Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Youngstar]Hi everybody,

I've never been to a AMP before but now after reading everyones experience their i'd like to go to one.Can anyone tell me any hints or tips on what to do and what not to do, I don't want to look like a complete noob(eventhough I am :-).Can someone give me an overview when it comes to paying, how much.An if paying the mamasan is required.

So far I want to go to A-1 since I'm more into latina girls, anyone ever had any bad experiences there.Thank you, I can't wait to try one out.[/QUOTE]

Read the forum. Every one of your questions is answered on here if you go back far enough.

I don't think many people are going to spell things out as completely as you're asking when we all had to put in our time reading and researching and trying things out on your own.

Wow, just had some time with Michelle at Q-spa. She is a cutie, only 24 years old(according to her). Total GFE, and a awesome bod to boot.

[QUOTE=Member #1943]Wow, just had some time with Michelle at Q-spa. She is a cutie, only 24 years old(according to her). Total GFE, and a awesome bod to boot.[/QUOTE]I was going to take a trip to the Nard this week, and Michelle looked interesting. What was your tip? .5/.8? Just wondering I don't want to offer more than the going rate.

[QUOTE=Youngstar]Hi everybody,

I've never been to a AMP before but now after reading everyones experience their i'd like to go to one.Can anyone tell me any hints or tips on what to do and what not to do, I don't want to look like a complete noob(eventhough I am :-).Can someone give me an overview when it comes to paying, how much.An if paying the mamasan is required.

So far I want to go to A-1 since I'm more into latina girls, anyone ever had any bad experiences there.Thank you, I can't wait to try one out.[/QUOTE]

Scroll back to early April and read the discussion about A-1 as well as specific provider recommendations. If you are interested in a provider, call A-1 in advance of driving there to make sure the provider you want is available. A 30 minute massage is 40 dolares payable as you enter. A tip of 80 dolares is typical for a job well done.

[QUOTE=Member #1943]Wow, just had some time with Michelle at Q-spa. She is a cutie, only 24 years old(according to her). Total GFE, and a awesome bod to boot.[/QUOTE]Long timer lurker, first time poster here.

I have been to a few spots in SVF, found a couple that were 'interesting' and have hit most in south east ventura county.

Thinking about making a trip to the 'Nard, does anyone have a recommendation for an asian at Q or A-1, I like em short and thin.

Michelle sounds like an Latina, I would prefer an Asian.

[QUOTE=Member #1943]Wow, just had some time with Michelle at Q-spa. She is a cutie, only 24 years old(according to her). Total GFE, and a awesome bod to boot.[/QUOTE]Long time lurker first time poster.

I have been to a few AMPs/LAMPs in SVF but I live our towards the nard and am thinking of going to Q or A-1.

Can anyone recommend a good Asian, short. Perfer with long hair that works at one of these 2 places?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Long timer lurker, first time poster here.

I have been to a few spots in SVF, found a couple that were 'interesting' and have hit most in south east ventura county.

Thinking about making a trip to the 'Nard, does anyone have a recommendation for an asian at Q or A-1, I like em short and thin.

Michelle sounds like an Latina, I would prefer an Asian.[/QUOTE]

She's not a Latina. What makes you think she is?

[QUOTE=The Flatline]She's not a Latina. What makes you think she is?[/QUOTE]Don't know, I guess Michelle sounds more like an american or latin name than asian.

Most of the Asisans are 'pinky' 'see-see', or something funny like that.

What does she look like?

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Don't know, I guess Michelle sounds more like an american or latin name than asian.

Most of the Asisans are 'pinky' 'see-see', or something funny like that.

What does she look like?[/QUOTE]

Go find out. We did.

I went to Hans Spa in Camarillo and there were two old Mamasans there. Thought to try somewhere new. Got a quick HJ and had a hard time finishing because she was rushing and was so ugly. I TWFTT! Never go there again.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Read the forum. Every one of your questions is answered on here if you go back far enough.

I don't think many people are going to spell things out as completely as you're asking when we all had to put in our time reading and researching and trying things out on your own.[/QUOTE]Wow...Thanks alot douche, I can't help but tell you how informative your posts are.If you didn't know the purpose of this forum is to help eachother out.

[QUOTE=Franklin]Scroll back to early April and read the discussion about A-1 as well as specific provider recommendations. If you are interested in a provider, call A-1 in advance of driving there to make sure the provider you want is available. A 30 minute massage is 40 dolares payable as you enter. A tip of 80 dolares is typical for a job well done.[/QUOTE]Thanks alot Franklin, for you informative post.

Hey D,

Flatline has oh...let's see....uh....about 182 more posts than you. You claim you have had some fun in the SFV - where are the posts??

Do your homework, have some respect - Sharing is caring, but that goes both ways...Lastly try to proofread your posts...

[QUOTE=Youngstar]Wow...Thanks alot douche, I can't help but tell you how informative your posts are.If you didn't know the purpose of this forum is to help eachother out.

[QUOTE=Tsboy69]Do your homework, have some respect - Sharing is caring, but that goes both ways...Lastly try to proofread your posts.[/QUOTE]Dude, what are you talking about I never disrespected anyone with my post.All I was asking for was a little help, but I guess that's asking for too much from some people here.Lastly, learn how to correctly quote somebody.

[QUOTE=Youngstar]Wow...Thanks alot douche, I can't help but tell you how informative your posts are.If you didn't know the purpose of this forum is to help eachother out.[/QUOTE]

Oh. It's you. RTFF. If you can't be bothered to look at all the help we've already given, then I can't be bothered to help you out. As you said, this forum is about helping each other out. Do you need me to hold your hand when you go to the AMP? Or should I talk to the mamasan on your behalf? How have you helped me out/will help me out?

Seriously, if the answer is on this site, in this forum, in this thread, why should I spend my valuable time answering the same questions over and over again when I can be discussing new topics?

I'm not nearly the intel generator that other people are, but I share info with people who are willing to do some legwork on your own. If you're having issues scoring at an AMP in Oxnard, there's not a whole lot I can do for you. You've just shown up here and showed that you want to be spoonfed knowledge, you have no respect for the people who *do* have knowledge, and that you don't feel you should have to invest time, money, or effort into learning the ropes.

You come off like you're 19 and impatient.

Oh, and as for intel, senior members or folks who can swap info, I can offer up a juicy little bit of info for someone who's willing to make a bit of a drive. I have to keep it on the low because the heat is on and I don't want to loose the spot.

.5 /.6 was what I gave, she did ask for more "next time", but she was happy what was given.

[QUOTE=Wander4fun]I was going to take a trip to the Nard this week, and Michelle looked interesting. What was your tip? .5/.8? Just wondering I don't want to offer more than the going rate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Oh. It's you. RTFF. If you can't be bothered to look at all the help we've already given, then I can't be bothered to help you out. As you said, this forum is about helping each other out. Do you need me to hold your hand when you go to the AMP? Or should I talk to the mamasan on your behalf? How have you helped me out/will help me out?[/QUOTE]I appologize Flatline, you were correct.I did some back reading and found the information I was looking for.

Thanks for all your info.

That you share with us.

Hey Young one,

I usually tolerate alot from newbies.

However, talking s**t to my friends and being a racist idiot is too much to ignore.

I know, I know I often use the term LBFM!

Well, I am married to one therefore I am exempt.

Plus, she is the love of my life.

Additionally, I have enjoyed every amazing asian women I have ever been lucky enough to bed.

From Hong Kong to Oxnard I have appreciated each and every one.

Good times indeed.

I have been priveliged enough to experience some truly magnificient women of all ethnicities and social status in my 35 + years...

When YOU say Michelle sounds American your immaturity and lack of life experience surface.

First, I have banged more than 10 asian K girl Michelles since 2002 just mongering in the SFV.

Secondly, if they are real K girls from Seoul then their god given birth names were never Michelle, Christina, etc.

Third, In fact its more likely they would be named Hey Suk (beauty), Suji Kim for Sue, or even Eve from the bible...

Dumbass, saying its usually names like "Pinky or see see" is a joke!

Yeah, maybe the Mamasan slaughters the english translation or her working girl American name. LOL!

Finally, I have had plenty of Latina ass in my day and alot of their names were pretty freaking non American: Yvette, Fatima, Paloma, Blanca, etc...

Leave!

Never come back!!

And if YOU ever do; come correct!!!

Late, da Irie Sadist

Michelle is out of town until the end of the month. FYI for y'all.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]When YOU say Michelle sounds American your immaturity and lack of life experience surface. [/QUOTE]Ummm, it was me that said Michelle sounds American.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Dumbass, saying its usually names like "Pinky or see see" is a joke! [/QUOTE]Ummm, again it was me that said that and yes, my 2 favorite AMPs in SVF, that is what the girls called themseleves. Pinky even held up her 'pinky' and said like this.

Youngster -

When you use the work douche as a noun, it is disrespectful. Maybe you call your friends that, but we share experiences, but are not your friend.

Plus you did not just ask for a little help, you claim you have hobbied yet you do not report, ask for answers that are already here on the board and you then get offended, sarcastically responding......

To your credit, you at least apologized for your remarks and look at the bright side - you are now up to five posts. How about posting a little info next time??

And lastly to you, please don't tell people to learn to do this and that we should learn to do that. Just post your experiences.

Okay? Done? Let's all move on.

QUOTE=Youngstar]Dude, what are you talking about I never disrespected anyone with my post.All I was asking for was a little help, but I guess that's asking for too much from some people here.Lastly, learn how to correctly quote somebody.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to the place at St Marys? I was there the other getting tires for my car at the tire shop next door. I wanted to go check it out but I didn't want to get caught going there LOL.

Hey Ts, I have no idea what your talking, I've never claimed to have hobbied in AMP's.Allow me to quote myself for you.

[QUOTE=Youngstar]Hi everybody,

I've never been to a AMP before but now after reading everyones experience their i'd like to go to one.Can anyone tell me any hints or tips on what to do and what not to do, I don't want to look like a complete noob(eventhough I am :-).Can someone give me an overview when it comes to paying, how much.An if paying the mamasan is required.

So far I want to go to A-1 since I'm more into latina girls, anyone ever had any bad experiences there.Thank you, I can't wait to try one out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OxnardBadBoy]Has anyone been to the place at St Marys? I was there the other getting tires for my car at the tire shop next door. I wanted to go check it out but I didn't want to get caught going there LOL.[/QUOTE]Hahaha I know what you mean. Who wants to get noticed EVER going into an AMP. Just imagine an old friend or family member catching you. It's on the corner of the neighborhood so it's a pretty open location. From what I've heard it's the same ole AMP. I personally like to stick to the regular AMPs that are highly recommended.

[QUOTE=OxnardBadBoy]Has anyone been to the place at St Marys? I was there the other getting tires for my car at the tire shop next door. I wanted to go check it out but I didn't want to get caught going there LOL.[/QUOTE]

Many times.

Oddly enough, you asked about St Mary's 2 years ago with your first post (almost exactly 2 years ago).

They used to have a couple girls that I really liked, including one girl who used to lay there after the massage and just lightly drag nails all over me, which would drive me f*cking insane, but she's long gone.

Last couple times the service was extremely lackluster. Again, I believe I've talked about St.M, and I'm pretty sure others have too. No reports on talent nowadays though.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Many times.

Oddly enough, you asked about St Mary's 2 years ago with your first post (almost exactly 2 years ago).

They used to have a couple girls that I really liked, including one girl who used to lay there after the massage and just lightly drag nails all over me, which would drive me f*cking insane, but she's long gone.

Last couple times the service was extremely lackluster. Again, I believe I've talked about St.M, and I'm pretty sure others have too. No reports on talent nowadays though.[/QUOTE]I would go to St Marys and see Kelly. I taught she was really good. But shes not there anymore.

It seems like a lot of our regular users have mixed up comments made by Youngstar and Dgoesinyours, which has resulted in angry responses that, frankly, make no sense since they are directed at people who never said what they are accused of having said.

If I can offer a bit of advice: Youngstar, try not to lose your temper in your posts. It makes people want to respond in kind, which is not too productive.

In defense of Dgoes, it's easy to read a post and allow the mental image picture to take over. So he read posts about Michelle and assumed she was latina. I will confess that in reading Craig53's post of Apr. 29 about Angela that I thought she was Asian, and only today in private message did I learn she was an A-1 Latina. Try as we might, we sometimes read incorrect information into posts, but that doesn't make us bad guys or, worse, racists. Yes, his follow-up comments could have been a little bit less inflammatory, but I never felt they were totally out of line.

For all the newbies on this forum, read the forum. Use the search function. If you are interested in A-1, search on A-1, so you only have to read posts that pertain to that subject. When I started on this forum many years ago, the posts were a heck of a lot harder to access and it was more work for me, but worth it. With this new system, accessing old posts is a piece of cake.

Went to A-1 the other night around 10:15 at night looking for a latina. I asked the mamasan if there were any latinas there and she said, "Every Day." Same rush into the room like the previous post I had about A-1.

Ended up getting a latina by the name of Marta or Martha. I would have to say it was pretty bad service. She did a decent massage, but once she new that I was looking for action she kept trying to upsell me. She wanted $100 for full service and she wasn't even that good looking! She couldn't speak much english, so I had to talk to her in my broken spanish. I think she was lying about not knowing english though.

Probably one of my least fun experiences at mongering. She would say 100 I would say 60 just to see her make a bratty face. She then said a bj would be 60, I said 40. She then said 40 for a handshake, I then said 20. At around this time I was definitely not in the mood for this crap, but I didn't want to leave horny, so I got the 40 hj.

I have never regretted paying 40 dollars to someone as much as to this pile o crap. She kept trying to upsell me to a bj or fs, I kept saying no. I was not going to pay some unpleasant, bad looking, overweight girl anymore money than I have to.

She wouldn't let me touch her ass, tits, or anything, unless I gave her more money. I told her she was no fun, talked to much, and was the worst service I ever had. I told her I won't be coming back again. She then started saying that there are other korean girls and latinas, so I should reconsider. At this time she tried to give me a kiss and get all" sorry, baby". I dodged the kiss and told her not to touch me.

I don't think I have ever been so annoyed with a provider before. It may have been just that I was looking for some decent relaxation because I had a really stressful day, and was confronted with a non relaxing chick.

This is one example of the drawback to amps. I don't know who I am going to get if I go on a whim. In my experience I have gotten a lot of bad apples compared to good ones. That is why I stopped going to amps for about
2 years or so, and started going to Tijuana and City of Industry. I will say that I have had a WAY more consistent good time with Tijuana girls and the City of Industry girls then I have ever had with amp ladys.

But to each his/her own. Hope you all have better luck!

[QUOTE=Franklin]
In defense of Dgoes, it's easy to read a post and allow the mental image picture to take over. So he read posts about Michelle and assumed she was latina. I will confess that in reading Craig53's post of Apr. 29 about Angela that I thought she was Asian, and only today in private message did I learn she was an A-1 Latina. Try as we might, we sometimes read incorrect information into posts, but that doesn't make us bad guys or, worse, racists. Yes, his follow-up comments could have been a little bit less inflammatory, but I never felt they were totally out of line.
[/QUOTE]

In my defense, I absolutely wasn't upset that he thought that Michelle was latina. I was just curious what made him assume she was, so I asked. If people took that as me being hostile or aggressive, I apologize. That was *not* my intention. 95% of the massage service you get in Ventura County is asian, so I thought it was interesting someone assumed she was of latin descent.

Normally I'm not so belligerent about common AMP knowledge, but in Oxnard especially, it's such a huge frickin "open secret" that there are providers that have been around for 10 years. Everyone's mentioned them, openly, even their addresses, so the info is out and easily accessible. Hell, pick a massage joint in Oxnard in general, and you'll probably get extras. I'd *far* rather spend my time discussing new talent, "talent" to avoid, and so forth, rather than reiterate over and over again all the AMPs in my "little black book" file I created 2 years ago.

Maybe I should just post the damn AMP list and be done with it. Would any of the long-timers object to having the locations flat out listed?

[QUOTE=Canceled]
Probably one of my least fun experiences at mongering.[/QUOTE]

You know, ever since I got into this, I've heard people complain about A-1 consistently. I was usually surprised when I heard a good story come out of there.

I've never been to A-1, but then again, I don't chase after the latinas exclusively. They're great to change up, but I don't mind asian girls. I drive down the street to Q and get what is probably way better service.

OK, so Cancelled had a bad experience at A-1. Let's analyze this:

First of all, he went at 10:15, so the girls start working at 9:00 am, so his girl had been at work for 13 hours and 15 minutes when he arrived. Little wonder she wasn't at her peak level of happiness and joy. I always try to arrive around 3:00 pm or 4:00 pm so I don't get a girl at her 13th hour.

Next, we have seen favorable reviews on Ruby, Linda, Angela, Jessica, Erica et. al., but nothing about a Marta or Martha. I know Cancelled is a senior member here, but he could have been well-served by noting names of providers who pleased their customers rather than just taking the no-name provider that he got.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF READING THE USASEXGUIDE FORUMS, so you can go to these AMPs and have a favorable experience because you know who to ask for and where to go.

Went to A-1 a couple of weeks ago. Didn't specify Asian or Latina. Got an Asian with excellent service. They do seem to want to know what the tip is before the real service

Had a session with Cherry. 35ish, sweet, energetic, skilled, thin, not too bad english. Overall she did everything that could be expected but it just didn't excite me much. Maybe I'm getting too old for this hobby?........LDP

[QUOTE=LuvDaPuss]Had a session with Cherry. 35ish, sweet, energetic, skilled, thin, not too bad english. Overall she did everything that could be expected but it just didn't excite me much. Maybe I'm getting too old for this hobby?........LDP[/QUOTE]Yay Thanks for the 411 at St Marys.

I never like A1 because they seem to be upfront on the tip. I'm sure they're upfront because some of their customers probably shortchanged them, or just no tip at all. Some of us are pros, so we knew how much to tip. I've been to A1 couple times, in both times, the service wasn't that impressive. St Mary and OSpa have been the best in service. I was near A1 last week, but I went to OAC instead.

But be nice to a new poster.

What does AMP stand for?

[QUOTE=Gudel]I never like A1 because they seem to be upfront on the tip. I'm sure they're upfront because some of their customers probably shortchanged them, or just no tip at all. Some of us are pros, so we knew how much to tip. I've been to A1 couple times, in both times, the service wasn't that impressive. St Mary and OSpa have been the best in service. I was near A1 last week, but I went to OAC instead.[/QUOTE]

You're describing the exact experience and reaction I had so many times when frequenting A-1 in the past. I hated the upfront tip negotiation and, frankly, that led me to stop going to A-1 for around four years.

When I finally returned last fall, I had a much different experience. The tip discussion was much more low pressure, and in subsequent visits there has been absolutely no tip discussion.

I do not know if this is current company policy or a unique situation that I experienced.

[QUOTE=Justimd]But be nice to a new poster.

What does AMP stand for?[/QUOTE]Here's a link to Forum Abbreviations: [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897[/url]

AMP stands for Asian Massage Parlor.

You'll notice on the list there is a RTFF abbreviation, which is usually the response to this type of question.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Franklin]You're describing the exact experience and reaction I had so many times when frequenting A-1 in the past. I hated the upfront tip negotiation and, frankly, that led me to stop going to A-1 for around four years.

When I finally returned last fall, I had a much different experience. The tip discussion was much more low pressure, and in subsequent visits there has been absolutely no tip discussion.

I do not know if this is current company policy or a unique situation that I experienced.[/QUOTE]

I went to Mission yesterday. Overall it was good, the girl wasn't too skinny, and wasn't too big either. She has big tits though, which is my style!
This must be one of the few places that still accept two jacksons for HH, never had to do negotiation either. I got a phone number from one of the girls in Oxnard, but I haven't called her. I suppose this is a side work for her.

Another thing, I've been noticing that the girls would say "oh you're good looking" or "handsome man". I know I probably shouldn't take it seriously, afterall they're working girls, but I'm just curious if they say it to everybody.

So I tried Michelle at Q she was a definte upgrade over the girls at ST mary.

There was another pretty good looking girl in the front she was probably in late 20's. Has anyone ever been with her or has she already been reported on somewhere below

[QUOTE=Gudel]I went to Mission yesterday. Overall it was good, the girl wasn't too skinny, and wasn't too big either. She has big tits though, which is my style!
This must be one of the few places that still accept two jacksons for HH, never had to do negotiation either. I got a phone number from one of the girls in Oxnard, but I haven't called her. I suppose this is a side work for her.

Another thing, I've been noticing that the girls would say "oh you're good looking" or "handsome man". I know I probably shouldn't take it seriously, afterall they're working girls, but I'm just curious if they say it to everybody.[/QUOTE]It's been my experience that they say it a lot. Like you said, they are working girls. I know it's part of the hobby, but it still helps my ego. "You're so big" or "You have big size" is another popular phrase you will hear.