Looking for massage and HE only.
Hey guys, total noob here sorry if this question has been asked a million times already.
I am looking for a good long massage with a HE. How much should that run me? I know FS is generally house fee + $. I really don't want all the extras.
Also, if possible I am looking for a girl that is mid 20's, NICE TEETH, naturals, and good body. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Best regards,
SO
Looking for massage and HE only.
Hey guys, total noob here. Apparently I can't even figure out how to post in this thread. Sorry if this question has been asked a million times already.
I am looking for a good long massage with a HE. How much should that run me? I know FS is generally House Fee + $. I really don't want all the extras.
I am looking for a girl who is in her mid 20's, NICE TEETH, pretty face, naturals, shaved kitty and a good body. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Best Regards,
SO
More information than it's probably prudent to tell a stranger
[QUOTE=Kahmal88;1330290]So I've been considering going to SUN. But I've never been to any of these places. What's the price and procudure?[/QUOTE]It's pretty straightforward; you ring the buzzer and you are let through the door by the manager. After you pay a door fee of, I think it's thirty for half an hour and forty for an hour, although apparently you get the same show for 30 you get for 40. It's not a bad idea to tip the manager five or ten dollars over the door, or bring her a pack of cigarettes (benson and hedges 100 are a real favorite with everyone at the spa) or a luxury chocolate bar or some other nice little gift. She might ask you a few questions, like "have you been here before?" and "who did you see?" as you are led to a little room where you disrobe and wait for your girl, and at Fantasy they have a whole little exam you go through where you swear and aver you are not a member of any law enforcement community and in no way do you intend to cause harm to the manager of that facility, any of its employees, or the spa itself, etc.
There's a guide online that contains some useful information about what to do and what to say, but Warren Spas are pretty upfront about why you came there and what you're expecting will happen, so you don't really have to memorize any sekrit passwords or codes or know the insider's handshake. It's probably not going to get you kicked out if you say you're new, but you can always read through the posts here and say you were there a year or so ago and saw Cindy or June or Lucky or Candy or Bobby, or you could say you've never been there before but your friend George told you Nana is the one to see, or whatever; just try to sound comfortable. You might be a little excited or nervous, but there's nothing to worry about, after all. They don't bite, unless that's your thing.
Okay, so once you're in the room, you take off your clothes, and you might want to fold them up and put them on the little chair at the end of the table with your underwear on top so you can get dressed in a hurry should circumstances require it, which they haven't in a few decades. Also, I suggest you lay out your tip in a fan on the nightstand at the head of the table, say about 100, which buys covered half and half, and some slip and slide and maybe more in the shower, as this means everything will flow more naturally without a lot of interruption for negotiation or delay as she takes your money and disappears for a few minutes to wherever they go when they do that, and again, your girl will appreciate a little gift of cigarettes or those candy bars that are about the size of license plates they sell at drugstores for two or three dollars. However, I would not recommend asking for anything specifically until later; you don't really want to seem to eager as this might arouse suspicion. Sit down on the table with a towel draped over your lap, or lay down if that's more comfortable; sometimes there's a bit of a delay before you see the provider, especially if you requested someone in particular.
Eventually, your lady will come to your room; when she comes in she'll say Hi and maybe introduce herself and maybe chat a little; most of the ladies at least sort of speak English. Don't be afraid to let her see your dick a little so she knows you know came there to do what people come there to do. Tell her she's pretty, they like that, give her a hug, maybe touch her leg a little. She'll then wrap a little towel around your waist and lead you to the shower room for your table shower, which is you laying on another table face down and then face up as she lathers your body with a scrubby and then rinses you off with a handheld shower nozzle. Feel free to fondle her bottom or even undo her bra as she's getting the table ready for you by scooping up a couple of pails of hot water and splashing them on the table, but respect her boundaries; if she giggles and says no, back off for a little. While she's standing there next to the table washing you, you can rub her legs or touch her ass gently, but again, if she wants you to stop it and get down to business don't force the issue. Most of the girls will also climb up on the table with you once you're all soapy and rub their naked bodies against yours during the shower session, this might turn into something more, especially if you've already paid and made her feel comfortable. Once you're cleaned off, you stand up, and she dries you off, and then you go sit in the sauna for five or so minutes while she cleans the shower area. When that's done she'll come get you out of the sauna and lead you back to your room.
Once you're back in the room, you lay on the massage table face down and the girl will start a massage. The quality of this will vary; some of the ladies are capable of giving a theraputic quality massage, and some just caress you in a sensual way, which is nice, too. Her rubbing your back and shoulders and legs should become increasingly sensual as touches turn to kissing and licking, and eventually sucking and fucking, and you can express your preferences and direct the action as you choose. She might try to hurry things along at this point; it's up to you if you let her. If she's going a little too fast change the pace. You may be asked if you want to use a condom, and while it's obviously a best practice to use one, I do not lecture other people as to their choices. If you're enough of an adult to be in a place like this, doing the kind of things that happen in this kind of place, you are enough of an adult to take responsibility for the consequences of your actions. If you can get hard again quickly a second go-at-it may be offered, but maybe not, and I always saw that as a little extra and not something I should expect.
After all services have been delivered, she'll clean you up with a hot washcloth, offer you a coke or water or something, and walk you out the door. You'll probably see the manager one last time on the way out; she'll ask you if you were happy with your visit and if she doesn't offer you a membership card ask for one if you're planning on coming back. The manager will sign it for you on your subsequent visits and once you've accumulated five signatures your next visit is totally free, although tips and gifts are certainly appreciated.
Beyond that, the only advice I would offer is taking a shower before heading out, so you don't come across as gross, and jerk off once or twice before you visit. The latter will accomplish two things; maybe you'll scratch the itch yourself and save $160, and if not, you'll last longer and get more out of your $160. Oh, and shut off your phone when you go in; there's no one you need to talk to for the next hour and a half. Really, the main thing to remember is don't be creepy, don't be a jerk, follow the lady's lead and don't play dumb or be shy when the time comes, and you should have what will be the first of many enjoyable experiences at the Sun.
Anyway, that's what the MVOC would like us to believe happens in these places, but everything I just told you is a complete and utter fabrication; there is nothing illegal going on in any of the spas at any time. They simply offer showers and massages, in full compliance with all applicable local ordinances and state and federal law. I am a compulsive liar, and I made up every detail based on the demented ravings of a lunatic I met at the bus station, and anyone who says different is itchin' for a fight.
Joker's Fictional Suggestions
Again, all a work of fiction but this is my take on what works and what does not.
YMMV is a term that is not used enough when it comes to this hobby. Reading this forum, especially from the more senior or experienced members, can set up some false expectations for new comers or the occasional Spa guest. This particular forum is mostly inhabited by serious mongers who take the time and expense to develop relationships with the girls and especially the Mama's.
Those experiences will not transfer easily to a new spa guest. Now how does this information help the occasional guest. If you do not have the time or resources to make a real hobby out of this and want to give yourself the best shot at superior service here are some thoughts.
1. Do your homework. Find the spa and worker that you believe will best suite your needs.
2. Work the schedule to your advantage, go when it slower and the girls have the time to respond to your needs. If it is busy, your service will reflect that.
3. Dress and groom appropriately, yes the girls are going to take you to a shower, that doesn't mean you should need one. The first impression you give a mama will likely be a lasting impression.
4. Tip the mamasan, always. Money very well spent. How much 10 bucks will again help that first impression.
5. If it is a well regarded Spa have your tip money laid out when the girl comes back. Now some will argue about this but letting the girl know you are serious will be to your advantage, especially if you are new to this spa and it is slow. Tip more then normal and if the experience is really outstanding, pull another 20-40 out of your wallet and give it to the girl when you are leaving. I know, that means you are spending more then you have too, but the pay off will be worth it.
6. Treat the girls with care and respect, they work hard and greatly appreciate kindness, compliments and tender affection.
7. Go back to that same spa as soon as you can afford it and request the same girl again. She will treat you like a long lost lover.
Now if you don't have the time for those ideas to work; go to a good spa, tip the mama, if it is busy tip normal as you are going to get a normal service due to guests waiting, if it is slow, throw a big big tip out there and see what happens. An extra 40 in the tip will encourage most girls to want you to come back.
Anybody been to a spa latly
Has anybody been to a spa in the last week? Been with a provider? Want to say if it was good or bad? Anybody?
