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I was pretty tired and sore from working out early in the morning so I decided to hit up one of those CL ad's for amps in the SFV. It was one of those. 4 hh/. 6 h places. Met "Ana" gave her 40 for the massage upfront and told her if I like the massage I'd opt for extra time. Ana was pretty, I'd say a 7. 5 and spoke decent English which made it easier. Kinda.

Massage was pretty lackluster unfortunately, especially since I just wanted a good or even decent massage. She offered cbj for $ and she "promised it will be very good", I came back with. 6 she stood firm on $ and after much persistence got her down to. 8. She asked for the money upfront and left the room. She came back with a sheet of saran wrap. I started laughing, but figured this was their way to stay "clean".

On went the saran and she started a very sub par cbj using mostly her hand, which I objected numerously. After about 5 minutes she started to get tired and I thought I'd her out by holding her hair guiding her gently. She yelled at me for touching her hair. And then told me I had 5 more minutes. I had my mind made up to finish the cbj so I pulled her shoulder down and started pumping her. I made her gag a few times and just rapid fired her mouth until completion.

She jumped off and went to the sink and started spitting. She didn't seem too happy. She came back with a hot towel and yelled at me again, "look at my hair! Why you touch my hair! " I couldn't help but laugh. She slapped me on the butt and smiled. I didn't know what to think anymore. I wanted to tell her that she had to earn the. 8 but I didn't. I'm usually not like this with providers and I usually tip 5. 10 bucks depending on the quality of service but I just walked right out and laughed all the way to my car.

Now I know I should just be happy that I even got more than just a HJ from an amp in the SFV but this one was well deserved. Anyone know of a good Thai massage place? Doesnt even have to be extras involved (but it'd be great if it did! ). If they can walk on your back it'd be even better! If you know of such a place please PM me.

Thank You

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy]Point well taken Vinifera,

But that's not what I'm here looking for. A massage. NOT!

Mike[/QUOTE]

Sometimes the massage winds up being the best part. :(

vinifera

Out of the blue, I called this chick up.

CRYSTAL.

Her photos intrigued me. She looked hot. With big titties. And I had not banged a white chick in a while.

She sounded fun on the phone. She said she was Russian. I said cool.

She came right over. I was too drunk to drive to her. I had my beer buzz on. I have never had a DUI & I didn't want to drive to her. She drives a hundred thousand dollar Range Rover.

She came right over. I am not too far from LAX. I am in Hermosa.

Anyway, she walked in the door & I offered her a drink. She is very cute & said she is from Ohio. One of her parents is Russian. She is cool & likes to kid around. We had fun.

She is a little thick & has a lot of junk in her trunk. God did we have a fun time. I kissed her all over. Sucked on her titties good. She gave a real nice CBJ. Then she slid on top. She bounced all over my johnson as I sucked away on her titties.

Then we did doggie & I pounded away & felt her up & down. Beautiful skin. Her ass is beautiful. I was kissin her butt cheeks & then just stuck it in & pounded her hard. She loved it & kept moaning & moving into me.

After a long while we did mish. Her skin is flawless. Nice C titties & a beautifully shaved puss. I pounded her like a pile driven jack hammer. She got out of breath & I busted a big ass nut!!!!!

This girl is a load of fun. She loved my T-shirt & took it with her. I told her I would tell you guys about her.

I paid her $200. It was well worth it. Have fun guys. She will wear you out!!!

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/297036853.html[/url]

BALDY (BlondeFun) CRUISER

Awsome.....

Coming your way soon. and will put her on my list.

Play safe...

I've been to the bangkok thai massage @ both 4524 saugus ave. in sherman oaks, and it's sister location @ 12436 ventura blvd in studio city for EXCELLENT legit massages. You will not be disappointed. If you're looking for "extras" you'll be let down, both of these places are very non-sexual. For $40/hr they work you with their own combo of shiatsu/deep tissue/swedish/foot massage/thai traditional massage. There is no better deal if you are sore, i walk out of there amazed and tingling every time. As for a QUALITY sexual amp, you're going to have to leave the sfv. Hit the westside, there are plenty. Keep on amp'n!

[QUOTE=LASmoker]I was pretty tired and sore from working out early in the morning so I decided to hit up one of those CL ad's for amps in the SFV. It was one of those. 4 hh/. 6 h places. Met "Ana" gave her 40 for the massage upfront and told her if I like the massage I'd opt for extra time. Ana was pretty, I'd say a 7. 5 and spoke decent English which made it easier. Kinda.

Massage was pretty lackluster unfortunately, especially since I just wanted a good or even decent massage. She offered cbj for $ and she "promised it will be very good", I came back with. 6 she stood firm on $ and after much persistence got her down to. 8. She asked for the money upfront and left the room. She came back with a sheet of saran wrap. I started laughing, but figured this was their way to stay "clean".

On went the saran and she started a very sub par cbj using mostly her hand, which I objected numerously. After about 5 minutes she started to get tired and I thought I'd her out by holding her hair guiding her gently. She yelled at me for touching her hair. And then told me I had 5 more minutes. I had my mind made up to finish the cbj so I pulled her shoulder down and started pumping her. I made her gag a few times and just rapid fired her mouth until completion.

She jumped off and went to the sink and started spitting. She didn't seem too happy. She came back with a hot towel and yelled at me again, "look at my hair! Why you touch my hair! " I couldn't help but laugh. She slapped me on the butt and smiled. I didn't know what to think anymore. I wanted to tell her that she had to earn the. 8 but I didn't. I'm usually not like this with providers and I usually tip 5. 10 bucks depending on the quality of service but I just walked right out and laughed all the way to my car.

Now I know I should just be happy that I even got more than just a HJ from an amp in the SFV but this one was well deserved. Anyone know of a good Thai massage place? Doesnt even have to be extras involved (but it'd be great if it did! ). If they can walk on your back it'd be even better! If you know of such a place please PM me.

Thank You[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Out of the blue, I called this chick up.

CRYSTAL.

Her photos intrigued me. She looked hot. With big titties. And I had not banged a white chick in a while.

She sounded fun on the phone. She said she was Russian. I said cool.

She came right over. I was too drunk to drive to her. I had my beer buzz on. I have never had a DUI & I didn't want to drive to her. She drives a hundred thousand dollar Range Rover.

She came right over. I am not too far from LAX. I am in Hermosa.

Anyway, she walked in the door & I offered her a drink. She is very cute & said she is from Ohio. One of her parents is Russian. She is cool & likes to kid around. We had fun.

She is a little thick & has a lot of junk in her trunk. God did we have a fun time. I kissed her all over. Sucked on her titties good. She gave a real nice CBJ. Then she slid on top. She bounced all over my johnson as I sucked away on her titties.

Then we did doggie & I pounded away & felt her up & down. Beautiful skin. Her ass is beautiful. I was kissin her butt cheeks & then just stuck it in & pounded her hard. She loved it & kept moaning & moving into me.

After a long while we did mish. Her skin is flawless. Nice C titties & a beautifully shaved puss. I pounded her like a pile driven jack hammer. She got out of breath & I busted a big ass nut!!!!!

This girl is a load of fun. She loved my T-shirt & took it with her. I told her I would tell you guys about her.

I paid her $200. It was well worth it. Have fun guys. She will wear you out!!!

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/297036853.html[/url]

BALDY (BlondeFun) CRUISER[/QUOTE]

Nice tan she's got there. Thanks for sharing and great story as well.

You lucky bastard!

For those of you browsing the "erotic services" ads, you no doubt have seen the mutliple ads for "Chocolate & Cappucino" recently. They seem relentless! Anyway, I'm a chocoholic and liked the look of the dark chocolate half of the pair, so after much delay (I usually avoid the overly serial posters!), I made the call for Chocolate as a single (1/2 hr. for 1. rose).

I lucked out. She turned out to be a sane sweetie, soft skin, full of smiles, totally accomodating attitude, ready for all sorts of sexy pre-play and enjoyed GFE through completion. Couldn't ask for more.

On the down-side, for those who might care about such things---she was smoking (cigarette) when I arrived, she wore a cheap SW wig and she has some kind of scarring, like a burn scar, that covers her shoulder. Like I said, just so you should know in the event any of this is a major turn-off.

She's located at a seemingly safe, very lived-in motel room in the north valley and does outcalls as well, that's why she posts in all those locations on CL. To find her seach for "chocolate". Her area code prefix is (760).

For those who like the sweet stuff, she's a lot better than OK.

#2128

ANGIE

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/297288960.html[/url]

This girl is right up my alley. God those titties look good. And that ass will be sitting on my face today!!!

She is visiting from Texas.

BALDY (LuvIt) CRUISER

*hf* baldy on Crystal.

she was definately worth every penny... a bit thicker than in her posts, but makes up for it in enthusiasm. woot.

BC,

Thank you for the high quality reports.

I have Crystal on my list of big titty/thick ass girls to hit soon. I've got to stray from the amp's sometime to keep'em fresh...no?

Did she happen to mention if she has an incall place or not?

Nice pics, thanks.

Kampfire

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Out of the blue, I called this chick up.

CRYSTAL.

Her photos intrigued me. She looked hot. With big titties. And I had not banged a white chick in a while.

She sounded fun on the phone. She said she was Russian. I said cool.

She came right over. I was too drunk to drive to her. I had my beer buzz on. I have never had a DUI & I didn't want to drive to her. She drives a hundred thousand dollar Range Rover.

She came right over. I am not too far from LAX. I am in Hermosa.

Anyway, she walked in the door & I offered her a drink. She is very cute & said she is from Ohio. One of her parents is Russian. She is cool & likes to kid around. We had fun.

She is a little thick & has a lot of junk in her trunk. God did we have a fun time. I kissed her all over. Sucked on her titties good. She gave a real nice CBJ. Then she slid on top. She bounced all over my johnson as I sucked away on her titties.

Then we did doggie & I pounded away & felt her up & down. Beautiful skin. Her ass is beautiful. I was kissin her butt cheeks & then just stuck it in & pounded her hard. She loved it & kept moaning & moving into me.

After a long while we did mish. Her skin is flawless. Nice C titties & a beautifully shaved puss. I pounded her like a pile driven jack hammer. She got out of breath & I busted a big ass nut!

This girl is a load of fun. She loved my T-shirt & took it with her. I told her I would tell you guys about her.

I paid her $200. It was well worth it. Have fun guys. She will wear you out!!!

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/297036853.html[/url]

BALDY (BlondeFun) CRUISER[/QUOTE]

Hey DL,

When you gonna bang TAMMY???!!!

I told her about you. She is expecting your call. She is staying at a hotel on Hawthorne near Marine, in Lawndale.

Man you got to get on it brotha!!!! :)

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/299077381.html[/url]

BALDY (BringOnTheBimbos) CRUISER

Hey, did anyone partake with ERIN, delicious looking chocolate cutie with Culver City incall? I saw her smoking hot pictures here for a few days.....then tonight she disappears off CL without a trace.

Anyone know if she's still around, but laying low? If so, send digits by PM. Or, worse case---tell me what I missed? LOL.

#2128

Anyone seen this lady?

She claims to be pregnant and lactating.

I'm new here and I've been trying to figure things out as I go along, partially by reading up on some of the reports and also by trying things out for myself. While also being careful not to get robbed.

While making some phone calls today on CL I came across the three adds below. Throughout different times. As I called each one of them it was funny how all three of them gave me the same hotel location for incall, despite their different phone numbers and pictures. I called each one of them back separately and 2 out of the 3 times I called them back I got the same person answering the phone. I could tell it was the same person because here voice sounded the same and also she was eating, both times I called, which were about 30 seconds apart.

I think I'll pass on these 3......I may be new but I'm learning quickly.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/304059674.html[/url]

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/305636197.html[/url]

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/305561408.html[/url]

Have other people come across similar situations?

TAMMY is back from vacation. She is amazing.

She really enjoys sex. She will rub the tip of your dick on her clit & she really gets into it. She is a nympho. Kinda nice, when you consider some of these girls will act like they are really not into it.

She is in Lawndale at a nice, clean hotel. Every time I bang her, I pinch myself. She could pass for a 16 year old. Very petite & sweet!!!

Daddy Lows, she is waiting for your call. Bang her good, my friend.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/305730775.html[/url]

BALDY (Sprung On Tammy) CRUISER

P.S. She loves 420