Massage Parlor Reports

I find it helpful to really kinda swagger about the place like you've been there before. If you go to one of these little house type joints then by all means head to the kitchen and grab something out of their fridge. Even if you don't intend to eat it (rotting cabbage is pretty much all you will find I guarentee) just the act of rummaging loudly thru their refrigerator will signal to them that you are a man that means business and you will almost certainly get some kind of interesting experience as a result!

Prost!

[QUOTE=Im7875]I've been hitting this place quite often but its a small establishment. I have had the pleasure of FS with the entire staff which is not many girls. Unfortunately, I'm a man who like variety. Can anyone suggest places that I can go for the same type of service with some new faces?[/QUOTE]It would seem that you've neglected to report any intel about Jade... in fact, you've never taken the time to report on anything other than in this newest request for intel.

Read the Fucking Forum - everything you would ever want to know is all laid out for you in black and white; Because there are other members of the forum who DO report on their exploits... aren't you lucky? You should say thank you to the AMP guys who have contributed - and maybe you could return the favor.

BSR,

Nicely said.

[QUOTE=Larry 56]2. What's the name of the girl you were with? Kim. Always Kim. That's like John in the US!

Larry![/QUOTE]John. John!

I was thinking Mary!

[QUOTE=Im7875]BSR,

With all due respect.

I have read the fourm. I don't report on Jade because its, as you say, already laid out in black and white. I figured it would be redundant. Also, most of the other posts are about ML. A place that is to hot for me with all the LE around. There are plenty of other places around be-more besides these two and I never hear about them. I would like to. Although, maybe we would if members like you didn't bash everyone every time they ask a question or make a comment. I don't know why you guys have an attitude sometimes. If you don't like the question then just don't answer. Now, if you have anything helpful to say I will listen.[/QUOTE]Try out a new place and post a report.

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]John. John!

I was thinking Mary![/QUOTE]Hey Oriole Mon,

Congratulations on Senior Membership, you have arrived!

Right behind you.

Big Red

A few years ago, there was an AMP list for maryland.

Wonder what ever happened to it.

I found most of the AMP's on that list. Visited a bunch of them.

Never went back to most. Ah but a few, First Class.

Still nothing around tops the sacred house.

Think I will give my sweet Rose a call, and see who is around.

Smiling Fox. ;)

Fox,

You mean [post=410355]this one[/post]?

Page 27 of 28. Or page 2 if you're RTFF'ing. At least [i]you[/i] know how to wipe your ass... I think I owe Rose a visit after all of this.... more than likely I'll in up in the holy of holies just down the road with Pwhipped when he makes it to town... you gonna show for that one?

BSR,

A few years back there was a list, I thought on this site, or the sex guide, the old one. It was a list of every Amp in md. With payment, house fee's, services, etc. It was an outstanding list. Maybe Jackson would remember it. Or the old sex guide. Not sure.

As for Rosie, LOL, I could use a visit, my current selection of Milfs, are having problems at home, and the new batch hasn't developed yet. Some of the eros girls are amazingly beautiful, but way way to $ much. And the SW's are far to cold.

Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can. Besides, I still need to see your disgusting, vulgar, award winning video. And have you become a world famous porn producer now? Too good for all us common horney folk. LOL.

I was supposed to go to AC this past week but got iced and worked out of it. I had a hot milf date. She was so horney, and lonely. Had to cancel her out. Had 3 others requesting my company for backup. Oh well.

Oh, since I'm here, reporting, . My fetish model, LOL, she is gay, loves the ladies. Ah but likes to dable with the guys. The time before, we are doin spreaded wings mish. She keeps backin away. Hmmm. So this time I let her be on top, holy shit. Alex honey, you gotta stop a few minutes. She loved the control, the grinding, OMG. Oh and does she have a set of lips, loves to have them pulled on. Am I in heaven. Ah but she likes the donation too, $$, but she isn't a prostitute, or an escort. Uh uh. No way, she says. LOL.

So PM the RT, love to show up. See what I can do.

Be safe out there,

Smiling Fox

HAving RTTF and seeing a gap for info on Baco, I decided to check it out again. I had been many years ago, so I thought we could use some updated intel. Standard AMP fee, pay the mamasan, etc, and was led to a room and offered a shower. Enter Susan, a short girl with beautiful long, black hair, and a killer bod in a short black dress. More than enough to raise the BP. Anyway, went for TS, average, and back to room, where she lowred the lights and asked what I wanted. I thought "Ok, here we go", but sadly that was not to be. Average massage, with happy ending. She would not drop the dress, (sigh) because she claimed to be a private person. I may repeat just to check up on long ago history, but not with Susan. Too bad, because she was really my type.

Happy Mongering,

BaldConan1

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can. [/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444][size=+1]Pwhipped[/size][/url]
[size=-2]Senior Member
Reports: 2,180[/size]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444]PWhipped[/url] is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOS

BTW-I was talking to him on the phone on the way to DC last night. Motherfucker was telling me about his current crop of freebies, and a shared Thai girl we both know well. I was going to the Looplair first, but I had to stop off and [post=504382]fuck some Thai pussy[/post] before I got there. Did I mention PW is a great story teller...

Loop, sorry for making you guys wait, I just had to get my nut first. It had been almost two weeks since Nogi and I was suffering from yellow fever bad.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444]PWhipped[/url] is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Vedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is. I am already saving my ducats for this one. The problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me. Is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with. Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.

[QUOTE=BSR]Vedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is... I am already saving my ducats for this one... the problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me... is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with... Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.[/QUOTE]Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat. Any escorts or dependable CL girls. Maybes some white meat? I am good with hispanic too, except Red would probably want to fight me for that. Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat... Any escorts or dependable CL girls. I need some white meat for a change, I am good with hispanic, except Red would probably want to fight me for that... Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LL[/QUOTE]The last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.

[QUOTE=BSR]The last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.[/QUOTE]Yep that rat bastard went about two rounds with her in that hour and a half... I wanted to fuck her too but I think her pussy must have hurt. I have seen the man work. I think she is worth the re-invite. The event report, as only the inner circle recieves was, well, stimulating.

The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie

Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- [b]good one BSR[/b]

LL

Happen to be on Old Frederick road and saw something at least I found interesting. There was a tatoo, massage, Hair Salon, and carwash that looked to be all 1 business. Any of you know about this place?

I was next to a restruant supply place.

I went to Far east health center yesterday. And I had a horrible 2 girl massage. (how is that possible)

Well I have been there a few times already, and have had some success with a cute but slightly chunky girl named Lucy. She appears to run the place and provide service seems very wierd but ok. After a few visits she has provided all of the services one could ask for.

But a few times I have been there I have seen a very cute thin asian girl. And I have wanted to try her. So here I go yesterday.

Started off great with a table shower. Bu Lucy and she almost made me pop on the table. In retrospect I probably should have.

So we make it back to the room and lucy says " Me massage you or new girl? "

BINGO I hit the jackpot. So I ask for the new girl. 1 min later in comes this old short fugly mamasan looking lady. She is the "New massage girl" Uh-O

The thing is. She has no clue what she is doing so Lucy has to saty in the room with us and help her massage me. It was kinda cool having a 4 hand massage, but boy was she old. Then after the old lady got the hang of it after 15 min ucy left thr room. So for the next 40 min I got a back rub. Lmao.

Then Lucy came back did the flip while old "New Chic" rubbed my face. I had to keep my eyes closed, but when I did that it did feel damn good.

Bottom line if you go there do not take the new girl!

[QUOTE=Member #1499]I've been there several times over the years and it's still not worth the trip or time. [/QUOTE]You are correct, sir.

I was feeling adventurous, so I ventured to Eastern Ave. (Just being inside the Baltimore beltway is an adventure for me, since I live closer to Fredneck.)

What a waste of time and gas.

I get there and ask for Sara (wild guess, since I had never been there before) and she says there's no Sara, but she will give massage. Bad sign #1. She was about 50 years old and pudgy, so I was hesitant. But I follow her anyway 'cuz I was antsy after my long drive.

The rooms have curtains, not doors. Bad sign #2. Plus, the lady was wearing one of those damned white lab coats. I ask her, what is up with that? She says, "They make us wear these now. " Bad sign #3. I ask, You have younger girl? She says, "Only two girls working right now and other girl busy. " That was the last straw.

I figured I should cut my losses at that point, since I realized that this was not the place for me. I told her I was sorry, but I changed my mind.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

Stimpy

Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:(

Guess I should have RTFF a little more before posting...seems a little fun is still be had...

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]You are correct, sir.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

Stimpy[/QUOTE]I am still a bit confused about that section, it seems that there are some that are just massages, like Total Body Concepts in Towson. Am I wrong about this?

[QUOTE=Prototype]Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:([/QUOTE]You can still cruise, just cruise the clix loop!

Big Red

[QUOTE=Prototype]Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off?[/QUOTE]You are thinking of Reflections. Jade is Jade, and has been for some time.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]

The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie

Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- [b]good one BSR[/b]

LL[/QUOTE]Vedi, Veni, VD -- I Saw, I Came, I Cankered

Ok, so I'm abit under the weather, need to just get off, no milf's around, no one on the street available. Lazy, so I stop out at 11505 Reisterstown rd.

Front door. Lisa is alway happy to see me, she isn't busy. She is nice lookn. Soft hair, Soft voice, nice hands. Any way we are talkin. She is slow, no business. I tell her I can post. Tell her she has to have an expanded menu.

Full service, etc. She says ok. OK<,

I tell her I will post, but the guys need to bring a condom, and put the F. S. Donation and the Condom on the table. 70 at the door, + $1. For the full menu. She says ok. I tell her she will be busy.

Ask for lisa, 70 at the door an hour. 1 buck for the rest with a condom on the table. Guys, can I make it any planer for ya. No negotiations, no discussion.

Now don't say Old Smiling Fox never helped out a couple of old friends.

You know I would never say anything like this, unless lisa asked me to.

So, have a blast.

Post to confirm she does what she says.

Ah so she gets me off, whew, what a relief, cleans me up, thanks me, takes my money, LOL, and tells me if she is really busy I get a freebie. LOL. And I feel so much better now.

There is another girl there, Ginnie. Lisa says she is pretty, YMMV.

Be safe, see you,

Smiling Fox.

Hey guys,

I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.

This past Thursday night, my late night plans feel through. (Booty call scheduled earier in the week didn't pan out). Found myself up on the beltway around Libery Rd with plenty of time and money on my hands, so I decided to go visit the Jade in Ellicott City. Got there, only 2 girls working, and mongers waiting in line ahead of me. Not being one to wait for what I like, I politely said "Maybe next week", and left.

Initially I was hesistant to attempt the ML, with all thier legal history and all, but I have been encouraged by the positive posts from the more experienced and wise Mongers here.

So off I go to the ML, get there right around 11pm. Parking lot was void of any vans, (I like to RTFF) actually, the parking lot was empty! Walked in the front door and asked for Sara. (RTFF) Mamasan says Sara is no longer there, hasnt been there in a while now, but she has "nice tall young girl just for you". I said, "sure, why not"

Mamason lets me in and the place is empty, I am the only monger in the place! Initially that had me cautious, thinking either the quality of girls was really hurting or they were no longer offering the full menu as before mentioned here.

I get to the room, mamason leaves and I start getting ready. Standard fee, except at the ML you only get 45 min, no hour offered. 3 or 4 minutes later in walks my "nice tall young girl". Mamason was right, tall for asain at around 5'8", not skinny, but still very thin and toned. 25 at the oldest, be cups with shaved trimmed patch.

I had the standard tuition and the cover sitting on the table when she came in, I asked for the full menu. So she asked when I wanted the shower, first, or after all meal was over. I always have my shower after my meal.

One of my better meals yet and an AMP, but the TS and the massage following was only average at best, which is fine by me if the meal is 5 star quality. An excellent TS and massage are always a pleasant surprise after a big filling meal, but not required.

Body = 9
Looks = 9
Attitude = 8
meal skills = 8
TS = 5
Massage = 6

Worth every bit of the tuition and will repeat.

I havent heard many new ML Monger tails from the forum, I am the lucky one or are you guys just keeping things on the downlow.

Peace, and be safe out there,

Hawkeye

3 weeks ago a very nice ( I won't get into any details as May has already entered the NY pipeline) This evening no wait time on a Saturday and mamasan presents Mila. Very attractive about 5' 6" or so. Massage was a joke so no rating. Nice b cups with large nipples. CBJ could have been better but she insisted on looking at me the entire time. Small bit of daty followed by cfs. Very nice meal for standard fee. Seems business is way off, but the white vans were gone.

I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.

I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?

[QUOTE=Brian S4]Hey guys,

I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.[/QUOTE]Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.

[QUOTE=Slackervb]I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.

I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?[/QUOTE]No MP or providers operating in Westminster, MP's in Gettysburg, Pikesvillle, occasionally a provider will incall in Owings Mills. P4P in Carroll County, no way the Carroll County Sheriffs won't hear of it! Go to Baltimore, Frederick or DC. If you don't know where the places are, go to 7-11 and buy a ADC Map $12.95 + tax.

Now there is no way I can give a first time poster any direct intel or location of MP's smells to much like bacon, if you buy the aforesaid map, RTFF and follow the yellow brick road you will get to OZ.

Sorry for the bad news.

Big Red

[QUOTE=Salsero Loco]Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.[/QUOTE]Thanks Salsero, I may set some time aside to go check it out.

Just to add to the data on Mira or Mila at ML. I thought the experience was pretty lame - BP is not a 'small' man and I didn't like it when she kept her legs tight and not spread wide to prevent me from bottoming out. Been there twice since the recent crew change and Mila was the only offering.

Has anyone tapped anyone else there? oh yeah, the mamasan doesn't count.

BP

I have not been to royalty or any other spa for that matter in over a year. The S.O. put me on a short leash but she went out of state for a week so I decided to give royalty a try. Now, its an American spa so I know the rates are probably going to be a little higher and the mileage a bit less but what the hell. I go in and they introduce me to 3 girls, 2 white(Diane and Amber) both late twenties to early thirties and one black ( don't remember her name)around the same age. I pick Diane a cute blonde slender between large b and small c cups. .9$ for 45 mins go to the room. Drop $ tip on the table, Topless massage nothing to write home about and she only would do a hj. At that rate for that service I don't think I will repeat any time soon.

BD

Stopped by TBC today on a whim, hadn't been there for a while and was in the mood for white meat instead of oriental. Anyway, a drop-dead gorgeous girl named Laura met me at the door. Little head took over immediately. I opted for a four-hand with her and a blonde named Olga. 1. 1 / girl and $ each to get them nude. Good massage, only HJ on the menu, wish there was more. Please do not flame me, I know I over paid, it was just one oof those days. Great experience.

Baldconan1

I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.

[QUOTE=Waitfore]I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.[/QUOTE]Here's a landmark for ya champ! Your computer...it has something called Google. On it you can "Google" the name and then type the addy that will pop up (Viva Technologie!) into the Maps portion and there you go!

I also hear there are often white vans parked outside.

[QUOTE=Waitfore]Give a newbie a clue.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Waitfore]give me a landmark.[/QUOTE]


Give me... Give me....

For the love of Trashman, let me get this taken of right now before you get all out of hand. Let me give you everything you need to get anything you want without the embarrassment of looking like an asshole.

RTFF


That is all.



Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=VasgoMD]Here's a landmark for ya champ! Your computer...it has something called Google. On it you can "Google" the name and then type the addy that will pop up (Viva Technologie!) into the Maps portion and there you go!

I also hear there are often white vans parked outside.[/QUOTE]I knew there was a risk of being chastised when I last posted requesting help with a location. I did RTFF and did use maps.google.com to locate the establishment. But I still cannot physically locate it. I would not have posted such a prosaic question if I didn't feel it was merited. I'm sure others would benefit considering the place must be harder to find than most. If it's not, I apologize for opening a discussion that no one else finds an issue.

[QUOTE=Waitfore]I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.[/QUOTE]


I am going to add my 2 cents on these, I have added value to other states like NJ, CT and Rhode Island, I recently came to people on this board for help, I got none, However I will say that I did find ML, after great research provided within this board. I will say that the quality of the girls at ML are far better than anywhere else I have been. I will say that the place it self is in need of a makeover. I wish luck in finding it, By the way if you have been up an down the street many times and still can not find it, you my friend are not a true monger.......