Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Flasianlover]After doing some research I found myself at JHH my first night in the area. Vivian has gone back to Taiwain, so I requested Rosemary. She was definately a GFE, but compared to what I am used to in Biloxi, I was happy, but a little disappointed. The massage was okay but a little rushed and after the flip, I offered. 8 for her attention and she said it was a minimum of $ for FS. She gave in to the. 8 and began with CBJ. After 5 mins or so I went to DATY (a weakness of mine) and when I was ready to change course she requested missionary. After a little bit of that I asked her to go CG which she did. That was the best part of the experience. She me happy but I felt a bit rushed through the whole process. She was very sweet and nice, so maybe it was my imagination. On the way out I talked with MMS and some other young sweet thing (did not get her name). Overall not bad but I think I will try to find somewhere closer to where I am staying for my next experience (Hotel near BWI on West Nursery). Any suggestions would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you were rushed because the going rate we've been paying for years, and the rate that has been mentioned in many, many, many posts here is $ and you lowballed her.

I understand haggling with street walkers, but AMPs are a little different. You never give over the going rate, but why try and short a girl 20 bucks when the going rate has been well established, repeatedly? This gives them a bad attitude towards the next customer and just seems dumb.

[QUOTE=UMDstudent05]Maybe you were rushed because the going rate we've been paying for years, and the rate that has been mentioned in many, many, many posts here is $ and you lowballed her.

I understand haggling with street walkers, but AMPs are a little different. You never give over the going rate, but why try and short a girl 20 bucks when the going rate has been well established, repeatedly? This gives them a bad attitude towards the next customer and just seems dumb.[/QUOTE]I guess you are probably rite. Everything I read here made me believe the norm was. 7 +. 6-. 8 tip. I know where I live guys get upset if you pay more that the norm because that could result in raising the prices. I do appreciate your input. Another $20 would not have hurt me!

My AMP doctrine: Time + Money = Yellow Fever

I had both (or all three) yesterday. I tried the big U for the first time. First impressions are that I really like this place. Very nice set up. I was met at the door by Lee. I was not lucky to meet Kelly and her much reported gams.

I have to say that I had probably the best massage in a very long time. Lee’s hands were wonderful. It was almost like her hands and my body became one. Hard to explain if you don’t experience it. Nothing like some of the mechanical pounding that many other providers give.

Even the choke and burp was fantastic, slow and intense. And at no time did I feel rushed at all. In fact, I received another 15-20 minute rub in the after glow and didn’t stop until the clock hit the full 60 minutes. I will repeat, repeatedly.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude 9
Service 9

I had considered a 10 on service. It was close. The massage was A+, but none of that sexy nail rubbing or AR. But good enough to earn an extra tip (.5). Not sure about any extras.

Butter Dog

Newly single (widowed for 2 years) and have tried the dating scene etc. Gack. Knew some professional girls in Baltimore through date check that seemed to have closed up shop. Would like to try AMP's. In my area is Baco Therapy and Lotus Health Center.

I would appreciate any recommendations and first timer tips.

Thanks

There are 111 pages of "recommendations and first timer tips" in this section alone. Read The Fucking Forum!!!


[QUOTE=Redcobra]Newly single (widowed for 2 years) and have tried the dating scene etc. Gack. Knew some professional girls in Baltimore through date check that seemed to have closed up shop. Would like to try AMP's. In my area is Baco Therapy and Lotus Health Center.

I would appreciate any recommendations and first timer tips.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Feldman]There are 111 pages of "recommendations and first timer tips" in this section alone. Read The Fucking Forum!!![/QUOTE]I have. There is no current info on BT or LHC. Just stale data. I was wondering things such as, are appt. Required? How do you break the ice at a first time visit? How do you get a VIP Card? Etc. Learn to be Fucking Civil!

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]My AMP doctrine: Time + Money = Yellow Fever

I had both (or all three) yesterday. I tried the big U for the first time. First impressions are that I really like this place. Very nice set up. I was met at the door by Lee. I was not lucky to meet Kelly and her much reported gams.

I have to say that I had probably the best massage in a very long time. Lee’s hands were wonderful. It was almost like her hands and my body became one. Hard to explain if you don’t experience it. Nothing like some of the mechanical pounding that many other providers give.

Even the choke and burp was fantastic, slow and intense. And at no time did I feel rushed at all. In fact, I received another 15-20 minute rub in the after glow and didn’t stop until the clock hit the full 60 minutes. I will repeat, repeatedly.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude 9
Service 9

I had considered a 10 on service. It was close. The massage was A+, but none of that sexy nail rubbing or AR. But good enough to earn an extra tip (.5). Not sure about any extras.

Butter Dog[/QUOTE]Returning to Maryland after a two-year absence held a very pleasant surprise. I used to frequent the AMPs along the RT-1 corridor in Elkridge, Jessup, etc. I found a new place called MU, on York Rd. Just north of Towson.

MU is a Chinese establishment, with a very sexy manager named Kelly. She spoke excellent English, and she is blessed with a killer body. I knew that I was in the right place. However, she said that she only gives massages to repeat customers who especially request her, usually letting the other girls have the work.

I was shown to a very comfortable room, much nicer and larger than those along Rt-1. My girl was named Lucy. She didn’t speak much English, but she certainly knew how to please. I signed for what I was looking for and put money on the table, recalling that old Chinese proverb " you get what you. ". She did not disappoint, and in fact treated me to several of my fetishes.

I’m going back soon, hoping to spend an hour with Kelly since I’ll now be a repeat customer.

Can anyone provide some detailed information about Baco Therapy, on York Road, in Timonium?

[QUOTE=Feldman]There are 111 pages of "recommendations and first timer tips" in this section alone. Read The Fucking Forum!!![/QUOTE]

Hey dude, lighten up on the newbie. We ALL make first timers mistakes. Tell the the guy a little gentler. he may be able to contribute a lot in the future and help us all. After all, we all are here to share the fun......right??????

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Hey dude, lighten up on the newbie. We ALL make first timers mistakes. Tell the the guy a little gentler. he may be able to contribute a lot in the future and help us all. After all, we all are here to share the fun......right??????[/QUOTE]I Agree. Tell the new ones, but do it gently as their "cherry report" might just save us much coin.

Have fun out there and keep reporting!

I guess it will be my turn to report again soon. <SMILE

Scott

[QUOTE=Feldman]There are 111 pages of "recommendations and first timer tips" in this section alone. Read The Fucking Forum!!![/QUOTE]

Yeah, I agree with Sundance on this one, lighten up a little dude. Red C is not just a newbie to the Board, but to newbie to AMP's too.

Red C, here's a good read for first time AMP mongers... [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url]

After that, read the forum. Baco is a good "starter" AMP to get your sea legs, but don't stay there long. RTFF to find better places when you're ready to graduate. There are plenty in this area (for now?).

Good luck, have fun, and be safe.

Butter Dog

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Hey dude, lighten up on the newbie. We ALL make first timers mistakes. Tell the the guy a little gentler. he may be able to contribute a lot in the future and help us all. After all, we all are here to share the fun......right??????[/QUOTE]Thank you.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]Yeah, I agree with Sundance on this one, lighten up a little dude. Red C is not just a newbie to the Board, but to newbie to AMP's too.

Red C, here's a good read for first time AMP mongers... [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url.

Butter Dog[/QUOTE]What a great primer.

Thank you very much!

[QUOTE=Redcobra]Newly single (widowed for 2 years) and have tried the dating scene etc. Gack. Knew some professional girls in Baltimore through date check that seemed to have closed up shop. Would like to try AMP's. In my area is Baco Therapy and Lotus Health Center.

I would appreciate any recommendations and first timer tips.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I had one experience with BACO, and vowed never to go back. Limited staff, limited service, older 'n dirt, and just not worth repeating, especially when my luck was always so good at Moonlight, even as a first timer. Apparently the recent posts about JH warrant a look see, and it's just a few minutes from you anyway. Give us the goods if you go.

Saw Julia a few weeks ago. Great looking woman, nice massage. I said I had not seen her there before but I had never been there during the day. She said she only likes to work in the afternoon because many of the guys who come in at night are drunk.

She does not offer any extras beyond the normal fare but that's ok by me. I saw some other good looking ladies there when I came in. I guess the afternoon offers the best of the staff.