[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2123809]This just tickled my funny bone and it is so true.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That's some funny sh## what's really sad is that it's so true! JD.
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[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2123809]This just tickled my funny bone and it is so true.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That's some funny sh## what's really sad is that it's so true! JD.
[QUOTE=JaxDog;2123940]That's some funny sh## what's really sad is that it's so true! JD.[/QUOTE]I had a few scotch and soda and read it while feeling good and I never laughed so much. But you are right, this stuff is so true but at least when the experienced guys read the ads they they know these buzz words. It is all in good fun, no offense should be taken by the ladies. We would do the same thing or worse if we had to sell ourselves. LOL.
BN.
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2123955]I had a few scotch and soda and read it while feeling good and I never laughed so much. But you are right, this stuff is so true but at least when the experienced guys read the ads they they know these buzz words. It is all in good fun, no offense should be taken by the ladies. We would do the same thing or worse if we had to sell ourselves. LOL.
BN.[/QUOTE]I'm a fan of scotch myself. Hoping it was Johnnie Walker Black or Chevas Regal.
And yeah. That was some funny stuff.
[QUOTE=JayBird777;2124494]I'm a fan of scotch myself. Hoping it was Johnnie Walker Black or Chevas Regal.
And yeah. That was some funny stuff.[/QUOTE]Jay, it was Blue.
The hobby seems to have eased up here now with the Snowbirds returning north. BP has the same ads every day and nothing really new and exciting. Hope we get some new faces soon so we don't have to travel to Daytona Beach, Orlando or W. Palm to get some strange. Driving to Orlando is such a PITA and the traffic is horrible so think I will explore the Treasurer Coast.
Happy Hobbying.
BN.
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2124595]Jay, it was Blue.
The hobby seems to have eased up here now with the Snowbirds returning north. BP has the same ads every day and nothing really new and exciting. Hope we get some new faces soon so we don't have to travel to Daytona Beach, Orlando or W. Palm to get some strange. Driving to Orlando is such a PITA and the traffic is horrible so think I will explore the Treasurer Coast.
Happy Hobbying.
BN.[/QUOTE]Wow I'm impressed. JW Blue is generally reserved to true connoisseurs of blended scotch because of the cost. I see I've found a fellow aficionado of fine spirits like myself.
I'm just moving to Brevard county so all the ladies are new to me. I'm looking forward to getting to know the area and find some nice upscale jewels along the way.
Stay safe and thanks.
[QUOTE=JayBird777;2124950]Wow I'm impressed. JW Blue is generally reserved to true connoisseurs of blended scotch because of the cost. I see I've found a fellow aficionado of fine spirits like myself.
I'm just moving to Brevard county so all the ladies are new to me. I'm looking forward to getting to know the area and find some nice upscale jewels along the way.
Stay safe and thanks.[/QUOTE]I am much more of a single malt guy. But that Blue is spectacular!
Cheers.
Personally I like the Dalmore best. JW Blue has too smokey of a taste.
[QUOTE=MosinNagant;2125451]I am much more of a single malt guy. But that Blue is spectacular!
Cheers.[/QUOTE]
Anyone seen Stephanie recently?
Hey gents,
Any tips on providers / MP's that would be good in the Melbourne area for my hour lunch breaks? New to the site but long time follower, I've utilized Jag's advice multiple times!
As always, stay safe.
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[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2123809]This just tickled my funny bone and it is so true.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That article is so damn true, but as you all say YMMV. I just got back from Keys. Slim pickins doesn't even begin to describe the hobbyist choice there. Went to Woody's in Islamorada, it was closer than KW for a strip club (the only strip club outside KW actually) a few pretty girls, nude, but 20 for a lap dance? In a bikini? And keep your hands off? I got in for free (Happy hour 4-8, only 2 dancers, fair to middlin' stayed for a while had an over priced beer, went back to Marathon with clean undies, and my wallet (as well as my pants) still bulging. Made a call to 2 providers, one voice mail, no return call. The next said "her" girl was in Miami, but I had a choice in my area (mind you I have 407 area code phone number, so how did she know what my "area" was anyway). Dina (42 yo, DD cup= fat and saggy) and Gina (20 yo, see cup= inexperience and probably fat) for 250 hour light touch. OOh, but they do accept tips. (accept tips= no HE, you no touch, you no see, you no nothing until you pony up another 50 to 200 for next to nothing). Who knows they probably had "drivers" too. I passed on both and I am glad I am back in the land of reasonably, if nothing else, priced rip-offs. Mostly kidding, I've been with a few jewels, and I do repeat when I like her. I am sad to hear Petit Blonde is gone. I e-mailed a last goodbye, not expecting a reply. Just hope she is OK. Maybe the St. Will bless me with a UTR (Amor sounds nice, LOL). Whatever the case, Be safe and wear a raincoat.
Sorry for the violation. You can go on CL under Casual Encounters and find what I was talking about. I wasn't trying to make any allegations of anything. I just wanted to find out if this girl was really a SW or whatever. If you want to check it out and know anything about her, PM me.
Again I apologize to Admin. I will go sit in the corner and deny myself pussy for the next 10 minutes.
Lou.
After a long absence in a land where providers are almost non-existent thanks to the Southern Baptists, I am back in Brevard county & lookin' to review some local talent. Any suggestions?
[QUOTE=Reddog1;2133132]Funniest ad ever. [URL]http://southflorida.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/26789959[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Truth in advertising.
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[QUOTE=DC248;2135324]Truth in advertising.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]329353[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I bet her phone is ringing constantly. Fortunately she is in Ft Lauderdale.
Thanks for the humor.