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[QUOTE=Dick Lipschitz]Gentlemen, I'm sure this isn't the best Jacksonville has to offer -- I've had great times elsewhere in town during my travels. I had read good things about Southside and Sha Sha, but this experience makes me question others' sanity. I know the rules, and I know how to play the game, and I'm polite and friendly, so I don't think it was something specific to me. I've never been as disappointed as I was yesterday. Can anyone share some insight?
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Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.[/QUOTE]

I'll have to trust you on that one, but I don't believe I'll take a chance on a good day coming around, either.

Just a reach, but is it possible, perhaps, that it's another girl using Sha Sha's good name? This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game. I have heard of the ol' switcheroo being pulled by jealous girls, but I figured these were mostly fairytales.

Cheers,
DL

By the way, Drew ... you're originally from Tampa, right? I seem to recall a poster with your name on the Tampa boards, where I hang out.

[QUOTE=Dick Lipschitz]This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game. [/QUOTE]

ShaSha is hardly a spinner. She is a K-Girl, tall - maybe 5'9" - and built like a brick shithouse. Great top and smooth bottom. I know she has a tramp stamp on her lower back but don't remember one on her shoulder (but I could be wrong here - help me out guys). All the spa girls tend to highlight their hair so that is not a good identifier.

Tampa? Yep. My old stomping grounds.

[QUOTE=Dick Lipschitz]I'll have to trust you on that one, but I don't believe I'll take a chance on a good day coming around, either.

Just a reach, but is it possible, perhaps, that it's another girl using Sha Sha's good name? This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game. I have heard of the ol' switcheroo being pulled by jealous girls, but I figured these were mostly fairytales.

Cheers,
DL

By the way, Drew ... you're originally from Tampa, right? I seem to recall a poster with your name on the Tampa boards, where I hang out.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, if you got a spinner, it wasn't Sha Sha. She's very tall, and very beautiful. She doesn't have any noticeable ugly tattoos, either.

[QUOTE=The Man007]Well take your chances there. I went today and was really dissapointed. TS the boys got no attention. I was starting to worry. Started massage and was covered tried to remove and she put back on. On the flip covered again and finished massage and she said goodbye. Tried to get the boys taken care of and that was a no go. Good Luck at One Therapy.[/QUOTE]Same experience for me and I was in on the 16th. LEO must be doing their best here. No nothing and the massage was half-hearted.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.[/QUOTE]

Sha Sha also has a very smooth, totally hairless, great tasting pussy. Does that help?

Sha sha definitely has tats. She's tall and lanky with long legs and very pretty face plus fake tits. If your girl was tall it was sha sha. I usually opt for the standard he and just pull her mini skirt up cuz she don't wear panties.

She does have a tendency to be mechanical, if she doesn't know you.

Ymmv how ya doin?

[QUOTE=Bonedry8]Can't speak highly enough about the auburn haired, petite, lovely lady that pampered me at Victoria Day Spa. She's magnificent. All over! Provided a HE that had me smiling for the next hour. What a chick! Have to agree with JaxFun about SS's #1. Yeah, nice looking but, in my opinion, a couple of cuts below this one at 5490 Normandy.[/QUOTE]
Personally, I will never go back there as long as Moon is the Mamasan. I was going to be on that side of town so I figured I would stop in for a little relaxing. Well I called ahead and actually made an appointment. Crazy move I know.

When I got there I rang the buzzer and waited for what seemed like forever... then Moon (yes I had been there 2 or 3 times before and I actually remembered her name) came to the door with that damned yapping dog. I told her that I was the one that made an appointment. She said in HORRIBLE English "Oh the girl gone, I told her you coming here but she gone now." I said well I can come back... she said "no, she no come back". I told her that anyone can do the massage as long as they know what they are doing. She said "no, no one here can do it."

Damn, I must be really ugly cause I don't think I look like LEO. It really hurts the self-esteem to get stood up by a AMP... LOL!!! that was about 6 months ago and I haven't been back!
YMMV
Max

I never had any bad experience with Sha-sha, in fact she gives a massage/service close to a PSE. I normally do an hour session and we usually use up the time and sometimes we exceed. I am actually thinking of having 2 girls massage me at the same time. Has anybody done this before?

[QUOTE=Mighty Max]Personally, I will never go back there as long as Moon is the Mamasan. I was going to be on that side of town so I figured I would stop in for a little relaxing. Well I called ahead and actually made an appointment. Crazy move I know.

When I got there I rang the buzzer and waited for what seemed like forever... then Moon (yes I had been there 2 or 3 times before and I actually remembered her name) came to the door with that damned yapping dog. I told her that I was the one that made an appointment. She said in HORRIBLE English "Oh the girl gone, I told her you coming here but she gone now." I said well I can come back... she said "no, she no come back". I told her that anyone can do the massage as long as they know what they are doing. She said "no, no one here can do it."

Damn, I must be really ugly cause I don't think I look like LEO. It really hurts the self-esteem to get stood up by a AMP... LOL!!! that was about 6 months ago and I haven't been back!
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Max, LEO has started calling the AMP's for appointments to make sure there is a provider there when they arrive. The AMP's are now apprehensive when someone who is not a regular shows up after an appointment call.

WOULD SOME OF YOU LEO'S OUT THERE LIKE TO CONFIRM THIS FOR US?

A visitor in your fair town, I went to SS yesterday on the advice of a friend and senior member here. Sadly, they were busy and it dissappointed.

Sha Sha would not let me stay for an hour, only a half hour. She was quiet to me at first, but we spoke after the festivities. Turns our she used to live very close to my home town.

I would say I can see that a session there would be good if they were not busy, but I felt shorted for the money I spent during the twenty-five minutes I was there.

Any of you guys ever get to the DC area, PM and I can direct you to a much better spa.

Adios.

Thanks, everyone, for the information. By most accounts, it seems I did meet Sha Sha so I'll have to conclude that it was an off-day, although it appears Ginger Man came away with the same feeling I did. No matter ... I don't think I'll be back to Southside if things run hot and cold that way.

I probably was inaccurate when I described her as a spinner ... I'm built like an offensive lineman, so anyone under 180 pounds is a spinner to me. (Just kidding. Mostly.)

My massage technician was tall (relatively speaking), lithe body, very nice up top, with smooth, fresh parts down below. But the tattoos were the coup de grace -- I hate 'em, and she had 'em. A huge one on her left shoulder (a butterfly or maybe a tropical bird), a tramp stamp, and then some kind of ivy design on her left leg and foot, which absolutely killed me because I am a foot guy. (Yeah, so what? Wanna make something of it? :) ) I didn't notice it until too late because she was already wearing the shower boots when we were introduced. So that also added to the disappointment, needless to say.

I'm glad she offers the locals a good time, though. Can't beat the sure thing when you can find it.

Cheers,
DL

The tattoo her left shoulder is a Pegasus.

[QUOTE=Dick Lipschitz]Thanks, everyone, for the information. By most accounts, it seems I did meet Sha Sha so I'll have to conclude that it was an off-day, although it appears Ginger Man came away with the same feeling I did. No matter ... I don't think I'll be back to Southside if things run hot and cold that way.

I probably was inaccurate when I described her as a spinner ... I'm built like an offensive lineman, so anyone under 180 pounds is a spinner to me. (Just kidding. Mostly.)

My massage technician was tall (relatively speaking), lithe body, very nice up top, with smooth, fresh parts down below. But the tattoos were the coup de grace -- I hate 'em, and she had 'em. A huge one on her left shoulder (a butterfly or maybe a tropical bird), a tramp stamp, and then some kind of ivy design on her left leg and foot, which absolutely killed me because I am a foot guy. (Yeah, so what? Wanna make something of it? :) ) I didn't notice it until too late because she was already wearing the shower boots when we were introduced. So that also added to the disappointment, needless to say.

I'm glad she offers the locals a good time, though. Can't beat the sure thing when you can find it.

Cheers,

DL[/QUOTE]

Ahh, so that's her name. Just like you I won't be paying them another visit. I stopped by a couple of weeks ago and she looked at me like I was some kind of alien and turned me away. And I look nothing like a LEO.

[QUOTE=Mighty Max]Personally, I will never go back there as long as Moon is the Mamasan. I was going to be on that side of town so I figured I would stop in for a little relaxing. Well I called ahead and actually made an appointment. Crazy move I know.

When I got there I rang the buzzer and waited for what seemed like forever... then Moon (yes I had been there 2 or 3 times before and I actually remembered her name) came to the door with that damned yapping dog. I told her that I was the one that made an appointment. She said in HORRIBLE English "Oh the girl gone, I told her you coming here but she gone now." I said well I can come back... she said "no, she no come back". I told her that anyone can do the massage as long as they know what they are doing. She said "no, no one here can do it."

Damn, I must be really ugly cause I don't think I look like LEO. It really hurts the self-esteem to get stood up by a AMP... LOL!!! that was about 6 months ago and I haven't been back!

YMMV

Max[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Revoc]Ahh, so that's her name. Just like you I won't be paying them another visit. I stopped by a couple of weeks ago and she looked at me like I was some kind of alien and turned me away. And I look nothing like a LEO.[/QUOTE]
And I had been there several times. It really pissed me off to know that I had driven all that way and to get treated that way.
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