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[QUOTE=Hopontome;5880868]Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.[/QUOTE]This made me laugh! Very funny & Very true! Great post, TY.

[QUOTE=Hopontome;5880868]Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]LMFAO. So true!

Please clear your PM boxes.

[QUOTE=EasiePeasie;5882528]Please clear your PM boxes.[/QUOTE]Inbox is now cleared, sorry.

[QUOTE=XvjinnvX;5881823]Any chance you could shoot me a pm with some info too XD.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what info you want, but I saw her a while back. Before covid. Fair BBBJ but did not want CIM. DFK not strong. Decent lay. Did not see evidence of hard drugs but loves weed. Looks older than her pics. Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=GianniVersace;5881759]Imo Ashley has become jaded. I think she looked pretty hot before but than she started to dye her hair with funky colors and well things are just not the same.[/QUOTE]Do you think she's on hard drugs now? When I've seen her in the past she drank like a fish but I never saw evidence of any other substances maybe weed. But do you think she's using now? Please post what you know if you know what's going on with her. Because she was one of my faves but now I'm almost spooked. I used to see her lot in that little basement, but I drop them like a hot potato if they turn into junkies.

Does anyone have experience with Livia Raposo? Meeting her for the first time this week.

[URL]https://www.eros.com/rhode_island/providence/files/8430452.htm?cat=6209[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lips1963;5882661]Do you think she's on hard drugs now? When I've seen her in the past she drank like a fish but I never saw evidence of any other substances maybe weed. But do you think she's using now? Please post what you know if you know what's going on with her. Because she was one of my faves but now I'm almost spooked. I used to see her lot in that little basement, but I drop them like a hot potato if they turn into junkies.[/QUOTE]No clue about her using.

Upscale also = Street walker finally got a burner phone.

[QUOTE=Hopontome;5880868]Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have experience with Livia Raposo? She has a new posting on Eros: [URL]https://www.eros.com/rhode_island/providence/files/8430452.htm?cat=6209[/URL].

[QUOTE=Lips1963;5882661]Do you think she's on hard drugs now? When I've seen her in the past she drank like a fish but I never saw evidence of any other substances maybe weed. But do you think she's using now? Please post what you know if you know what's going on with her. Because she was one of my faves but now I'm almost spooked. I used to see her lot in that little basement, but I drop them like a hot potato if they turn into junkies.[/QUOTE]I saw Ashley for the first (and only) time 4 weeks ago in her temporary shared apartment, which had all the earmarks of a man's digs, but she claimed it was was all her stuff. She had a single bed in a small second BR full of stuff. There was a bathroom but I smiled when I saw that it had a non-useable sink full of more stuff. I had requested an hour, based on mostly good reviews here, but she told me when setting up the appointment that "We should be able to do what's needed in a half hour", so I went along with reservations. When I met her, she was dressed very casually and spoke about random topics and seemed to be not entirely tuned into reality. The session was meh, but she gave a decent BJ and dfk'd a bit before blah cfs. I haven't been around users, so I don't know what's going on with her affect and thoughts.

[QUOTE=SkiFree15;5882988]Anyone have experience with Livia Raposo? She has a new posting on Eros: [URL]https://www.eros.com/rhode_island/providence/files/8430452.htm?cat=6209[/URL].[/QUOTE]She looks very appealing, hope your visit goes well. It would be great to hear about the experience as there are very few reviews of providers that post on that site.

Happy Friday. Finding it rough to get a firm answer from Mellissa these days since bf is out of jail. Anyone else having any luck. Last four 4376. It was never easy in the past anyway. But not like this. Thinking her bf is deciding who she gets to see. Cheers.

[QUOTE=GianniVersace;5881759]Imo Ashley has become jaded. I think she looked pretty hot before but than she started to dye her hair with funky colors and well things are just not the same.[/QUOTE]I have seen Ashley when she first started and still see her today, I'm surprised she hasn't become jaded a long time ago. I give her credit for lasting as long as she has while providing above average service compared to the offerings in the area. I have become jaded and burnt out, myself, from this and I'm a hobbyist, let alone a provider.

What we engage in (providers and hobbyists) is probably not the most healthiest thing spiritually long term even though I'm aware most dudes need sex.

Does anyone have any info on Claudia I have seen her post a few times and she looks like she could be fun. Thank for any info. Stay safe.