Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Meyer Lansky;1854388]These girls seem to experience a disproportionate percentage of emergencies, car repairs, phone problems, sickness and other events leading to cancellation of appointments. While we all have our preferred means of dealing with difficulties and challenges, I typically inform a therapist or entertainer that until she gets her shit together that I won't be wasting my time trying to schedule the illusion of an appointment that can be cancelled upon a whim or change of mind. I firmly believe that if a therapist / enterntainer loses 50% of her business, she will suddenly (as if through divine intervention) experience far fewer emergencies, inconveniences and other events leading to cancellation of appointments. If we constantly accomodate their inconsiderate behavior we become "enablers" of dysfunctional behavior which will only reinforce their belief that they can get way with inconsiderate conduct indefinitely[/QUOTE]I tend to agree. I've come to the realization that the reason many of these girls are in this business is because they can't keep their shit together long enough to hold a real job. The money is easier and they can get away with flaking out on appointments and / or poor customer service since they won't get fired. I've been burned by at least three providers that either had "problems" come up or just didn't show. I even had one cancel my appointment because a "regular" called after I did and just HAD to get in. WTF? My money is green, too! That BS turns me off completely. I am held to an extremely high standard of professionalism in my career and therefore I have developed a low tolerance for people who have little to none. This is why the walk-in parlor is perfect. I get the itch, drive there, walk in and get service on my schedule without waiting around or dealing with the chance of a last minute flake-out. The best thing we can do is call out the lame providers here so they lose enough business and shape up or get out completely.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1855269]I am not sure I buy that.

I am not going to stir the pot with the particular provider mentioned, but I have been doing this for a few decades now and have had plenty of legit LMTs (some offered HE some didn't, but all gave a relaxing session and it was sensual despite where their boundaries may exist) when I am in the mood for being pampered without doing a full scale session with a GFE gal. In fact, for the old timers, I go all the way back to Jill Matthews.

At worse, a few of them may have ran five minutes late, but never more than twenty, or for goodness sake not hours and days.

What we have here is a clear cut enabling from gents. I find it interesting I was lambasted a couple of weeks ago, but since then we now have at least six guys or more to come that have come forward to report my bad experience was not an outlier.

My goal is never to ruin a provider's business, but to help guys not make the same mistakes I made and hopefully get whatever provider we happen to be reporting issues with to perhaps endeavor to clean up their service issues.

Sadly if we have other gents (who must be comfortable with poor and fluctuating service) not only defend the provider, but attack anyone that dares to suggest there are problems, not only is the provider not encouraged to improve, guys become fearful of being honest (even if it isn't worded as strongly as mine was) and thus a new whole crop of guys that get let down.

Trust me, there are ladies out there that go out of the way to be efficient and accurate in their scheduling and customer service. Whether we are talking about this provider the dustup occurred over, or some other provider we really are not doing them or the men any favors by winking at it.

I will tell you that HelpMeRhonda gives a fantastic massage, and I used to see her frequently, and I can never remember her being less than punctual one time, regardless of incall or outcall.

There are others out there, but she is the prime example that pops into mind.

Maybe some guys will suggest other ladies that give great massages without first stressing you out over getting the schedule run around so that you are not stressed out before you ever lay down on the massage table.[/QUOTE]Holy crap, Jill Matthews! Haven't heard that name in a long long time. Last time I saw her was over in Alexandria, KY. First time was in the chiro's office in Newport. What ever happened to her?

[QUOTE=Live for Licken;1855415]Holy crap, Jill Matthews! Haven't heard that name in a long long time. Last time I saw her was over in Alexandria, KY. First time was in the chiro's office in Newport. What ever happened to her?[/QUOTE]That is going a long time back, I always had a great time with Jill Matthews also. She loved what she did and you left always happy and couldn't wait till the next time.

[QUOTE=PitDropper;1855451]That is going a long time back, I always had a great time with Jill Matthews also. She loved what she did and you left always happy and couldn't wait till the next time.[/QUOTE]Yep, to me she will always be the gold standard for what an LMT (sometimes with extras) should be. Never late, always organized, incredibly intelligent and conversant without gossip, and the best hands I have ever enjoyed.

I am sure she is retired now, but wow, could the ladies of this decade sure use her mentoring and instruction.

Stopped by this place last week. Like you said no privacy with cubicle style enclosures for rooms. Providers had to be all over 50. Was surprised how much touching there was and no cover but no happiness to be found. Given providers and lack of privacy, likely would not return. If you've seen some providers working there that look even somewhat appealing I would love to hear about it. Otherwise scratching this place off the list.

[QUOTE=Satchelh;1841714]The Pampered Male bunch (there is more than one girl now, hence no pics in the ads anymore) flaked out on me after I had left the house yesterday so I drove by the stated location just to check it out. It's in an apartment building with no off street parking, unless you count the gravel lot on the hillside next to the place. I wasn't impressed and I'm not sure if I will try to reschedule. Since I had already fought traffic getting across town and wanted a massage, I decided to head north to check out the new Acupressure Treatment Center. Decent massage but not worth fighting rush hour traffic for. The place is clean and new but isn't set up for extras from a privacy standpoint. If I'm passing by I would probably stop in again.[/QUOTE]

Re Jill Matthews.

Yes I agree with the gold standard review on her! Even when she had all the drama of her "sleazeball ex" going on, she was there for me. The only girl who ever invited me into her bubble bath!

As far as what happened. She told me that she was retiring to settle down in about '06. Then she disappeared. The intel I got was that she was a victim of an aggressive cancer and left this world in early '07. That intel is all I have to go on.

Tb

Finally paid a visit to Lilly's today in Florence, was a little nervous with all of the chatter on here and must say, that I left with a very good massage. The girl was a very attractive, fit. 30ish spinner with some very good massaging skills. There weren't any mention of extras. The massage was so good, I was hesitant to try anything in fear of ending the massage that seemed to hit every sore spot, as I was very sore from doing a roof yesterday for a friend of mine. After all that bending over all day in the sweltering hot weather yesterday, this massage was just what the Dr. Ordered. I did try to let my hands roam towards the end and she kindly put them right where they belonged, by my side. No extras here but was a very good massage.

I had been told the same thing that she had passed on. Also her friend Joyce no longer is offering services. Wish we still had providers like them around.

[QUOTE=TimBob; 1857044]Re Jill Matthews.

Yes I agree with the gold standard review on her! Even when she had all the drama of her "sleazeball ex" going on, she was there for me. The only girl who ever invited me into her bubble bath!

As far as what happened. She told me that she was retiring to settle down in about '06. Then she disappeared. The intel I got was that she was a victim of an aggressive cancer and left this world in early '07. That intel is all I have to go on.

Tb[/QUOTE]

They were both very nice ladies. Jill was a real sweetheart. I thought that she had moved away. Sad to hear that she has passed away. Lost touch with both of them after they moved to Alexandria. It was a lot of fun visiting with them in FT.

[QUOTE=Cincyjim;1859983]I had been told the same thing that she had passed on. Also her friend Joyce no longer is offering services. Wish we still had providers like them around.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Willow1535;1860889]They were both very nice ladies. Jill was a real sweetheart. I thought that she had moved away. Sad to hear that she has passed away. Lost touch with both of them after they moved to Alexandria. It was a lot of fun visiting with them in FT.[/QUOTE]Back in the day, the Enquirer actually ran one of those special weekend magazine articles about Jill Matthews in the Enquirer, complete with a big photo of her wearing her military hat (she had been in the Air Force). The rest of her attire was 'not' military.

I recall that too, but I believe it was Everybody's News that ran the story. The Enquirer has never done any quality reporting.

[QUOTE=Rudiger;1861336]Back in the day, the Enquirer actually ran one of those special weekend magazine articles about Jill Matthews in the Enquirer, complete with a big photo of her wearing her military hat (she had been in the Air Force). The rest of her attire was 'not' military.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Trogdor1973; 1850910]Similar thing happened when I scheduled with her last time. About 15 minutes away from her location (and 30 minutes into a 45 minute drive from the east side) , she says she has to cancel because the power went out. I said okay, maybe another time. I cruised the neighborhood anyway, but all porch lights were on. Hmmm. Maybe everyone else has a generator out back. Yeah, that's probably it. Anyway, she offered me an alternate time 2 hours into the future, but I couldn't and wasn't sure if I wanted to accept if I could.

Everyone writes such amazing reviews. I've had nothing but trouble and haven't even made it beyond the scheduling phase! .

The fool that I am though, I'll try again.

Trog[/QUOTE]I've had the same experience in the last few months with Crissy. Had minimal difficulties scheduling appts when she was further north off Colerain, but ever since she's moved into her new place, I've been no-showed 3 times and had to wait on scheduled appts for many minutes past the scheduled time. I've tried to cut her some slack, but this is happening just too much. And, like others, I drive a very long way to get to her place! As much as I've enjoyed our time together, there comes a point in time when enough is enough! I won't repeat my past mistakes!

Pepino1016

Was on BP this morning and notice that lizz posted. Massage is good HE is magic. [url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-lizz/14333633[/url]

So what happened to the 50% off if she is 10 minutes late pledge. I've given up totally.

[QUOTE=Pepino1016; 1862281]I've had the same experience in the last few months with Crissy. Had minimal difficulties scheduling appts when she was further north off Colerain, but ever since she's moved into her new place, I've been no-showed 3 times and had to wait on scheduled appts for many minutes past the scheduled time. I've tried to cut her some slack, but this is happening just too much. And, like others, I drive a very long way to get to her place! As much as I've enjoyed our time together, there comes a point in time when enough is enough! I won't repeat my past mistakes!

Pepino1016[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Prajet; 1862400]Was on BP this morning and notice that lizz posted. Massage is good HE is magic.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-lizz/14333633[/url][/QUOTE]Lizz used to give a great massage that covered all the bases, but as time has gone on, the massage has gotten to be less and less and the time to the flip has shortened greatly. Granted her prices are fair but her quality has gone down greatly. I really think if she could get away with it, it would be 15 minutes and a HE. As always.