Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Phil86;4972410]I don't understand going to AMP's, you spent $$80 for a lack luster massage and a so so FS and they don't treat you well. For a 20 more you would be treated like king in a K-agencies and the service is exceptional. The girls go extra step to please you. You can ask for a massage and it will be on par or even better than the AMP massages. The best case scenario is that you get a decent massage and a decent FS for 250 in AMP, that rarely happens. Except with the walking appointments there is no other advantage to the AMPs anymore. I will stick with the independent massage providers and agencies.[/QUOTE]How do you find those?

[QUOTE=Yerner;4973847]How do you find those?[/QUOTE]Just google them Asiangems, clubvipgirls and discreet story. Screening is a bit much though.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4955601]

The body rub is more of a lotion application than anything. While covering my back in lotion she tells me that she really likes me and then says, and I quote "I think my husband would really like you too. " Uh, fucking what? Throughout the condo there are pictures of her and a dude who looks to be around her age. She has mentioned her husband in her ramblings, but never as creepy as this. She proceeds to say that her clients are more than just clients, but are a part of her and her husbands lives. She thinks I'd get along swimmingly with them. The drivel persists but I'm too deep in WTF? Mode to retain it. I tell her I'm too turned on to remain face down and flip over. The relief that there is no chloroform rag, insulin needle full of elephant tranquilizer or spouse in the corner jerking off is rich and palpable.

The Nurse starts my tugger and it's pretty good. I play with her teds and diddle her pussy a bit. I go strong for a bit with no pop and she offers FS. I request a ted bang. I am ted banged for a few minutes then grail the shit out of her neck and teds. Total damage was 150. I get dressed and on the way out she gives me a water and encourages me to come back when her husband is there. I say "okay" but that is not happening. We hugged and I fled. I'm totally not going to be returning. I'm not about that cuck stuff. If by chance you are enticed by the above, hand is 150, mouth is 2 benjis and everything is 3. Stay safe brahs.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]I recall back in the Backpage days Nurse JJ would advertise regularly in that venue. I also recall reading (possibly in another forum) that she had a kink about talking about her husband during the session. This one correspondent opined the old boy was probably watching his wife administering therapy.

That kind of report will rapidly drain the blood out of both big and little heads. I never want to be an unwitting participant in someone else's kink. Glad you got out of there with some shred of dignity, Frankie.

— Vaughn.

[QUOTE=Phil86;4972410]I don't understand going to AMP's, you spent $$80 for a lack luster massage and a so so FS and they don't treat you well. For a 20 more you would be treated like king in a K-agencies and the service is exceptional. The girls go extra step to please you. You can ask for a massage and it will be on par or even better than the AMP massages. The best case scenario is that you get a decent massage and a decent FS for 250 in AMP, that rarely happens. Except with the walking appointments there is no other advantage to the AMPs anymore. I will stick with the independent massage providers and agencies.[/QUOTE]I totally get you. For me it's location. I'm a little far out there and as I said, I was in the neighborhood this time and Fareast is known to me. Honestly, I went there for the ts & massage as they usually don't disappoint. Complete reversal this time, as I didn't get what I wanted but more than I expected. Long story short, I have the direct line of one provider and the digits of an agency, I prefer, but they're 45 minutes away without traffic. So I have to block a 3 hour window for those adventures.

What happens when a new AMP opens (claims grand opening) and a civilian investigates, in Sterling it is listed as Moonlake Spring. I spotted this on Bedpage, investigated and the following Yelp review appeared, their only review.

"Just rings and rings and rings. Doesn't have a website where you can check prices or styles of massage other than traditional Chinese Massage.

Wanted to know if this place excepts health insurance for medical purposes. I could not get a hold of anyone. I will try again.

I called again and the woman seems to understand only if you're coming in and how long your planning to stay. The woman clearly pretends to know very little English, but I feel this is untrue.

I asked about health insurance and she did not answer my question. The fake laugh to deflect the question didn't help matters either. ".

I may TOFTT next week unless someone waves me off.

Since quite a few have been seized can someone please Private message me a few places where these place are putting up ads, the only one I can find seems to be all fake ads.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Crusader1010;4949412][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ashley-sexy-charming-personality-lots-of-teasing-and-pleasing-available-now-text-me/9737227.html[/URL]

She mentioned "I PROVIDE (Full Option Intimate Nude Body to Body fsNuru Service)". And it's $$. 60. Is this sign of FS?[/QUOTE]I can confirm that she does FS $$. 60 is for a half hour, basically no massage; $$ 40 for an hour. She looks close to the photos and she is attractive, with large natural breasts and a large firm bubble butt, but her service is mediocre at best. I would not repeat with her.

[QUOTE=RockSwithSalt;4974422]What happens when a new AMP opens (claims grand opening) and a civilian investigates, in Sterling it is listed as Moonlake Spring. I spotted this on Bedpage, investigated and the following Yelp review appeared, their only review.

"Just rings and rings and rings. Doesn't have a website where you can check prices or styles of massage other than traditional Chinese Massage.

Wanted to know if this place excepts health insurance for medical purposes. I could not get a hold of anyone. I will try again.

I called again and the woman seems to understand only if you're coming in and how long your planning to stay. The woman clearly pretends to know very little English, but I feel this is untrue.

I asked about health insurance and she did not answer my question. The fake laugh to deflect the question didn't help matters either. ".

I may TOFTT next week unless someone waves me off.[/QUOTE]Been there many times in the past. Typical Chinese rub and tug. Nothing to write home about. There was a woman who use to work there for a little while that I was able to do some Greenbelt-like services but this was like 5 or 6 years ago. She is long gone but just goes to show that you sometimes find a rare gem in the normal rub and tug places once in a while.

Hey Brahs,

What do you consider the perfect amount of buildup before mongering? I like to have some build up so I can perform but not so much that I erupt to quickly. Do you fellas have a few days buildup before getting the massages?

Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.

[QUOTE=RockSwithSalt;4974422]What happens when a new AMP opens (claims grand opening) and a civilian investigates, in Sterling it is listed as Moonlake Spring. I spotted this on Bedpage, investigated and the following Yelp review appeared, their only review.

"Just rings and rings and rings. Doesn't have a website where you can check prices or styles of massage other than traditional Chinese Massage.

Wanted to know if this place excepts health insurance for medical purposes. I could not get a hold of anyone. I will try again.

I called again and the woman seems to understand only if you're coming in and how long your planning to stay. The woman clearly pretends to know very little English, but I feel this is untrue.

I asked about health insurance and she did not answer my question. The fake laugh to deflect the question didn't help matters either. ".

I may TOFTT next week unless someone waves me off.[/QUOTE]It's a typical Chinese place. $60 for an hour and $40 for a HJ. No roaming.

I am posting just because it's a recent topic. I am looking for feedback, though. I can't give a critique of one vs the other because I haven't yet tried an agency. I know how to access their services. Maybe I do try based on the feedback. I have been to plenty of AMPs. Arlington Physical Therapy started off my Nova AMP tour, and I have tried many. 8303, Javier, TOP, etc. Mostly convenient to the Falls Church area. I have visited in MD, too. It all really depends on what you are looking for. It's rare that I have a bad experience, it's even more rare that I am blown away, and can't wait to return. I do like Indepents set up in an Apt, or Condo; if their place is clean and their services good. I do realize and agree (even without trying the yet), that an agency girl would treat you "special" and not just like a "John" who rang the bell. I have received that kind of treatment from some of the Independents. With them, I have wanted to return and have. My basic question is in response to the "for a $20 more" comment. I always assumed that the Agencies fee ran up towards $400, or more. Are you saying that I can go with an agency for what: $250, $300. ? What's the total damage for their services? Thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;4974707]Been there many times in the past. Typical Chinese rub and tug. Nothing to write home about. There was a woman who use to work there for a little while that I was able to do some Greenbelt-like services but this was like 5 or 6 years ago. She is long gone but just goes to show that you sometimes find a rare gem in the normal rub and tug places once in a while.[/QUOTE]Named Ann or Anna, she was a freak.

[QUOTE=Nova907;4974850]Finally pulling the trigger on trying the "Nuru" with the few providers that offer. Covid screwed that up for me 6 months ago.

So I texted KK, but she said she was busy and said Lucy would be able to take care of me. She texted me, sent a pic of her (pretty attractive). I asked her a few questions about availability and Nuru procedure (basically just said she uses real Nuru gel).

I've also seen a few reports that they have "handlers", so we aren't even talking to them directly? Just someone managing their schedule?

For anyone that has seen Lucy, does the $200 include HE or will that require an additional negotiation?

Will be taking the plunge today only if my football team wins to celebrate 🥳128517;.

Enjoy some football fellas! Who knows how many weeks it will be around 🙈.[/QUOTE]KK is straight with recommendations. Not sure about this Lucy. There was one a few years back that gave an awesome massage.

Go forth it! Report back.

Franconia Wellness.

Stopped by recently and saw Anna. Good TS. Massage was 8/10, she's friendly and easy to talk with. Before flip, she showered, that was a first. Offered 4 hands with MMS. It was crazy, little WWF, off the top rope! Till the door bell rang.

Will repeat.