I Know This Sounds Crazy But:
Pretty soon I'm going to comment on my own report. I know that sounds crazy (is there an echo in here) but WTF.
Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are?
[QUOTE=Montes2;2544673]I saw an hourglass vision appear out of the mist on Aloha St. -it was Tiffany (a light skinned beautiful half-black girl) who was wearing -of all things a kimona! She got in and I asked her if she liked the song that was playing and she said "yes". We proceeded to my spot and went to the back of my van. I re-started the song while she got undressed. This song has one of those F sharp power chords created by- palm kneading the rythm guitar- that creates a chug-chug-chug sound, like a 4 wheel steam locomotive going around the side of a mountain. She was able to sync up to the the chug-chug-chug sound of the rhythm guitar with the proper gulp-gulp-gulp action of her mouth - as I was going around the side of her mountains. As the train sped up - it entered a tunnel that was suddenly available. Upon entering the tunnel the song increased tempo -chug-chug-chug. Looking ahead one could plainly see the tracks, were heading for a volcano straight up ahead. The train arrived at the volcano as it spewed its molten lava down the just exited tunnel. It then proceeded to drop off the hourglass figure back on aloha st. Having your dick sucked in time with the music- in the words of Poison- it don't get better than this.[/QUOTE]Coming on here telling us how to have sex. You disgust me with your hi and mighty heavy metal junk music. You think you invented having sex with music blasting at the girl. Come on give us a break. And to have her stroke to the beat. Your nothing man- I've been having the girls keep time with Opera for years. La-la-la-lala-lala. When Pavorotti hits that hi note -so do I. Get off the forum man -like I said -your nothing.
Sissy Chrissy = Montes2 ?
[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2543732]Chris.
Carry on.[/QUOTE]Is that what you are implying? Could be.
This may come as a surprise
[QUOTE=Montes2;2544460]With what's going on here- I prefaced in a previous post what I was doing. I even said when it will come. Wake up.[/QUOTE]To your evidently very fragile ego. Many of us are not concerned with the details of your reports. We don't read them.
I Don't Know Who Your Buddy Is
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2545116]Little meech aka King Casanova.
Though SJ does like to use the word Brother, from what I know there's one and only one poster who used this specific vernacular.
My buddy.
The legend continues, never say die!![/QUOTE]But if he's a buddy of yours, he's a buddy of mine, BROTHER haha. I'll tell you where I got that from. Growing up in the Tampa Bay Area, watching Hulk Hogan wrestle and seeing him in public, shows, etc. Everyone is BROTHER. I use it out of respect for my "Brothers" on this board. That is why I always capitalize the word Brother. Take care Brother PharmaGuy. SJ.
3 photos
SJ I just don't understand is it something you ate?
One of the pics below is your post from 5/23/15 the pic with the long dick getting licked.
The other is your post from 7/10/15 the pic of a short dick. Who has the short dick you or Montes2 or JagXL I don't understand help a brother out.
You said your dick was small but you liked it so who has that long "Imposter dick", Inquiring minds want to know!
OK I got it. From now on everybody has to post a pic of their dick so we know if it's really you! Nah that won't work to many photo shoppers out there.
Oh well we'll never know who's real and who's full of shit. Damn.
VS.
Theres A Reason I Told You to Haul Ass.
[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2544990]To your evidently very fragile ego. Many of us are not concerned with the details of your reports. We don't read them.[/QUOTE] And to get out while the gettings good. You didn't see that coming.
You Better Read My Report To Sillyman
[QUOTE=BackJack;2545177]This ain't the rat trap show some respect. We are all mongering gentlemen in here.[/QUOTE]I told him to haul ass and get out while the gettings good. I could see what was coming. Why couldn't you see that.
Hook, Line, Sinker, Pole, Motor, Transom, Deck Chairs
[QUOTE=BackJack;2545177]This ain't the rat trap show some respect. We are all mongering gentlemen in here.[/QUOTE]You swallowed it all. I was spoofing myself. Don't feel bad SW Surfer fell for it too.
You Don't Want To Go Their Dude
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2544838]Is that what you are implying? Could be.[/QUOTE]Best let sleeping bulldogs lie.
What are going to do if he goes there
My attention is peaked?
[QUOTE=Montes2;2545504]Best let sleeping bulldogs lie.[/QUOTE]
Don't Worry About the Size of my Dick
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2545401]One of the pics below is your post from 5/23/15 the pic with the long dick getting licked.
The other is your post from 7/10/15 the pic of a short dick. Who has the short dick you or Montes2 or JagXL I don't understand help a brother out.
You said your dick was small but you liked it so who has that long "Imposter dick", Inquiring minds want to know!
OK I got it. From now on everybody has to post a pic of their dick so we know if it's really you! Nah that won't work to many photo shoppers out there.
Oh well we'll never know who's real and who's full of shit. Damn.
VS.[/QUOTE]Worry about the size of my imagination.
We know about your imagination but who are you is the question
[QUOTE=Montes2;2545659]Worry about the size of my imagination.[/QUOTE]What we really don't know is why would the poster post two different pics and say this was him having the party, the good word would be plagiarism, on here it would be called BULLSHIT!
So just a simple question are you Montes2 and StrokinJoe one and the same? It doesn't answer the dick question but it might clear up some questions in members minds or maybe it doesn't make any difference if the same member disagrees with himself even though it might be called schizophrenic in some circles.
I'll end this by saying Merry Christmas Santa. Ho-Ho-Ho.
VS.