Massage Parlor Reports

Good report Camel! Did you explode in her mouth?

[QUOTE=The Camel]First visited this anomaly amidst the cluster of high rent Korean FS places in Weho a few months ago (report 5-6 pages down). This place is Chinese staffed and can't be categorized as FS for all cummers like the neighbor K places. The girls aren't girls like the neighboring places. They are women. The neighboring places (e. G. MoMo, Bebe) are all good. Top talent well trained by the numbers routines for top dollar. But above the mini mercado that defines the L. A. Landscape, you never know what you're going to get.

Woke up last Saturday morning burdened again by thoughts that I've overdone this local MP scene over the last year. Always good, but the real THRILL is gone. I need to cut back. So on a Saturday with no other social plans, I would generally look to a strip club/MP doubleheader. But I didn't feel up to it. MPs have jumped the shark. But as the day proceeded, I settled into a tranquil physical and mental state, and started thinking that putting myself under the care of a therapist or gentle prostitute might not be such a bad idea after all. A new (to me) rub and tug would have been ideal, but where are they?

My fav rub and tug is temporarily closed. The sign says for renovation. But called my fav girl there and she said it is a "permit problem". This would be K&P on Colorado. Glendale/Eagle Rock border and formerly known as "Glendale Massage". Anybody know anything about what's up with this venerable establishment which has operated free of LE molestation for more than a decade in a city that tolerates no other MPs? K&P has always watched their rear by using only licensed workers and otherwise in compliance with regulations giving the appearance of complete legitimacy.

OK, the joint above the mercado in Weho comes to mind. I am not one to acquiesce to aged providers, but my experience here as validated by reports of others, is that these plus 30/plus 40 women know how to tease and know how to please. That was my mood and I followed it to SM Blvd.

Entering I'm greeted by an older woman decked out like a provider and I am just NOT going there. She asks if I want an hour or half hour. I resourcefully (I must say) come up with a response. "Well, not sure if I want either. Depends on who is working. " So I have subtly singled her that I am not looking at her as my provider, and want a clue as to who else is available. Sure enough, a very pretty girl walks through to the bathroom, and she tells me that's the girl. "Put me down for an hour".

Now naked on the table, in walks ******. She's quite pretty, tall and slim in tight clothes revealing that she's got real T&A. And she's younger than I thought any woman working here could B. 30 she says, so maybe 32? She asks me how I want the massage and I tell her light touch sensual. She is doing a very good job at that speed, but does not seem friendly at all. Works and proceeds with almost militaristic style and attitude. Regularly takes the light touch to the buttocks, but does not dip down to the tease spot and I'm questioning her potential to make this a good hour.

However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained. So a couple of modest laugh lines has her in peels of laughter and suddenly much much happier to be there. We are warming up to each other and the real tease begins. I know it will be fine. After I tell her I wish I had eyes in the back of my head so I could visually take in her charms, she invites me to flip. That accomplished, we are off to the races.

The tight outfit slowly disappears revealing small natural breasts but with huge round nipples. Real plums. Her ass is the kind of sweet bubble butt you don't anticipate in the asian theater, and the pussy is pretty as it can be with unusual shaving pattern. A horizontal mustache topping fully shaved lips. I attack that stuff and she says "touch only" but her laughter advises that she's up for anything and I give her everything and she takes it with pleasure.

Now a negotiation. "you'll give me. 6? " she asks as she massages my staff and balls absolutely perfectly. "I will give you. 8 if you put it in your mouth without a condom. But if you must use a condom, let's keep it to the massaging hands and. 6". She says she wants more for the BJ, I tell her the. 8 for BBBJ is the best I can do. She changes her mind instantly and proceeds to skilled BBBJ (which is ANY BBBJ that does not involve teeth). I'm loving it and stopping her frequently as I had during the HJ portion of the program in order to delay the climax and preserve the pleasure. At around 45 minutes in, I can't hold back any longer and explode.

She cleans me up and then gets into some serious flirting and definitely seems to be one of the few AMP providers I've encountered who are fishing for something outside the shop. She tells me she works only on Saturday, spends much of her time during the week studying English, and she is bored and needy of having a man in her life. She explores my life and female connections, but we are having serious fun getting to know each other, kissing sweetly between all the words. I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me. We are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.

Let's see what may happen this Saturday![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?

Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"

Anyone familiar with this area?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Tried the place on Florence near the 105 about six months ago, typical FS MP fare.

Haven't been back due to finances and so many other places that are better quality and service.

Hey does anyone out there know of any MPs with filipinas? If not, how about any neighborhood bars that have filipinas??

[QUOTE=Pleaser09]Good report Camel! Did you explode in her mouth?[/QUOTE]

Pleaser, I always give a caballero's warning. In this instance, something like "Oh mama, for God's sake hide your children!". She got the point and took it on the chin so to speak.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Pleaser, I always give a caballero's warning. In this instance, something like "Oh mama, for God's sake hide your children!". She got the point and took it on the chin so to speak.[/QUOTE]


Oh come on, I had the same girl 20 minutes after you had her. She was missing an eye.

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?

Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"

Anyone familiar with this area?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Hi to all,

New to this forum, I tried to post but the system won't let me I thought I'd post here hope it's O. K. Just a quick question do any of you know of a place in the San Fernando valley that has korean girls & is "safe" It's been a while but I used to go to a place in Inglewood on Manchester east of the 405 (a candy store) but the police raided it & shut it down than I used to go to the place a block or two west called La paz & that place was shut down too.

Thanking you all in advance!

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Oh come on, I had the same girl 20 minutes after you had her. She was missing an eye.[/QUOTE]

My experience is that they like it in the mouth. It's less messier. If it goes on their face or heaven forbid, in their hair they got to shower and shampoo the crap out of their hair. In their mouth means a quick gargle and they are as good as new.

Hey fellas,

Haven't posted a report in a while.

Therels this massage place on fig/florence being advertised on backpage. I would suggest you avoid this one. The service was horrible, couldn't get the girl to do a simple CBJ, as a matter of fact, it's not even on the damn menu. All you get is mish and doggy. At any rate, the place has two latina girls, one of which has a bit of a bangin body but the face, oh my god the face is horrible.

Don't trust the pics on backpage, not them at all.

.4 to get in and $ for what some bullshit "full service"

A week or so back, I noticed a fairly new massage place (Lamai Thai) near my local Best Buy in Torrance and I stopped in to get a card and prices. The owner, a reasonably attractive middle-aged Thai lady, Pam, made a big to-do about how much they appreciate customers, blah blah blah. $50 for an hour seemed reasonable and the owner acted as enthusiastic and eager-to-please, so I went for it a day later.

I called to make an appointement and to ask if they accepted credit cards.

"Yes, " said Pam. When I arrived 30 minutes later, Pam was there- remembered me by name. I handed her my Amex card. "oh sorry- no taking American Express. "

"But I called to ask if you accept credit cards. "

"Oh yes, Visa or mastercard only. "

I groaned and rolled my eyes, probably should have left then, but I pulled out another credit card.

"How much you want? "

"One hour. $50. Like I said. "

"Yes, but. Tip?, " she smiled laciviously, as if I was in for some unimaginable delight.

I stared at her blankly and repeated "tip? " (I have never never ever been asked for a tip before, much less in advance, and am always generous about offering one if I receive any "extras" with my massage. Pam not only asking, but asking before service took me complely by surprise. Again, after hemming-and-hawing while Pam stared stone-faced I reluctantly made an offer.

"uhhhhhh. Okay. Here's an additional $20. I stupidly paid, deluding myself that this was just the practice here, and now I would be receiving a superb massage with a little extra something special, now that I had tipped.

It seemed to do the trick, and Pam became very friendly and accomodating. She told me she was single, bored. I casually invited her to join me for an event I was hosting the next weekend, and she seemed ecstatic, telling me she "couldn't believe she would be invited out, " it had been "so long. " Well, a possible future date, An hour massage, with release, for $70. Well. Maybe it would be OK.

Wrong!

After a very mediocre massage (Pam probably had no legitimate massage experience), I was anticipating a good HJ- at least- for my money.

"No. We don't do that here. I know how you guys are! " And with that she up and left. I got dressed and left, Pam bowing formally to me as I left. I was shocked and pissed, mostly that I could be so stupid!

I went on with my business, forgetting the bad experience as much as possible.

I was quite surprised to hear from Pam by text message the following weekend. She gave a long text about not being able to see me that nite, but that she wanted to see me. "please stop by anytime. We can just talk or have coffee, etc., etc. "

Well, I convinced myself that she was attracted to me and she claimed to sincerely be interested in dating. I had not expected to ever hear from her again, so I continued to pursue. I continued to receive flirtatious texts from her over the next few weeks, but two further attempts to set a date were ignored.

In summary, it looks like Lamai Thai Massage is looking to scam money from customers any way they can. Avaoid this place at all costs! Rip-Off! Scam!

Thanks for letting me vent.

Anyone know where the Costa Rican Luna is working now?

Last seen in Whittier.

Folks,

I haven't posted in a bit but I had a nice time the other day. I tried a place near Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Saturday. I went into a small strip mall next to a small hotel and entered a bared door. I was meet by a very nice young masseuse and her 'mother'. I paid the $40/hr for thai massage and went to the back. This place was pretty nice, small hand towels near the sink, fresh towels on the bed. It wasn't a massage table (standard of a thai place) They had large laundry bins in site so they clean the towels on a regular basis, FYI. I was sore and I didn't really care who I got (yeah right). Turned out to be the older lady. Asian so maybe 50-55 or so. The massage was pretty good, I don't chat much and she asked me a few questions. "Have I been here before". I saw no, but I get thai massages all the time. "How did you hear about this place? " I tell her my friend lives close and he told me to come here. "What is your friend's name? " I said John, and tell her the massage is great. She started rubbing my ass and upper legs for a bit. We do other stuff, arms, neck. Back to ass. She gets up, I widen my stance a very small bit. Back to my back and then upper thigh. Everyone is different and she didn't insert anything but she started to rub my ass near my balls. I shift my weight and scout up a bit giver her better reach under access. She rubs me harder, both sides and then grab my c-ck with one hand. With the other hand she rubs my balls and grabs my base. She finished me off from behind and I have to say that it was one of the biggest finishes of my life. It was insane, I was sort of on my knees and about ready to scream into the pillow. Everyone is different and sure if she was 20 with huge tits it would have been 'hotter' but the lights were low and she was behind me. I typically close my eyes most of the massage or don't look at the masseuse so having an older one didn't bum me out. I left $30 and was out. She works Tuesday-Saturday and I have to say I will go back.

Looks- 5

Massage- 7

Finish- 10

Total pain $70 for 1hr

Sr Members can PM me if you like to 'trade info'. LAME I know.

Best,

Toodw

Folks,

I haven't worked in a while (but got 2 jobs last week) and I have a birthday coming up so I decided to get a 4 hand massage today. As young as I am I have been on boards and review sites for awhile and I have never really heard good things about 4 hand massages. I was looking at another popular massage site and I saw that a person reviewed a 4hand from a place near my house. I called them and booked a massage with 2 ladies an hour later. It is on Santa Monica blvd. Near Monica's hair and nail Salon. I read the reviews (no VIP) and decided on 2 gals who had worked together before. I figured that they would be comfortable with each other no matter what happened near the end. I choose "T" and "S". I would easily see "S" again as she was by far a stand out during the massage. Ironically she wasn't the one who finished me but sort of helped if you get me. I am not sure if I would do it again, honestly. They ladies started at 3:30 and I flipped at 4pm and then massaged my front for about 10 more and then "T" started to negotiate a price I was willing to pay each girl. I wanted to pay 60 total and she really really wanted 80 total for a tip. I did not flinch and she decided after speaking in Thai on the 60. They were speaking in Thai for about 40% of the time, quietly but it was still a touch annoying. I really think that to get great 4hand massage you need to go to a place as a regular or find a sure thing on the internet (VIP). I would have been really bummed if I left without some fun at the end.

They have 'coupons' and back-page specials. But not today.

House- $80 for the hour (I have seen a special for $65 for 4hand)

Tip- $60 total

Looks about 6-7 for each lady (age 35-40, its dark and I don't really look)

Massage 6-7 (I think alone they would have tried harder)

Finish 7 (I thought it would have been hotter with both fighting over me. Nope. I think that they talked about who would do me in Thai)

Establishment- 7 (clean towels and nice enough)

Would I do it again? I don't think so, maybe in Thailand if I ever get there. It wasn't a waste and it was really nice to have one lady massaging the top half and the other massaging the bottom half. What I had hoped for was both ladies really working hard for 45 minutes or so and then a 5-8 minute finish. It was more like 30 minutes at 80% with lots of oil on my ass.

When I was leaving and they gave me a cup of water I thanked them in Thai. The look on the ladies faces. Priceless. You could have knocked them over with a feather.

Thanks,

Toodw

Oh, and PM me on better details for senior members.

This is my first post and I have a question or two, but more on that later.

First let me say this site is fascinating. I found this site after searching google and having a bizarre experience. Turns out there is a whole community into massage parlors. Who would have thunk it? I have read some amazing stories and learned a lot. While I don't quite get the whole monger thing, I have no issue with it and thought it only fair to share my experience of the last couple of months after all the info I have found here.

About two years ago I visit Thailand and discovered the Thai massage. Had about one a day. This cost a few buck and I felt great, nothing sexual, just really good stretching.

So two years later, I keep passing this Thai massage place on Pico for a needed a massage. Paid in cash prior to and was told to keep my boxers on.

I did. In this odd little room, I was face down when a a Thai woman who spoke almost no English came in, late forties in a little nighty and a ton of cleavage. I thought it was odd, but the massage was great. We made some very minor small talk due to her terrible English. She worked on my back and neck and without asking, she pulls down my boxers and I look behind me. She looked at me like she was supposed to do this. Again, surprised, but I thought the massage was great. Like an idiot, I assume this is completely normal. Again the massage is really good.

The butt massage was only a couple of minutes and then she spent a some time on my upper thighs. When she asked my to turn over. I waited because I just assumed that I would need some kind of cover. She looked unfazed and actually started pulling me over. Again I think this is odd but whatever. Once I started getting hard I was a little worried about what she might think, but then thought, this must happen all the time and she is just a professional. She I just lay there. She gets up and closes the curtains a little tighter and then sits next to me and puts my hand on her upper thigh. Finally I figure it out once she start jerking on me.

I slide my hand up her skirt almost on instinct and she looks like she is getting into it. After a few minutes I am thinking am about to toss and I am staring at her cleavage and I reach up and pull out her tit from her nighty. Then I think, what the hell am I doing? So I tell her, massage only and I am really sorry. She is fine with this and finishes a really good massage. I tip her $10 (because I don't know any better) and leave feeling like I have offended her.

Of course, I return to the same place a couple of weeks later.

So I go back to the same place after finally realizing that maybe this is all normal and now I am curious to see if what happened the first time will happen again.

Second time

I get a different Thai woman (didn't get her name), still a little older with huge cans in a tiny shirt. The massage is a dud, she doesn't pull off my boxers, but at the end asks if I want a "massage" while she grabs the goods. I say "sure if you want. " What a ridiculous question? She tugs but I don't cum, because I am nervous and feel odd. The quality of this massage and experience were far worse. I tip her $12 (because I still don't know any better).

Obviously horrified, I can't help but return.

Third time

I figure what would happen if I just lied down without the boxers under the little towel? Apparently no big whoop. A third Thai woman shows up. She is far younger and hotter than the first two. My goal her is to get a great massage and toss a load. One out of two aint bad.

She immediately removes the towel and begins to give me the most painful and hard massage I have ever had. After she asks me to turn over she massage all around my goods but doesn't touch. I have no idea how to proceed. I do know that if I ask for anything, I am probably doing something I could go to jail for. So I say nothing. Finally, she gives me an exacerbated look and points at my hard-on.

I nod. It was more like being milked than tugged. Her horrible, painful massage skills on my stuff was horrible and painful. I did cum, but it wasn't quite enjoyable. She cleaned me and wall up and I left a $17 tip. (because I still don't know any better)

After this horrible experience, I can't help but return.

Fourth time – new locale

After my horrible and painful experience and because I don't know what the names are of the two duds at the Pico place, I decide to go to find a new place, one far from home on PCH in a weird mini-mall. I found it on the Internet and showed a picture of all these young Thai all laughing in the PCH waiting room.

When I arrived, I made every mistake in the book. I walk in without an appointment. I tell her it is my first time. I tell her I have been to Bangkok for other Thai massages. I am dressed in professional business attire. I tell the Thai woman that she is really attractive. She says, we have real Thai massage and they do not do bad things for men. Then I joke that that's good because I used to be a cop. I am still in the waiting room.

Still, I am given only a small white towel, so I think there's hope. The massage is really good by a really smoking young girl who speaks no English at all. She has a difficult time keeping the towel on me as it keeps sliding around. Junk exposed a lot, but nothing happens. Most definitely, my bad, but a good massage.

I tip her $17 because she kept looking at my junk.

I decide I have ruined this joint by pretending to be a cop and I am fascinated with this whole cat and mouse game. Am I getting a real massage, or could something else happen?

Fifth time

I stop at a sandwich board that says in red paint "Massage $45" on Olympic. Again an older lady who dressed in a turtleneck and long pants shows up. She is thin and fugly. However, she clearly knows what she is doing in the massage world. Unfortunately, she has me keep on my boxers, plus some wide-waisted lounge pants. I also knew that the Thai place was legit from the beginning. I just relaxed and enjoyed a good massage. I think the place is called Royal Thai Massage. While the place seemed totally legit. After my massage, one Thai woman came over and clearly was trying really hard to get me to visit her in the future. She was wearing a loose tank top that barely covered some ample canage. I probably won't go back due to all the pants I was required to wear.

I decide that I need something that feels a little seedy. Not sure if this is a good thought. More later. By the way, I do have a couple of questions that I will get to after I write all my nonsense out and catch up you pros first.

[QUOTE=Marc Zzz]Fourth time – new locale

Then I joke that that's good because I used to be a cop.[/QUOTE]AWESOME! That is funny as hell. That might be the worst thing you can say in a massage house behind "I have a gun. "

You should spend about 30 minutes reading this thread. Just go to page 15 or something and read it forward. Tip should be 30-40 but I like your low ball 10 offers. Speaking for myself could I get a little more info on the PCH place, like a landmark?

Welcome and enjoy.

Toodw

Ah Marc! The bliss of ignorance and naivety. Great reads. I always decline "extra touching" when asked, usually because if I say yes, then they ask how much? And that would not be legal. They do not need to ask if they can massage my back. And in my experience it has never required extra tipping. Why should my genitals be treated separate from the rest of my body? LOL.

Sixth time/fourth place

This place has a storefront on a busy street that made it feel particularly legit, it also a questionnaire to fill out. Not sure what I was thinking when I chose this one. I was hoping for something seedier, earthier. I ended up a more of a spa. As I entered three business-y looking women came out of it. If I haven’t said it before, I mostly do like a good massage and I am really just appreciative of the intrigue with the possibility of more – and how the masseuse approaches the subject of extras.

Anyway, I received a very legit massage, although the Thai woman kept asking if I wanted to get a 1.5 massage, which was annoying. She talked a lot. The massage was just so-so. I normally would have just skipped writing about this adventure, but this was the experience where I thought, I should scour the Internet looking dubious massage places. If I found one how would I ask for something extra? What are the rules? How much should I tip? I realized if I was going to go trolling for something thenI should know a little more about what it is that I am seeking. That’s when I found this site, and you guys have given me some serious entertainment.

Seventh time/fifth place

Since I had little interest in gambling that the woman from my third trip wouldn’t pull my nuts off, I thought I would try to find something that people on this site recommended: not on a main street, open late, no women customers, not a Thai place (I haven’t found one of the these Korean places yet), so I drove into Koreatown with a couple of addresses in hand. I found an odd place above a 99-cent store on Westmoreland with really tiny signage and private parking in a small office building. I kept thinking, how would anyone even find this place? I was surprised that I did.

I paid before I went in and in cash. This seems to be standard. Odd little waiting room with a doctor’s office scale and a couple massage posters. I met K** who is fairly cute with a tight little body and big fake cans. I was told to put on some tiny shorts, which were kind of sickening, that were folded on the mat then and lay down. She talked a lot and was personable and gave a decent massage. During the ass massage portion of the event I asked if I should take the ridiculous shorts off. She politely declined. Later, there was a fair amount of southern hemisphere nudges but nothing more. Still I thought that this was definitely the kind of place something could happen. I also read several reports suggesting that I should go to a place several times and get to know the girls and let them get to know you.

I would return...

On the return to Westmoreland, I decided to push the envelope slightly and not put on those terrible provided short and just belly flopped in my loose fitting boxers. I got K** again and planned two things: to get my shorts off and to roam a little on K**. Remember, I am new at this and only just discovered this site so I thought I would just play with some of the advice I had read, if something more happened great.

Early on I asked if I could take off the short and she acted like it was no problem. She took them off. First mission accomplished. On the flip over, I decided to put my hand on her leg, then her ass. I got a semi. She just kept massaging everywhere except exactly where I wanted her to. I debated at how to push the action further, but didn’t want to make things weird just in case she was okay with a HE in the future. I tipped her $20, which seemed about right.

One my next visit, I got W***y. I just went straight to covered only by towel, passing on the yuck shorts or boxers, which W promptly removed. She was young and chubby, but kind of cute, and knew nothing about massage or English at all. She asked me if I had been there before and I told her I knew K** well – see, I am making progress. She then slathered me with a ton of oil. She drew little soft circles on my back and eventually made some overt gesture between my legs and then had me flip over. She then asked what kind of massage I would like. When I made a hand motion that should have said please jerk me off now thanks. Apparently, it didn’t translate or my MP game still needs a lot of work. She slathered me with more oil.

She eventually did play with the boys and played with my nipples. She didn’t let me roam, but did let me service myself, which is kind of lame. She cleaned up and I tipped her $30 for the worst massage ever and the privilege of jerking myself off – however, she really was a nice young thing. I promised I would only come back to give K** one last try until I saw N*** as I was leaving, who was a total cutie. I made a specific point to introduce myself.

Then yesterday, I had N. Really good massage and nothing on the flip. And so this is where I stand. I will probably still go back one final time to K** because she is pretty hot. Now for a few questions.

Can someone experienced offer me a recommendation of a good Korean place in Koreatown? Koreatown is just interesting to me. Truthfully, I just want a tug and a good massage. I would love something with a Latina, but these seem to be nonexistent.

Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? Truthfully, I don’t think I am into FS (at least yet), but I keep reading references to a standard R&T place, but I have no idea how to find those. Frequently, the writer’s descriptions are too vague for me to find them. I understand why this might be so and I purposefully tried to be vague with the places I visited so far.

Thanks for any help or suggestions. And again thanks for all the great posts – really eye opening.

Are you looking for a Thai or Korean massage?
In most of the Thai massage is hard to get the HE unless you know the manager and they will choose the lady for you!
Most of the Koreans have HE.
And I am talking about the ones that gives a real massage!
For the massage and HE it is always good to stay for 1 HR!
[QUOTE=Marc Zzz]On the return to Westmoreland, I decided to push the envelope slightly and not put on those terrible provided short and just belly flopped in my loose fitting boxers. I got K** again and planned two things: to get my shorts off and to roam a little on K**. Remember, I am new at this and only just discovered this site so I thought I would just play with some of the advice I had read, if something more happened great.

Early on I asked if I could take off the short and she acted like it was no problem. She took them off. First mission accomplished. On the flip over, I decided to put my hand on her leg, then her ass. I got a semi. She just kept massaging everywhere except exactly where I wanted her to. I debated at how to push the action further, but didn’t want to make things weird just in case she was okay with a HE in the future. I tipped her $20, which seemed about right.

One my next visit, I got W***y. I just went straight to covered only by towel, passing on the yuck shorts or boxers, which W promptly removed. She was young and chubby, but kind of cute, and knew nothing about massage or English at all. She asked me if I had been there before and I told her I knew K** well – see, I am making progress. She then slathered me with a ton of oil. She drew little soft circles on my back and eventually made some overt gesture between my legs and then had me flip over. She then asked what kind of massage I would like. When I made a hand motion that should have said please jerk me off now thanks. Apparently, it didn’t translate or my MP game still needs a lot of work. She slathered me with more oil.

She eventually did play with the boys and played with my nipples. She didn’t let me roam, but did let me service myself, which is kind of lame. She cleaned up and I tipped her $30 for the worst massage ever and the privilege of jerking myself off – however, she really was a nice young thing. I promised I would only come back to give K** one last try until I saw N*** as I was leaving, who was a total cutie. I made a specific point to introduce myself.

Then yesterday, I had N. Really good massage and nothing on the flip. And so this is where I stand. I will probably still go back one final time to K** because she is pretty hot. Now for a few questions.

Can someone experienced offer me a recommendation of a good Korean place in Koreatown? Koreatown is just interesting to me. Truthfully, I just want a tug and a good massage. I would love something with a Latina, but these seem to be nonexistent.

Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? Truthfully, I don’t think I am into FS (at least yet), but I keep reading references to a standard R&T place, but I have no idea how to find those. Frequently, the writer’s descriptions are too vague for me to find them. I understand why this might be so and I purposefully tried to be vague with the places I visited so far.

Thanks for any help or suggestions. And again thanks for all the great posts – really eye opening.[/QUOTE]

I don't visit L.A. often but been going to Little Tokyo for business a lot recently.

I was curious if there's anything in Little Tokyo, even though I doubt it.

[QUOTE=Toodw]AWESOME! That is funny as hell. That might be the worst thing you can say in a massage house behind "I have a gun. "

You should spend about 30 minutes reading this thread. Just go to page 15 or something and read it forward. Tip should be 30-40 but I like your low ball 10 offers. Speaking for myself could I get a little more info on the PCH place, like a landmark?

Welcome and enjoy.

Toodw[/QUOTE]Thanks. Honestly, I don't live in the area and it never occurred to me to take any notes. However, I did send you a PM. I would have just added the url of the place, but not sure about the rules for that, even though it seemed somewhat legit, but I definitely ruined any chances that day, didn't I?

I have read most of the posts in this section and that is why I added my posts. I thought I should give something back. I finally know better. I feel a little bad about tipping $10 to that first one -- as she was the best one. I may go back and make it right. I just don't want to go back and have the third one break my nuts.

[QUOTE=Bigdan]Are you looking for a Thai or Korean massage?

In most of the Thai massage is hard to get the HE unless you know the manager and they will choose the lady for you!

Most of the Koreans have HE.

And I am talking about the ones that gives a real massage!

For the massage and HE it is always good to stay for 1 HR![/QUOTE]Thanks Bigdan,

I would like to find a Korean place because those seem to have the best odds and I have read so many comment here about them. So I am curious. Still not sure how to find one. So far they only appear to be a mirage. If you have a good suggestion in Koreatown (or any place else, I would be appreciative.

As for the Thai place, not sure how to approach a Thai manager to have them fill a special request of HE? So far I have only had hour-long massages. Again, I really like getting a massage so anything less would be too short. Are Korean massages similar to Thai?

[QUOTE=The Camel]Most of my recent MP experience is in places like this though I've always suspected that Super Spa was a harder nut to whack than some of the others....Politely decline to put on the Sumo shorts. [/QUOTE]

Quoted the above because most recent thing I saw about this place ... AFTER the fact ... ;)

I had some time on my hands and an itch to scratch while visiting your fair city today. I had hoped I could avoid giving in to the mongering urge, having done so pretty much since early Dec. since I’ve been dating, but I finally gave in with the S.O. a few thousand miles away.

Stuck w/o a car at my hotel near LAX, I discovered a place on Sepulveda that wasn’t far. After I got there and went inside, I discovered – to both my dismay and mild amusement – that I had been there before. My experience was that it had been a “legit” place, which gave a pretty good massage, but no real extras … though I recalled finally being allowed to DIY with the massuse leaving the room. That hadn’t been quite as lame as it sounded, which I’ll explain …

Anyway, you encounter a desk when you go inside with an older mamasan type, where you get a clinical treatment and are told you don’t pay until it’s over (furthering the “no extras” aura). You have a DIY shower, which has a locker room feel, but at least the shower is hot and strong.

So back to the room. I’ve already seen in the halls that the ladies here seemed pretty young and attractive and, sure enough, the gal who walked in was exactly that. Very slim, with what looked like enhancements on top (or one of those bras that make it look like more than there is). Her clothes weren’t revealing, but they were tight and kind of sexy.

So she asked what kind of massage I wanted and after exploring the options, I wound up with a medium massage followed by light with hot oil. Wound up being the perfect option. She was pretty skilled, I thought, and gave me a pretty good massage. By the way, you are forced to wear boxer shorts (mine fit very loosely) and covered with a sheet. Nonetheless, it was still seeming kind of sensual as she spent some time on the glutes and upper legs. Besides being attractive, she was friendly – though not really flirtatious. Name of Yuri, by the way.

So, meanwhile, I’m letting my hand room to her legs a little bit, as I’m lying face down, and she’s not resisting. Like I said, she was very slender and her velvety slacks felt good to the touch.

Then came the hot oil. The sheet came off and the oil was feeling good. As she moved around the table, she went under the shorts somewhat to rub in some of the oil, avoiding my naughty bits, but coming definitely close enough to get me interested. I was responding with compliments, charm, and moans (some faked, some real). She definitely knew I was into it.

Then she had me turn over and continued working closely around the package. I was really getting into it. I think it was the combination of it seeming somewhat forbidden in that place, that she was attractive, and that she knew how to tease. This was the same deal as when I was there two years ago and it’s why I was able to DIY without feeling too lame about it. Because she had gotten me really going.

I started trying to move her hands to the right spot, but she resisted somewhat and said I should do it myself. But when I asked for a little help, suddenly she started doing it. Meanwhile, I’d worked up from rubbing her legs to her butt and btw her legs. She wouldn’t let me go under anything, but on top was ok. I started really rubbing between her legs and she started moaning and whimpering a bit. Good chance, I suppose, that it was fake. But she was doing a good job with the hot oil and, for what it was, it was exquisite.

After cleanup and a little more massage, I tried to tip her .4 … and what do you know, her demeanor changed a bit and she asked for .2 more. At that point she seemed a little more like the pro (c’mon, I take care of you), than the naïve resistant performer, but I laughed and added to it.

Because I was there early, I got a .55 special for the massage itself, down from .65, so total damage was 1.15. Maybe kinda high, but since she gave me a full hour with a good massage and a good finish, I felt ok about it.

She also gave me some humma-humma that I partially understood about being secretive about it. So if you decide to go, use discretion and try to act like you don’t know that anything besides a massage happens. I don’t know if everyone even gets what I got, after all, I’m 1 for 2 at this point.

Normally, I’m not happy with anything less than a full-throttle GFE, FS experience, but this wound up being a nice change of pace. Sorry for the long story, which I don’t often do, but I wanted to explain the details of the appeal.

I guess I had more success than some at this place ... and actually I would continue to wear the shorts if I went again ... somehow made the whole thing more erotic in the end.

Hello,

Does anyone have a 411 on the place upstairs above the Singapore Express in MDR?

[QUOTE=Marc Zzz]Thanks Bigdan,

I would like to find a Korean place because those seem to have the best odds and I have read so many comment here about them. So I am curious. Still not sure how to find one. So far they only appear to be a mirage. If you have a good suggestion in Koreatown (or any place else, I would be appreciative.

As for the Thai place, not sure how to approach a Thai manager to have them fill a special request of HE? So far I have only had hour-long massages. Again, I really like getting a massage so anything less would be too short. Are Korean massages similar to Thai?[/QUOTE]

Marc, I appreciate your reports but I'm exhausted from reading about your efforts to swim against the current. Bottom line is that you are living in a greater metro area that is highly concentrated with the kind of experiences you are looking for, but you are focusing on one small area that will not reward your search at this time.

A few years ago K-Town had a decent number of options for mongering massage hounds. That window is closed for the time being with all or most no longer in operation, but who knows when it could open wide again? K-town and much of the central L.A. Basin area is infested with the Thai places and quite simply, you are putting too much effort into that given their extremely high likelihood to disappoint and the existence of what will not disappoint just a little bit further away than the strict confines of K-town.

There are areas of Hollywood, West L.A., downtown adjacent and particularly West Hollywood that host a good number of storefronts that trade on your ejaculation. The same in the SFV, the South Bay, parts of the SGV, and OC and SBC.

However, you and I share the problem of wanting in particular to identify locations where good massage and simple HE predominate over the push for FS with a larger donation and lower quality massage. Most of the places I've come to know in my year of exploring the MP hobby are more FS oriented than rub and tug. For the latter I have relied on 2 places - the better of those two is now at least temporarily out of operation, though my fav. provider there insists they'll be back.

So my 2nd choice for rub and tug close into central L.A. where I also live is Moon Health on Temple near Alvarado - extremely close to K-Town but technically within the hysterically named, Filipino Town. This place is staffed by K-Girls with great facilities for massage and real table shower. The girls are competent to excellent masseuses who I don't believe can be pushed beyond HJ while you caress them above and under their clothes which will remain on. Big Dan actually turned me on to this place and the cutest and perhaps best provider there. Since he gave me the info behind the scenes, I don't post her name. PM BD and ask him to ID her for you. But there are some other cute girls there who know what to do. Some may set out to disappoint you on your first visit as the girl I was with attempted to do on my first visit before I hooked up with BigDan's fav. That is easily cured by abandoning passivity - just ask her to take care of it. Girls in places like this sometimes want permission.

Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea. Many of them have reports in this section. They are FS but you might get lucky and find a good therapist who doesn't mind skipping the FS finish and accepting the smaller donation for HJ. The girls in these WeHo joints are for the most part HOT, I will vouch for that. Most of them are advertised in L.A. Xpress and L.A. Weekly - they require no effort to find.

I can imagine it would be fun to engage in your project and hop around to all the Thai joints in K-town and enjoy the massages and the challenge of having something extra occur. But if you just want to get down to it, travel a few blocks beyond K-Town, or to another part of the city.

Pick-up the basics - i.e. a general rule is that a place that charges $50-60 per hour is either legit or a rub and tug. If the hour fee is less, it is legit. If more, it is FS. Also, see to it that you're bare ass naked when you first get on that massage table - banish your drawers for an hour and don't drape yourself in any towels or shorts left for you by the staff. It simply sends the wrong message. The message you want to send is "This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".

As a side question to all L.A. AMP mongers, does anybody know the present status of the "Lilly Thai" place on 3rd close in to downtown - not far from Alvarado? This place used to advertise weekly and then the ads stopped months ago - usually an indication that the place is no more. I drove past it today and it looked to be open. A report or PM greatly appreciated.

Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea.

La Brea runs north and south. Santa Monica Blvd runs east and west, so if on Santa Monica Blvd, are they east or west of La Brea?

[QUOTE=The Camel]The message you want to send is "This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".[/QUOTE]I read your note while eating a sandwich. I almost choked to death. Hilarious. Thank you! I will definitely take your suggestion and also look into the place you mentioned. The advice is appreciated.

As far a K-town goes, I just assumed that's where all the Korean shops would be, but I am learning a ton. I think the area is interesting but I really don't care what part of town I am in when I introduce my ASS, PENIS, and BALLS to my temporary female party guest. I almost choked again. Hopefully, I will find some new locales to write about.

MZ

[QUOTE=Rodfather]Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea.

La Brea runs north and south. Santa Monica Blvd runs east and west, so if on Santa Monica Blvd, are they east or west of La Brea?[/QUOTE]

How sad is this given that sense of direction is the only strong talent I was born with and now I'm screwing up in that department. That would be WEST of La Brea. The places are usually not very visible - it isn't the Sunset Strip or Glitter Gulch with entrances from alleys and back alley parking lots. Read this thread and the ads in the rags I mentioned. Lots of advertising for these places and by and large, they are reliable for providers with youth, beauty and skill, even if sometimes too professional and/or rushed - also many of them are top of the region's price pyramid. But no paranoia. You will leave your DNA behind.

[QUOTE=The Camel]"This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".
[/QUOTE]

You may have to add, "This is my WALLET, these are the BILLS, and THESE ones are yours if you follow my lead." Control, baby, control ...lol

Hey. Looks like I have compadres in my tastes. Most people here seem to be looking for a FS situation. I prefer a good relaxing massage with a sensual end.

Keep the reports coming on that front.

My latest venture in that area.

Saw and ad for a thai place on Andrew/Beverly. Seems like a new place. The reception area has a few chairs and table with a partition behind which the girls sit. Paid the $45 for 1 hr combo massage. Led to a room down a corridor that had the typical massage table. Had stripped and laid down on my stomach.

In comes youngish short girl who starts a fairly decent massage. Little towel was used to cover ass but was removed when ass was worked over. Nothing overtly sensual but oil was applied to ass and got fairly close to good bits.

On the flip towel again covers the imp. Parts. Once again got fairly close without actually touching. So while good massage no sensual end.

However I have not written this off and will try again to see if they go further.

Anyone had a different experience here?

Marc. There is a thai place at Santamonica Blvd/Edgemont (close to western) on the second floor of a strip mall. Definite HE bet. However the massage is mediocre and thats a bummer for me. Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=Huh444]Hello,

Does anyone have a 411 on the place upstairs above the Singapore Express in MDR?[/QUOTE]Marico. Strictly legit. Good massage's though if you like very hard asian style (japanese or Thai) massage.

Took another visit to Super Spa the next day after my first report. Spent a long time considering girls on BP of various types, but finally decided I wanted something predictable. Man, it's easy to get obsessed with scrounging up everything when you're on the road.

Anyway, I went back and went for a half-hour. Generally half hour is not hot oil, but that's what I wanted and what I got. I decided not to ask for Yuri again, partly because I didn't quite get what she said about the situation the other day - as if asking for her might indicate an inappropriate preference or whatever - and partly just to see who else might be possible.

But she was the one who came in and, of course, remembered me from previous day. For better or worse, it didn't get me any more - except more firm expectations from her that I take care of her if she was going to do the same thing. It pretty much went just like the day before, and it was fun, but I was kind of through with her at the end and probably wouldn't see her again. Not that I wouldn't recommend, but the variety-loving monger would want to move on. Now if I don't return for another year, then maybe I'd go back. whateva ... ;)

Oh, it was .35 for 1/2 hr + I gave her the same .6 again.

I'm a novice in this whole AMP thing, but I did go there and I think I had the same squat Thai girl. The massage itself wasn't bad. I was there naked on the table. But no HE. Do you think returning would improve my chances there? Again, I'm a newbie.

[QUOTE=gunda]Hey. Looks like I have compadres in my tastes. Most people here seem to be looking for a FS situation. I prefer a good relaxing massage with a sensual end.

Keep the reports coming on that front.

My latest venture in that area.

Saw and ad for a thai place on Andrew/Beverly. Seems like a new place. The reception area has a few chairs and table with a partition behind which the girls sit. Paid the $45 for 1 hr combo massage. Led to a room down a corridor that had the typical massage table. Had stripped and laid down on my stomach.

In comes youngish short girl who starts a fairly decent massage. Little towel was used to cover ass but was removed when ass was worked over. Nothing overtly sensual but oil was applied to ass and got fairly close to good bits.

On the flip towel again covers the imp. Parts. Once again got fairly close without actually touching. So while good massage no sensual end.

However I have not written this off and will try again to see if they go further.

Anyone had a different experience here?

Marc. There is a thai place at Santamonica Blvd/Edgemont (close to western) on the second floor of a strip mall. Definite HE bet. However the massage is mediocre and thats a bummer for me. Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]

Mondale,

I think we had the same girl. From prior experience, I think you will have to go back a couple of more times before you will know. Most Thai places are legit and any extra mileage you might get will depend on a particular girl and getting comfortable with her. I have had an HE at several thai places over the years but always with a particular girl in each shop. Needless to say its expensive to find that special person who gives a good massage and HE.

Once I have the money to spare I might go back and give it another shot. If you do please post experience or send me a PM. The edgemont place is one of those places where a HE is almost a given.

[QUOTE=Mondale]I'm a novice in this whole AMP thing, but I did go there and I think I had the same squat Thai girl. The massage itself wasn't bad. I was there naked on the table. But no HE. Do you think returning would improve my chances there? Again, I'm a newbie.[/QUOTE]Just go see Vicky at the Thai House on Sunset and Highland and you'll leave a happy relaxed man.

Why thank you, Leche. I think I will.

[QUOTE=Leche]Just go see Vicky at the Thai House on Sunset and Highland and you'll leave a happy relaxed man.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marc Zzz]Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? [/QUOTE]"You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock!"

Ok, I apologize. You didn't deserve this remark. Just follow the hints that "The Camel" has provided for you and you will do just fine.

[QUOTE=Rodfather]Anyone know where the Costa Rican Luna is working now?

Last seen in Whittier.[/QUOTE]I visited her back in the day at s*n and cen**ry (think that was the name of the place that was directly across a carwash). I was a lurker and back then and single. Now I have a gf but just miss this girl. It's been such a long time since I have seen her. Any help to send me in the right direction would be greatly appreciated!

Last I heard she was in Santa M****a

P.S. I use the stars(*) cus when I remember there being rules on here about hiding information.

Just a hint guys. Especially those with bad experiences or they could be good.

Most the Thai Massage places around with real Thai gals working in them are legit places. The massages normally are damn good though! So if you want a true Thai Massage and they stretch out your body and get your knots out go for it. But if you are even looking for HE. Forget it!

Try massage parlors in the outskirts of the major metro areas. There are plenty to find if you read these boards carefully.