Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;6084751]She lied, the TS wasnt broken. They don't have a TS. I've been there several times and I know a girl who used to work there. They don't have a TS.[/QUOTE]Actually, I was there about a year ago and had a table shower. It wasn't very sturdy. Plastic w / skinny legs. So broken makes sense (especially if it was abused by some fat mongers like me).

Relax and Rainbow both have decent TS facilites (at least for FXBG) - if I'm really looking for a great TS I'll head to NoVA.

BSOT.

Stoop.

[QUOTE=StoopDown;6090373]Actually, I was there about a year ago and had a table shower. It wasn't very sturdy. Plastic w / skinny legs. So broken makes sense (especially if it was abused by some fat mongers like me).

Relax and Rainbow both have decent TS facilites (at least for FXBG) - if I'm really looking for a great TS I'll head to NoVA.

BSOT.

Stoop.[/QUOTE]Cici Oriental and 5 mile Center have the best TS for me. The new K-girls operating 5 mile Center are great.

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;6090470]Cici Oriental and 5 mile Center have the best TS for me. The new K-girls operating 5 mile Center are great.[/QUOTE]Are they doing HE's? Last time I was there it was DIY.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;6091016]Are they doing HE's? Last time I was there it was DIY.[/QUOTE]Yes, new owners are K girls.

[QUOTE=StoopDown;6090373]Actually, I was there about a year ago and had a table shower. It wasn't very sturdy. Plastic w / skinny legs. So broken makes sense (especially if it was abused by some fat mongers like me).

Relax and Rainbow both have decent TS facilites (at least for FXBG) - if I'm really looking for a great TS I'll head to NoVA.

BSOT.

Stoop.[/QUOTE]Allure, Sakura, Oriental and Cici all have table showers as well.

My back was sore so I checked out Thai since recent reports here are few to none, called ahead and got a woman in her late 30's that arrived 2 minutes after I did, I'm assuming she lives close by. She had a pretty face but nothing else, paid for the HH since it was close to close and after 4 minutes of light touching she tells me to flip and a menu opens. I tell her I came here only with $ and she says fine, starts with CBJ then hops on top for a second until she gets tired and says finish doggy. Bag filled, she cleans me up and I'm On my way. Left satisfied but my back was still sore so do with this information as you please.

Good to know been looking for one who will do CBJ.

[QUOTE=TorettosFamily;6093635]My back was sore so I checked out Thai since recent reports here are few to none, called ahead and got a woman in her late 30's that arrived 2 minutes after I did, I'm assuming she lives close by. She had a pretty face but nothing else, paid for the HH since it was close to close and after 4 minutes of light touching she tells me to flip and a menu opens. I tell her I came here only with $ and she says fine, starts with CBJ then hops on top for a second until she gets tired and says finish doggy. Bag filled, she cleans me up and I'm On my way. Left satisfied but my back was still sore so do with this information as you please.[/QUOTE]

Went back to KG off of 301 near the bridge. Older woman about 50 plus was about to turn away but wanted a massage only which was 40 for HH. Was a decent massage. She told me to flipped and did the HE motion I told no thanks and dipped. I was expecting the late 30's woman this time to get more but was disappointed.

[QUOTE=TonyRinger;6096790]Went back to KG off of 301 near the bridge. Older woman about 50 plus was about to turn away but wanted a massage only which was 40 for HH. Was a decent massage. She told me to flipped and did the HE motion I told no thanks and dipped. I was expecting the late 30's woman this time to get more but was disappointed.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the Intel. I've been wondering about that place glad to know it is not worth the drive.

So, I ended up trying out the relaxation house (batteries+ place). Ended up w / Anna. Half way decent massage which started out with some rubbing of the back. Asked her to go deeper so I could really feel it. After a few minutes she stood up and started walking on my back. A few snap, crackle, and pops helped release the tension. Back to the massage. Pretty standard after that point and I could tell she has had a little bit of training as she used her elbows and what not. She allowed a little roaming of hands and light touching but absolutely no chance of getting anything more. On the flip, no negotiation but she went straight for the standard finish. It ended up. 7 to the house and. 6 to the masseuse. No complaints and may go back if I am in the mood.

Yep they haven't been open for the past week. Was a listing saying new girl but went over there twice and called. Closed. Most likely the old lady who runs it is out of town or the other women who I liked the first time isn't available. This place isn't worth it at all.

[QUOTE=Cbsbb;6100201]Thanks for the Intel. I've been wondering about that place glad to know it is not worth the drive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WilliamsJJ703;6105070]So, I ended up trying out the relaxation house (batteries+ place). Ended up w / Anna. Half way decent massage which started out with some rubbing of the back. Asked her to go deeper so I could really feel it. After a few minutes she stood up and started walking on my back. A few snap, crackle, and pops helped release the tension. Back to the massage. Pretty standard after that point and I could tell she has had a little bit of training as she used her elbows and what not. She allowed a little roaming of hands and light touching but absolutely no chance of getting anything more. On the flip, no negotiation but she went straight for the standard finish. It ended up. 7 to the house and. 6 to the masseuse. No complaints and may go back if I am in the mood.[/QUOTE]I find that to be a good place for a usually decent massage and standard NOVA ending. I usually find either poor massage with full menu or really good massage with no or few extras so Relax is closest imo to best of both worlds to a degree.

Went by here last Monday, and asked "door clerk" if younger woman was working, and she said new girl was coming next day. So I texted her next day, and she said new girl was there. Got there and paid for hour fee. Got undressed, and in comes a much older "therapist" to my disappointment. I was going to walk, but figured maybe I would get a decent massage. Massage only lasted 15 minutes, and she told me to "flip". She oils up junior, and although the head on my shoulders was saying no, the other head needed some relief. She starts with "one sixty", and I said no I am going to leave, and went down to "one twenty". To my shock she hands me the cover to put on, and then just lays on the bed. No CBJ, no nothing, just mount. Needless to say, I suggest everyone stay away, unless you want to throw away your hard earned money.

Tl; dr, you can get CBJ for probably 100.

I had occasion to crack a nut, and not much time to do it, so I stopped by Spring massage by the Valero. Last experience there was lackluster, but hearing that there were new staff there, I thought I'd give it another go.

I only had a half hour, greeter asked if I had an appointment. I always find that an odd question in a place that's completely empty. No, is that alright? Half hour please. I ask for a TS, which she balks at. But I really like them, ok TS one second. I get comfy, she comes back, ok TS with a good bit of teasing. She's pretty, nice smooth skin.

We make it back to the room. Face down for 5 minutes of vaguely therapeutic rubbing. Turn over, pretty much straight to it. She makes the BJ motion, 120? Pretty aggressive opening bid. I've gotten FS for that much. I politely decline, she counters with 100. At this point I'm wondering what the heck a standard handy is going to set me back. I foolishly ask what the heck a HJ is going for, and she says I can decide when its done. Heh, fair enough. A little UTC raoming. Halfway through the stroking she asks if I like boom boom. Heck yes, how much? No boom boom. Sheesh.

Personally, I find that when someone throws out that high of an opening bid, it's not going to be worth it. In the end the handy was ok. Cold pizza, never really bad. Hot towel, and some extra half-hearted scalp massage. Ok, all done. I look up at the clock, and it's maybe 23 minutes in. Whatever, I got what I came in for. Tipped 40, bounced.

Rt 17 really nice but on higher end of prices. Decent massage overall and full nude BR with lots of enthusiasm and roaming was encouraged along with standard HE.

Been to HandW twice because it's easily the best massage. No TS but a self serve shower is avail. Both times a different but attractive 35-45 yr old masseuse with nice petite bodies. Saw several there on last visit and all attractive (not HOT but better than average) On the flip they just go for the HE and upon completion go into head arms and foot massage. Really nice experience overall. They have gladly accepted the tip I've given and never pushed for more or attempted a negotiation. I assume no FS offered. Left very satisfied both times and tipped. 5.