Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6759154]I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ([blue]Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin[/blue]) for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing [u]racial epithets[/u].

Please be advised that Forum Members who succeed in having three or more of their reports deleted for personal attacks, racial epithets or other derogatory comments, will be banned under the Forum's Serial Antagonist Policy.[/blue][/QUOTE]Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.

[QUOTE=Juma29;6764814]Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.[/QUOTE]Well it couldn't have been mine as I got neutered and got no bullets left in any chamber LOL. Her body is perfect and will be hard to see it get fatter and bigger in the next 8 months. Let's just hope she bounces back to her skinny firm fighting weight. Nothing destroys a girlish figure like cloning. I am so not into Mom bods LOL.

[QUOTE=SoCalBrownBear;6738134]Saw her a couple of weeks ago when she was in oc. Nice hotel by Mickey. Girl is amazing. GFE for sure. Just a sweet girl. Like I would never expect a girl like that to do this for a living. Pretty face, nice body, beautiful ass. Especially when going doggie on it. Awesome service BBBJ on point, nothing out of this world but got the job done. Girl was punctual clean just a good time. Donated 180 for the half. Def going to repeat with her.[/QUOTE]I've seen her too and yeah she's great. She's added quite a few more tattoos than when I first saw her, but her service has remained the same. She has a hot alternative look but looks so innocent. Great kissing, BBBJ as long as you want, likes BLS. Fucks back in doggy and makes all the right noises. Saw she includes Greek now in HR sessions so will definitely take her up on that next time she's in town.

Honestly had a good time with all the baby crew Aurora is amazing too, even bengallilove when she was back with them was full GFE and nothing like other reports here (must've gotten jaded over time) Worst was Kitiee, seemed out of it the whole time and she smelled like pee, it was really bad.

Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?

[QUOTE=RobertRock3;6770594]Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?[/QUOTE]Uhhhh, can ya not log in and search here?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/search/people/?new=1[/URL]

[QUOTE=SoCalBrownBear;6763518]Saw a post about her on one of these threads a few days ago. Can confirm it's a catfish type. Pics look good but when you see her in person it leaves a lot to be desired. Sometimes you get a girl that doesn't look like her pics. But she makes up for it in the service side this one did not barely any BJ. Camel slide which is one of my favs was pretty bad. It was more like a slide on her right than her pussy. Service was pretty bad, even jr started to go limp. Finally just finished on her tits even that took some convincing. Just too many rules after the disappointment of the looks. Would not recommend this girl. Find another to pass the time. Her details go "GFE, daty, dato, cfs, lfk, dfk, Deep Throat BBBJ, Spitting Choking. Fiv, fia cot, coa, Covered camel, uncovered camel Russian, Italian roll play, bdsm, atm, ptm, Rimming, Greek is extra.

Any other request or extras I am open to just ask and we can work it out.[/QUOTE]Bro, I posted clear as day. She's a BIG B1tch. Like Aaron Donand big.

[QUOTE=GuysTT2;6770861]Bro, I posted clear as day. She's a BIG B1tch. Like Aaron Donand big.[/QUOTE]Yes sir. I actually saw her back in August. Kind of new to this site. Just wanted to back up your experience. If anything my bad for not posting the review earlier and save you the trouble.

I saw a few bursts back and she was great. Had a little bit of a tummy but looks were as advertised. What changed with her looks, she get bigger or look more weathered.

[QUOTE=SoCalBrownBear;6752705]Saw her a couple weeks back. Pretty good time. Easy on the wallet. Pics weren't really what I got in person haha. But this girl does work. Her BBBJ was pretty spot on, multiple pos, really chill female. Good vibe clean hotel. On the finish did CIM swallow is not on the menu. But when I finished she took mine down like a champ. Def recommend for a good time. This is what her details are.

BBBJ cim dt.

Facefucking.

Cock worship.

Daty dato.

Fiv dfk cfs.

120/15 m BJ cim only..[/QUOTE]

There is this woman I want to see but she will only take a level 2 and I am a level zero. I am new to it so how can I get to a level 2?

[QUOTE=MikeDago;6774589]There is this woman I want to see but she will only take a level 2 and I am a level zero. I am new to it so how can I get to a level 2?[/QUOTE]Are you a member of the noobies club there? Ratings come up from time to time, and no one seems to know the 'secret sauce' behind their rating algorithm.

Strike one is that you are new there, I would think part of their formula is how long you have been a member, but a bigger part no doubt is network. Go see as many high level gals as you can & get them to rate you. You go see a bunch of level 5 gals, I would think that counts more than seeing the same number of level 0 or 1 girls.

For the short term, you might be out of luck unless she can verify another way (personal, verifiable info few of us want to provide).

Best of luck!

[QUOTE=Taws6;6774670]Are you a member of the noobies club there? Ratings come up from time to time, and no one seems to know the 'secret sauce' behind their rating algorithm.

Strike one is that you are new there, I would think part of their formula is how long you have been a member, but a bigger part no doubt is network. Go see as many high level gals as you can & get them to rate you. You go see a bunch of level 5 gals, I would think that counts more than seeing the same number of level 0 or 1 girls.

For the short term, you might be out of luck unless she can verify another way (personal, verifiable info few of us want to provide).

Best of luck![/QUOTE]I am a member of noobs and have been on HP for over 2 years. Where I live we don't use it but I do when visiting California. I have had no reviews in either direction (I am guessing that is my huge error) I will start. Thank you!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lydia99[/URL]

Lydia is a young very friendly Southeast Asian girl, tall, very pretty, slender upper body but got a big booty. Nice man-made tits, felt real. Service was good, BBBJ, lfk (if you are good looking, you might get dfk from her too), no rush. I've seen her a few times before under a different name, and highly recommend.

BTW, she's not the girl in the pics, but similar in that she's tall and very pretty.

[QUOTE=Member#2210;6779056][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lydia99[/URL]

Lydia is a young very friendly Southeast Asian girl, tall, very pretty, slender upper body but got a big booty. Nice man-made tits, felt real. Service was good, BBBJ, lfk (if you are good looking, you might get dfk from her too), no rush. I've seen her a few times before under a different name, and highly recommend.

BTW, she's not the girl in the pics, but similar in that she's tall and very pretty.[/QUOTE]What was her other name? The menu she sent me says "come inside body. " I assume that means BBFS cip?

[QUOTE=MaxMonster;6740154]Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.[/QUOTE]Bumping for posterity and see if anyone has seen her.

Def recommend this girl. Seen her a few times since she joined HX. Stays in nice hotels. Good service, has been good on time. No rush on the service. Beautiful curvy body. Those tits are a nice handful.