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If I told you that I had the worst experience in recent memory, it would not be an understatement. To quote the great Jon Bon Jovi, shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give mediocrity a bad name.

I mean, let's be honest. It is now clear that the Cowboys are not the only thing named Dallas to disappoint. This lady called Dallas was so hideously egregious that she makes JR Ewing look like Yoda.

All of the warning signs were there during the cold, dead hand conversation that we had, but little head outvoted bigger head, and I gave it a shot anyway. Welcome to Dallas.

And despite it all, she is actually a favorable looking lady, not really the lady in the pictures on her ad, but still kind of cute, and she does have a sexy, vanilla ass.

Her boobs are also a handful of joy to caress and lick; one of the few things I actually got a yes on.

But while I was smooching on her vanilla boobs like a drunk Dracula nibbling on the jugular, I looked up out of the corner of my eye and this chick had a mean-mug, stone-faced, lifeless look going on that was so bad that it almost seemed like she could stare at the sun and drop it about 50 degrees.

And talk about Miss Personality, her demeanor seemed like a Vietnam, swift-boat pit-bull that had been beaten like a government mule and then fed gunpowder sandwiches. It was like rubbing up next to a tombstone, like cuddling with Mr. Spock, not based on her looks, but based on her disposition.

She wasn't incapable. She was just spitefully unwilling, cold and very unresponsive.

About 5 minutes into it, she was already complaining about how it was taking too long and not worth it. Then she began throwing more flags than a NFL referee.

She wouldn't let me daty. There was no BBBJ, although her CBJ was not bad. She wouldn't let me touch her feet and legs. She checked out with no real intentions of ever checking in.

To quote the great Prince Rogers Nelson: I knew a girl named Dallas I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I thought she was an eager young lady but all she was is just crappy and mean!

Hey, Dallas gave me a hard time, so now I am giving her a hard time. As much as l enjoy doing the good reviews, I also love to dissect the bad ones.

So if you decide to see her, my advice is; you had better be able to free the tadpoles rather quickly.

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[QUOTE=BossHawg;2859817]If I told you that I had the worst experience in recent memory, it would not be an understatement. To quote the great Jon Bon Jovi, shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give mediocrity a bad name.

I mean, let's be honest. It is now clear that the Cowboys are not the only thing named Dallas to disappoint. This lady called Dallas was so hideously egregious that she makes JR Ewing look like Yoda.

All of the warning signs were there during the cold, dead hand conversation that we had, but little head outvoted bigger head, and I gave it a shot anyway. Welcome to Dallas.

And despite it all, she is actually a favorable looking lady, not really the lady in the pictures on her ad, but still kind of cute, and she does have a sexy, vanilla ass.

Her boobs are also a handful of joy to caress and lick; one of the few things I actually got a yes on.

But while I was smooching on her vanilla boobs like a drunk Dracula nibbling on the jugular, I looked up out of the corner of my eye and this chick had a mean-mug, stone-faced, lifeless look going on that was so bad that it almost seemed like she could stare at the sun and drop it about 50 degrees.

And talk about Miss Personality, her demeanor seemed like a Vietnam, swift-boat pit-bull that had been beaten like a government mule and then fed gunpowder sandwiches. It was like rubbing up next to a tombstone, like cuddling with Mr. Spock, not based on her looks, but based on her disposition.

She wasn't incapable. She was just spitefully unwilling, cold and very unresponsive.

About 5 minutes into it, she was already complaining about how it was taking too long and not worth it. Then she began throwing more flags than a NFL referee.

She wouldn't let me daty. There was no BBBJ, although her CBJ was not bad. She wouldn't let me touch her feet and legs. She checked out with no real intentions of ever checking in.

To quote the great Prince Rogers Nelson: I knew a girl named Dallas I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I thought she was an eager young lady but all she was is just crappy and mean!

Hey, Dallas gave me a hard time, so now I am giving her a hard time. As much as l enjoy doing the good reviews, I also love to dissect the bad ones.

So if you decide to see her, my advice is; you had better be able to free the tadpoles rather quickly.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-back-prfct-trtkinky-and-wt-vip-specials-no-rush-upscale/14805126[/URL][/QUOTE]I take it you were somewhat less than impressed. 😁.

Meet her today at her room off of Sycamore view. Nice place not any trouble to find she looked just like her pictures, and is very easy to talk with, she seems to be a true sweetheart. We talked for a few minutes, and got to know one another. I asked her about her tattoos, so she started undressing, and showing them to me. So then she danced slowly and erotically while undressing completely. She then helped me undress, and began to give me a bbbjdt that was awesome, and after about 2 minutes I moved away to keep from blowing my load in her mouth. DATY was next, and after she had gotten really hot and wet she slid a condom on me and pulled me inside of her, after a couple positions I was ready to go. So I pulled out and took the condom off, she took me in her mouth and swallowed every drop, which was a prearranged upcharged. I had a great time and will see here again for sure. It was $. 70 total for a half hour. No greek but she said she was cool with about anything else. She let me take a few pictures I will share with senior members.

[QUOTE=MemphisTenn;2857674]I've tried a few times to contact her via text, and haven't gotten a response. I even let her know I had several girls who could vouch for me, and even named my go to for her to contact if she'd like.

Still no response.

I'd normally just have given up after 3 attempts, but due to all the attention she's gotten on this board, I'm sure she's just being cautious, and I certainly don't blame her. Maybe when I make it to senior member status she will still be around. Also, maybe she just has plenty of money and doesn't need mine!

Good luck to you with getting a response.[/QUOTE]It took me a few times to finally meet my friend Queen as well. I was just about to call it a night when she finally responded, and the rest is history.

[QUOTE=BossHawg;2860113]It took me a few times to finally meet my friend Queen as well. I was just about to call it a night when she finally responded, and the rest is history.[/QUOTE]So do you think later is better when trying to initially contact her?

Before I left Memphis today I called Echoo and spent a entire hour with her. She was staying in a hotel off Sycamore View next to the one Baby Doll was in. She meet me at the door with a big smile on and nothing else. She gave me a big hug we talked and had a couple laughs, then she pushed me backwards on the bed and tore my jeans open and started givin me BBBJ with a perfect rythem hand at the same time, I moved around so I could get daty which she got into and positioned herself they way she wanted on my face. After several minis of that she covered me up and moved to missionary I love those long legs wrapping arond me and holding on. Next we moved to a chair that I sat in she started reagular cowgirl then turned around for the reverse cowgirl that was maybe the hottest thing I have done in a long time. After probably 10 minutes of that I was getting close so I stood up still holding on to her hips and spun her around so she could get on her knees in the chair for some hot doggy real fast because I WAS READY TO EXPLODE. She perferes for a guy to cum on all over her face which I think is really hot and sexy. It a little extra but you can. T beat the excitement. Not sure if she does with everyone but I gave her a good tip and she let me snap a few pictures before she cleaned up. It was alot of fun and total with tips $$40. And I will love looking at the pictures in between visits with her. I might let a couple of the more trusted members see a pic or two.

[QUOTE=MemphisTenn;2860289]So do you think later is better when trying to initially contact her?[/QUOTE]The way I met her was a fluke. I had already given up on her, so I don't know if the time helped. I would like to refer you, BUT! Queen is my friend now, I cannot jeopardize her in any way. We talk a lot, and sometimes she just rides with me just because I don't want to be alone. I say just keep on plugging away. That's kind of what I did.

[QUOTE=MemphisRed;2857689]Yes! Caught in the stacks! I would love to do what we talked about with library. Don't worry about which library. While you're gone I'll go location scouting. Maybe Mr. BBT or Kink can escort me! We'll do some test shots and have it all sorted out for ya when you get back Glock. Be safe and have fun on your trip. And take some extra shots of sloths for me. Better yet, a SLEW of sloths![/QUOTE]I should be in sloth country Thursday or Friday so I should be able to get you a photo of one. The good thing about sloths is they are one of the few things that move slower than me. Scout us out a library.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2843087]It's the Queen Bea. And why not?[/QUOTE]She's something serious.

[QUOTE=BossHawg;2860662]The way I met her was a fluke. I had already given up on her, so I don't know if the time helped. I would like to refer you, BUT! Queen is my friend now, I cannot jeopardize her in any way. We talk a lot, and sometimes she just rides with me just because I don't want to be alone. I say just keep on plugging away. That's kind of what I did.[/QUOTE]Hell I've only been a member here roughly a month. BUT in the meantime, I have a few regular girls that I have a good thing with. I've got something set up for Tuesday with Callie Valleywood, who is a friend at this point. She's currently my in town preference. Memphis is not a bad place to be at all right now. Not sure why, but there seems to be quite a bit of talent.

[QUOTE=CAndSeMail;2860580]Before I left Memphis today I called Echoo and spent a entire hour with her. She was staying in a hotel off Sycamore View next to the one Baby Doll was in. She meet me at the door with a big smile on and nothing else. She gave me a big hug we talked and had a couple laughs, then she pushed me backwards on the bed and tore my jeans open and started givin me BBBJ with a perfect rythem hand at the same time, I moved around so I could get daty which she got into and positioned herself they way she wanted on my face. After several minis of that she covered me up and moved to missionary I love those long legs wrapping arond me and holding on. Next we moved to a chair that I sat in she started reagular cowgirl then turned around for the reverse cowgirl that was maybe the hottest thing I have done in a long time. After probably 10 minutes of that I was getting close so I stood up still holding on to her hips and spun her around so she could get on her knees in the chair for some hot doggy real fast because I WAS READY TO EXPLODE. She perferes for a guy to cum on all over her face which I think is really hot and sexy. It a little extra but you can. T beat the excitement. Not sure if she does with everyone but I gave her a good tip and she let me snap a few pictures before she cleaned up. It was alot of fun and total with tips $$40. And I will love looking at the pictures in between visits with her. I might let a couple of the more trusted members see a pic or two.[/QUOTE]I've been knowing her for a couple of years now, and yes I do agree w you. Her long legs and her BBBJ skills will no doubt put your mind at ease. I need to go pay her a visit again soon!

I know this is a late report. Last week I saw Bea Erotica. The gurl got skill kinfolks. Bea I hope this is my last time coming by because I want more.

There are times in life when one is long past their prime and the bulk of the best days of their life when serendipity steps in and allows us to cross paths with a really good, nostalgic experience.

I have had more than one recently, and I just had another with a lady called Sparkles Rain. Welcome to the cupping of the balls.

As we all know, a CBJ is good, a BBBJ is better, a cim is phenomenal, and a cupping of the balls is a rare treat that is priceless when done correctly. My ex-girlfriend used to give me the old, Baoding / Chinese ball treatment all of the time, and it was awesome then, and it is awesome now.

So in a totally unexpected move, Sparkles decided to use her hand like a catcher's mitt safely tucking away two of my best balls. It felt so electrically charged that I almost blew a circuit, and I asked her to do it again.

So as she continued to stroke and caress Jack and John (ball 1 and ball 2), the shivers raced up my spine and down my lower back through my hamstrings.

It sent a tingling sensation up my neck that made the hairs on head jump. Every ounce of stress that I had accumulated was massaged away almost in hypnotic fashion. I was that close to la-la land and sheep counting.

After that she took a nod from the rapper little Wayne and "lick, lick, licked me like lollipop. She's so good, she likes to lick the wrapper," like sucking the stripes off of a peppermint candy cane, swelteringly licking away an ice cream cone like climate change, stripping the bark off of a tree like an F5 tornado.

I also took the time to pound Sparkles in her glory hole until the clapping sound of thrusting moisture and deep impact filled the room.

I ended the night by unleashing an uncovered Milky Way so deeply into parts of the mouth that only a toothbrush would have knowledge of it.

Yes, it was a good night!

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I finally got my chance to see The Queen Monday night. She called one of the more senior members and ask about me and He gave his ok to her. She told me who she called and you know who you are and all I can say is Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.

Queen Bea is the best I've ever met. She is everything I like in a woman, easy to talk to, petite little body, redhead, and just wants to make sure she does any and everything she can to please you. If she stays in memphis I don't see the need for me to see any other woman. I only wish I had more money so I could she her more often. I might have to go get another Job.

Mornings always seem to bring surprises for me. I received a message from Honey, and the reason that I was surprised is because I haven't been able to locate her for about a month. Well I found out the reason and it wasn't hobby related, and I was able to verify it because I know her name. Well gents, the thing that I can tell you is that it's a TREAT to get with a woman that hasn't been fed in over 3 weeks LOL. Honey has always treated me well, I know that some guys may not like her, we all base things on our own experiences, but I had a ball. Hopefully she did as well, when I left, she was still laying in the bed, and just told me to make sure the door was locked as I left. In the words of Ice Cube, Hell Yeah It's Been A Good Day. Her contact number is 901 849-4597.