The Woodshed

[QUOTE=MrDiesel;2396595]Alright Gentlemen, my sister is fixing to start posting her ad on BP. Take very good care of her, she is talented " I Know " because I used her services every Friday and Saturday night "BUT" that was when we lived in the Back Woods of Alabama and that kind of loving was LEGAL. Like Steven Tyler said. The best kind loving starts with a sister or a cousin [ATTACH=CONFIG]369088[/ATTACH].

[blue]Mr. Diesel, I moved this post here because it's didn't really belong on the other thread. I also inventoried your assortment of registered user names (BigPappa62, MuffLiker69, PileDriver01, SouthMiami72, TwatBuster) and combined them all into this one. There is a place on the forum for comic relief and I'm thankful that you have decided to provide it. In the future though please limit it to just this one account.

Thanks,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Wow!! Rosie Jones is your sister??

I was heading out of town on business and wanted to line up some entertainment while there. Called and texted around but you know how our BP friends aren't much on customer service. Went to CL and replied to a few ads. Got a reply from a perfect ten according to her pics. A few texts later she was asking for me to get a vanilla card, not a Visa!! Don't get the Visa! She says.

Long story short, I managed to string "her" along to the tune of 50+ texts. After 10 requests for the scratch of code and 10 threats to block me, I finally spilled the beans that I knew it was a scam. She then claimed to be LEO and would trace the texts and that I would be in trouble. Good thing I live 1000 miles away in another state! .

Anyway, never give out a code on a prepaid card. But if you get a scammer going, it really is a lot if fun string them along for 45 minutes! They don't get the cash if they don't get the code. I had to finally give in and spill the beans, I couldn't outlast "her".

Stay safe, have fun.

[QUOTE=JdGator;2399334]I was heading out of town on business and wanted to line up some entertainment while there. Called and texted around but you know how our BP friends aren't much on customer service. Went to CL and replied to a few ads. Got a reply from a perfect ten according to her pics. A few texts later she was asking for me to get a vanilla card, not a Visa!! Don't get the Visa! She says.

Long story short, I managed to string "her" along to the tune of 50+ texts. After 10 requests for the scratch of code and 10 threats to block me, I finally spilled the beans that I knew it was a scam. She then claimed to be LEO and would trace the texts and that I would be in trouble. Good thing I live 1000 miles away in another state! .

Anyway, never give out a code on a prepaid card. But if you get a scammer going, it really is a lot if fun string them along for 45 minutes! They don't get the cash if they don't get the code. I had to finally give in and spill the beans, I couldn't outlast "her".

Stay safe, have fun.[/QUOTE]Actually scamming a scammer across state lines is a feelherup felony of the 1st degree punishable under penis code 7769. HE and will be duly reflected in your permanent record. The good news is, you tied her up and therefore helped fellow hobbyists from wasting there time. Never ceases to amaze me how these girls think these scams will ever work. Anyhow, have to go as I am expecting a call from my Nigerian Banker.

When I first started on the site it was really difficulty to get a response from anyone. Chalked it up to been new. I see a fellow newcomer has had a bad experience and got tons of attention about it. That's good though. We're growing, putting on our big boy pants and doing what what needs to be done by looking out for one other. I'm not new this any more, just don't post. We're all seeing the same girls any way. So what can be said that already hasn't been said. I just stalk the pages like alot of others, who tried their hand in the frat and take in what little info I can. Just my thought. Thank you for your time and due diligence, it doesn't go unwarranted on my part.

Stay safe and slay these hoes for what their worth. Pennies on the dollar.

So whatever happened to Pristine Chase. She used to frequent Jax in the past and frankly I cannot remember the last time she was here. I've tried emails to her but got no response. I know she's still around just doesn't come down to Jax, what drove her away? I know she had a bit of an "attitude" as some called it, but once you got passed that. The time spent was awesome. Got to see her three times while she was still coming here. I for one enjoyed her juicy box and by far one of the sweetest tasting ones I've had in the hobby. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice. Just throwing that out there.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2373877]
Using a gopro camera to help our AA brothers enjoy some of the Providers who are choosier about whom they see might be an example of such humor. Although I swear, if the Preacher pays half the costs, I'll do it just for him.
[/QUOTE]I know that I'm a month late, but fist bump brother.

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2406411]I know that I'm a month late, but fist bump brother.[/QUOTE]No problem my brother. You've been on a mission trip doing good work. All good. All the time.

I am a guy who writes reviewed, as I see them. Never have white Knighted any one ever. Proof? Read my posts. All of them. When a gal is good, and good to you, It doesn't mean that she will be good for me as well. I understand that. I've had providers actually smell like dead fish. I mean to the point I had to walk. And then I have had gals that were on top of their game all of the time. As soon as I give her a shoutout, some monger gives a report that she is. Lets just say undesirable. I had this happen to me here. Some asshole with 309 posts got on me for saying that a provider was good both time I saw her. I guess in all fairness, she had a few reviews saying she had a few cleanliness problems. Come to find out this idiot did in fact have 309 posts, but only 5 or 6 reviews. I had 9 reviews and twenty posts. And he is on my back criticizing me for making a comment to some guy comparing my experience. These girls change like the Florida weather. My great experiences may turn out to suck for you. I told the asshole, that I'm not his genie and he needs to do research on his own. No wonder he only has 5 or 6 reviews in 309 posts. I took time to find out his posts are all bull shit and criticism. Told him to get a life of his own. Lowlife parasite. Hope he reads this post.

[blue]Why didn't you report the post where he "got on you?"

Just saying,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2419631]I am a guy who writes reviewed, as I see them. Never have white Knighted any one ever. Proof? Read my posts. All of them. When a gal is good, and good to you, It doesn't mean that she will be good for me as well. I understand that. I've had providers actually smell like dead fish. I mean to the point I had to walk. And then I have had gals that were on top of their game all of the time. As soon as I give her a shoutout, some monger gives a report that she is. Lets just say undesirable. I had this happen to me here. Some asshole with 309 posts got on me for saying that a provider was good both time I saw her. I guess in all fairness, she had a few reviews saying she had a few cleanliness problems. Come to find out this idiot did in fact have 309 posts, but only 5 or 6 reviews. I had 9 reviews and twenty posts. And he is on my back criticizing me for making a comment to some guy comparing my experience. These girls change like the Florida weather. My great experiences may turn out to suck for you. I told the asshole, that I'm not his genie and he needs to do research on his own. No wonder he only has 5 or 6 reviews in 309 posts. I took time to find out his posts are all bull shit and criticism. Told him to get a life of his own. Lowlife parasite. Hope he reads this post.

[blue]Why didn't you report the post where he "got on you?"

Just saying,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Just keep giving honest reviews & the rest will take care of itself. Can't criticize you since I've only been in the hobby a short time, but a wise monger once said "if it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2419631]I am a guy who writes reviewed, as I see them. Never have white Knighted any one ever. Proof? Read my posts. All of them. When a gal is good, and good to you, It doesn't mean that she will be good for me as well. I understand that. I've had providers actually smell like dead fish. I mean to the point I had to walk. And then I have had gals that were on top of their game all of the time. As soon as I give her a shoutout, some monger gives a report that she is. Lets just say undesirable. I had this happen to me here. Some asshole with 309 posts got on me for saying that a provider was good both time I saw her. I guess in all fairness, she had a few reviews saying she had a few cleanliness problems. Come to find out this idiot did in fact have 309 posts, but only 5 or 6 reviews. I had 9 reviews and twenty posts. And he is on my back criticizing me for making a comment to some guy comparing my experience. These girls change like the Florida weather. My great experiences may turn out to suck for you. I told the asshole, that I'm not his genie and he needs to do research on his own. No wonder he only has 5 or 6 reviews in 309 posts. I took time to find out his posts are all bull shit and criticism. Told him to get a life of his own. Lowlife parasite. Hope he reads this post.

[blue]Why didn't you report the post where he "got on you?"

Just saying,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Agree and concur. Write them as you see them. Good, bad and indifferent. It's up to each Hobbyist to have his own experience and as we all know, YMMV, from time to time as the weather, financial situation and other factors come into play. What I think is petty BS, is when one guy attacks another guy just for expressing his opinion and facts as he sees them. Happens on a frequent basis if you happen to not jump on the band wagon for the latest ATF provider. The flavor of the day so to speak. Of course, we have seen on multiple occasions, cases where the author is another girl, handler, BF etc trying to protect their investment. Funny thing how when some of those later go downhill, nobody comes back and says, hey dude, you were right, sorry. Without honesty in reviews, than the Forum loses it's benefit.

Why didn't you report the post where he "got on you?

Just saying,

A2 I did A2. Read the review. In fact I I did 2 posts.

[blue]In this case, "Report the post" would refer to clicking the button labled "Report Post" which brings it to my attention. If you're addressing it in the forum then you are participating in the argument, not solving the problem. Don't read that as meaning you shouldn't address it on this thread, that would be exactly what this thread was created for.

If you did report it and I didn't do anything about it, then I didn't think it rose to the level of intervention.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2419904]Why didn't you report the post where he "got on you?

Just saying,

A2 I did A2. Read the review. In fact I I did 2 posts.

[blue]In this case, "Report the post" would refer to clicking the button labled "Report Post" which brings it to my attention. If you're addressing it in the forum then you are participating in the argument, not solving the problem. Don't read that as meaning you shouldn't address it on this thread, that would be exactly what this thread was created for.

If you did report it and I didn't do anything about it, then I didn't think it rose to the level of intervention.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I didn't Think I asked or need anyone to do anything. I took care of it. Just blowing off some bitchin steam. This is nothing at all compared to the stuff that goes on on other forums. I like participating in the argument, unless I broke some sort of rule. If I did please inform me. That is all part of the fun here. I hope. It's All good.

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2420209]I didn't Think I asked or need anyone to do anything. I took care of it. Just blowing off some bitchin steam. This is nothing at all compared to the stuff that goes on on other forums. I like participating in the argument, unless I broke some sort of rule. If I did please inform me. That is all part of the fun here. I hope. It's All good.[/QUOTE]You are correct, it is all part of the fun that goes on in this thread, not all threads.

[QUOTE=USNen;2406181]So whatever happened to Pristine Chase. She used to frequent Jax in the past and frankly I cannot remember the last time she was here. I've tried emails to her but got no response. I know she's still around just doesn't come down to Jax, what drove her away? I know she had a bit of an "attitude" as some called it, but once you got passed that. The time spent was awesome. Got to see her three times while she was still coming here. I for one enjoyed her juicy box and by far one of the sweetest tasting ones I've had in the hobby. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice. Just throwing that out there.[/QUOTE]As far as I can tell, Ms. P.C. is staying close to the Columbia, SC area, with occasional forays to Charleston, SC. Not sure why. But she has a loyal following and gets great reviews.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=Copernicus;2421699]I think I am addicted to AMP's. Any advice to help me overcome this? I keep telling myself each time is the last, but the reality is the time between sessions is becoming shorter and shorter. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Ramp up the frequency of your visits, after a while you will be physically and possibly financially spent. Seriously though, this isn't the place to go to find a 12-step program to break the habit. Sort of like asking a bartender what to do to quit drinking. Good luck with that!

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;2422548]Ramp up the frequency of your visits, after a while you will be physically and possibly financially spent. Seriously though, this isn't the place to go to find a 12-step program to break the habit. Sort of like asking a bartender what to do to quit drinking. Good luck with that![/QUOTE]The financial aspects can be mitigated by a part time job!

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2422636]The financial aspects can be mitigated by a part time job![/QUOTE]Selling blood or plasma (maybe a kidney) are always options to help fund the continuance of the habit.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;2422716]Selling blood or plasma (maybe a kidney) are always options to help fund the continuance of the habit.[/QUOTE]You guys are stone cold, like Iceman! Certainly the only and best option is to get a stable of girls and sample the wares as you see fit. Or maybe a Doctor's note and use it as a tax write off? Or give your fellow hobbyists your cash and we'll wear gopro cameras just for you.

Having been around her for a while here is a helpful hint to help you maximize your experience.

Recently, there have been too many guys "parachuting in". By that I mean, logging in and posting questions without scanning what might have already been written. In multiple occasions lately there have been lengthy discussions about a given girl. Valuable and relevant info shared for all to read. A day or two later someone parachutes in and asks a question that was already answered a few pages back.

Do yourself a favor. When you check in review things going back to your last visit here. You might find your answers before you need to ask the question.

This is a public service announcement.

I mean he seems like a reliable source but we've never hooked up before. Thanks for the info and advance.

He's cool. I've gotten several leads from him and they were great.

He's cool. I've gotten several leads from him and they were great.

He's cool. I've gotten several leads from him and they were great.

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;2450798]I mean he seems like a reliable source but we've never hooked up before. Thanks for the info and advance.[/QUOTE]I don't know, I mean he doesn't have many posts, can we trust what he says? LOL.

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;2450798]I mean he seems like a reliable source but we've never hooked up before. Thanks for the info and advance.[/QUOTE]He seems shady to me. Always seeming to make sense and his posts are understandable and have some kind of substance. I don't think I trust him just yet.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2450712]Having been around her for a while here is a helpful hint to help you maximize your experience.

Recently, there have been too many guys "parachuting in". By that I mean, logging in and posting questions without scanning what might have already been written. In multiple occasions lately there have been lengthy discussions about a given girl. Valuable and relevant info shared for all to read. A day or two later someone parachutes in and asks a question that was already answered a few pages back.

Do yourself a favor. When you check in review things going back to your last visit here. You might find your answers before you need to ask the question.

This is a public service announcement.[/QUOTE]I'll vouch for Drew Park, and second his motion that mongers new to the board should take note and RTFF before asking for a handout. Now you guys that don't like that can proceed to question my credibility as well.

I've got your back, Drew.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2451209]I'll vouch for Drew Park, and second his motion that mongers new to the board should take note and RTFF before asking for a handout. Now you guys that don't like that can proceed to question my credibility as well.

I've got your back, Drew.[/QUOTE]Sure, a couple of 3 star senior members vouching for each other. Yeah, right, like I trust that! LOL.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2451209]I'll vouch for Drew Park, and second his motion that mongers new to the board should take note and RTFF before asking for a handout. Now you guys that don't like that can proceed to question my credibility as well.

I've got your back, Drew.[/QUOTE]Fish, you were the first guy to respond to me when I joined this board. So ill always have your back. Same for jaxtantrixman, you guys led me in the right direction and both of you will always be right on in my book. Been mongering for years now back when ads in a certain publication was the only way to find new talent (hint: middle finger. LOL). But yes I am new to this board and enjoy the tales and good insight and value certain members input. BSHM. Since poniboi hasnt trademarked that yet I figured I'd use it too. LOL. Tonto out!

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2451209]I'll vouch for Drew Park, and second his motion that mongers new to the board should take note and RTFF before asking for a handout. Now you guys that don't like that can proceed to question my credibility as well.

I've got your back, Drew.[/QUOTE]Damn someone is questioning Fishguy717 that is like questioning TimTebow316. See what I did there, I did not use the "G" word. I did not want to offend any of the First Baptist lurkers on the board.

All I can say is Fish. Has always been honest and helpful to me.

OS.

[QUOTE=OldSchool;2451541]Damn someone is questioning Fishguy717 that is like questioning TimTebow316. See what I did there, I did not use the "G" word. I did not want to offend any of the First Baptist lurkers on the board.

All I can say is Fish. Has always been honest and helpful to me.

OS.[/QUOTE]Thanks OS. It's a good thing I'm not here to impress TantricMan, eh?

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2451604]Thanks OS. It's a good thing I'm not here to impress TantricMan, eh?[/QUOTE]I've been swapping messages with Fishguy and Drew for years. There info is honest and spot on.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2451604]Thanks OS. It's a good thing I'm not here to impress TantricMan, eh?[/QUOTE]Guys, I was being funny with some sarcastic humor. Come on man!! Was funning. Sorry if it didn't come through that way. You got to be 3 star seniors for a reason the rest of us can admire and benefit from.

Hey gents. I got a couple PM's a month ago after mentioning my use of see pills in a previous post. I found a very good resource for gleaning other mongers' experience and advice:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?272-Viagra-amp-other-Performance-Enhancements[/URL]

I found a supplier on there who is way cheaper than the one I've been using. Just placed an order, so we'll see if what they send works as well as what I've used in the past. The same thing applies here as with providers: YMMV. If you're looking to go the prescription route, best bet is to pay a visit to your doc and ask for a free sample (V, L or C). If it works for you, then you may want to try one of many suppliers listed on the aforementioned thread. Since I've had very little provider experience, but already taken advantage of great provider reviews from others on here, I hope this post is helpful to some of you guys. Stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2453019]Hey gents. I got a couple PM's a month ago after mentioning my use of see pills in a previous post. I found a very good resource for gleaning other mongers' experience and advice:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?272-Viagra-amp-other-Performance-Enhancements[/URL]

I found a supplier on there who is way cheaper than the one I've been using. Just placed an order, so we'll see if what they send works as well as what I've used in the past. The same thing applies here as with providers: YMMV. If you're looking to go the prescription route, best bet is to pay a visit to your doc and ask for a free sample (V, L or C). If it works for you, then you may want to try one of many suppliers listed on the aforementioned thread. Since I've had very little provider experience, but already taken advantage of great provider reviews from others on here, I hope this post is helpful to some of you guys. Stay safe out there![/QUOTE]Why take the risk with unregulated furrin goods? Get some health insurance. Almost everyone can get it now thanks to Obamacare. And then get a prescription from a licensed Murrican physician. Ask for a script for 20 mg pills, which is a higher dosage than you probably need. (Cost is the same per pill, regardless of dosage. Go figure - it's Murrica!) Also buy a pill cutter at CVS for five bucks. Cut those suckers into quarters and enjoy the results. By doing this, I've gotten my cost down to under $5 per event, which is pretty reasonable, and I don't have to worry that I might be ingesting cow dung.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2453027]Why take the risk with unregulated furrin goods? Get some health insurance. Almost everyone can get it now thanks to Obamacare. And then get a prescription from a licensed Murrican physician. Ask for a script for 20 mg pills, which is a higher dosage than you probably need. (Cost is the same per pill, regardless of dosage. Go figure - it's Murrica!) Also buy a pill cutter at CVS for five bucks. Cut those suckers into quarters and enjoy the results. By doing this, I've gotten my cost down to under $5 per event, which is pretty reasonable, and I don't have to worry that I might be ingesting cow dung.[/QUOTE]Good point Fred. That's why I was hesitant to share any specific supplier sites, etc. However, considering the risks which we already take in this hobby (arrest, STD, divorce, robbery, injury), I suppose we all have to determine which risks are worth taking.

I personally don't take these miracle pills for boner reasons but I did dream a doctor gave me a daily 10 mg RX for another old guy reason, BPH, and any other side effects just have to be tolerated. With insurance my cost is zero. He also started me off with a couple months worth of free samples.

[QUOTE=MuddGuppy;2484617]I'm a regular with Naomi and I think she is so much more beautiful in person. She is 5'7" but I would still call her a spinner with natural DD's. She is playful and fun. She allows me to try new things and even comes up with her own ideas that are fabulous. She does have her boundaries though. She is clean. And has class. I have taken her to very nice restaurants and she has hung out with me and my friends. I have never been embarrassed to have her with me. I have had my fair share of bad experiences with these girls. But finally found one that really fits the bill for me.[/QUOTE]

Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2487166]Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.[/QUOTE]RD, this is spot on and made my day whilst I ROTF! Thanks!!

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2487166]Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.[/QUOTE]I have been a regular for about a year. She won't take any long walks on the beach with you on your first date. But spend enough money and time with most any of them and then ask for a long walk on the beach if that's what you want. Pay more you get more. So my comments come after I have spent a lot of money and time. Sorry I was not graphic enough that's not my nature to be overly graphic. I don't normally post. Because I don't want to expose myself to crap like this.

I was a paying member of Rub Maps and never posted. I have been to many of the AMPs in Jacksonville, St Augustine, Daytona, and OP. They can be expensive for FS. They also change providers out enough that just about the time I get to working well with one, she is gone. Coco and Kim were my favorites at Bamboo spa on Beach. I have seen other girls on BP. Many of them don't look nothing like their pictures. And I have had some take my money and leave. I had some really bad experiences with some. So I found a really good fit for me and stuck with her. Now that I've been seeing her regular and taking good care of her she takes really good care of me. And when I saw the post that said she was not pretty and the pictures where old I spoke up because I know how old the pictures are. One she even took with me during a visit. Her hair was down to her waist and now it's short. She had it cut three weeks ago. That is how recent the pictures are. I have had BBBJ but FS will be covered. I have also done three FFM's she has some really rocking friends that you won't find on back page. Her friends are hot and Bi. But she is not. She may if you sweeten it up. Idk. I've never asked.

Also understand that she is a female and can be moody. So if you had a bad experience give it a second try. I'm sharing what my experience is with her. I can't predict yours, so YMMV.