Massage Parlor Reports

Lefty. Very interesting read. I think I get what you are saying. I am much younger in the hobby than you (both in time and count). But I can see myself going your route already. I have already pulled back so much. No SWs, no new providers unless there are enough reviews / talks to satisfy me, no Viva / CitiGirls / etc. Way too expensive. Just figure a few regulars, tap them regularly. And just keep up to date with the hobby here and a couple sites.

Hope you continue to enjoy the hobby and find what you are looking for.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1834477]I'm definitely going to try Harley in the next week or so. I agree about the HE. I don't want it at the very end. Eastern, while not great overall, was good in that regard. She finished the HE with about 20 minutes left and then resumed the massage. Loved that.[/QUOTE]One time awhile back I was out east and going back for my second visit to a rub and tug. It opened at 10am so I popped a vitamin V at 9am. It was in a shopping area so I thought I'd do some window shopping while waiting for the place to open. Well, that thing kicked in and I was walking around with a boner. It was like being a teenager again. I was just dying to get it rubbed out. The clock is moving so slow. Finally its 10am and I pull up in front of the spa. Its closed. About 10:03 old Ying Yang arrives and opens up shop. By 10:10 she had it all rubbed out and was cleaning up the mess. I found the massage after was a nice change of pace.

[QUOTE=TrollMan33; 1833026]I will have to agree. Haley provides a very enjoyable experience. Her technique for the smiles portion is very unique and as many have suggested they are not sure what to think about it, but I had no problems smiling with this technique. She will allow some minor touching, but not on her lower privates. Be Polite and you will be happy. No Extras besides the smile at the end were offered,

Trollman[/QUOTE]What do you mean 'smiles'?

[QUOTE=Jackel000;1834546]What do you mean 'smiles'?[/QUOTE]You can't be serious.

Made my last trip Eastern bound. Actually thinking of giving up the hobby. Mostly tired of the $$ spend. Anyhow, had subpar massage, but my ending this time was very happy. BBBJCIM. Have experienced better performance, but this was a good ending to the massage. Performance skills 6/10, but I won't complain. Damage was. 07. Performer was prolly mid 40's. Nice looking about a 6/10. Same perfomer from a previous dream, this time went all the way. Performance was worth a return.

Tried the AA massage experience Sat. AM. Met sherry? At the door, dressed in a black silky number, wasn't bad looking but closer exam she did show some age. Was shown the menu and opted for a half hour shower massage at .7. Shown a room and disrobed, then was escorted across the hallway naked (not cool) and into the shower room. Sherry then had me lie down on the table (almost slipped and fell on the wet floor) and gave me a good, erotic scrubbing. I didn't appreciate the fact that she used a communal scrubby thing on me that she rinsed and hung back up on a hook when she was finished. I didn't see where it came from when she started because I was face down when she started. Good luck guys because I've had skin issues in the past (nothing now). Anyway, back across the hallway, this time with a towel around me, (still not cool) and told to lie down. Then a different girl came in, I would judge to be mid 40's and not nearly as attractive as the other girl. Gave me a good rubdown, had me flip, rubbed some more, teased the boys some, and then leaned down close to my face and placed her finger to her lips and proceeded to massage the mini me and the boys with a little lube until I had a satisfying, but quiet release. She motioned for a tip and I got. 3 out of my pocket and handed it to her. She frowned and said "little more?" so I reached back and gave her another fiver. She said,"next time fifty". I just smiled and gave her a thank you. If I do go back I think I'll skip the table shower thing and just go for the rub and tug. All told $.05.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1835629]Made my last trip Eastern bound. Actually thinking of giving up the hobby. Mostly tired of the $$ spend. Anyhow, had subpar massage, but my ending this time was very happy. BBBJCIM. Have experienced better performance, but this was a good ending to the massage. Performance skills 6/10, but I won't complain. Damage was. 07. Performer was prolly mid 40's. Nice looking about a 6/10. Same perfomer from a previous dream, this time went all the way. Performance was worth a return.[/QUOTE]I hear you. If I could find a provider who would do BBBJCIM in a clean safe location at a reasonable price and performance I would be a happy monger.

I'm tired of pimps, poor performance, phony pictures and most of all dirty locations. About to give up.

Went today made the appointment days ago. Arrived and still had to wait. Receptionist offered to do the massage saying, she was in training.

She said "take everything off" and lay down. I did and didn't cover with the towel. She kinda freaked so I covered. The massage was subpar and she used vasoline. I felt greasy and nasty.

No love, miniscule amount off teasing.

Afterwords stopped at eastern for a table shower to get the vasoline off of me.

Leela treated me right. Super friendly and quite pretty with excellent tits.

She was nice and accommodating and seemed to enjoy flirting. Had FIV and playd with the tits.

She really did me right so I tipped 60 afterwards. Morw then usual b7t s h e got the vasoline off and was so pleasant!

Lefty, I hope you publish that journal someday.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1833482]Not sure whats going on. Lately I've had this urge for legit massages. I suppose the rub and tug thing just doesn't do it. I really need to have a FS experience with an enthusiastic spinner that is responsive. Half the time when I go to a rub and tug I have erection issues. Then when I do get a nice hard one, I take forever to get off because I just don't feel it. Its all chemistry and comfort. The biggest buzzkill is the fucking doorbell ringing and then the sudden speed up so they can turn me loose. Its really worth it sometimes to drive to Libertyville where I have a trusted ATF who knows exactly what I like and the way I like it.

I see all the reports about some really nice experiences and just don't have the drive to check them out. The old me would be up in Port checking out the Sexy Mom. But you know how many Sexy Mom's just like her I've been to? Plenty. Middle aged, hippie sex addicts that hide behind the therapy apron. Or how may Chinese grannies that you would not look twice at in the sunlight?

I'm coming up on some milestones and would like to celebrate with something special. About to hit session 1, 000 with a provider. So far its take 342 providers to get there. Some with one session and one with 102. I've kept a detailed diary of each encounter down in the hobby room. When I go over them, I can still recall nearly each one of them. I'm probably the only guy in town who's been at nearly every notel on 27th. Scores of apartments, homes all over town. Oddly hardly any local AMPs. To me thats like eating at McDonalds, you can do that anywhere. Only when its the only game in town will I do that. Unless its a well known FS spa on vacation.

Other than AMP vacations I have almost exclusively been using my house because of performance issues. I just do better in my own home. I don't know how you SW guys do it in the car. I just can't do that. Plus no more SWs. Too many close calls with LEO, drugs, under-age. Same goes for BP. For now on its UTRs. I've done my share of neighbors, friends, business associates, realtors, divorce courts, waiting rooms, FaceBook divorcees. Those usually turn out badly, broken hearts, drama, and worst of all dating. I was banging my 63 year old widow neighbor and now she hates me because I fucked her but I won't go out on a date with her. After going to the Thai lady's house for years only to find out her husband was in the basement the whole time, well I'm not really into visiting incall locations. Believe me, I've done my share of stepping over sleeping kids, husband, boyfriends, people passed out, babies crying, you name it. Even landlords busting in to fix something. Tired of those calls at 2am from some broken down provider, gravely smokers voice "hey baby I'm in jail."

The urge to hunt is still there. While this dog is old, he can still hunt. But I wish there was a safe way to hunt, catch and release. Its fun to pick up SWs, but I just don't want to mess with them. Sure just turn them loose but easier said that done when the little head is with me. I've passed the crippled girl a few times and just kept going. She tugs at my heart. Last time I just gave her a ride home and $20. Kind of a conflict, because I feel if I don't take over to the house for some fun, her feelings will get hurt thinking I don't want her. Ahh the live of the monger.[/QUOTE]

Anybody tried this place yet?

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[QUOTE=ThickJake; 1838023]Anybody tried this place yet?

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[QUOTE=Magog;1838686]Two reports down.[/QUOTE]Your report does not indicate what place you were talking about. ThickJake had no idea it was the same place.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;1839104]Your report does not indicate what place you were talking about. ThickJake had no idea it was the same place.[/QUOTE]And I didn't either.

[QUOTE=ThickJake; 1838023]Anybody tried this place yet?

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-chinese-touch-massage-now-open/8816551[/url][/QUOTE]The SEARCH button is your friend. There was a post about it on the BP forum less than 24 hours ago.

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