Massage Parlor Reports

I agree, it's a little odd. I've had a few PM's for information but none of it would be anything LEO would want to know. Mostly wanting to know where Amy / Angel / Alice went after JJ's closed down so nothing that I would think is too intrusive or odd. If you mongers get strange PM's let us know so we can be on the lookout. I'm out of town now and in the city I am in the LEO presence is pretty ridiculous. They shut everything down very, very quickly. Definitely different than ICT.

[QUOTE=KTracho316;2729931]Yeah its getting to a point that its tough to validate if they are undercovers or not. If they were would they be able to post and if so what's something they wouldn't be able to say. I mean how do you know whose trustworthy of replying to? Obviously dudes like Johnnythewad are legends so no prob there .[/QUOTE]

Went to try the new location of Gigi's south of Wesley on Hillside. It has parking in back which is nice but still have to enter at the front Hillside side. Asian provider was attractive probably in her 40's and very sweet personality. Spoke good english. Did not get her name. Paid 50 for half hour massage. Massage was good, but not the best I've had. Nothing else was offered after I asked. Left a tad disappointed.

[QUOTE=IctBrat;2730961]Went to try the new location of Gigi's south of Wesley on Hillside. It has parking in back which is nice but still have to enter at the front Hillside side. Asian provider was attractive probably in her 40's and very sweet personality. Spoke good english. Did not get her name. Paid 50 for half hour massage. Massage was good, but not the best I've had. Nothing else was offered after I asked. Left a tad disappointed.[/QUOTE]You might try a different brand of cologne bro. LOL Your experience was a bit of a surprise to me.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2731316]You might try a different brand of cologne bro. LOL Your experience was a bit of a surprise to me.[/QUOTE]Good to know. I've had better experiences elsewhere. Maybe because another patron dropped in during my massage, she decided to cut things short.

[QUOTE=IctBrat;2731641]Good to know. I've had better experiences elsewhere. Maybe because another patron dropped in during my massage, she decided to cut things short.[/QUOTE]That would damn sure do it. Glad you mentioned that as I believe it would make all the diff in the world. She should have ran his ass off and said come back in an hour. That is what they do to me LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2730317]Speaking of the old lady. I just got a checkup from the doc to make sure my snipjob from a few years ago was holding. When she asked me how I intended to provide a specimen, she said it better not be from lopping the mule. I told her no, she could BBBJCIM and then spit it into the cup. She looked at me like I was crazy and said get to jacking boy. LMAO.[/QUOTE]LMAO damn Johnny you a savage man LOL! I think it would be a fucking blast to grab a beer with you and hear all your storys dude LOL.

[QUOTE=KTracho316;2733372]LMAO damn Johnny you a savage man LOL! I think it would be a fucking blast to grab a beer with you and hear all your storys dude LOL.[/QUOTE]Well thanks, but sometimes I wonder how I have managed to live this fucking long LOL Admittedly though, my satisfaction with life picked up when I discovered hookers. Isn't this a wonderful hobby. LOL.

I mostly stay under the radar and only partake on occasion. I rarely venture out where others haven't reported and thank all that post for the info. Yesterday I decided to try the new place at Central and West. I was in great need for a good rubdown and the rain had me horned up. I met Linda who is very cute and playful with a good personality and average massage skills. I paid for the hour and with average additional $ had a nice time covered. She is probably in her 40's and just a little extra pounds but nice.

[QUOTE=JohnSunXXX;2733865]I mostly stay under the radar and only partake on occasion. I rarely venture out where others haven't reported and thank all that post for the info. Yesterday I decided to try the new place at Central and West. I was in great need for a good rubdown and the rain had me horned up. I met Linda who is very cute and playful with a good personality and average massage skills. I paid for the hour and with average additional $ had a nice time covered. She is probably in her 40's and just a little extra pounds but nice.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Johnsun. What is the name of this place, if you recall?

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2733902]Thanks for the report Johnsun. What is the name of this place, if you recall?[/QUOTE]Don't remember seeing anything on the store front except "Spa" JTW. Here is the link.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-soothing-relaxing-asian-massage-316-730-4982/8411437[/URL]

Mongers and other upstanding gentlemen. I had to ask about this one. It is one of dozens of the same ad and my initial thought was, "hey, that looks pretty fucking fantastic, I should give that a try". Then, my actual brain started processing something and I thought, "no need for all of those ads if you're busy, and if you look like that, you would be quite busy, what the fuck could this possibly be?" Then my mind drifted off to a time and land far, far away when I met a saw a beautiful profile of an insatiable blonde and agreed. It turned out, that if they were her actual pictures that they were probably from 1983 and that the last 20+ years had been pretty shitty. I am getting that impression with this one. I'm going to return to weeping miserably about the lack of good AMP's the last month or two.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/specials-blonde-guarantee-you-will-love-every-minute-you-spend-with-me/7936709[/URL]

[QUOTE=JohnSunXXX;2733917]Don't remember seeing anything on the store front except "Spa" JTW. Here is the link.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-soothing-relaxing-asian-massage-316-730-4982/8411437[/URL][/QUOTE]Okay gotcha and thanks. I think I have seen the entrance to that one, if it is right across the street from Red Lobster.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2733615]Well thanks, but sometimes I wonder how I have managed to live this fucking long LOL Admittedly though, my satisfaction with life picked up when I discovered hookers. Isn't this a wonderful hobby. LOL.[/QUOTE]I believe it is old friend LOL, another sign that you are old LOL JK. I sometimes wonder why its so pleasurable, but then again I say fuck it I love it and that's all that matters.

[QUOTE=KTracho316;2734652]I believe it is old friend LOL, another sign that you are old LOL JK. I sometimes wonder why its so pleasurable, but then again I say fuck it I love it and that's all that matters.[/QUOTE]It is so pleasurable because of:

1. the thrill of it all (old movie).

2. variety.

3. it fucking feels good.

But mostly . . . . .

4. no need to put up with some beaches attitude when it comes to dating. Paying for what is the objective and be Gone With the Wind (another oldie but goodie LOL) is the goal.

[QUOTE=YoungNEager1;2734287]Mongers and other upstanding gentlemen. I had to ask about this one. It is one of dozens of the same ad and my initial thought was, "hey, that looks pretty fucking fantastic, I should give that a try". Then, my actual brain started processing something and I thought, "no need for all of those ads if you're busy, and if you look like that, you would be quite busy, what the fuck could this possibly be?" Then my mind drifted off to a time and land far, far away when I met a saw a beautiful profile of an insatiable blonde and agreed. It turned out, that if they were her actual pictures that they were probably from 1983 and that the last 20+ years had been pretty shitty. I am getting that impression with this one. I'm going to return to weeping miserably about the lack of good AMP's the last month or two.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/specials-blonde-guarantee-you-will-love-every-minute-you-spend-with-me/7936709[/URL][/QUOTE]Skip this one bro, your spidey senses are telling you the truth.