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[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5455380]It is USUALLY piss. But I have encountered "gushing" quite frequently, not urine, but Skene's duct fluid. But I've only encountered squirting of jets in 3 woman. One is a totally UTR MILF in Philadelphia. I have films of her squirting Skene's fluid 3 to 4 feet in the air. She was, hands down, the award winner for distance squirt. And she could squirt while being inseminated.

In RI, there was Alex (cum4 alex), sperm-in-any-hole spinner, who could squirt Skene's fluid a few inches when you hit the right spot. I'm not sure if Alex is still active?

Then there was Candy, a nymphomaniac MILF in Vancouver, BC. She was multi-orgasmic and squirted thick 6-inch jets from each quite large and visible Skene's duct, almost continuosly while gettng cum-pumped. And she could drown you during DATY! I'm not sure if she's still around either, but here's her pictures.[/QUOTE]Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.

Some body best tell that to my ex from the late 1980's because sploooosh got damn.

[QUOTE=PeterJohnson;5456112]Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShootingBlanks;5456378]Some body best tell that to my ex from the late 1980's because sploooosh got damn.[/QUOTE]She offered to replace my mattress due to flooding. Super sweet taste too. Those days were a lot of fun.

I'm sure it wasn't five gallons, but it was a lot of not piss. Most studies done on a woman's sexuality suck, historically.

Men are historically pretty cucked tbh unfortunately too much will turner and james norington and and not enough jack sparrow or better yet barbosa oops I mean davey jones did I mention my ex is a squid lmao.

[QUOTE=DuhkGeorge;5456498]She offered to replace my mattress due to flooding. Super sweet taste too. Those days were a lot of fun.

I'm sure it wasn't five gallons, but it was a lot of not piss. Most studies done on a woman's sexuality suck, historically.[/QUOTE]

Anyone try this new girl that's been posting in Portland?

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[QUOTE=PeterJohnson;5456112]Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.[/QUOTE]As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of-science/amp[/URL]

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5456825]As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of-science/amp[/URL]

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.[/QUOTE]I've experienced both types. I looked down as I was flipping a barebacker over to finish her off in mish and could see her peeing as I was sticking it in. Clearly peeing. I also remember a couple where they were cumming and all of a sudden were really wet, but it wasn't watery, it was more lubricated feeling and just seemed to be all over, and I'll bet that was those Skene's emptying. But on porn? Thats pee pee guys, and its so lame.

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Do not hit this one up. Chloe. I am sure there are many stories. Alerts are crazy. Name change, copy and pasting Scarlett's posts. LOL.

I almost went for it when she started offering greek. It was a traphouse type incall so I drove on. I should have recognized that tyrone was texting me. You don't hear this a lot in the hobby but glad I pulled out early. LOL.

Be careful with these providers out here.

Check her before you pump her.

[QUOTE=PdxHobbiest;5456784]Anyone try this new girl that's been posting in Portland?

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-ready-now-car-date-hookup/258325148621[/URL][/QUOTE]I stopped reading as soon as I saw "I do ask for a deposit".

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15443332[/URL]

C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.

[QUOTE=Organiz;5462249][URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15443332[/URL]

C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.[/QUOTE]Hmm it looks like she pooped on some foil.

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5462261]Hmm it looks like she pooped on some foil.[/QUOTE]LOL! Thats funny. Seriously though what is that? Heroin?

[QUOTE=MilkyTears213;5462415]LOL! Thats funny. Seriously though what is that? Heroin?[/QUOTE]I think Tar Heroin but I'm not an expert. It could be an old burrito wrapper for all I know.

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5462503]I think Tar Heroin but I'm not an expert. It could be an old burrito wrapper for all I know.[/QUOTE]That would be. A LOT of heroin. Not personal consumption quantities. And there's really no common street drug that uses that much foil for anything. Plus, it looks like it's elevated (her foot is behind it in one photo) and the markings seem 2-d.

My guess. Weird art?

[QUOTE=Dave89;5462707]That would be. A LOT of heroin. Not personal consumption quantities. And there's really no common street drug that uses that much foil for anything. Plus, it looks like it's elevated (her foot is behind it in one photo) and the markings seem 2-d.

My guess. Weird art?[/QUOTE]No experience with MP site is it mostly scams asking for a deposit?

This one checks out on Tineye, any info on Melissa?

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15439598[/URL]