Massage Parlor Reports

This one is my atf. She is the right mix of spinner body with some enhancements that give her some great curves. Youthful appearance but experienced as to not have an awkward experience. Stomach is as flat as ever. Always a great time and super sweet. You can find further great reviews from 2021 and 2022 by searching her name. I think one of the best in the area since 2020 if not the top. For newer mongers one to experience before she is gone.

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I saw mistress Lola recently for a half hour. All reports were spot on. Nice safe incall. Very good massage with plenty of roaming offered and a little DATY! Will def repeat.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6542999]Serenity is now reportedly owned by a boy who fell into a vat of comic book ink and wears a Cruella Deville wig. And his finger smells like prostate (prostrate to USCF 2 k rated).

Check.

G2.[/QUOTE]Kudos and Congratulations on your purchase of Serenity Gene!

Profitize.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6544117]Kudos and Congratulations on your purchase of Serenity Gene!

Profitize.[/QUOTE]Funny. Not me buying the place. Too many old retirees hanging around wanting cups of coffee and chess talk. Plus the ROI wouldn't be good there with the freebies they have to pay the promoter. And stg posts show one provider has a beard. All messed up.

Pass.

G2.

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;6543728]This one is my atf. She is the right mix of spinner body with some enhancements that give her some great curves. Youthful appearance but experienced as to not have an awkward experience. Stomach is as flat as ever. Always a great time and super sweet. You can find further great reviews from 2021 and 2022 by searching her name. I think one of the best in the area since 2020 if not the top. For newer mongers one to experience before she is gone.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/eris-is-back-for-a-limited-tim/883092298722[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation BG. Always good to know the massage world is good. If we choose the right provider or parlor.

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;6543728]This one is my atf. She is the right mix of spinner body with some enhancements that give her some great curves. Youthful appearance but experienced as to not have an awkward experience. Stomach is as flat as ever. Always a great time and super sweet. You can find further great reviews from 2021 and 2022 by searching her name. I think one of the best in the area since 2020 if not the top. For newer mongers one to experience before she is gone.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/eris-is-back-for-a-limited-tim/883092298722[/URL][/QUOTE]I just had a session with Eris yesterday. Thanks to those who helped me get back in touch with her when I lost her number since she is UTR right now.

She is many people's ATF for good reason, she's well reviewed, and her incall is nice.

Spent some quality time at Just Divine with Milan. It wasnt a very busy day so I was able to hang out for a while before my session. Milan and Shye were there and also the new receptionist Renae. Its always nice the way they greet me with smiles when I come in. Milan was wearing the sexiest outfit I've ever seen on her, it was a short little skirt and tight fitting top that showed off her sexy figure. Hot Damn that woman is beautiful. I had a beverage and chatted for a while. I hadn't seen Milan for a couple weeks so it was nice to catch up and chat for a while. When my session started Milan and Shye were both in the room with me. (I love it when the other girls are in the room). Once Milan and I were alone in the room she started in on me with a great massage. Her skills are some of the best in the business. I love the conversations we have during the massage. And she has a great singing voice that she likes to use during the massage. Usually I like to split my time with her and massage her for part of my time. But this time she insisted its all about me, so I just layed there and let her work her magic. She really had me worked up with the subtle teasing and slight skin on skin contact. Its no wonder she's my favorite, she just knows how to push all the right buttons for me. But somehow I still managed to get my hands on her for a few minutes after my massage. Her shoulder was hurting so I volunteered to massage a knot for her. At least that's one way that I can make her moan, LOL.

Milan has put together such an Awesome staff and a friendly atmosphere. We really are a bunch of lucky guys to have these women available to us.

Still waiting on confirmation from the County Clerk but, some people are saying a Company called Freebeern LLC is the new owner!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6545367]Still waiting on confirmation from the County Clerk but, some people are saying a Company called Freebeern LLC is the new owner![/QUOTE]This may come as a shock to you, but I'm actually quite close to Freebeern. And while he's a deeply flawed man with many oddities and idiosyncrasies, he has some redeeming qualities. One is he's very predictable. And I know he won't be offended by my speaking for him. He would never set foot in a place, let alone invest in it, if it had dudes working as providers. So the fact Serenity is advertising Juan, the bearded provider, well that's enough evidence for even the modestly intelligent among us to know. Freebeern ain't buying into Serenity. Literally and figuratively. He's just not that evolved. He's a throwback. Not woke. A real man. Not the type that's enlightened enough to be comfortable with that dynamic. Not going to happen.

Maybe chess master can tell us how it all works. Then again, no. Don't tell us.

Dignify.

G2.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6541463]Cj is a good option.

And of course, Lauren. Good lord. Lauren. She might alter your life. Seriously.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/lauren-/578559740971[/URL]

Fantasize.

G2.[/QUOTE]Hey guys, I don't know if you guys got the same message I did, but I got a message from someone claiming to be Athena here on this board in my DM's. Says she's in town in Southfield for a day or two before heading home to GR and said that she is well reviewed here and on the Ann Arbor board. Can any of you gents confirm it's her? I've personally never seen her before but I can't deny all the positive reviews you guys are posting. PM's are always welcomed.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/massage/caucasian_e/traveling-cumpanion-/788491696253[/URL]

[QUOTE=LostInDetroit;6545711]Hey guys, I don't know if you guys got the same message I did, but I got a message from someone claiming to be Athena here on this board in my DM's. Says she's in town in Southfield for a day or two before heading home to GR and said that she is well reviewed here and on the Ann Arbor board. Can any of you gents confirm it's her? I've personally never seen her before but I can't deny all the positive reviews you guys are posting. PM's are always welcomed.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/massage/caucasian_e/traveling-cumpanion-/788491696253[/URL][/QUOTE]I msgd Athena a few times yesterday and she in fact confirmed that she's in Detroit a few days before coming back to GR Friday. If you haven't met before, you're in for a real treat. And make sure you rest up. She's a wild one and you'll soon be addicted like I am.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6545591]This may come as a shock to you, but I'm actually quite close to Freebeern. And while he's a deeply flawed man with many oddities and idiosyncrasies, he has some redeeming qualities. One is he's very predictable. And I know he won't be offended by my speaking for him. He would never set foot in a place, let alone invest in it, if it had dudes working as providers. So the fact Serenity is advertising Juan, the bearded provider, well that's enough evidence for even the modestly intelligent among us to know. Freebeern ain't buying into Serenity. Literally and figuratively. He's just not that evolved. He's a throwback. Not woke. A real man. Not the type that's enlightened enough to be comfortable with that dynamic. Not going to happen.

Maybe chess master can tell us how it all works. Then again, no. Don't tell us.

Dignify.

G2.[/QUOTE]Holy hell. I've been weirded out by serenity post showing Juan as a provider. Then I saw him IRL. Twice working out at gym in Eastbrook mall area. It's not like I'm homophobic but it just removes some of the fantasy necessary for my big head to be excited about going into a parlor for some female fun. It don't work for me.

So I'll just drive a mile or two north and see real women at Just Divine. That works for me. Milan has it planned with our needs in mind.

After the first five providers I tried were all booked, I contacted Serenty, and soon found out why no customers were there. Called, lady said special was $50 for the hour. Checked in, only had twenties so gave the gal sixty; she said she didn't have change. No big deal as I figured I'd be rolling it into the tip. After a substantial wait, Dasani came in, a very plump, I believe Hispanic, for what I thought would be a hour MS. Some light rubbing on lower back of legs only; thought she may start some teasing, but didn't get close to the boys. On flip in 10 minutes, came the upsell. $50 for HJ, $100 for topless. As the MS was so unprofessional and unenthusiastic, and her body type did nothing for me, opted for HJ only. Started jackhammering away, and refused to slow down. She kept saying You Get What You Pay For, and finished as fast as she could. Total time from in the door to out the door 35 minutes. Looking back I guess I should have explained to her that I tip for a good ms, tip for a good HE, and tip for an enjoyable near hour experience. The good news, though, is that its been many years that I only paid $90 for a MS and HJ.

[QUOTE=AntBz;6545943]Holy hell. I've been weirded out by serenity post showing Juan as a provider. Then I saw him IRL. Twice working out at gym in Eastbrook mall area. It's not like I'm homophobic but it just removes some of the fantasy necessary for my big head to be excited about going into a parlor for some female fun. It don't work for me.

So I'll just drive a mile or two north and see real women at Just Divine. That works for me. Milan has it planned with our needs in mind.[/QUOTE]I hear what you're saying: I don't like seeing / interacting with other dudes when visiting a massage establishment.

At the same time, I always assumed it was partly for safety, based on the possibility of bad behavior by a client.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;6545262]Spent some quality time at Just Divine with Milan. It wasnt a very busy day so I was able to hang out for a while before my session. Milan and Shye were there and also the new receptionist Renae. Its always nice the way they greet me with smiles when I come in. Milan was wearing the sexiest outfit I've ever seen on her, it was a short little skirt and tight fitting top that showed off her sexy figure. Hot Damn that woman is beautiful. I had a beverage and chatted for a while. I hadn't seen Milan for a couple weeks so it was nice to catch up and chat for a while. When my session started Milan and Shye were both in the room with me. (I love it when the other girls are in the room). Once Milan and I were alone in the room she started in on me with a great massage. Her skills are some of the best in the business. I love the conversations we have during the massage. And she has a great singing voice that she likes to use during the massage. Usually I like to split my time with her and massage her for part of my time. But this time she insisted its all about me, so I just layed there and let her work her magic. She really had me worked up with the subtle teasing and slight skin on skin contact. Its no wonder she's my favorite, she just knows how to push all the right buttons for me. But somehow I still managed to get my hands on her for a few minutes after my massage. Her shoulder was hurting so I volunteered to massage a knot for her. At least that's one way that I can make her moan, LOL.

Milan has put together such an Awesome staff and a friendly atmosphere. We really are a bunch of lucky guys to have these women available to us.[/QUOTE]I was there last Friday for the first time, and agree with everything you wrote. Milan instantly makes on feel at ease with her winsome charm and wonderful communication skills. Her massage talents are incredible. So glad to have met her.