Double creampie still an option but let's do it right.
Ok, things went awry at the last minute. Had my "first string" guys and my guys on standby but things didn't materialize. Without going into detail, this has happened once a few years back and I think I've learned that we should go into this a bit more gradually so here's what I propose.
We get the whole lot of horny mofos together for a few rounds at a local bar. We take the edge off, exchange a few stories, and get comfortable with the situation. If one or more picks up a skank at the bar, all the better, if she wants to have a bunch of dirtbags pile on top of her (fat chance) it'll be one for the archives.
Then we head down the street to this fat chick I know. No zits, good skin, decent face, but out of shape. Redhead who'll take a multiple creampie. Some of the guys will do it, the others can watch just to get comfortable. No $ involved here, just a good 'ole hoe down.
Then we can make the decision on whether we want to embark on the same proposal as outlined below.
Sound like a winner?