Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dave992;4620937]Rockford guy here curious about nv. Googled and only came up with nv foot spa. This can't be it, right? Any help as to location is appreciated. PM if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Yup! That's it. It's on Galena rd.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4595925]If you have had recent luck at Farnsworth, I would really like to hear about it. I was a regular there for a while when Lisa worked there. After Lisa left I never really had any fun there and I stopped going. Not to mention the fact that Farnsworth is an absolute rundown dump. It's kind of like when you're in 7th grade and you have nowhere to go, so your girlfriend gives you a HJ in parents garage. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Hahahaha. Well it's an honor to be in the presence of the master himself. Man I scowered this thread back to like 2010 or so and your name is all over it! You've had some good and crazy times.

But I do enjoy this place. There isn't a whole lot of foot traffic. The past few times have been undisturbed massage which is always nice. I believe I have left a review or two in this thread about it. I wish they had a fuckin table shower. And then this place would be perfect.

I'm still waiting for someone to TOFTT on Helen on Farnsworth.

[QUOTE=Dave992;4620937]Rockford guy here curious about nv. Googled and only came up with nv foot spa. This can't be it, right? Any help as to location is appreciated. PM if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]That is the one with all the discussion there's also a NV spa in wheaton that I always leave happy.

[QUOTE=FranklySports;4621367]That is the one with all the discussion there's also a NV spa in wheaton that I always leave happy.[/QUOTE]Hmm. Never been to this place. Any younger providers or its all on the old side? L1 only or something more is possible? I am going to try and write about it as well.

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4621366]Hahahaha. Well it's an honor to be in the presence of the master himself. Man I scowered this thread back to like 2010 or so and your name is all over it! You've had some good and crazy times.

But I do enjoy this place. There isn't a whole lot of foot traffic. The past few times have been undisturbed massage which is always nice. I believe I have left a review or two in this thread about it. I wish they had a fuckin table shower. And then this place would be perfect.

I'm still waiting for someone to TOFTT on Helen on Farnsworth.[/QUOTE]You can see my post in this thread, #1623. Helen is completely legit and a waste of time. Not a place for Mongers. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;4621683]Hmm. Never been to this place. Any younger providers or its all on the old side? L1 only or something more is possible? I am going to try and write about it as well.[/QUOTE]See 2 that were 30 ish and 2 that were 40 ish. Never more than a excellent handshake.

Had my first dream at NV in Aurora last Monday. Walked in and was greeted by a petite girl probably early 40's, said her name was Kylie. I hadn't seen that name mentioned on an previous reviews so it gave me a little pause but figured I'd stick with what I normally do at these places and it hasn't failed me yet.

Paid her the $60 for the hour and placed $40 on the table for her clearly to see so she knew what the deal was.

I love the tables they have at this place. It's like some sort of tempurpedic memory foam type material so you sink into it. The tables are also heated and it was really cold that day so that felt nice. Her English was decent and we talked a bit early into the massage then it went to silence. About 5 minutes into it she was at the head of the table over my head leaning down going towards my lower region she brushed up against the boys and let out a "oh sorry" and I let her know it was all good.

From that point she performed a pretty decent massage and regularly teased throughout. They have that warming oil which is pretty nice. While still laying on my stomach she moved onto my lower body, both legs and then she sat in between my legs and am started to do my ass and then started working her hands underneath. I was pretty much at full mass laying down and she started slowly teasing and jerking my there, pretty awesome. She then went for the hot towel to get the oil off me. When the flip came she knew the deal but still teased me which he was great. We went into L1 without any discussion of money. When I went for access to the top she asked what I'd tip and I told her another $10 and she was fine with that. (I was going to throw her another $10 anyway. That's pretty much my policy anytime these girls go right for it without discussing tip, I'll always throw an extra 5 or 10 at them) She had some nice small Bs that I was free to touch and suck on. Her technique was good and she was really getting into it, moaning and licking / sucking my nips. All this lasted for about 10 minutes. Cleaned me up and there was still time left so she finished the remainder of the hour with massage.

Overall a great dream and I plan on trying some of the other talent there next time I dream.

Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.

Will follow up with a full report later on.

Be safe.

Hammer.

[QUOTE=RobertGou2;4625559]Had my first dream at NV in Aurora last Monday. Overall a great dream and I plan on trying some of the other talent there next time I dream.[/QUOTE]Recently had a massage from new younger gal. Great massage but strictly legit. She said she was afraid of trouble. Hope this is not a trend.

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4632016]Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.

Will follow up with a full report later on.

Be safe.

Hammer.[/QUOTE]Nothing like upping up your report numbers by reporting actually nothing but hey if it works.

Good luck on that dream and I look forward to hearing about some actual pussy.

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4632016]Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.

Will follow up with a full report later on.

Be safe.

Hammer.[/QUOTE]One of my personal rules is not to eat till after the massage.

[QUOTE=Tiger45;4632273]Recently had a massage from new younger gal. Great massage but strictly legit. She said she was afraid of trouble. Hope this is not a trend.[/QUOTE]Can I get a name so I know who to avoid?

Phew! Nice session with Anna. She's probably early 40's, attractive, petite and a whole lot of fun. I asked for a hard massage after having lifted weights yesterday and I was super sore. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch! Massage score 9/10.

The fun part started while I was on my front and Anna kneeling between my legs. I'm not going to provide a lot of detail, but probably one of the best deep prostate exams I've ever had. I flipped over, she disrobed for NE / SE exploration with some digital play and LFK. The L1 finish was very good.

Post play massage was just as good and went over a few minutes. As was laying there a thought came to that I've had this level of service before from a first time attendant, never to be repeated. I hope that's not the case with Anna and I'm definitely going to repeat. Doubtful that L2 / L3 is possible, but that examination was exemplar!

60/60.

Joe.

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4632016]Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.

Will follow up with a full report later on.

Be safe.

Hammer.[/QUOTE]Did you do the report?

I had a similar situation recently myself. I usually drink my cup of coffee in the morning, take my dump and take a shower, making sure there's no residuals. Then I'll drink some water and melt a couple of sildenafil under my tongue and head for the spa.

There must be some stimulant in sildenafil because more than once I felt the urge to crap on the way to the spa. I usually call ahead and they might say come now, so there may not be time to stop at the gas station. I usually take it before I leave the house I try to to give the sildenafil some time to work.

I when I get to the spa, I asked them to show me to the bathroom. I'll make sure take my time and clean properly with a wet nap or a wet paper towel.

So yeah oh, it's kind of embarrassing in a way but it's much better than having to get up in the middle of a massage and do it anyhow or uncomfortably trying to hold it in. Or worse yet farting when they walk on your back or something.

I think the girls appreciate it more did you take care of business there, than if you don't. Even if it takes you an additional 5 minutes to get to the table.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4635609]Did you do the report?

I had a similar situation recently myself. I usually drink my cup of coffee in the morning, take my dump and take a shower, making sure there's no residuals. Then I'll drink some water and melt a couple of sildenafil under my tongue and head for the spa.

There must be some stimulant in sildenafil because more than once I felt the urge to crap on the way to the spa. I usually call ahead and they might say come now, so there may not be time to stop at the gas station. I usually take it before I leave the house I try to to give the sildenafil some time to work.

I when I get to the spa, I asked them to show me to the bathroom. I'll make sure take my time and clean properly with a wet nap or a wet paper towel.

So yeah oh, it's kind of embarrassing in a way but it's much better than having to get up in the middle of a massage and do it anyhow or uncomfortably trying to hold it in. Or worse yet farting when they walk on your back or something.

I think the girls appreciate it more did you take care of business there, than if you don't. Even if it takes you an additional 5 minutes to get to the table.[/QUOTE]Some reports cannot be unseen, haha.

Didn't know you took Sildenafil before AMP visits. I've never tried that stuff, but might have helped me out a few times. It's not something I'd be comfortable asking my MD for, especially since Loudmonger JR. Still generally works.