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[QUOTE=TheZorak;5392407]29+ people went through that.

Some people out there. I dunno, man.[/QUOTE]A bunch of the ratings are from other providers. But I hear you. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5392407]29+ people went through that.

Some people out there. I dunno, man.[/QUOTE]Just imagine she sits on your face LOL 🤣.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5391431]I'm a stickler for being natural. No plastic inside or outside, no make-up, no porn star fantasy. Just normal women.[/QUOTE]I don't think when you said All Natural, you had in mind a 400 lb hippo living au naturel and roaming the jungles of Hx searching for its next monger morsel.

You probably meant a girl like Sarah: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Justforfun143[/URL].

22 yo blond petite girl, no tats, no implants, just a couple of piercings. Seen her a few times at her airBnB in the OC. Cute, DTF, and super responsive. Loved DFK and DATY. Pussy was sweet like watermelon and really tight. Great BBBJ, and really took her time, with lots of licking, sucking, and eye contact. Sorry but no BBFS, still pounding that tiny sugar hole in mish, CG, and K9 was heaven. Here are some pics from her HX album and a few close ups of her shaved kitty.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5394889]Here are some pics from her HX album and a few close ups of her shaved kitty.[/QUOTE]As Booger would say.

"We've got Bush!

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5394889]I don't think when you said All Natural, you had in mind a 400 lb hippo living au naturel and roaming the jungles of Hx searching for its next monger morsel.

You probably meant a girl like Sarah: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Justforfun143[/URL].

22 yo blond petite girl, no tats, no implants, just a couple of piercings. Seen her a few times at her airBnB in the OC. Cute, DTF, and super responsive. Loved DFK and DATY. Pussy was sweet like watermelon and really tight. Great BBBJ, and really took her time, with lots of licking, sucking, and eye contact. Sorry but no BBFS, still pounding that tiny sugar hole in mish, CG, and K9 was heaven. Here are some pics from her HX album and a few close ups of her shaved kitty.[/QUOTE]To be fair, I did say "normal" *smug face*. But, yea, she looks cool. Thanks. I swear I've seen her photos before. Maybe on PD.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5396718]To be fair, I did say "normal" *smug face*.[/QUOTE]So what is your definition of "normal" women? Oh yeah right. KristyB is normal.

If I got robbed by KristyB, I would be smug too. She put the B in rob ha ha ha.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5396942]So what is your definition of "normal" women? Oh yeah right. KristyB is normal.

If I got robbed by KristyB, I would be smug too. She put the B in rob ha ha ha.[/QUOTE]That doesn't apply since you don't really know what you're getting until you're there. I never said I enjoyed her.

One more question about the site. What's the deal with profile updates that are (Released Only)? A couple girls just added new classifieds that are labelled as such and I see it in my Subscriptions page, but when I go to their profile pages, it doesn't show up. I've been out of Quarantine for a long time and I do see their photos that they put back up.

[QUOTE=Dakegg;5390067]These have to be the smallest DD ever.[/QUOTE]Maybe not DD but some of the nicest natural tits I've ever had the pleasure to suckle.

The service is also first class. Top talent for sure. Treat her well.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5397520]One more question about the site. What's the deal with profile updates that are (Released Only)? A couple girls just added new classifieds that are labelled as such and I see it in my Subscriptions page, but when I go to their profile pages, it doesn't show up. I've been out of Quarantine for a long time and I do see their photos that they put back up.[/QUOTE]It means the girl took the ad down. You referring to Eviebaby this morning? Did same thing myself. Why this girl even posts an ad is beyond me. Used to just text me and other selected lucky others in advance before ad was ever posted. My guess doesn't have my contact info anymore since she states new phone on profile or since haven't seen her in a while stopped and dropped down the list.

She just posted an ad as I was this post

[QUOTE=Monger699;5398068]Maybe not DD but some of the nicest natural tits I've ever had the pleasure to suckle.

The service is also first class. Top talent for sure. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Agree.

When she drops to her knees and looks up at you with those cum fuck me eyes or gives you the look of fire away I'm ready and willing its a sight to see.

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5398097]It means the girl took the ad down. You referring to Eviebaby this morning? Did same thing myself. Why this girl even posts an ad is beyond me. Used to just text me and other selected lucky others in advance before ad was ever posted. My guess doesn't have my contact info anymore since she states new phone on profile or since haven't seen her in a while stopped and dropped down the list.

She just posted an ad as I was this post[/QUOTE]Yea, it was her. Weird. But at least I'm able to see it in the Sub page.

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5398099]Agree.

When she drops to her knees and looks up at you with those cum fuck me eyes or gives you the look of fire away I'm ready and willing its a sight to see.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monger699;5398068]Maybe not DD but some of the nicest natural tits I've ever had the pleasure to suckle.

The service is also first class. Top talent for sure. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Absolute ditto. She actually responded this time and I saw her today. For how many mongrels have gone through her, she's masterclass in every way and completely unjaded. It's a given for everyone out of common courtesy, but for the love of God, anyone seeing her needs to show utmost respect and treat her well. Total sweetheart and loves what she does. Can't believe I managed to last as long as I did. Mamms weren't "huge" like some may say, but they were amazing. Big 'and' perky. Plastic WGs with their plastic tits can go to hell.

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5398099]Agree.

When she drops to her knees and looks up at you with those cum fuck me eyes or gives you the look of fire away I'm ready and willing its a sight to see.[/QUOTE]With her glasses on ha ha. Sexy secretary style.

What's the deal with sweetesttaste? Pics are on fire. Rates are not out of the ordinary but no body TOFTT?

I'd go but recently milked.

Nick.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweetesttaste[/URL]

[QUOTE=NickSgv;5398328]What's the deal with sweetesttaste? Pics are on fire. Rates are not out of the ordinary but no body TOFTT?

I'd go but recently milked.

Nick.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweetesttaste[/URL][/QUOTE]You must be out of your mind.

My hr is 350 my hhr is 250 n my qv is 200. I offer the basic FS. but no gfe n no bare.

She doesn't look too Asian to me. Go ahead, TOFTT, and let us know what that 350 hr all-covered non-GFE session is all about.

[QUOTE=NickSgv;5398328]What's the deal with sweetesttaste? Pics are on fire. Rates are not out of the ordinary but no body TOFTT?

I'd go but recently milked.

Nick.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweetesttaste[/URL][/QUOTE]It's weird how the numbers are. Dahliaaa has been on for 2. 5 years with almost 3 k subscribers but only has a dozen ratings. As tantalizing as the may be, I don't dip my toe with suspicious stats like that.

[QUOTE=Monger699;5398068]Maybe not DD but some of the nicest natural tits I've ever had the pleasure to suckle.

The service is also first class. Top talent for sure. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Chiming in for some pragmatic personal opinions of her. She has a great body with top tier natural tits. Nerdy face with the glasses but pleasant looking. Has the typical Goth girl free spirit vibe. But her service could definitely use some work. It's organic but her BBBJ begs to be improved. Overall nice girl but I would caution going in expecting "first class" service.

[QUOTE=NickSgv;5398328]What's the deal with sweetesttaste? Pics are on fire. Rates are not out of the ordinary but no body TOFTT?

I'd go but recently milked.

Nick.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweetesttaste[/URL][/QUOTE]Here's the thing. She's been on HX almost a year but no ratings received or given for such a hot looking girl raises a red flag for me. Obviously, she could be totally legit but in this instance and situation it's too risky for me to TOFTT.

I was lucky enough to see her tonight. She can be difficult to see, since she pops up briefly and gets booked quickly.

Looks: Her pics are accurate. She has a really cute, nerdy face. She also has a cute laugh, which she does a lot. She has nice full tits, probably D cup, perky and cute. She's slim. One overlooked thing with her is that she has a big, shapely ass. You can't tell in pics as easily, but her ass is even bigger proportional to her body than her tits, and very round. She's 21. She looks like she's college student age.

Attitude: Amazing attitude. Very positive and accommodating. Playful. I felt comfortable asking for any position, etc. and she was quick & happy to do it.

Service: Very GFE. She DFKs like an actual girlfriend. She's more of a girl next door with a hot body, not a porn star trying to hammer your dick. It's a more natural experience. She seems to be more on the submissive side, so it's good if you do positions where you provide the power, though she does look good in cowgirl. She also looks really hot in Russian.

Expense: 200 hhr 300 hr.

Repeat: absolutely.

[QUOTE=Dakegg;5390067]These have to be the smallest DD ever.[/QUOTE]While her natural tits were bouncing in front of my mouth, she busted out "Dakegg's 2 incher is the smallest DDick ever".

Personally, I don't complain about tits. Small, big, natural, man-made--they are all wonderful to look at and play with.

Evie's partner Pixiebaby has huge man-made D's. I loved motorboating them just as much as Evie's natural D's. Here are some pics taken many years ago. I was Pixie's first client after her surgery, and she was proud to show them off LOL. I had a blast in that hotel room with her and partner Lunababy.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5398295]Plastic WGs with their plastic tits can go to hell.[/QUOTE]Plastic Pixie and her plastic titties can take me to hell and back any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5398421]You must be out of your mind.

My hr is 350 my hhr is 250 n my qv is 200. I offer the basic FS. but no gfe n no bare.

She doesn't look too Asian to me. Go ahead, TOFTT, and let us know what that 350 hr all-covered non-GFE session is all about.[/QUOTE]She / they must be testing various rates and menu's. I got " On my Menu I am offering Sex, BJ, cob, fov, fia, massage, nuru massage, fetishes, role play / toys, daty, rimming (on me), camel slide, msog, deep throat, face fuck, gagging I'm pretty open minded. " My hr is 320 my hhr is 220 my qv is 190. I do offer GFE but besides that Its FS".

Pics were of a young pretty Asian but then replaced with the ones posted here. Agree they look Black or Blasian.

All a bit suspicious.

Oh man. Those two look dreamy. How do I contact them?

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5398551]I was lucky enough to see her tonight. She can be difficult to see, since she pops up briefly and gets booked quickly.

Looks: Her pics are accurate. She has a really cute, nerdy face. She also has a cute laugh, which she does a lot. She has nice full tits, probably D cup, perky and cute. She's slim. One overlooked thing with her is that she has a big, shapely ass. You can't tell in pics as easily, but her ass is even bigger proportional to her body than her tits, and very round. She's 21. She looks like she's college student age.

Attitude: Amazing attitude. Very positive and accommodating. Playful. I felt comfortable asking for any position, etc. and she was quick & happy to do it.

Service: Very GFE. She DFKs like an actual girlfriend. She's more of a girl next door with a hot body, not a porn star trying to hammer your dick. It's a more natural experience. She seems to be more on the submissive side, so it's good if you do positions where you provide the power, though she does look good in cowgirl. She also looks really hot in Russian.

Expense: 200 hhr 300 hr.

Repeat: absolutely.[/QUOTE]

Was there a lot of girl on girl action? DFk, DATY on each other, etc.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5398722]While her natural tits were bouncing in front of my mouth, she busted out "Dakegg's 2 incher is the smallest DDick ever".

Personally, I don't complain about tits. Small, big, natural, man-made--they are all wonderful to look at and play with.

Evie's partner Pixiebaby has huge man-made D's. I loved motorboating them just as much as Evie's natural D's. Here are some pics taken many years ago. I was Pixie's first client after her surgery, and she was proud to show them off LOL. I had a blast in that hotel room with her and partner Lunababy.

Plastic Pixie and her plastic titties can take me to hell and back any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.[/QUOTE]

Been chatting with this cutie. She seems new but very responsive so far. Anyone have any intel?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Mysweetmila[/URL]

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5399703]Been chatting with this cutie. She seems new but very responsive so far. Anyone have any intel?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Mysweetmila[/URL][/QUOTE]Same pics on PD with a more limited menu. Great reviews but that's unavoidable on PD. Not new on PD.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Costa-Mesa/Jordansnuru[/URL]

[QUOTE=Anonymous1984;5399338]Oh man. Those two look dreamy. How do I contact them?[/QUOTE]Both post regularly on Hx. Just PM them there.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/5590[/URL]

Account might be on suspension but just checking out for any LE.

What ya'll think?

[QUOTE=Anonymous1984;5399338]Oh man. Those two look dreamy. How do I contact them?[/QUOTE]2 its only review for Eviebaby. Same way you do about Blond_32 dd Barbi you're assuming is LE. You send them a PM or you out of FX points?

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5398551]I was lucky enough to see her tonight. She can be difficult to see, since she pops up briefly and gets booked quickly.

Looks: Her pics are accurate. She has a really cute, nerdy face. She also has a cute laugh, which she does a lot. She has nice full tits, probably D cup, perky and cute. She's slim. One overlooked thing with her is that she has a big, shapely ass. You can't tell in pics as easily, but her ass is even bigger proportional to her body than her tits, and very round. She's 21. She looks like she's college student age.

Attitude: Amazing attitude. Very positive and accommodating. Playful. I felt comfortable asking for any position, etc. and she was quick & happy to do it.

Service: Very GFE. She DFKs like an actual girlfriend. She's more of a girl next door with a hot body, not a porn star trying to hammer your dick. It's a more natural experience. She seems to be more on the submissive side, so it's good if you do positions where you provide the power, though she does look good in cowgirl. She also looks really hot in Russian.

Expense: 200 hhr 300 hr.

Repeat: absolutely.[/QUOTE]Books almost instantly.

[QUOTE=Anonymous1984;5399828][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/5590[/URL]

Account might be on suspension but just checking out for any LE.

What ya'll think?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Blond_32dd_Barbi[/URL]

Think that's a heavy accusastion of presumption for only 2nd post. And your first day on HX. Your profiles says in Vegas anyway. She's 300 hr GFE and 400 hr pse BBFS. Has couple recent additions in network you try a PM to them? At same time why would LE have foil with black being herion or Fentanyl on it?

I did reach out. Just trying to be extra cautious. I didn't pick up on that clue.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5400103][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Blond_32dd_Barbi[/URL]

Think that's a heavy accusastion of presumption for only 2nd post. And your first day on HX. Your profiles says in Vegas anyway. She's 300 hr GFE and 400 hr pse BBFS. Has couple recent additions in network you try a PM to them? At same time why would LE have foil with black being herion or Fentanyl on it?[/QUOTE]

Were there a lot of girl on girl action for doubles? Dfk, daty on each other, etc?

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5398722]While her natural tits were bouncing in front of my mouth, she busted out "Dakegg's 2 incher is the smallest DDick ever".

Personally, I don't complain about tits. Small, big, natural, man-made--they are all wonderful to look at and play with.

Evie's partner Pixiebaby has huge man-made D's. I loved motorboating them just as much as Evie's natural D's. Here are some pics taken many years ago. I was Pixie's first client after her surgery, and she was proud to show them off LOL. I had a blast in that hotel room with her and partner Lunababy.

Plastic Pixie and her plastic titties can take me to hell and back any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5400103][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Blond_32dd_Barbi[/URL]

Think that's a heavy accusastion of presumption for only 2nd post. And your first day on HX. Your profiles says in Vegas anyway. She's 300 hr GFE and 400 hr pse BBFS. Has couple recent additions in network you try a PM to them? At same time why would LE have foil with black being herion or Fentanyl on it?[/QUOTE]She's most likely a user. Her pics are proof that something is up. She was young & attractive not that long ago. Her face has aged exponentially.

[QUOTE=Santooki;5399686]Was there a lot of girl on girl action? DFk, DATY on each other, etc.[/QUOTE]No. Very few of these HX girls are true lesbians. So if you expect them to 69 and scissor each other, probably not going to happen. I am not into doubles anyway. When I said I had fun with Pixiebaby and Lunababy, I meant I fucked both of them separately one after the other. I really love doing that. The other girl stay in the room while I eat and fuck the other girl, then they switch.

Pixiebaby and Lunababy: I fucked Pixie first and Luna was in the other bed and she was saying funny shit like be gentle on her tits she just got them done, You can suck hard on mine! LOL. These 2 girls are really awesome, but sadly neither were BBFS. However, both happily let me splooge down their throat. Pixie is an expert CIM gurgler. Bronze medal.

AngelChanel and RoxyRay: Probably the hottest tandem babes I ever had. I mean these 2 are just drop dead gorgeous. Angel is sitting on my face and I am tongue fucking her sweet pussy and she is talking to Roxy who is doing stupid shit on her laptop, then Angel would be giving me a BBBJ and I would say something funny to Roxy and Angel would stop and we would all laugh. Once done with Angel after cumming in mish, I devote my full attention to Roxy, and I am pounding her doggie and Angel said come back again babe I want to try doggie too! You can see in one of the pics the surprised look on Angel's face when I dropped my pants and I am hard as a rock ha ha ha. Smoking hot babes with BBBJ and DATY but CFS only. Silver medal.

MikkaFay and SubAmy: Now these 2 spinners take the gold medal. Together on a scale, they barely weigh 200 lbs. Both were creampie dates. I did Mikka first and CIP in her super tight pussy while SubAmy is in the bathroom taking a shower, and I could hear the water running, salivating knowing that she will be be fresh and squeaky clean during her turn. After I creampied Mikka, Amy came out just wearing a towel, dropped on her knees and got me hard again. CIP a second time in Amy's fresh kitty while it was Mikka's turn to shower.

I have so many other examples of girls I have done one after the other, but never together at the same time. But these 3 pairs were the most memorable.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5400617]No. Very few of these HX girls are true lesbians. So if you expect them to 69 and scissor each other, probably not going to happen. I am not into doubles anyway. When I said I had fun with Pixiebaby and Lunababy, I meant I fucked both of them separately one after the other. I really love doing that. The other girl stay in the room while I eat and fuck the other girl, then they switch.

Pixiebaby and Lunababy: I fucked Pixie first and Luna was in the other bed and she was saying funny shit like be gentle on her tits she just got them done, You can suck hard on mine! LOL. These 2 girls are really awesome, but sadly neither were BBFS. However, both happily let me splooge down their throat. Pixie is an expert CIM gurgler. Bronze medal.

AngelChanel and RoxyRay: Probably the hottest tandem babes I ever had. I mean these 2 are just drop dead gorgeous. Angel is sitting on my face and I am tongue fucking her sweet pussy and she is talking to Roxy who is doing stupid shit on her laptop, then Angel would be giving me a BBBJ and I would say something funny to Roxy and Angel would stop and we would all laugh. Once done with Angel after cumming in mish, I devote my full attention to Roxy, and I am pounding her doggie and Angel said come back again babe I want to try doggie too! You can see in one of the pics the surprised look on Angel's face when I dropped my pants and I am hard as a rock ha ha ha. Smoking hot babes with BBBJ and DATY but CFS only. Silver medal.

MikkaFay and SubAmy: Now these 2 spinners take the gold medal. Together on a scale, they barely weigh 200 lbs. Both were creampie dates. I did Mikka first and CIP in her super tight pussy while SubAmy is in the bathroom taking a shower, and I could hear the water running, salivating knowing that she will be be fresh and squeaky clean during her turn. After I creampied Mikka, Amy came out just wearing a towel, dropped on her knees and got me hard again. CIP a second time in Amy's fresh kitty while it was Mikka's turn to shower.

I have so many other examples of girls I have done one after the other, but never together at the same time. But these 3 pairs were the most memorable.[/QUOTE]You are a Jedi Master of mongers! Take me as an apprentice and show me the ways of fucking beauties!

To anyone that has seen Colette, what's your two cents on her? As far as I've seen, she's the last hard to get "jewel" of the place I want to try. One or two people here mentioned she has a little more weight than her pictures suggest, but I don't mind a little meat as long as she wears it well.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5396942]So what is your definition of "normal" women? Oh yeah right. KristyB is normal.

If I got robbed by KristyB, I would be smug too. She put the B in rob ha ha ha.[/QUOTE]Does she still have a profile on HX? Couldn't find it?

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5400617]No. Very few of these HX girls are true lesbians. So if you expect them to 69 and scissor each other, probably not going to happen. I am not into doubles anyway. When I said I had fun with Pixiebaby and Lunababy, I meant I fucked both of them separately one after the other. I really love doing that. The other girl stay in the room while I eat and fuck the other girl, then they switch.

Pixiebaby and Lunababy: I fucked Pixie first and Luna was in the other bed and she was saying funny shit like be gentle on her tits she just got them done, You can suck hard on mine! LOL. These 2 girls are really awesome, but sadly neither were BBFS. However, both happily let me splooge down their throat. Pixie is an expert CIM gurgler. Bronze medal.

AngelChanel and RoxyRay: Probably the hottest tandem babes I ever had. I mean these 2 are just drop dead gorgeous. Angel is sitting on my face and I am tongue fucking her sweet pussy and she is talking to Roxy who is doing stupid shit on her laptop, then Angel would be giving me a BBBJ and I would say something funny to Roxy and Angel would stop and we would all laugh. Once done with Angel after cumming in mish, I devote my full attention to Roxy, and I am pounding her doggie and Angel said come back again babe I want to try doggie too! You can see in one of the pics the surprised look on Angel's face when I dropped my pants and I am hard as a rock ha ha ha. Smoking hot babes with BBBJ and DATY but CFS only. Silver medal.

MikkaFay and SubAmy: Now these 2 spinners take the gold medal. Together on a scale, they barely weigh 200 lbs. Both were creampie dates. I did Mikka first and CIP in her super tight pussy while SubAmy is in the bathroom taking a shower, and I could hear the water running, salivating knowing that she will be be fresh and squeaky clean during her turn. After I creampied Mikka, Amy came out just wearing a towel, dropped on her knees and got me hard again. CIP a second time in Amy's fresh kitty while it was Mikka's turn to shower.

I have so many other examples of girls I have done one after the other, but never together at the same time. But these 3 pairs were the most memorable.[/QUOTE]Who's the red head with her hand by her mouth?

[QUOTE=FeelDeez010;5401410]Does she still have a profile on HX? Couldn't find it?[/QUOTE]Looks like she defected to PD. On a related note AlenaJane (AlenaPearson) and Audrey101 back posting on Hx again. I guess the grass wasn't any greener.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/KristyB[/URL]

[QUOTE=FeelDeez010;5401410]Does she still have a profile on HX? Couldn't find it?[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time with her.

[QUOTE=Monger699;5401670]On a related note [b]Audrey101 back posting on Hx again[/b]. I guess the grass wasn't any greener.[/QUOTE]This girl is a smoke show. Probably one of the best bodies on HX. You can run the Amtrak thru her thigh gap.