Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3264106]Had a sucky experience. Went in there around 4:30 on a Wednesday. Mediocre massage, no offer of anything. Luckily I only did a half hour so I don't even know if she ended it early as they usually do, but not going back. They charge 50 for half hour, not 40 as they advertise.

Girl wasnt bad looking, but nothing good about it at all. at the end, i tipped her 10 bucks, and one thing i found weird about it is she left the room and told the girl i tipped 10.

Also no privacy in that place as other people stated.[/QUOTE]Been a while since I've stopped in Shanghai but the pickin's have been getting slimmer and slimmer, sometimes you take another shot and sometimes you regret it. It was almost 9 pm and a drive by of 52nd showed they were closed.

I didn't love this place on my first visit a year ago, especially the negotiations at the flip. In retrospect, at least there WAS a flip.

This time there, I saw somebody new. She took my door fee and walked away= When I started to follow her, she stopped me and tried to explain there was a "10 minute wait". Don't you hate that, when they've already taken your money?

Of course it was actually 35 minutes. Should have been twenty, so Thank You, Mr Monger Before Me, for asking for 15 extra minutes, despite knowing I was waiting.

Speaking of loud mongers in that place- I can't think of another place that has any worse acoustics than that place. You can hear every single thing in the next room, and hear every single thing that is said by the front door.

Once it was my turn for the sub-par-no-happy-ending massage, we were interrupted time and time again, by mongers showing up announced, asking waaaay too many questions in very inappropriately loud voices that carry. Stupidass dipshit questions too.

Don't be that guy. Everybody hates that guy. That guy is the Scourge of the Mongering Earth. Some of you here, might BE that guy. Don't Be That Guy.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3285350]Been a while since I've stopped in Shanghai but the pickin's have been getting slimmer and slimmer, sometimes you take another shot and sometimes you regret it. It was almost 9 pm and a drive by of 52nd showed they were closed.

I didn't love this place on my first visit a year ago, especially the negotiations at the flip. In retrospect, at least there WAS a flip.

This time there, I saw somebody new. She took my door fee and walked away= When I started to follow her, she stopped me and tried to explain there was a "10 minute wait". Don't you hate that, when they've already taken your money?

Of course it was actually 35 minutes. Should have been twenty, so Thank You, Mr Monger Before Me, for asking for 15 extra minutes, despite knowing I was waiting.

Speaking of loud mongers in that place- I can't think of another place that has any worse acoustics than that place. You can hear every single thing in the next room, and hear every single thing that is said by the front door.

Once it was my turn for the sub-par-no-happy-ending massage, we were interrupted time and time again, by mongers showing up announced, asking waaaay too many questions in very inappropriately loud voices that carry. Stupidass dipshit questions too.

Don't be that guy. Everybody hates that guy. That guy is the Scourge of the Mongering Earth. Some of you here, might BE that guy. Don't Be That Guy.[/QUOTE]

You're right, when someone is upfront it's broadcasted loudly to the back. When I was getting my massage a loud talking guy came in there and spent almost 7 minutes asking about everything, asking how many people are working there, how much for every single thing they do. He was whining about the price of everything down to the foot massage and was trying to talk her down for each thing.

Then he asked if they take credit card and kept trying to get her to take credit card. He left, of course.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3283556]I saw the other one that I had fun with before poke her head out. I think she let ugly take me because she's not making any money. What she should do is at least teach her to massage. They should ship this one back to China.[/QUOTE]I used to take an hour drive to this place almost once a week. Now I wouldn't walk across the street to get to it. I've had fun with the other girl, Coco. The last two times I saw her she was just okay. I still shiver every time I think about the ugly girl with acne. I can't believe I let the little head win the battle again.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3285582]You're right, when someone is upfront it's broadcasted loudly to the back. When I was getting my massage a loud talking guy came in there and spent almost 7 minutes asking about everything, asking how many people are working there, how much for every single thing they do. He was whining about the price of everything down to the foot massage and was trying to talk her down for each thing.

Then he asked if they take credit card and kept trying to get her to take credit card. He left, of course.[/QUOTE]I've only been to this place once. It has to be the least private place I've ever been to. If I remember correctly they have curtains for doors and the walls don't reach the ceiling. Everything can be heard.

Mr. Loudmouth seems to follow me everywhere. It never fails when I'm getting my massage. Some jackass walks in talking loud and asking a ton of questions. How much? What kind of massage? What are your hours? Why keep asking questions when there is an obvious language barrier. And talking louder will not make her understand English any better.

Went to peony at about 10 am. Business was banging so kept getting interrupted.
Really great massage with hot stones and hot oil. My time wasnt cut short and she did a good job of cleaning the oil off unlike a lot of them.

I recommend for a good massage and nothing else on the table. Had a chubby chick with a rose tat on her arm.

[QUOTE=Axel6;3275958]Never saw any follow up to this post but wanted to report on my visit. Contacted her and asked her rates and photo. Looked like a pretty hot blonde but was a face pic. We arranged to meet at her location which was an office in a mixed use apartment complex in twin lakes. I met her after some back and forth over time. It's a pretty nice setup and discreet. I think an insurance office is across the hall, but the guy was on the phone the whole time I waited. The office has a waiting area and a separate room with a table. She's a bigger gal around 40 which explains why she sent a face pic but she has a nice rack. She also offers a dry sauna which I didn't do. I got ready and laid down until she came in. No draping was offered and none was needed. She told me up front that I'd leave happy. I was dying to know if more was on the menu. She gave a very good massage and on the flip she offered a scalp massage then went to work zeroing in on the target. I asked about taking her top off but only went halfway. Generous roaming was allowed but I'm not sure if the menu expands. I will likely repeat because the massage was really good and would like to see more. Damage. 85.[/QUOTE]I saw her about a month ago with pretty much the same experience. She has a nice rack, nice healthy nipples too. I tried a couple of times to do a follow up but she seems to be hard to schedule in the evenings. I thought I was set the last time then she flaked out on me ended up going to Lake Villa. I might give her another shot, we'll see.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;3286509]I saw her about a month ago with pretty much the same experience. She has a nice rack, nice healthy nipples too. I tried a couple of times to do a follow up but she seems to be hard to schedule in the evenings. I thought I was set the last time then she flaked out on me ended up going to Lake Villa. I might give her another shot, we'll see.[/QUOTE]Nice rack indeed but bigger body which is why she only sends face pics. She is a flaky person all of the time. Nights would be tough or even not an option since she has kids at home.

Could you either post a link to her ad or pm me contact info please I would like to give her a shot.

[QUOTE=Miltown;3286951]Nice rack indeed but bigger body which is why she only sends face pics. She is a flaky person all of the time. Nights would be tough or even not an option since she has kids at home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldHornDog;3287202]Could you either post a link to her ad or pm me contact info please I would like to give her a shot.[/QUOTE]Her link is down. I have a phone number but I guess she doesn't acknowledge calls. She periodically posts on CL. I have her address if you want to PM me.

[URL]https://racine.craigslist.org/thp/6023555653.html[/URL]

Wasn't sure if anyone reviewed this one.

Friendly, older chubby Chinese MT.

Good, solid strong massage.

My one complaint is she Teased, then pushed Self Service. She No Touch.

I'd probably return just for a good legit massage, but don't want the teasing / self service. I either want a non-happy therapeutic massage, or I want a very-happy massage. Not a fan of these half-ass hybrid places.

Just give it to me, or don't.

Anyone tried out the new asian apt in kenosha at super 8? I got some good info from her on phone but this weather is cooperating. Pm if you have tried. I will toftt wed or Friday otherwise.

Stopped in recently, great massage! Self service was offered but was completely relaxed by the great massage. The last time I was there young cute girls this time older ladies. Will repeat just for the massage, even wen't 10 min over!

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;3307135]Anyone tried out the new asian apt in kenosha at super 8? I got some good info from her on phone but this weather is cooperating. Pm if you have tried. I will toftt wed or Friday otherwise.[/QUOTE]Anyone? This forum is only what we make it folks.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;3307135]Anyone tried out the new asian apt in kenosha at super 8? I will toftt wed or Friday otherwise.[/QUOTE]How did it go?

I visited Asian. Not an apartment. Super 8. Not young either but that didn't stop me from enjoying her.

I won't pay asking price for older asian. Offer 40 less and you will still get admission for 1 hour. BBBJ, FIV, DFK, Covered FS.

Made her actually moan and cum before I unloaded. She was then willing to suck the rest of my cum and swallow for ten extra.

Damages were 1 30.

Stopped by 52nd last week to see if Coco, Bella or Tina were there and was met by an older lady who showed me to the room and said wait 5 minutes. Wouldn't you know it, in walks the girl with glasses so wanting a massage anyway I decided to give it up and stay for 30 minutes. She was talkative, understands English pretty well and did pretty good with the massage but I think she lacks experience. When she tried other things I could tell it wasn't going to happen due to her lack of experience but I did leave her a tip anyway.

Will not repeat.

AJ.

Finally visited this place even after the reviews of SS. I got to say, I have never had this much teasing with no ending ever. Even laying across the table rubbing her chest in my face and encouraging me to grab her. She rubbed Jr but then started with the Self serve. I won't do that and she seemed almost angry! She snarled at me and even kinda mocked me when I laughed! I saw a couple much cuter than her when I left but for that amount of play and teasing with nothing else offered, I can't go back. I prefer the little cutie in Winthrop harbor. No finish yet but at least a great massage.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;3317243]Finally visited this place even after the reviews of SS. I got to say, I have never had this much teasing with no ending ever. Even laying across the table rubbing her chest in my face and encouraging me to grab her. She rubbed Jr but then started with the Self serve. I won't do that and she seemed almost angry! She snarled at me and even kinda mocked me when I laughed! I saw a couple much cuter than her when I left but for that amount of play and teasing with nothing else offered, I can't go back. I prefer the little cutie in Winthrop harbor. No finish yet but at least a great massage.[/QUOTE]If she starts mocking you and making fun of you I wouldn't even leave a tip. There is no reason for acting like that to a paying customer. Best to never return.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3315570]Stopped by 52nd last week to see if Coco, Bella or Tina were there and was met by an older lady who showed me to the room and said wait 5 minutes. Wouldn't you know it, in walks the girl with glasses so wanting a massage anyway I decided to give it up and stay for 30 minutes. She was talkative, understands English pretty well and did pretty good with the massage but I think she lacks experience. When she tried other things I could tell it wasn't going to happen due to her lack of experience but I did leave her a tip anyway.

Will not repeat.

AJ.[/QUOTE]That ugly pjmplefaced chick is the thing of my nightmares.

Horrible weird massage too. Its like she knows nothing at all.

Left happy. I think you have to pay for a whole hour to get decent service.

The girls there are better looking than at other keno spas and a tad younger.

Massage wasnt good but wasnt bad. At the ending it was okay but limited touching.

60/60.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3329812]Left happy. I think you have to pay for a whole hour to get decent service.

The girls there are better looking than at other keno spas and a tad younger.

Massage wasnt good but wasnt bad. At the ending it was okay but limited touching.

60/60.[/QUOTE]You definitely had a better time than I did! My last visit was so bad I had to share with the class.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3341814]You definitely had a better time than I did! My last visit was so bad I had to share with the class.[/QUOTE]I think it has to do with the time of day you go in and you have to get an hour.

Also I was the only one getting a massage. One note is they are dirty there. They don't change the linens on the bed. So, your dick and ass are touching where the guy before you did, and so forth (makes me worry about lice).
She wasnt expecting a tip either from her reaction.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3342378]I think it has to do with the time of day you go in and you have to get an hour.

Also I was the only one getting a massage. One note is they are dirty there. They don't change the linens on the bed. So, your dick and ass are touching where the guy before you did, and so forth (makes me worry about lice).
She wasnt expecting a tip either from her reaction.[/QUOTE]Ewww, gross! Didn't realize they don't change the linens, that's nasty. I went late at night, perhaps at 9, and had to wait. Once it was my turn, then of course another loud voice Dumbass Psuedeo Monger came in and asks way too many questions and talked loudly throughout his massage. There's virtually zero privacy at this joint.

I always go for the hour regardless of where I go since I do actually want a massage. It does peeve me however, when I go to joints like Heaven in waukegan where they short you by 20-30 minutes.

I've been there a total of 4 times now. The first 2 times a had an older short MT, the last 2 times a taller middle aged MT. The taller lady definitely gives a better massage, and is better on the flip. The last time she lived her shirt up for me. Can anyone tell me if they'll let you go all the way there? And if they do how to bring that up.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe88;3342684]I've been there a total of 4 times now. The first 2 times a had an older short MT, the last 2 times a taller middle aged MT. The taller lady definitely gives a better massage, and is better on the flip. The last time she lived her shirt up for me. Can anyone tell me if they'll let you go all the way there? And if they do how to bring that up.[/QUOTE]With Tina and Bella yes after you know them for awhile but I don't think they are there now. Tina may come back from LA, not sure. Coco not so much but if she knows and likes you it can be available. Sophia you wouldn't want to anyway so don't even go there.

The tall girl I have no idea who she is and have never seen what I would consider a tall girl there.

Always get names. It helps us understand who you are talking about.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3343888]With Tina and Bella yes after you know them for awhile but I don't think they are there now. Tina may come back from LA, not sure. Coco not so much but if she knows and likes you it can be available. Sophia you wouldn't want to anyway so don't even go there.

The tall girl I have no idea who she is and have never seen what I would consider a tall girl there.

Always get names. It helps us understand who you are talking about.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Is coco the short older one?

[QUOTE=JohnDoe88;3344931]Is coco the short older one?[/QUOTE]I would say Coco is more middle age (mid 40's?) than old and is maybe 5'1 or 5'2.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3345169]I would say Coco is more middle age (mid 40's?) than old and is maybe 5'1 or 5'2.

AJ.[/QUOTE]The other one I'd say is about 5'6 mid 40's with bigger pups than CoCo.

Since Bella left it's just not the same. It was my go to place, and she always gave 5 star service and never once disappointed. I guessing there are quite a few mongers out there like myself. My reports are down because there is no longer quality like that in this area. I have visited some of other AMPs but no sense reporting something that has already been reported numerous times. Lately, I go out for a massage hit the ATM, get to the place and think about it for a minute before going in. Then I drive home with all my cash and watch tv. I will standby until some new talent comes to the area.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;3345901]Since Bella left it's just not the same. It was my go to place, and she always gave 5 star service and never once disappointed. I guessing there are quite a few mongers out there like myself. My reports are down because there is no longer quality like that in this area. I have visited some of other AMPs but no sense reporting something that has already been reported numerous times. Lately, I go out for a massage hit the ATM, get to the place and think about it for a minute before going in. Then I drive home with all my cash and watch tv. I will standby until some new talent comes to the area.[/QUOTE]Bella was a rarity. She always seemed to enjoy herself just as much as I did. I lost track of how many times I saw her over the course of a couple of years. I never once felt like I wasted my money. I asked Coco if Bella went home to China but all she said was "No Bella go to city. " No clue what that means. Coco is not great with English. I suspect one of us ended up taking her home. Hell I thought about it myself. She seemed to really like living in America. She was trying to learn English and even got her drivers license. She did have a son back in China so maybe she went to be with him. I'd love to know what she is doing now. She was a real sweetheart and a good person.

I've had two different "Cocos" at 52nd. A few years back there was a Coco with shorter hair, was short and had some extra weight and gave so-so service. Thankfully she is long gone. In the past couple of years, there was the thinner Coco with longer hair, and was very fun. I thought she left. Which one is there now? Or is there a third Coco?

I recently went to NS Spa for the first time just out of curiosity after reading some posts a while back. Since I set my expectations low, I thought any kind of action would be a bonus. Was not disappointed with the service. I would've preferred a younger MT but Kenda, a 55+ blonde was the only one there. She was very friendly and asked if I wanted sensual to which I said yes. She said "we're going to have some fun then".

After I got undressed I laid down with no cover. She entered and asked if I minded if she got comfortable. I, of course said certainly, go right ahead.

She removed her top to reveal a healthy set of mounds which I later circled my tongue around. Her massage was about 20 minutes, but nothing special. The HJ was very good and left me quite happy. I was in and out in about 35 minutes.

Kenda was quite friendly and easy to talk with. I am curious about the other talent there. I noticed that London and Paris are linked to their ad. They look like they might be fun. I'm wondering if anyone has tried them. I don't think Kenda has anything else on the menu and I'm not sure if I'd want it anyway. But if those 2 young ones offer more, I might have to revisit. For some reason, the seediness of the place is kind of appealing and reminds me of an old brothel.

[QUOTE=Axel6;3352139]I recently went to NS Spa for the first time just out of curiosity after reading some posts a while back. Since I set my expectations low, I thought any kind of action would be a bonus. Was not disappointed with the service. I would've preferred a younger MT but Kenda, a 55+ blonde was the only one there. She was very friendly and asked if I wanted sensual to which I said yes. She said "we're going to have some fun then".

After I got undressed I laid down with no cover. She entered and asked if I minded if she got comfortable. I, of course said certainly, go right ahead.

She removed her top to reveal a healthy set of mounds which I later circled my tongue around. Her massage was about 20 minutes, but nothing special. The HJ was very good and left me quite happy. I was in and out in about 35 minutes.

Kenda was quite friendly and easy to talk with. I am curious about the other talent there. I noticed that London and Paris are linked to their ad. They look like they might be fun. I'm wondering if anyone has tried them. I don't think Kenda has anything else on the menu and I'm not sure if I'd want it anyway. But if those 2 young ones offer more, I might have to revisit. For some reason, the seediness of the place is kind of appealing and reminds me of an old brothel.[/QUOTE]I reviewed this place a few months ago; saw London. Was a bad experience, wouldn't repeat.

Went to peony and had a 60 minute. Had older female masseuse, didn't give than name. Great massage. No extra or mention of them. Was interrupted when someone entered the place. Another female there as well. Those who have gotten HE, does it take a second visit.

[QUOTE=Bluglo99;3352806]Went to peony and had a 60 minute. Had older female masseuse, didn't give than name. Great massage. No extra or mention of them. Was interrupted when someone entered the place. Another female there as well. Those who have gotten HE, does it take a second visit.[/QUOTE]No, they just don't do it. And as the ad says they have new lady. 2 old ones there.

[QUOTE=Axel6;3352139]I recently went to NS Spa for the first time just out of curiosity after reading some posts a while back. Since I set my expectations low, I thought any kind of action would be a bonus. Was not disappointed with the service. I would've preferred a younger MT but Kenda, a 55+ blonde was the only one there. She was very friendly and asked if I wanted sensual to which I said yes. She said "we're going to have some fun then".

After I got undressed I laid down with no cover. She entered and asked if I minded if she got comfortable. I, of course said certainly, go right ahead.

She removed her top to reveal a healthy set of mounds which I later circled my tongue around. Her massage was about 20 minutes, but nothing special. The HJ was very good and left me quite happy. I was in and out in about 35 minutes.

Kenda was quite friendly and easy to talk with. I am curious about the other talent there. I noticed that London and Paris are linked to their ad. They look like they might be fun. I'm wondering if anyone has tried them. I don't think Kenda has anything else on the menu and I'm not sure if I'd want it anyway. But if those 2 young ones offer more, I might have to revisit. For some reason, the seediness of the place is kind of appealing and reminds me of an old brothel.[/QUOTE]London has horrible reviews on TER and other places. I guess she's a lot of people's worst experiences.

[QUOTE=Ynormanb;3272749]Gave them a try recently. There seemed to be only on lady working, appears middle aged and ok looking to me, gave her name as Coco. She seemed pleased to see a customer when I entered and gave a welcoming smile. She gave a decent massage with some teasing before the flip. Provided a HE without me having to request it. OK technique but nothing special. Limited roaming reluctantly allowed.[/QUOTE]What time of day did you go? Just tried them and didn't get an offer for anything and no teasing.

[QUOTE=Bluglo;3356781]What time of day did you go? Just tried them and didn't get an offer for anything and no teasing.[/QUOTE]It was after dark, guessing about 7 PM.

[QUOTE=Bluglo;3356781]What time of day did you go? Just tried them and didn't get an offer for anything and no teasing.[/QUOTE]Coco is the 'boss' of the girls so maybe she is old school and does HE, but the others don't.

Where is NS spa at?