Too much nog this morning
Me thinks WM had too much nog this morning LOL (but of course I have already copied it and email to a few friends.
[QUOTE=Wingman Todd; 1104391]Got to share this!
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I got to go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a working girl.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A f*k ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'them here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying,"Take me home, Rudolph. This night's been a *"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!"
WM[/QUOTE]
Why things are! The way they are!
This post should be in the Street Action Forum, but since it really gives little info on where to, or how it is more about why.
If you read the post in areas like Philly and the post of CookyJar & Super. You can't help but to be jealous, and I am not talking in a bad way, but a way to say I wish I were there. Well, I do to, but read Cooky Jars post about "K" street and you will see they have the same problems as we do and more. Their area is 10Xs more dangerous than ours is, but everyday people walk its streets 24/7, so it ain't like Philly is a city full of SW's standing on the corners waiting to be picked up.
Cincinnati is just about the sameway. It is a "Hit & Miss" event everyday. Yes Philly has a greater selection, it is a much bigger City. And yes they seem to look much better than the SW we have on the streets here, but the drug problem is greater to thus well you know.
But here is the kicker. There are a lot of SW's here in this City, but they are big time uncover, and they are more conscience of them being discovered by family member who may not know. This is especially true of their parents, and their kids. So they tend to do it on the lowest key possible and still achieve their money or drug goals / needs.
I have found SW's out there that I am hard pressed to ever see again, and if they use fake names, I can forget it. Often when I see or pick them up again it is 3-4 months later, and they have changed their looks, so I don't remember them but they remember me. I change up cars so when they see me they don't always recognize my different car.
Many WSW are on the streets looking to get money for drug money while more BSW are out looking for bill paying money or extra money for weed, but not hard drugs. Now many WSW do the same, as Part-Time trickin, many but there are more BSW who are P / T trickin than regulars. That is the way it is here in this City. We have a fair share of cracked out BSW just look at Chasity & Pocahontas. Two very attractive cracked out hoes, and getting worse.
Most large cities have the same thing, the same problem, in the same ratio. There SW just aren't as afraid of their family members knowing since they are so much bigger and spread out. Our SW action especially WSW action is concentrated in only a few small areas. Even WSW from other areas & county's come to our streets for money. Only in Hamilton is there a real strip / area for SW action.
So don't be to disappointed in the selection, quality, quantity, and more of our area over other cities, because we have better more affordable prices / rates. If you are willing to pay a minimum street rate of 75-125 for FS and you can, and the SW's are not hard to find. Just read the post of LAX, Orange Cty, and more.
I read other forums and want to get mad about not having what they have, but keep reading on over time, and you will understand that we don't have it so bad. We do lack the two "Q's" but we don't have as much danger, rip-offs, robberies, pimps, and stoned out SW's to stoned to do anything. We don't even have as many Skanks. Compared we have far fewer skanks.
With the economy the way it is I am seeing a lot more very decent P / T SW's, and I am finding them in the oddest places. I can be very assertive when I need too, and I have made proposals to women who I never would have excepted to take me up on the offer. And I am talking about them just making an extra 30-40 bucks doing what they had been doing for free. Most are younger women, but a lot of older women and I mean over 30 are accepting a lot of offers. You just have to be assertive, and not worry about being embarrassed. Many will take your number and call you after a few days of thought. They always want 50-75 dollars, but after a little negotiations, settle on 40 buck, and after letting them know you will be back at least 2-3X's a week about 2-3 X's a month, then you can get them down to 30 buck, but you better be able to talk shyt.
Now this is the result of some long PM conversations, and cross-thoughts. So this is not just my thoughts but the thoughts of several forum members and some cross country members.
Just goes to show that "Oz Never did give nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn't already HAVE."
Posted in the Names, Words, & Thoughts of Many.
Mr. Boom is on point for this area.
Mr. Boom that is one very long report, but I have to agree with it. I have been to so many areas / cities that had SW action that was off the hook, and now after about 2-3 year of intense LE involvement, Casinos coming to town, and the unreligious / self-serving right wing taking over politics, then add for profit jails both public & private, and the street are empty and the jails are full. Accept for the rich criminals, the jails are full.
SW action in other cities is just as hard as it is here, and to find something decent, you will need to ride the strip with a regular resident scene, to direct you and to maximize your time. Every city is like that now. I can remember a time down on Cass street in Detroit, where they had a WSW brothel, in-which it was now uncommon to see cops of all kind pick-up or drop-off SW's right at the front gate. That happened all over Detroit, St. Louis / East St. L. Memphis, Nashville, DC, ATL, and more. Even the small cities had good traffic, and were a best kept secret. The "Q&Q" were not as good a the big city, but the cops didn't care as long as it stayed in 1-2 areas, and created no trouble. Back then even the pimps wanted you to be cool about creating attention to the area. Of course here we have pimps who ride bicycles. You have to laugh at that.
Mr. Boom you have a good point but it may not be as universal as we would all want. It is also a change in priority of any City Administration. If a City feels that SW action is not a priority, and limited to only certain spots which will be the poorest of areas. As long as it is the poor, drug users than no one cares until, rich kids get hooked, and their asses are being sold for drug money. That is the case now, and it mainly that use to be the middle class and the upper middle class. Now they no longer have the money to rehab their kids, and the law is locking them up for profit. Now it is important to have close LE support to completely prevent it, or try to.
I am extremely glad that the SW rate here is this city is what it is. If it got any higher than 30, it would destroy all action both seller and buyer. Of course there would still be both, but there would be a lot less buyers. Still the same amount of seller, but it would cause conflict, because there would be so few buyer. The price would eventually come back down, but it is a balanced system for now. It will always be a buyer market, but very few buys really understand that. Once they do, even the high rates of other cities will go down, and the quality may just have to go up to keep there clientele.
Ending with, we have very limited "Q & Q", so use your Dollars Wisely. Be Thirty!
