Strip Club Reports

Good afternoon from a long time lurker, first time poster! I've really appreciated the reports from everyone (especially FF, Chill, and Ilapp).

As the title says, I am planning a bachelor party for the first time and I am hoping you guys can give me some tips. The plan is to go to BBF around 9 on a Saturday. The groom is looking for pretty decent millage but nothing more than BBBJ although I doubt that will happen.

I have been reading conflicting reports on the private dances and I was wondering what would provide the most millage for the groom without dropping $$.

Also, do you have any advice for a group of mostly newbies to not feel completely out of place?

I understand the reluctance to indulge to a first time poster. Feel free to PM me or keep it vague. I just don't want him to remember his bachelor party as a dud!

Thanks in advance!

Edit: after going back and rtff a little more. Sounds like the .1 dances are the way to go...

Yeah we're back.

Yes your reread gives the best plan but don't forget there is a $2 house fee collected at the end of the dances. So each dance is actually 12 at night. You might temper groom expectations to only pretty good mileage for a in club lap dance and no extras. As always YMMV.

[QUOTE=Toonew; 1072684]Good afternoon from a long time lurker, first time poster! I've really appreciated the reports from everyone (especially FF, Chill, and Ilapp.

As the title says, I am planning a bachelor party for the first time and I am hoping you guys can give me some tips. The plan is to go to BBF around 9 on a Saturday. The groom is looking for pretty decent millage but nothing more than BBBJ although I doubt that will happen.

I have been reading conflicting reports on the private dances and I was wondering what would provide the most millage for the groom without dropping $.

Also, do you have any advice for a group of mostly newbies to not feel completely out of place?

I understand the reluctance to indulge to a first time poster. Feel free to PM me or keep it vague. I just don't want him to remember his bachelor party as a dud!

Thanks in advance!

Edit: after going back and rtff a little more. Sounds like the.1 dances are the way to go. [/QUOTE]

So, based upon some of the comments I had seen while RTFFing, I paid a visit to Harem House today, and I was not disappointed. Not sure if I got the same treatment as anyone, or how much it helped that I don't look like a toad, but it was a good time. Talked mostly to one dancer in particular, not sure if I should reveal names or not, as I'm still learning the ropes here, who was very friendly and convinced me to take advantage of the 2-for-1 couch dances with promises of plenty of attention to certain regions. While back there, I was told to watch out for the referees, and the game was afoot.

Despite the recent drought conditions, I was very glad I had brought a raincoat. Much bidirectional contact was encouraged and took place, and prior to my dances starting, I believe I even witnessed another customer yodeling in the valley across the room.

I would love to return, but I am in a bit of a quandary. I tend to use a stage name and claim not to be married when at the clubs. Digits were disclosed to me, and a potential independent, unsupervised encounter was proposed. I'm not sure I am ready for that step, and I am not up for paying for anything more than I receive in the clubs, usually for $40 or less, drinks included. I am guessing this would not be a free experience, and I don't want to be a dick, not call, and then go back at a later date like it's all cool, expecting the same great treatment. Any advice in this area is greatly appreciated, as I am quite paranoid, and have thus far confined my dalliances to the interior of strip clubs, where anonymity is no problem.

I am going to be in the vicinity of Hip Huggers on Friday and I am wondering if this club is worth a visit. Are there any decent looking dancers during the day time that work there and are the "dances" worth the drive. Going to the club is about an hour out of my way so don't want to go unless it is worth it. I haven't seen too many posts recently about this club. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Davek454;1073183]I would love to return, but I am in a bit of a quandary. I tend to use a stage name and claim not to be married when at the clubs. Digits were disclosed to me, and a potential independent, unsupervised encounter was proposed. I'm not sure I am ready for that step, and I am not up for paying for anything more than I receive in the clubs, usually for $40 or less, drinks included. I am guessing this would not be a free experience, and I don't want to be a dick, not call, and then go back at a later date like it's all cool, expecting the same great treatment. Any advice in this area is greatly appreciated, as I am quite paranoid, and have thus far confined my dalliances to the interior of strip clubs, where anonymity is no problem.[/QUOTE]Don't stress over it. Chances are she either won't remember giving you the number, or it will be shut off by the time you call it.

That said, if you plan to pursue this any further, get a throwaway phone and take other precautions to protect your identity. Having this girl call your cell phone at 3am would prove perilous at the least.

[QUOTE=m02499;1073294]I am going to be in the vicinity of Hip Huggers on Friday and I am wondering if this club is worth a visit. Are there any decent looking dancers during the day time that work there and are the "dances" worth the drive. Going to the club is about an hour out of my way so don't want to go unless it is worth it. I haven't seen too many posts recently about this club. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I've always found the trip to Kokomo worth it. Cover is $3.00. Dances are always $10.00. A pitcher of beer is about $10.00. While there is no VIP room, there is usually a wide variety of dancers. A lot of women travel from out of state to dance at the Hugger, and a lot of them are high price talent. I recently visited a high end Chicago club and recognized several dancers that I had met in Kokomo.

I've always found dances at the Hugger to be very liberal. Like any club, you'll have a few bad experiences. But, having gone to Kokomo for years, these experiences are few and far between. Last time I danced with Halo (short haired 20 something blond with bolt-ons and glasses, Dorothy (long haired brunette playing the wizard of oz angle) and Kris (short brown hair, mid-20's. Halo was an A+ dance. Kris was a B (not great, not bad, just a standard dance) and Dorothy was a B+, but she tried to over charge by claiming 5 songs when I knew it had been 4.

Of course, YMMV.

I often see posts on this forum asking which strip clubs are the best. As someone who's been to every club in Indianapolis, many on numerous occasions, I thought I'd throw in my 2 cents worth. It's been my experience that there's a wide variation in the girls who work in these places so it really depends as much on the girl as the club on whether you'll have an enjoyable experience. I would suggest several things to look for if you are a beginner. First, ask the girl how long she's worked there. If she says only a few days, you probably will get a bad lap dance. They don't go to lap dance school; they learn on the job. It takes a while for girls to learn which buttons to press to get a guy excited. A new girl will give you a bad dance and won't even be aware that she's giving you a bad dance. Second, if you can, go when the club is less busy. The girl will be more appreciative for your business if things are slow and will give you a better dance. Third, get close to the girl and take a couple sniffs before you head to the nearest couch. A nice smelling girl sitting on your lap is going to be much more pleasant than someone who smells like a bag of garbage. Fourth, I know you want a dance from the cutest girl in the club but I've received some of my best dances when that girl was busy and I went with someone who just seemed friendly. Don't sit around for two hours waiting for Miss Popularity to be free. Fifth, if the girl seems distracted or not attentive, don't hesitate to bail out at the last second. If someone is smoking, eating or talking on her cellphone while she's preparing to give you a dance, you're not going to get a good one. Tell her you changed your mind and walk off. If I think of anything else, I'll throw it out later. I'd also like to hear what anyone else looks for when are trying to decide which girls in these clubs to blow money on.

Following up on the previous post, I hadn't practiced the fine craft of stripper selection in a while until my first trip to HH yesterday. Usually I visit with one of my guarantees at BBF, and make sure not to say no to a dollar dance from anyone, just in case someone new and worthy makes herself known.

As for yesterday, there weren't a lot of girls dancing, but the one that took me back to the couch had just been refused a dollar dance from both guys at the table next to me, who were on their way out. She wasn't the hottest chick in the place, but she wasn't bad. I find that the really hot ones, with a few exceptions, usually KNOW they are hot, and they bank on that and thus don't feel that they have to pay as much direct attention to the "boys. " Since that is my preference, I look for the ones who aren't the hottest, but who respond to a little positive attention. If they allow (or, like yesterday, encourage and direct) a little attention and contact FROM me, I'm usually more than happy to oblige. I doubt I'd venture into their nether regions with anything other than my hands, unlike the other fellow I saw yesterday, because I don't know where they've been, and I really wouldn't want to go where he or someone else has just been.

I realize they only want my money, but if they are willing to earn it, they can have it. That's why I'm there. My goal is to get in, get off, and get out for as little $ as possible, without pissing off someone I'd like to visit with again. I'm on a limited (mostly hidden) budget, and it can be expensive habit if you aren't careful. For my money, BBF is usually a lock any day, and Babes East and now HH, both on two-for-Tuesdays, are pretty solid as well.

My question for the group today involves, backstory. Do you guys use a real name and / or marital status? Any perceived advantage either way? I've been very consistent with the same stage name and being "too busy to date or get married" for several years now. After yesterday, and another recent experience, I'm guessing that divulging my real marital status wouldn't affect the quality of attention, as they will still get paid, and it may avoid awkward situations.

I welcome your feedback.

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1073663]A nice smelling girl sitting on your lap is going to be much more pleasant than someone who smells like a bag of garbage.[/QUOTE]Truer words have never been written on this forum.

Also, it helps if you yourself are dressed well and smelling good. I have heard many a dancer complain about a customer's hygiene, or lack thereof.

Roy Cat also made a couple of other great points, such as point #2 and especially point #4. A lot of the time, the highly sought after hottie knows that her looks, not her performance, is getting her dances. And with plenty of men lined up to give her money, she will have to work fast to get to everyone.

Anyone spent anytime with Jazz or Ava?

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1073663]I'd also like to hear what anyone else looks for when are trying to decide which girls in these clubs to blow money on.[/QUOTE]1) As mentioned previously: look clean, smell clean. Smell is physiologically very important to women. It can be as important a turn on for them as seeing a great rack is for us. I've used several high-end hygiene products over the years, but off-the-shelf stuff is just as effective. Soap, shampoo, cologne. They'll appreciate it.

2) Hotties come in several flavors. A) If the hottest girl in the club is a bleached-blonde, bolt-ons, collagen-lipped hardbody, chances are you won't get your best value-for-dollar from her. Why work hard when guys are throwing it at you? B) Most times when she's a "spinner" type (young, petite, slender, more natural) I've noticed they're friendlier, but still not the greatest in service. This type seems usually shy or almost skittish about touching in both directions and providing extras. However, there are rare gems and I've had a few of my all-time great dances from this group. C) Older (25-35 yo) women who may have a couple kids but still stay in decent shape are my favorite group. The curves and lines are a little softer, and so is the attitude generally. Their body doesn't look quite like it used to, and they love to hear someone tell them how stunning they are. D) Old, overweight, and unattractive dancers serve their purpose in the food chain. Make it clear you are not paying them for their looks, and ensure you'll enjoy your time in some other way before purchasing services from this group.

3) If you're new to a club (or if you notice subtle changes in the ambiance) take a look around. Does she have a boyfriend lurking in a corner? Is the bouncer keeping an especially close eye on her? Do all her customers come in wearing sweats and leave quickly after the dance? What she tells you may or may not be true; trust your eyes and your brain.

4) Get the dollar dance. You can get a good idea of what is available from the contact you receive. If she doesn't touch you for a dollar but promises "so much incredible fun" for.2, she's lying.

5) I personally do not avoid new talent, but I am cautious when new girls are involved. Not only because of my paranoia that she could be LEO, but also because a lot of times these new girls might not understand what you're really expecting or might chicken out at a critical time. Again, there have been a few hidden gems, but as a rule you're shooting in the dark here. At least with the new girls your exposure is more limited; the "old pro" (polekat) can do a lot more damage, and even the best of us have fallen for her ruse at some time. Avoid the dreaded polekat at all costs!

Clear your inbox!

The advice in this thread is phenomenal.

Thank you All

Had not been here for a long time. Happened to be near, and wondered. Glad I stopped. One of the ladies is very nicely shaped, with Freckles ALL OVER!

Great company, great dance, warm and soft and real.

This place is definitely out of the mainstream, but she is worth the stop.

[QUOTE=Tbird64; 1076459]Had not been here for a long time. Happened to be near, and wondered. Glad I stopped. One of the ladies is very nicely shaped, with Freckles ALL OVER!

Great company, great dance, warm and soft and real.

This place is definitely out of the mainstream, but she is worth the stop. [/QUOTE]I think I know who you mean. She has been around the circuit for a while. But one question? There is no Babes West, it's Purple Passion now, so what club?

Also it would be nice if you hinted at dayshift or nightshift. Some of us really don't have the time to sit there on all shifts.

FF.

PS. Found some new freckles at HH on nights. Very nice freckles, no extras.