Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bob521;3268495]The answer is complicated, since I'm married already. L does not want me to hurt the American wife. In 2 years, American wife will retire and wants to move to California. So that's the biggest fork in the road for us. I really do want to marry her. We decided to make the decision in the next year or two. L calls me "Husband" and I call her "Wife". She says her parents call me "American" because "Bob" sounds too much like "Baba" (which means father in Chinese). "Robert" sounds like "radish in Chinese. So she says the family will call me "Meguren" which means "American". For Chinese New Year, we were video chatting with her family, and some cousins. She called me "Zhangfu" (husband) and it caused quite a commotion. Cousins wishing her well. Her parents know we are not married, but the cousins now think we are! Oh what a tangled web![/QUOTE]She's in good hands with you because you are not a rush st. Bullshit*er! Most dudes talk a great show and few deliver. Much happiness no matter what!

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3268308]Don't you just love people? Customers? Tenants? They are wonderful. LOL.[/QUOTE]I am the greatest guy in the world as long as I am doing everything their way every time! I don't even try to do it my way, however sometimes offer just a fair way to handle things! Nope, again I am an a**h**e when it's not their way or the highway!

Ok first post. First review. First time at an AMP.

Dreamed about Relax (south location) and saw Jessie, who also greeted me at the door. Older woman, I am terrible with ages but I will guess around 40. I loved her curves, face shows some age and is nothing special. Paid. 65 for the house and another. 6 for HE. I know it was too much but I was a little nervous with it being my first time.

Did some OTC roaming and some UTC under her top when I undid the bra. Nice nipples that were hard. Ending was a little mechanical I guess but I don't have any other AMP experiences to compare it to. She cleaned me up after and gave me some water. I was satisfied enough and will probably repeat.

On the way out I saw another girl there, didn't get her name but maybe that was Kelly that was referenced in an earlier post. Younger, kinda plain but also pretty at the same time. She was wearing a short black dress with flowers. Had wavy black hair. I would like to try her next time if possible.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3266125]Sounds like you are working on the green card?[/QUOTE]Anyone moderating this?

You don't need to be concerned with that. The question was answered by the original poster who did not have a problem with the question.

[QUOTE=RickMann;3270793]Anyone moderating this?[/QUOTE]

I was in Kankakee area for a job and stopped by Sunny Massage off of Rt 50 in Bourbonnais. Older Massage ladies. I had Sophee or Sophia couldn't understand totally. Paid the $70 for an hour actually gave $80 and Sophee said she forgot the $10 change which made me a little mad but didn't say anything to her. Massage lasted a total of 40 minutes. No teasing during the massage and the massage was not good. On the flip, got a HJ and tipped $40. She let me roam and lifted up her bra and sucked on her tits. I won't go back as I felt ripped off. Many other places to go.

Kelly is the better one of the three, the other lady her name is Jessica, but I recommended kelly been there like 3 times

[QUOTE=RubaDub1969;3269782]Ok first post. First review. First time at an AMP.

Dreamed about Relax (south location) and saw Jessie, who also greeted me at the door. Older woman, I am terrible with ages but I will guess around 40. I loved her curves, face shows some age and is nothing special. Paid. 65 for the house and another. 6 for HE. I know it was too much but I was a little nervous with it being my first time.

Did some OTC roaming and some UTC under her top when I undid the bra. Nice nipples that were hard. Ending was a little mechanical I guess but I don't have any other AMP experiences to compare it to. She cleaned me up after and gave me some water. I was satisfied enough and will probably repeat.

On the way out I saw another girl there, didn't get her name but maybe that was Kelly that was referenced in an earlier post. Younger, kinda plain but also pretty at the same time. She was wearing a short black dress with flowers. Had wavy black hair. I would like to try her next time if possible.[/QUOTE].

Thanks, Bob521, for your guidance on the "legit" protocol. But it got me questioning how I proceed at "other" locations, especially now.

I've been away from AMPs for a while but thinking about getting back after trying a few other things (mostly BP and TER indie recs, including a few other parlors like LTs). To give you an idea, first experience was an amazing visit at Senina. Boy that place was fantastic, sorry to see it's gone!

So, here's what I used to do, with varying results but mostly at least partial success:

Walk in and pay mama.

Get to the room and take it all off before the girl returns so as not to leave any LEO questions (at least in my head).

TS, return, take off towel and lie down.

Enjoy the tease, light roam, ask if that's ok, yada yada yada.

Negotiate on the flip.

I trust that's still how we do things around here?

Wonder how pricing's changed, too, but one thing at a time. First post, plus you trailblazers have left plenty of good info to read. Thank you all for that.

Any guidance would be appreciated. Thanks why'all!

This one has been advertising on Craigslist lately. Another user scoped out it, but passed. I went at lunch time, called the papason and told him I was on the way. The place is in a mini alley. I walk in and look up to see a 45-55 year old woman telling me which stairs to take. The place is not really a spa but an office space with some fake walls put up. The MT, Coco, is probably 4'11,95# and has some years on her but good looking for her age. The walls to the massage "room" don't go all the way to the top and no lock on the door. I got naked and received an OK massage. No action on the flip. I got the impression that maybe on repeat the maybe more but I won't be going back. Incomplete walls and no locks is just a bad situation even if extras were readily available. Look elsewhere.

So today I was going to try out an apartment service, however my happy ass didn't follow directions correctly and ended up in a massage parlor.

The massage was alright nothing to write home about and was taken care of by an older, but decent looking, Asian woman. She flipped me over and gave junior a tug. She cleaned me up and that was that. Damage was. 60 plus tip.

Now here's where I fucked up. As I said I was going to an apartment but got a bit lost and saw the spa, I thought oh this must be the place and rang the doorbell next to the parlor. Well I may have stumbled onto a little underground casino! There were tables everywhere with dice, almost like poker tables. Anyways the older asian guys where speaking Chinese and I'm like I'm looking for the girl I was texting. They didn't understand me so they took me next door to the massage parlor and got taken care of.

Afterwards when I got to my vehicle I got a text from the apartment girl with a photo of the building and go figure I was parked across the street from it! FML! So next time ill know where to go.

Anyways massage place is over on canal by connies pizza.

[QUOTE=Booey230;3272871]So today I was going to try out an apartment service, however my happy ass didn't follow directions correctly and ended up in a massage parlor.

The massage was alright nothing to write home about and was taken care of by an older, but decent looking, Asian woman. She flipped me over and gave junior a tug. She cleaned me up and that was that. Damage was. 60 plus tip.

Now here's where I fucked up. As I said I was going to an apartment but got a bit lost and saw the spa, I thought oh this must be the place and rang the doorbell next to the parlor. Well I may have stumbled onto a little underground casino! There were tables everywhere with dice, almost like poker tables. Anyways the older asian guys where speaking Chinese and I'm like I'm looking for the girl I was texting. They didn't understand me so they took me next door to the massage parlor and got taken care of.

Afterwards when I got to my vehicle I got a text from the apartment girl with a photo of the building and go figure I was parked across the street from it! FML! So next time ill know where to go.

Anyways massage place is over on canal by connies pizza.[/QUOTE]Was it dice or tiles like Domino's? Mahjong is a very popular game played by Chinese. It has tiles that are similar to domino's and is played on a table about 30" square. Most Mahjong parlors in China have automatic shuffling tables. They are pretty cool. A friend of mine near Shanghai sent me one for Christmas. I got hooked three years ago when a different friend took me to a parlor one evening.

Anyway, I know of two Spa's on Canal near Connies. Moon and Unwind. Do you remember if it was at 23rd Pl or 24th St? Did you end up stopping in the apartment?

I was just there well not really the place you mentioned, but I have make an appointment for a Nuru massage the address is 24** s Canal on the third floor, I was charge. 160 for the hour saw a Young Chinese girl very young in her late 20's Nuru was just she rubbing her tits on my body thank everything else was included probably will not repeat

[QUOTE=E6671;3273058]Was it dice or tiles like Domino's? Mahjong is a very popular game played by Chinese. It has tiles that are similar to domino's and is played on a table about 30" square. Most Mahjong parlors in China have automatic shuffling tables. They are pretty cool. A friend of mine near Shanghai sent me one for Christmas. I got hooked three years ago when a different friend took me to a parlor one evening.

Anyway, I know of two Spa's on Canal near Connies. Moon and Unwind. Do you remember if it was at 23rd Pl or 24th St? Did you end up stopping in the apartment?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=E6671;3273058]Was it dice or tiles like Domino's? Mahjong is a very popular game played by Chinese. It has tiles that are similar to domino's and is played on a table about 30" square. Most Mahjong parlors in China have automatic shuffling tables. They are pretty cool. A friend of mine near Shanghai sent me one for Christmas. I got hooked three years ago when a different friend took me to a parlor one evening.

Anyway, I know of two Spa's on Canal near Connies. Moon and Unwind. Do you remember if it was at 23rd Pl or 24th St? Did you end up stopping in the apartment?[/QUOTE]The table was green and in the middle there was a pair of dice underneath a piece of clear plastic. I couldn't tell if it was automatic or not, still I was confused as fuck wondering if I was at the right place or not. A smoking hot babe came in and I was hoping that I would get some time with her, but that obviously didn't happen. Just did a quick look through Google maps, the place is called unwind spa on 24th street.

Unfortunately I didn't have enough time to take a look at the apartment, next time.

[QUOTE=Elpatron;3273123]I was just there well not really the place you mentioned, but I have make an appointment for a Nuru massage the address is 24** s Canal on the third floor, I was charge. 160 for the hour saw a Young Chinese girl very young in her late 20's Nuru was just she rubbing her tits on my body thank everything else was included probably will not repeat

.[/QUOTE]That's the spot! ! For me it's something to cross off the bucket list; always wanted to get it on with an Asian chick and seeing as there's not much down by Midway, not that I know of at least, I wanted to check this place out.

[QUOTE=E6671;3273058]Was it dice or tiles like Domino's? Mahjong is a very popular game played by Chinese. It has tiles that are similar to domino's and is played on a table about 30" square. Most Mahjong parlors in China have automatic shuffling tables. They are pretty cool. A friend of mine near Shanghai sent me one for Christmas. I got hooked three years ago when a different friend took me to a parlor one evening.

Anyway, I know of two Spa's on Canal near Connies. Moon and Unwind. Do you remember if it was at 23rd Pl or 24th St? Did you end up stopping in the apartment?[/QUOTE]When I google Moon spa I find two addresses. One on 23rd an one around the corner on canal. Same place? Or two locations around the corner from each other?