Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5245620]Maybe I've always had bad luck but the fat man scheduling isn't very responsive and double books a lot expecting a no show. That's why I don't give him any $.[/QUOTE]I've certainly experienced being unable to book a desired time. But in all fairness, once I've scheduled, they always follow through. I don't go very often. Because I dislike scheduling by email, I dislike walking by the fat man, I dislike the setup (massage table vs. bed), I dislike not being able to shower afterwards, etc. I'd prefer to meet a girl there and get takeout, but the times I've tried, they usually politely say No.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5244562]Have you tried State Street? The girls are generally pretty fucking hot and if all you want is a hand job, you'll likely be happy.[/QUOTE]I have searched STG, Rubmap and others. I have found information on GBH, Odana rd and grand canyon drive, but I found nothing on State street. Can someone please direct me on where it find out more?

[QUOTE=Binder79;5245772]I have searched STG, Rubmap and others. I have found information on GBH, Odana rd and grand canyon drive, but I found nothing on State street. Can someone please direct me on where it find out more?[/QUOTE]Any ads similar to this one are for providers who work out of an apartment on State Street. Appointments are usually only available during business hours and by email only.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/emileywinter-special/107237834877[/URL]

The only providers I've seen there no longer work there so can't give any recommendations on anyone currently there.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5242489]After corresponding a bit and with some mongers who have gotten a little bit more than a therapeutic massage I decided to try again. Male appointment for Sarah's on Odana. I showed up and was told that I had a wait an hour. Someone else came at my time and she saw them.

She offered for me to go to Verona and see one of her coworkers. I showed up 15 or 20 minutes later and she was seeing somebody already.

Half an hour later I am getting a draped, completely professional therapeutic massage. No t's. Nothing remotely close to The fun that has been reported by a couple of people.

So, my conclusion is either people are full of shit and posting nonsense, or Sarah's and Rosie's have universally decided that I am not worthy of a happy ending. I am 40's, fit, good looking, polite. I don't see an obstacle there. Remote possibility is that they think I am a cop, but seems unlikely.

I post this so anyone reading prior reviews realizes that there might be 2 sides to this coin. I've been to Rosie's twice now in Sarah's for a 5 times. Great therapeutic massage. HE is not a given.[/QUOTE]You got to go there alot & leave the Jacksons at home & break out the BEN FDRANKLIN'S, Sarah likes 2 or 3 of them. Then you might have fun. Curb.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5242489]I am 40's, fit, good looking, polite. I don't see an obstacle there. Remote possibility is that they think I am a cop, but seems unlikely.[/QUOTE]Really? Seems to me there's a halfway decent chance they might think a 40's, fit, good looking, polite guy is a cop.

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[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;5246404]Really? Seems to me there's a halfway decent chance they might think a 40's, fit, good looking, polite guy is a cop.[/QUOTE]That might explain why Sarah always tells me over and over again, no extras, no hanky panky, ever, and she fires any girls that do.

Oh well.

[QUOTE=Jwlgn309;5245863]Any ads similar to this one are for providers who work out of an apartment on State Street. Appointments are usually only available during business hours and by email only.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/emileywinter-special/107237834877[/URL]

The only providers I've seen there no longer work there so can't give any recommendations on anyone currently there.[/QUOTE]New providers. Emily is cute and fun. Alexsya was great HJ but don't think she's there any more. Haven't seen the others. Valerie or Lanna? Anyone else have experience?

[QUOTE=MilMong;5246839]New providers. Emily is cute and fun. Alexsya was great HJ but don't think she's there any more. Haven't seen the others. Valerie or Lanna? Anyone else have experience?[/QUOTE]There was an ad for Allexsya posted recently, but when I asked the manager kept deferring ("Next week"). And next week kept turning into next week.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5246327]You got to go there alot & leave the Jacksons at home & break out the BEN FDRANKLIN'S, Sarah likes 2 or 3 of them. Then you might have fun. Curb.[/QUOTE]$300 for a massage and a HE?

Has anyone been to New AMP behind Cherry?

Been driving past this place, it's in the same strip mall that used to have the old Pedro's restaurant in it on the west side.

Avoid.

No fun zone and the massage below mediocre.

[QUOTE=GoodJ08;5247377]Has anyone been to New AMP behind Cherry?[/QUOTE]Read post 4339.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5247238]$300 for a massage and a HE?[/QUOTE]It's worse than that, from what I read. $300 in the hopes of maybe getting a HE or whatever. Fuck that shit.

From what I was told by two of the girls, new recruits have to do a session with him. With finish. Yeah.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5245624]I just want to know how that guy is able to recruit. 1 look at him and you'd think a girl would just leave cause I'm sure he makes them show him what they got LOL.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;5247886]From what I was told by two of the girls, new recruits have to do a session with him. With finish. Yeah.

.[/QUOTE]I mean I wouldn't have guessed any less so why oh why would anyone of these decently attractive college girls stay when they could make more on a site like Seeking.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5247896]I mean I wouldn't have guessed any less so why oh why would anyone of these decently attractive college girls stay when they could make more on a site like Seeking.[/QUOTE]My guess: They don't have to bother with scheduling and communication. They just show up and clients are there. Pay is $60 per hour (they get half) plus tip. So if they are booked solid, they work 4 hours, and get at least $240. More if tips are good. My guess is tips are $40 - $100, depending on how happy or generous guys feel. So, on a good day $600+ per day for 4 hours of work. Not bad.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;5247886]From what I was told by two of the girls, new recruits have to do a session with him. With finish. Yeah.

.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm a sick fuck, but that makes me admire him a little. LOL.

[QUOTE=GoodJ08;5247377]Has anyone been to New AMP behind Cherry?[/QUOTE]Several reviews, including mine at post #4316.

Short version: fun to be had, but their financial expectations are a bit high for what's offered. Massage quality mediocre at best. Better off going to FH, Cherry or 6665, at least you get a decent massage.

[QUOTE=MilMong;5246839]New providers. Emily is cute and fun. Alexsya was great HJ but don't think she's there any more. Haven't seen the others. Valerie or Lanna? Anyone else have experience?[/QUOTE]Alexsya had a post February 22 stating she was back. I think only the one day.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5247971]My guess: They don't have to bother with scheduling and communication. They just show up and clients are there. Pay is $60 per hour (they get half) plus tip. So if they are booked solid, they work 4 hours, and get at least $240. More if tips are good. My guess is tips are $40 - $100, depending on how happy or generous guys feel. So, on a good day $600+ per day for 4 hours of work. Not bad.[/QUOTE]Anyone tipping 100 for a HJ is crazy. If they offered more sure at least a BJ.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5248371]Anyone tipping 100 for a HJ is crazy. If they offered more sure at least a BJ.[/QUOTE]So the typical quoted rate at state is what, 120 for massage / HJ, correct? And people are giving ANOTHER 100 on top of that? That's insane.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5247045]There was an ad for Allexsya posted recently, but when I asked the manager kept deferring ("Next week"). And next week kept turning into next week.[/QUOTE]She posted today There were 3 ads hers, Lanna (new?) and Emiley.

[QUOTE=MadJockey;5248933]She posted today There were 3 ads hers, Lanna (new?) and Emiley.[/QUOTE]Allexys was all booked within an hour of her ad. Lots of pentup demand. LOL.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5247820]It's worse than that, from what I read. $300 in the hopes of maybe getting a HE or whatever. Fuck that shit.[/QUOTE]I agree. That's crazy. It's getting tough to know who to take seriously anymore.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5248952]Allexys was all booked within an hour of her ad. Lots of pentup demand. LOL.[/QUOTE]For a bad massage and a HJ. Why.

[QUOTE=Jwlgn309;5248762]So the typical quoted rate at state is what, 120 for massage / HJ, correct? And people are giving ANOTHER 100 on top of that? That's insane.[/QUOTE]Exactly my thoughts. Pretty desperate to me.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;5246404]Really? Seems to me there's a halfway decent chance they might think a 40's, fit, good looking, polite guy is a cop.[/QUOTE]Oh man, that made me chuckle, this is funny. That was me 20 years ago the very first time I went to the Rising Sun. Saw the the cute little Asian Jade (anyone remember?) She asked me twice before our session if I was a cop. She said that they usually send the cute cops to make a bust.

I haven't been on here for awhile. Been laying low. But ibdo have a trip next week to Grand Junction CO. And I found the link below. I did contact the number. Seems legit. Curious if anyone can give me any recommendations.

[URL]https://western-slope.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/24-hours970-316-3368asian-girl/938930306917[/URL]

Went to Angel recently, new (er) person working there that I haven't seen before. I don't remember what she looked like, but the massage was dogshit, mostly irritating. Offered oral for 80, which was a first. Of course I accepted, fuck it, YOLO. Such a waste of money. She just pumped the cum out of my dick as fast as humanly possible; I'm not sure it was even fully hard.

[QUOTE=RodBarnwood;5252450]Went to Angel recently, new (er) person working there that I haven't seen before. I don't remember what she looked like, but the massage was dogshit, mostly irritating. Offered oral for 80, which was a first. Of course I accepted, fuck it, YOLO. Such a waste of money. She just pumped the cum out of my dick as fast as humanly possible; I'm not sure it was even fully hard.[/QUOTE]Old? Young? Looks?

[QUOTE=Ozz7319;5252297]I haven't been on here for awhile. Been laying low. But ibdo have a trip next week to Grand Junction CO. And I found the link below. I did contact the number. Seems legit. Curious if anyone can give me any recommendations.

[URL]https://western-slope.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/24-hours970-316-3368asian-girl/938930306917[/URL][/QUOTE]I would suspect going on a USA site in or near Grand Junction for that info cause this is MADISON.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;5241428]I met with Sasha (Sasa?) today and can honestly say it was the best non-FS rub-and-tug I've ever had. Ok, the massage was only ok. The tease, the hugging and yes she also did the forearm against my woody comparison. I managed to get a titty suck without the mask on and had my hand down her spandex, playing with her ass and crotch. I didn't last long with her, she had me extremely excited and once the finger entered my ass, I blew everywhere pretty quick. I'm going to need another visit before she goes away. Taking a cover and some extra $$ just in case.[/QUOTE]Where is this 6X in Madison and what's the Parlor Name.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5246327]You got to go there alot & leave the Jacksons at home & break out the BEN FDRANKLIN'S, Sarah likes 2 or 3 of them. Then you might have fun. Curb.[/QUOTE]OK. This has become a personal challenge for me now. Went to Sarah's this afternoon. Give her a $100 bill at the start and told her to keep the change and said that I would tip more after. She looked a bit shocked by this. Massage was fine. Therapeutic. No fun to be had. At the end she started doing the cupped slaps on the leg to signal message over. I decided I had nothing to lose so I asked her to get my pants. Pulled out $100 and she declined to take it. Yep. She thinks I am a cop. Funny thing though. She actually gave me my $40 change too and said, " no extras I run professional place. " LOL. I just smiled and gave her the $40 back and left. I do enjoy her massage, but not that much.

[QUOTE=OldFreak;5253189]Old? Young? Looks?[/QUOTE]30 and meh.

With the shootings in GA, do you think it will have any effect on local shops?

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5257631]OK. This has become a personal challenge for me now. Went to Sarah's this afternoon. Give her a $100 bill at the start and told her to keep the change and said that I would tip more after. She looked a bit shocked by this. Massage was fine. Therapeutic. No fun to be had. At the end she started doing the cupped slaps on the leg to signal message over. I decided I had nothing to lose so I asked her to get my pants. Pulled out $100 and she declined to take it. Yep. She thinks I am a cop. Funny thing though. She actually gave me my $40 change too and said, " no extras I run professional place. " LOL. I just smiled and gave her the $40 back and left. I do enjoy her massage, but not that much.[/QUOTE]Have you tried State St?

[QUOTE=Crisler;5259305]Have you tried State St?[/QUOTE]No. I want a real massage followed by fun. Not a lame massage and a hand job. I also don't dig the set up, location, and management.

[QUOTE=SplitTailLover;5259160]With the shootings in GA, do you think it will have any effect on local shops?[/QUOTE]Madison AMPs have been robbed. They are a cash business. This is a random crime by some loser.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5259305]Have you tried State St?[/QUOTE]Nobody should.