Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AssMan6969;5693760]Merry Christmas guys!

Once again, I was lucky to have yet another "Mind blowing" experience, with that absolutely stunning GND, hot sexy exotic Superstar, Mina. I didn't think our first tryst could get any hotter. It did! I really wish that I were allowed to share all of the sizzling hot intimate details on everything that went down, but I made a promise.

Mina, treated me like the #1 VIP man in her life, and for that, I feel eternally grateful & flattered. She's knows, & I know, and that's all that matters.

There girls at VIP, are uniquely special, & are hand's down, at the head of the class! The only thing I can think that they may want to consider changing, is their name.

Maybe to: "VIP Envy" Because they (VIP), are truly the "Envy, of every other AMP, in San Diego County ATM!

Merry Christmas girls! Wishing you all a very happy, healthy, safe, & success $$ full, New Year![/QUOTE]She is a gem, and I truly and totally agree with your review. If I would add anything It would be her expert and great massage. But like one of the brothers suggested you should call ahead and make an appointment. I believe she going be here till the end of the month, and she told me she will be at their new location in downtown San Diego.

[QUOTE=Ryan1979;5693965]Apologies Zehe123 for my previous brief response. Got your PM and appreciate your words.

Went to Healthy to get Lucky, literally and figuratively, and she informed me that Yoyo and Emily are at Erma.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Greatly appreciated. I been craving yoyo since she got all those positive reviews (and keeps getting them). Just got to male time now LOL. Thanks again.

Christmas Day. Mia. 108. She spent 5 minutes disinfecting my wiener. Was rewarded.

[URL]https://sandiego.rubratings.com/259977[/URL]

Clearly states BBFS.

ߟªBBFSߟªBBBJCIMߟªkissߒ¯young at 20'sߟªno young no charge ߒ all want.

Is this just more BS advertising like Yoyo at Erma's?

Anybody get BBFS at VIP?

Thanks.

Hey gents,

Looking for a recommendation on a provider with big natural tits. HE is fine. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=AssMan6969;5693760]Merry Christmas guys!

Once again, I was lucky to have yet another "Mind blowing" experience, with that absolutely stunning GND, hot sexy exotic Superstar, Mina. I didn't think our first tryst could get any hotter. It did! I really wish that I were allowed to share all of the sizzling hot intimate details on everything that went down, but I made a promise.

Mina, treated me like the #1 VIP man in her life, and for that, I feel eternally grateful & flattered. She's knows, & I know, and that's all that matters.

There girls at VIP, are uniquely special, & are hand's down, at the head of the class! The only thing I can think that they may want to consider changing, is their name.

Maybe to: "VIP Envy" Because they (VIP), are truly the "Envy, of every other AMP, in San Diego County ATM!

Merry Christmas girls! Wishing you all a very happy, healthy, safe, & success $$ full, New Year![/QUOTE]She is a gem, and I truly and totally agree with your review. If I would add anything it would be her expert and great massage. But like one of the brothers suggested you should call ahead and make an appointment. I believe she going be here till the end of the month, and she told me she will be at their new location in downtown San Diego.

[QUOTE=TomCruiseeee;5693826]No offense, but you boys be revealing your age. The thought of me banging one of my 60 year old grannies friends is a little nauseating, but I'm sure they appreciate you horny old goats.

Ain't no lighting dim enough for me or my touch to recognize a woman that old. I hope to still be sexually active in my senior years so I can only hope to still be having fun like you guys.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5693942]I'm with you, TC! No way in hell will I have sex with a granny, if she looks it or I know her age.[/QUOTE]I'm with you guys. Like I said, I'm 40 and always horny- and prefer to hobby with girls in their 20's and 30's, as that scratches my itch and fulfills my fantasies. I admit though, I've have had some sessions with "MILFS" who are probably 50 ish (always in an AMP and luck of the draw. Not what I seek out). 60's and 70's, no way! Hopefully in 20 years, when I'm 60, I'll still be a horny bastard, and maybe then I'll think differently (probably not, I'm sure I'll still be seeking out 20 and 30 years olds). I hope you fellas stay horny bastards for a long time as well LOL. Stay safe.

Mr MuffMan.

It's my understanding that many of these ads are not written by the spa owner, so they're dependent on the lackey that writes it for them. Note, Erma has corrected their ad.

Also, a lot of these spa owners don't fully understand the acronyms used on forums or other ads they copy from. Like the pictures of girls on these ads, I take anything said with a grain of salt.

[QUOTE=TheDudeInSd;5695303][URL]https://sandiego.rubratings.com/259977[/URL]

Clearly states BBFS.

ߟBBFSߟBBBJCIMߟkissߒyoung at 20'sߟno young no charge ߒ all want.

Is this just more BS advertising like Yoyo at Erma's?

Anybody get BBFS at VIP?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrMuffMan;5695363]I'm with you guys. Like I said, I'm 40 and always horny- and prefer to hobby with girls in their 20's and 30's, as that scratches my itch and fulfills my fantasies. I admit though, I've have had some sessions with "MILFS" who are probably 50 ish (always in an AMP and luck of the draw. Not what I seek out). 60's and 70's, no way! Hopefully in 20 years, when I'm 60, I'll still be a horny bastard, and maybe then I'll think differently (probably not, I'm sure I'll still be seeking out 20 and 30 years olds). I hope you fellas stay horny bastards for a long time as well LOL. Stay safe.

Mr MuffMan.[/QUOTE]From the worlds smartest man. LOL.

[QUOTE=Psydwaiz;5695318]Hey gents,

Looking for a recommendation on a provider with big natural tits. HE is fine. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]It's definitely Erma's Anna. She has natural DD cups. And her personality is also very good. Never rush She also likes to make a bit of erotic jokes LOL.

Lucky Spa, Carlton Hills.

I needed a little variety, so with the help from previous reviews I elected to check out what the normally desolate Santee had to offer. I tracked down the number and sent a text requesting a time (x:30) and duration (hour). Within a few minutes I had a reply, yes for the request and please come.

I arrive and noticed another car in the lot. I am greeted at the locked door by a quite shapely MILF dressed for her assets, who leads me to one of the smallest rooms in an AMP I've seen. She mentions in halting English to wait 10 minutes and takes the HF (60) and leaves. Indeed, 10 minutes later she reappears and is trying to explain something, but between accent and broken English, not much sense was coming through. She starts jabbering into her phone and it tells me that my hour is now a half hour and another client is coming at the hour.

Now, I'm bare-assed on the table and she already has the HF, but waving a ten as the difference between the half and hour. What to do? What to do?

Okay, let's see what we can salvage. She starts with a half-assed massage. Because the table is up against the wall (the room is that small), she climbs up on top of me to do some of the massage, such as it is. After a few minutes of this, she climbs off and dress comes up and down, presenting her assets, including some significantly firm MMs (Really. No fun playing with these babies. They're just for show). I pull out $. 40 which she okay's and heads out the door, grabbing the "refunded" ten on her way out. She's back with supplies and we're off to business. However, there's a monitor in the room and she's watching it for the next dude instead of paying any attention to me. Sure enough, at 5-till the hour, another car pulls up. She puts into overdrive for the finish. She gets me off and puts the dress back together and chases after Incoming, who just discovered the locked door. She puts him in a different room and comes back with a washcloth as I'm getting myself together.

Back in my car, I text the number and express my disappointment in getting a QV when I requested an hour. Ok was the reply and then stated the she (the attendant) was very good. Yeah! At sucking up money. I put all the blame on the call-taker who was doing the scheduling. She had 3 guys stacked within an hour. That 10 minuets I had to wait was her finishing up Door No. 1. It seems like you get a half hour or less regardless of what you ask or pay for. The gal at the spa was the only one there and handling the situation as she could. I did ask the gal her name, twice, but what came out was so unintelligible that I could not make sense out of either utterance. Hopefully, after reading this, it won't be necessary.

Strike three: This is not< sour grapes; I'm just putting down what I saw. It is, however, an extension of the whole experience. Especially in contrast to spas like Vitality and Serenity, this place is the dumpiest AMP I've been in. I mentioned the small rooms (no swinging the cat! Beyond that, the table had only the permanent covering on it. No sheet, no towels, no disposable cloth, no nothing! I suppose it cuts down on laundry, but sanitary isn't a thing here. I did not realize that was the case until I was getting dressed. Ditto for the pillow that was produced: it was some oblong throw pillow for a couch with no covering either. The bathroom toilet worked fine (a plus), but the sink took the prize. It is a blue plastic deep sink with a spray nozzle more suited for washing pets than hands. The only soap was big bottle of Kirkland body wash. If you're thinking what I'm thinking. ? For the extra point: in the sink was a plastic dish that held an empty disposable douche bottle. Sorry, I need to take a shower. Again. I guess I have another reason to stay out of desolate Santee.

[QUOTE=MrBater;5696227]Lucky Spa, Carlton Hills.

I needed a little variety, so with the help from previous reviews I elected to check out what the normally desolate Santee had to offer. I tracked down the number and sent a text requesting a time (x:30) and duration (hour). Within a few minutes I had a reply, yes for the request and please come.

I arrive and noticed another car in the lot. I am greeted at the locked door by a quite shapely MILF dressed for her assets, who leads me to one of the smallest rooms in an AMP I've seen. She mentions in halting English to wait 10 minutes and takes the HF (60) and leaves. Indeed, 10 minutes later she reappears and is trying to explain something, but between accent and broken English, not much sense was coming through. She starts jabbering into her phone and it tells me that my hour is now a half hour and another client is coming at the hour.

Now, I'm bare-assed on the table and she already has the HF, but waving a ten as the difference between the half and hour. What to do? What to do?

Okay, let's see what we can salvage. She starts with a half-assed massage. Because the table is up against the wall (the room is that small), she climbs up on top of me to do some of the massage, such as it is. After a few minutes of this, she climbs off and dress comes up and down, presenting her assets, including some significantly firm MMs (Really. No fun playing with these babies. They're just for show). I pull out $. 40 which she okay's and heads out the door, grabbing the "refunded" ten on her way out. She's back with supplies and we're off to business. However, there's a monitor in the room and she's watching it for the next dude instead of paying any attention to me. Sure enough, at 5-till the hour, another car pulls up. She puts into overdrive for the finish. She gets me off and puts the dress back together and chases after Incoming, who just discovered the locked door. She puts him in a different room and comes back with a washcloth as I'm getting myself together[/QUOTE]Sorry you had such a bad experience. My experience was def better and my apologies if that's what you went there based on. My visit had most of the amenities; hot towels, wipes, alcohol, lubes. I didn't visit the bathroom though now I'm glad I didn't. I know they brought new girls in since I had been there last. I was suspicious of someone booking the girls that wasn't actually there; that usually leads to bad experiences. I agree with you, not worth going out there if the service and environment is not welcoming.

[QUOTE=MrBater;5696227]Lucky Spa, Carlton Hills.

I needed a little variety, so with the help from previous reviews I elected to check out what the normally desolate Santee had to offer. I tracked down the number and sent a text requesting a time (x:30) and duration (hour). Within a few minutes I had a reply, yes for the request and please come.

I arrive and noticed another car in the lot. I am greeted at the locked door by a quite shapely MILF dressed for her assets, who leads me to one of the smallest rooms in an AMP I've seen. She mentions in halting English to wait 10 minutes and takes the HF (60) and leaves. Indeed, 10 minutes later she reappears and is trying to explain something, but between accent and broken English, not much sense was coming through. She starts jabbering into her phone and it tells me that my hour is now a half hour and another client is coming at the hour.

Now, I'm bare-assed on the table and she already has the HF, but waving a ten as the difference between the half and hour. What to do? What to do?

Okay, let's see what we can salvage. She starts with a half-assed massage. Because the table is up against the wall (the room is that small), she climbs up on top of me to do some of the massage, such as it is. After a few minutes of this, she climbs off and dress comes up and down, presenting her assets, including some significantly firm MMs (Really. No fun playing with these babies.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had such a bad experience bro. But thanks for reporting it and saving some of us the time and $$.

Mr Muffins.

[QUOTE=MrBater;5696227]Lucky Spa, Carlton Hills.

I needed a little variety, so with the help from previous reviews I elected to check out what the normally desolate Santee had to offer. I tracked down the number and sent a text requesting a time (x:30) and duration (hour). Within a few minutes I had a reply, yes for the request and please come.

I arrive and noticed another car in the lot. I am greeted at the locked door by a quite shapely MILF dressed for her assets, who leads me to one of the smallest rooms in an AMP I've seen. She mentions in halting English to wait 10 minutes and takes the HF (60) and leaves. Indeed, 10 minutes later she reappears and is trying to explain something, but between accent and broken English, not much sense was coming through. She starts jabbering into her phone and it tells me that my hour is now a half hour and another client is coming at the hour.

Now, I'm bare-assed on the table and she already has the HF, but waving a ten as the difference between the half and hour. What to do? What to do?

Okay, let's see what we can salvage. She starts with a half-assed massage. Because the table is up against the wall (the room is that small), she climbs up on top of me to do some of the massage, such as it is. After a few minutes of this, she climbs off and dress comes up and down, presenting her assets, including some significantly firm MMs (Really. No fun playing with these babies. They're just for show). I pull out $. 40 which she okay's and heads out the door, grabbing the "refunded" ten on her way out. She's back with supplies and we're off to business. However, there's a monitor in the room and she's watching it for the next dude instead of paying any attention to me. Sure enough, at 5-till the hour, another car pulls up. She puts into overdrive for the finish. She gets me off and puts the dress back together and chases after Incoming, who just discovered the locked door. She puts him in a different room and comes back with a washcloth as I'm getting myself together.

Back in my car, I text the number and express my disappointment in getting a QV when I requested an hour. Ok was the reply and then stated the she (the attendant) was very good. Yeah! At sucking up money. I put all the blame on the call-taker who was doing the scheduling. She had 3 guys stacked within an hour. That 10 minuets I had to wait was her finishing up Door No. 1. It seems like you get a half hour or less regardless of what you ask or pay for. The gal at the spa was the only one there and handling the situation as she could. I did ask the gal her name, twice, but what came out was so unintelligible that I could not make sense out of either utterance. Hopefully, after reading this, it won't be necessary.

Strike three: This is not< sour grapes; I'm just putting down what I saw. It is, however, an extension of the whole experience. Especially in contrast to spas like Vitality and Serenity, this place is the dumpiest AMP I've been in. I mentioned the small rooms (no swinging the cat! Beyond that, the table had only the permanent covering on it. No sheet, no towels, no disposable cloth, no nothing! I suppose it cuts down on laundry, but sanitary isn't a thing here. I did not realize that was the case until I was getting dressed. Ditto for the pillow that was produced: it was some oblong throw pillow for a couch with no covering either. The bathroom toilet worked fine (a plus), but the sink took the prize. It is a blue plastic deep sink with a spray nozzle more suited for washing pets than hands. The only soap was big bottle of Kirkland body wash. If you're thinking what I'm thinking. ? For the extra point: in the sink was a plastic dish that held an empty disposable douche bottle. Sorry, I need to take a shower. Again. I guess I have another reason to stay out of desolate Santee.[/QUOTE]Sorry for your bad experience.

As a monger its always a bummer.

Thanks for the review.

Decided to finally try out VIP after all of the reports on Christmas day.

Greeted by Cici. She did not have any sort of "mole" as someone might have suggested in a previous post.

Went with Mina for the massage.

Cici is taller, more of a "model" look. Mina is more of a "girl next door" look.

Won't go into all of the details that has been shared here before but definitely one of my most memorable AMP experiences. Reminded me of my first time seeing Emma at MRC a few years ago when MRC / Flanders first popped up in the scene.

I've been enjoying the hobby for a long time and mostly lurk here but I'd like to share some tips / thoughts from my time.

1. Don't expect the same experience as people report here. A lot of members that post here have rapports with the owner or the girls of these AMPs and with the familiarity, you're bound to get good / better service. I used to (and still do every now and then) frequent a smaller spa on Convoy that supposedly has a very limited menu but after several visits, it's still one of my favorite places to go to even though the girl is not as attractive as a lot of the newer places around these days. Once you build some chemistry with someone, the AMP experience can go to another level and you will have a more "erotic" time with the girl.

2. Take a shower before you go to an AMP. Yes, I realize you are paying for a service so you are expecting it no matter what but just try to think about it from their perspective for a few seconds. If you are trying to get a BBBJ, there is an infinitely larger chance to succeed if you smell fresh and clean. I know a lot of the comments the girls make are scripted, but I've had more than a few occasions where I've gotten a tease-why BBBJ from AMP's that usually don't provide them from just being super clean and smelling fresh. It's much easier for the girl to get "closer" to you when you don't smell like sweat and the bottom of your feet aren't dirty as hell.

3. Don't be afraid to say no / walk out if the vibes aren't right. Listen to your gut. This isn't about getting busted in stings or anything but I often see reports of people that have bad experiences. A lot of them tend to mention having a bad feeling or not liking the way things are going at first but thinking too much with your hardon instead of your brain. You might feel awkward while you're but ass naked but if the massage sucks and / or you aren't getting the signals you want (sure you may get a HE but you can usually tell if it will at least be sensual or not by how they massage you, etc.). It's a much better feeling to waste $40+$5 on a shitty massage rather than potentially wasting $100-$200 on a session that is worst than scrolling through pages of free porn to find the perfect video to rub one out to.

4. Don't be an asshole. Don't try to force things when the girl isn't comfortable. Be mindful of their body language. Do they pull away / try to avoid you kissing them? Stop trying to do it even more. Again, at the end of the day this is a business deal between you and the parlor but as simp-why as this sounds, these are actual people. You're bound to have a better time if you have some mutual respect and chemistry.

Anyways, hope everyone had a great Christmas and hope everyone has a Mongerful 2022.

I'll try to be more of a participant in these forums in the new year.