would consider most experiences to have been OK at least, a few sucked and a few were stellar. Again, I'm talking about the law of averages here. I don't knock anyone's experience if they enjoyed the hell out of it, just try to put things in perspective.

Nite

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]How do you qualify a report as being "more honest"??? Is it simply because it was negative? Are you suggesting that the gentlemen with positive reports about Royal were fabricating the information?

I'm not sure if you realize this, but it's plausible for two guys to have differing experiences from the same provider.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]OK, Skipper, let me clarify. The post in question was honest because most AMP girls are spoiled and probably less than half give stellar service. I'm talking about the broad spectrum here. The only real difference in some cases is perception, or maybe misperception. I've had thousands of AMP experiences all over creation. Prices vary but "general" service does not overall. I've noticed that a lot of the really positive reports on this forum are from guys that a) don't go to AMPs a lot and/or b) probably haven't blown their load in a while. Their experiences will seem to be a lot more exciting. That's understandable, but given a wide variety of AMP experiences as a whole, I consider many of those reports to be a little inflated.

Speaking only about Royal, I've been there probably 50-60 times over the past two years. I would consider most experiences to have been OK at least, a few sucked and a few were stellar. Again, I'm talking about the law of averages here. I don't knock anyone's experience if they enjoyed the hell out of it, just try to put things in perspective.

Nite[/QUOTE]
To classify a report as "more honest" simply because it lines up with your jaded AMP experiences still doesn't really jive - no matter how many times you've visited. It's still quite subjective. Perhaps it's your seemingly deep-seated resentment to the queens of privilege that work in these places that's more the cause of your lackluster experiences. I don't know...I'm just spit balling. Maybe they've identified you as someone that isn't really worth the trouble because that attitude shines through. Still very much up for debate, I know.

I'm thinking we could probably search the posts and find gentlemen who've visited this AMP and others just as often and would have a little less negative view. One doesn't really need to go to an AMP every other day to tell if the experience was good or not. If you've ever had sex with a woman in ANY venue, you can pretty well rate what the next hand, mouth, and pussy feels like.

All of these reports are subjective...and I would consider all of them to be equally honest unless PROVEN otherwise. I'll privately determine if I agree or not. I just don't want the next guy to feel like he has to downplay or not report his AMP experience because he's not experienced enough. I think you risk alienating some good contributions when you call certain reports "more honest" than others.

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]How do you qualify a report as being "more honest"??? Is it simply because it was negative? Are you suggesting that the gentlemen with positive reports about Royal were fabricating the information?

I'm not sure if you realize this, but it's plausible for two guys to have differing experiences from the same provider.[/QUOTE]I see you love to E-beef. LOL carry on its quite entertaining.

Personally, I think all reviews are good. After a while, you can gauge the poster and know if he's a guy who embellishes (sp) or downplays his experience. As long as he was actually there, it does give some account of what we could walk into. Also, the wild card here is the woman's view of that guy. If she doesn't like his look or attitude or vibe, it will almost certaintly affect her willingness to serve him. (crawls back into my hole).

[QUOTE=Gag on It]I see you love to E-beef. LOL carry on its quite entertaining.[/QUOTE]
Well, I'm a bit of a dickhead.

I never discourage anyone from posting. I just tell it like it is, no holds barred. Honesty is always best in this kind of forum. Nobody can 'prove' whether a monger's post is exaggerated or not, but I do speak with lots of experience in what I've seen over the last 30 years.

Nite

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]To classify a report as "more honest" simply because it lines up with your jaded AMP experiences still doesn't really jive - no matter how many times you've visited. It's still quite subjective. Perhaps it's your seemingly deep-seated resentment to the queens of privilege that work in these places that's more the cause of your lackluster experiences. I don't know...I'm just spit balling. Maybe they've identified you as someone that isn't really worth the trouble because that attitude shines through. Still very much up for debate, I know.

I'm thinking we could probably search the posts and find gentlemen who've visited this AMP and others just as often and would have a little less negative view. One doesn't really need to go to an AMP every other day to tell if the experience was good or not. If you've ever had sex with a woman in ANY venue, you can pretty well rate what the next hand, mouth, and pussy feels like.

All of these reports are subjective...and I would consider all of them to be equally honest unless PROVEN otherwise. I'll privately determine if I agree or not. I just don't want the next guy to feel like he has to downplay or not report his AMP experience because he's not experienced enough. I think you risk alienating some good contributions when you call certain reports "more honest" than others.[/QUOTE]

Was comtemplating getting a Chinese foot massage at Pinetree Plaza on Buford Hwy last night and was heading toward it when I noticed a small "SPA" sign a few doors down. Went in and it smelled like new constructon. Rang the bell and mamasan told me to wait 10 minutes, which was more like 30 minutes. I hate that shit but didn't have anywhere else to be. She finally led me to a room and a minute later Korean Michelle walked in, about 27 years old, 5'1", perky boobs with big areolas and a pretty face. Having been with hundreds of Koreans over the years, I can pretty much read a face and tell what kind of service a provider will give. She had that look of a semi-pro/pro and it was right on. She said she came from Chicago recently. I had just showered so opted not to. She said the 30 minute massage would be only 25 minutes because 'the first 5 minutes are for a shower.' OK, so I really only came there for extras anyway so it didn't matter.

Hopped on the table and she gave a shitty massage. We made lots of small talk in Korean and she seemed to enjoy it all, but the massage really sucked. After MAYBE 10 minutes, did the flip and she did the finger touch thing, gradually glided her had over my dick and asked me what I wanted. I really wanted a BBBJ and knew I wouldn't get it, and of course she declined. Thought about just a HJ but decided on FS. She wanted $.4, I countered with $.2 and she gladly accepted. Why pay more? She left, brought two covers (WTF?), put one on me and gave a short CBJ, then got on the table and we did it in several positions. As we were doing doggie she sensed I was about to blow my load and pulled me out! WTF? I asked why and she said she was afraid the cover might break. I told her never to do that as pulling out decreases the hell out of the sensitivity. I knew she didn't give a shit and left to get some hot towels. Came back, cleaned me up and I left.

Michelle is not really worth the money but I took the chance because she had nice tits, which turned out to be fake. The boob job scars are neatly hidden at the edges of her big areolas.

Does anyone know what happened to Pink from Chalet Spa? She's also the former Pepsi from Covington Spa. Hadn't been to Chalet for a while so called mamasan and was told Pink was on vacation. I'm sure she's changed AMPs again so if anyone knows where she went, PM me.

Nite