Massage Parlor Reports

Is everyone taking a break due to the virus? I know I am. No mediocre HJ is worth dying over.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;4635078]Phew! Nice session with Anna. She's probably early 40's, attractive, petite and a whole lot of fun. I asked for a hard massage after having lifted weights yesterday and I was super sore. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch! Massage score 9/10.

The fun part started while I was on my front and Anna kneeling between my legs. I'm not going to provide a lot of detail, but probably one of the best deep prostate exams I've ever had. I flipped over, she disrobed for NE / SE exploration with some digital play and LFK. The L1 finish was very good.

Post play massage was just as good and went over a few minutes. As was laying there a thought came to that I've had this level of service before from a first time attendant, never to be repeated. I hope that's not the case with Anna and I'm definitely going to repeat. Doubtful that L2 / L3 is possible, but that examination was exemplar!

60/60.

Joe.[/QUOTE]The only one I see there is Hanna in the black dress. Nice to know there is another good one if Hanna is busy. In the past Hanna was the only good one there. If she was unavailable I just walked out.

[QUOTE=TooFull;4639221]Is everyone taking a break due to the virus? I know I am. No mediocre HJ is worth dying over.[/QUOTE]I hate that I didn't consider this as a possible conflict.

Well, NOW I AM.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4635609]I when I get to the spa, I asked them to show me to the bathroom. I'll make sure take my time and clean properly with a wet nap or a wet paper towel.

[/QUOTE]1990, I saw ads for Tokyo Spa and Osaka Spa, Michigan City, IN, in the Chicago Yellow Pages. Never been to a spa before. So I get my courage up, drive all the way from Chicago to Michigan City, just in time to feel a big BM heading my way. So I stop for gas, tank up, and let loose in the washroom. And I'm now a shitty mess. "Ah man, I can't go like this!" And I'm wiping and wiping, but it's hopeless, I need a shower, so I go home. One week later I go again, and the same thing happens. I'm cursed. One week after that, I don't eat breakfast, don't each lunch, sit on the toilet till I pinch something, then shower, then head out once again. At Osaka Spa the woman tells me to get completely undressed, takes me by the hand to the table shower, me never knowing such a device existed. And she made sure I was totally clean, right up to the point of putting the index finger up old One Eye.

I know it was nerves that did it. Now I've been to so many spas in the last 30 years I don't worry about it. If you have to go, go.

[QUOTE=SxyJoker;4639508]I hate that I didn't consider this as a possible conflict.

Well, NOW I AM.[/QUOTE]Seriously? Some want to stop going for fun because of Coronavirus? Well, there was that one case in Chicago but she just came back from China. I guess if you find out the girl just came back from China you might have something to worry about.

There is an extreme paranoia though about this among the Chinese. A lot of them are wearing those particulate mask now. One of my WeChat friends is posting a picture of a shopping cart loaded with masks. They bought out the local Menards. I guess most of the stores are selling out.

[QUOTE=TooFull;4639221]Is everyone taking a break due to the virus? I know I am. No mediocre HJ is worth dying over.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SxyJoker;4639508]I hate that I didn't consider this as a possible conflict.

Well, NOW I AM.[/QUOTE]Are you guys joking around? How are these women getting the virus? Is somebody mailing it to them? I don't know how the local AMP workers are going to get the virus, unless they just got here last week and brought the virus with them. I think that your chances of catching the virus at an AMP are pretty slim. You probably have a better chance of winning the lottery. SaintChuck.

Just because they are from China doesn't mean they might have the virus. Most of the women have been here for years. You are more probably more likely to get the virus from somebody at O'hare than at an AMP. If you don't worry about an STD at an AMP, then I wouldn't worry about the Coronavirus.

Popped in at NV yesterday. Met Momo for the first time. Well I hope it was her. Slender, cute face and playful. Booked 60 minutes and it was a solid visit. Her massage skills was pretty decent, it actually took care of my soreness. Momo took her time and took directions well. Lots of teasing while I was on my stomach. On the flip, I was full force like a rock, but she was teasing me like crazy. She got all the hints from me that I was ready LOL. But she was playful and continued teasing me. A few minutes later she finally went L1, she pulled out her puppies and motioned for me to lick them. Immediately I did. Also OTC down below was allowed. It was great! Especially without any negotiation from here end. Left her 6 $ on the chair, she didn't even bother checking it. Good luck!

Lurker here. Don't post often but I have good story to tell about Lavender in Oswego.

Went in last week during the morning. Small shop up front.

Did a 30 min session. Got undressed. Cute small girl is taking care of me. She spoke practically no English (using her phone to almost translate everything) Lots of teasing and focus on everything below the waist.

No music. It was very quiet and cold.

Was definitely expecting L1, but she only would let me finish the job.

It had been a few weeks since my last venture and I couldn't resist so I went for it. Blew my load so hard it hit her in the face.

Luckily she was very nice and polite about it. First thing she said was, using her phone mind you, 'Your girlfriend must be very pretty!

Oof.

6/10 Massage.

0/10 L1.

2.5/10 Ending. I felt bad so I left her with 40/50 YMMV.

Feel like if I go next time she will give L1. Would be willing to try since she was so cute.

[QUOTE=RobertGou2;4625559]Had my first dream at NV in Aurora last Monday. Walked in and was greeted by a petite girl probably early 40's, said her name was Kylie. I hadn't seen that name mentioned on an previous reviews so it gave me a little pause but figured I'd stick with what I normally do at these places and it hasn't failed me yet.

Paid her the $60 for the hour and placed $40 on the table for her clearly to see so she knew what the deal was.

I love the tables they have at this place. It's like some sort of tempurpedic memory foam type material so you sink into it. The tables are also heated and it was really cold that day so that felt nice. Her English was decent and we talked a bit early into the massage then it went to silence. About 5 minutes into it she was at the head of the table over my head leaning down going towards my lower region she brushed up against the boys and let out a "oh sorry" and I let her know it was all good.

From that point she performed a pretty decent massage and regularly teased throughout. They have that warming oil which is pretty nice. While still laying on my stomach she moved onto my lower body, both legs and then she sat in between my legs and am started to do my ass and then started working her hands underneath. I was pretty much at full mass laying down and she started slowly teasing and jerking my there, pretty awesome. She then went for the hot towel to get the oil off me. When the flip came she knew the deal but still teased me which he was great. We went into L1 without any discussion of money. When I went for access to the top she asked what I'd tip and I told her another $10 and she was fine with that..[/QUOTE]Does this place offer TS?

Anyone else get lucky with Mary?

She seems fun.

7/10 massage.

9/10 play.

Passed on L1.

[QUOTE=Poogee;4647935]Anyone else get lucky with Mary?

She seems fun.

7/10 massage.

9/10 play.

Passed on L1.[/QUOTE]Where is she located? Never heard of her.

[QUOTE=Poogee;4647935]Anyone else get lucky with Mary?

She seems fun.

7/10 massage.

9/10 play.

Passed on L1.[/QUOTE]Is this in Weirly Road?

[QUOTE=Meddic80;4648345]Is this in Weirly Road?[/QUOTE]Yes. I think that's the name of the road.

[QUOTE=Poogee;4648848]Yes. I think that's the name of the road.[/QUOTE]With the correct spelling: Wehrli Rd.