Massage Parlor Reports

Haven't been good in a very long time. You're right! Attempted to visit several times last summer, turned around and left both times. Mimi from Drew Carey was there both times I swear!

I vacationed last summer in Myrtle and was forced to use Hotel Asians there. It was a little better but not much. I did stay and had a decent time only out of necessity. I looked all over for a good time while there and nothing worked out except for that.

[QUOTE=RichieJr;7203785]The price is what is quoted, no extra. I would rate her 3 in my book. The smell of the place was horrible. Do you remember the girl from the Drew Carey show? Mimi? That's how thick the make up was. They told me there were 2 girls there. But when I arrived only one. So there maybe a better one. About a year ago the girls were 6 out 10 but its keeps going downhill. I have texted several of the handlers and told them to bring better talent and I would tell everyone about them. I told them chubby smelly fat old Asian chicks don't work for us here in Cincinnati. We want hot Asian young girls like some of the AMP here. Its easy you want to make money bring better talent.[/QUOTE]

Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT

[QUOTE=GoodWill123;7200655]The honorable SlamT, I wish I had better news, but I'm inclined to share EmptyP's view. April is all about "hurry up and finish. ". I think it's a corporate culture thing, and April missed the memo.

As Crazy Eddy reminded us, these girls are primarily here for the money. No matter how good you may feel when they say things like, "you're so handsome, you're number 1, I love your cock, or even I love you", nobody should be disillusioned into thinking that any of this fantasy is real. I'm not saying none of its partially genuine, but They get paid to make you feel good both physically, and emotionally. Some girls are just better at it than others. I say all that just to say April is no exception. She's all about the money to the extreme, and not really "Sakura corporate culture" type. Here's what I mean:

Gents think back the the Sakura all star lineup of Spring / Summer 2023. Mimi, Linda, Nancy, Abby, Angela. Whether it was a Half HR or an HR, they all took their time and made you feel like a rock star. Linda would turn doggy style and take it like a champ for 40 minutes if need be, cum 3 times over and love it. Abby would grab you by your ears during DATY and pull your entire head into her vagina, moan and love it. Nancy would ride you cowgirl until the cows literally came home and she got her O, and Angela would lick her own white cream off your swollen cock and laugh. And if you were banging away and still couldn't finish, Mimi would always send in a relief pitcher to have one girl ride your face while the other ride your cock. Then have every body switch while Mimi stay in the chair and watched! And if time still left over, they'd cuddle up and GFE for a while. Shoot, Even last Summer 2024 with beautiful little Anna and vivacious Candy, or the recent Mandy and XiXi, same thing. Even Mandy who's running the show now does a great job at making sure you have a great time and get what you came for. Mandy is great and follows Mimi's business philosophy. In a word, "great attitude. ".

But for some reason April, who's beautiful and she knows it (GPS syndrome), doesn't seem to fit the Sakura "attitude" mold. I'm not saying she's not good, but rather she didn't get the memo. Her attitude is off. She forgets this is a reciprocal relationship. If she could change her attitude and at least pretend she's interested, she and all of us would have a better time.

LOL, I feel like this is a corporate Wall Street Journal review. SlamT, I'll be in my office or the Design Thinking Innovation Lab if you want to talk further.

Sincerely, Goodwill, Vice President of Customer Relations and Orgasmic Affairs.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.

[QUOTE=SlamT;7205461]Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlamT;7205461]Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT[/QUOTE] promote Goodwill to president of L3 Inc. and he should hire slamT and cEddy as Regional Mgrs for Asian Affairs R&D Dept.

[QUOTE=Clermont;7204843]I have searched on Reddit for anywhere local girls advertise. Can't find anything.[/QUOTE]You / mlnnqueen but she hasn't posted anything in over a year. I doubt she still uses the account. She used to post in are / CincinnatiOhioGirls.

[QUOTE=UpLate;7206073]You / mlnnqueen but she hasn't posted anything in over a year. I doubt she still uses the account. She used to post in are / CincinnatiOhioGirls.[/QUOTE]Great looking with decent massage, medicore BBBJ but YMMV.

Thanks Kirby! And you should very definitely take a roadie south of the Mason Dixie; umm, mamma mia!

[QUOTE=KirbyYork;7205580]Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KirbyYork;7205580]Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.[/QUOTE]If you are taking a road trip to Georgia. May as well keep driving down to The sunshine state. Benn here a few weeks an sampled Spas from St Aguestine to Daytona.

Orlando now in Tampa. I will say the best is Orlando an the Tampa area. Younger and everyone is FS. Always hit the Palace in Palm Harbor never had a bad session there an never rushed.

Also has a table Shower. Everyone stay safe TG out.

Time is going to be tight this run, but foresee a future trip to Florida. Appreciate your mentioning a few personal favs!

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7207638]If you are taking a road trip to Georgia. May as well keep driving down to The sunshine state. Benn here a few weeks an sampled Spas from St Aguestine to Daytona.

Orlando now in Tampa. I will say the best is Orlando an the Tampa area. Younger and everyone is FS. Always hit the Palace in Palm Harbor never had a bad session there an never rushed.

Also has a table Shower. Everyone stay safe TG out.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by sunflower yesterday and drew Wendy for a half. I received a great massage and paid for full service on the flip. It was a great experience as usual.

Went back since it was open back up good massage. Older lady. Basic HE. Was fighting the UTCC.

No interest in going back.

Ob.

Two girls here. Nina and Lisa. I exclusively see Nina and enjoy my time. HE only. Great massage.

Appointments are mostly respected.

My goto.

Ob.

Hello,

I thought I'd give Spring Spa on Colerain a shot so I stopped by last night. It was a complete waste of time and I didn't even stay. There were two girls there and both laying in some chair up front covered up with blankets and looked like they've been sleeping. Neither girl was attractive. I didn't want to waste my time so I did the negotiation up front and they weren't interested in anything, so I just left.

I went down the street to Sakura and I ask to see Liya. She was nice, but seemed like she was tired and didn't want to be there. She is nice looking and friendly, but just a very lack luster not interested body language and attitude. She started with a little BBBJ and then put on the cover. Did 69 for about 2 minutes, but she seemed like just wanted it over with. Moved to CG and she honestly acted like she was a little sore. After a little bit, she said switch positions to mish and again seemed like she was sore and wanted it over with. So I just got it done as it wasn't much fun too be honest. Afterward, she did a massage, which was the best part. It was a very firm massage, but pretty good. Overall, disappointing night.

With all the happenings around here, a trip to Georgia should be in the works. I've never experienced AMPs there. Had some of my best service in Louisville and Indianapolis. I love visiting those 2 places when I can. Georgia and even Florida sound like something different and fun. Avoid the LEO threat everyday would be nice.

[QUOTE=KirbyYork;7205580]Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.[/QUOTE]

That spring hasn't been good in a while. Visited Lisa there a long time ago and had a great time but been a busy since in my book.

As far as Sakura goes, just like any place else, these girls work all day and sometimes just aren't into it. Not sure if this is the Liya of past or not but she was good when I saw her. Unfortunately, she could have just been tired from working all day.

[QUOTE=LookingFun4;7208981]Hello,

I thought I'd give Spring Spa on Colerain a shot so I stopped by last night. It was a complete waste of time and I didn't even stay. There were two girls there and both laying in some chair up front covered up with blankets and looked like they've been sleeping. Neither girl was attractive. I didn't want to waste my time so I did the negotiation up front and they weren't interested in anything, so I just left.

I went down the street to Sakura and I ask to see Liya. She was nice, but seemed like she was tired and didn't want to be there. She is nice looking and friendly, but just a very lack luster not interested body language and attitude. She started with a little BBBJ and then put on the cover. Did 69 for about 2 minutes, but she seemed like just wanted it over with. Moved to CG and she honestly acted like she was a little sore. After a little bit, she said switch positions to mish and again seemed like she was sore and wanted it over with. So I just got it done as it wasn't much fun too be honest. Afterward, she did a massage, which was the best part. It was a very firm massage, but pretty good. Overall, disappointing night.[/QUOTE]