Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by the massage place in Turkey Creek to see what it was like. And because I really needed a good massage. It was a little harder than I liked, but very thorough (not sexual, just hitting all the back, leg and arm muscles. And also a nice scalp massage). I assume that my gal was the "fugly" one that was mentioned in an earlier review. When she was done, she said very quickly."I'm finished" and ran from the little curtained room. I thought it was odd that she hurried out so quickly, but then I heard a door close and the unmistakable sound of explosive diarhea on the other side of the wall. Wow. That was a nice touch. I left relaxed and a little nauseous.

Anyone tried out the new place in the mall?

Kinda out in the open but just wondering if it is a new spot?

[QUOTE=GolferNick; 1293143]Anyone tried out the new place in the mall?

Kinda out in the open but just wondering if it is a new spot?[/QUOTE]Yes the Aqua Massage is a joke. IMO they don't even give a descent massage. My favorite spot is Tai Ji Hands they give you a straight up massage nothing more, I usually get Cindy and she bends me cracks me and it feels great, but if your looking for HE then I wouldn't even try.

[QUOTE=Mundane;1292740]Stopped by the massage place in Turkey Creek to see what it was like. And because I really needed a good massage. It was a little harder than I liked, but very thorough (not sexual, just hitting all the back, leg and arm muscles. And also a nice scalp massage). I assume that my gal was the "fugly" one that was mentioned in an earlier review. When she was done, she said very quickly."I'm finished" and ran from the little curtained room. I thought it was odd that she hurried out so quickly, but then I heard a door close and the unmistakable sound of explosive diarhea on the other side of the wall. Wow. That was a nice touch. I left relaxed and a little nauseous.[/QUOTE]I told you she was Fugly. 2 or 3 times in there, they will be more than willing to give your inner thighs lots of attention, LOL. Just close your eyes and hope she doesn't have to shit, LOL.

[QUOTE=Ragswaller;1295032]I told you she was Fugly. 2 or 3 times in there, they will be more than willing to give your inner thighs lots of attention, LOL. Just close your eyes and hope she doesn't have to shit, LOL.[/QUOTE]If I go back (and it's a big IF). I think I will ask for a slightly less brutal massage. I am still kind of sore and I don't know if it was from my initial problems or what She-Hulk did to me. I think she kind of enjoys hearing bones crack.

There were two other ladies in there (I saw one and heard the other). The one I saw was more attractive. I think I would rather have her massage just because she didn't look as stern as the one I had. Maybe she wouldn't hurt me.

Do you knw of any MP with white gal. 20s in Knoxville area.

Where is this CBR in Turkey Creek? It is a big place and I hate driving around in there? Name, or something that it is near. Sometimes I like a brutal massage!

Yurengr.

[QUOTE=Mundane; 1295510]If I go back (and it's a big IF). I think I will ask for a slightly less brutal massage. I am still kind of sore and I don't know if it was from my initial problems or what She-Hulk did to me. I think she kind of enjoys hearing bones crack.

There were two other ladies in there (I saw one and heard the other). The one I saw was more attractive. I think I would rather have her massage just because she didn't look as stern as the one I had. Maybe she wouldn't hurt me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yurengr; 1297124]Where is this CBR in Turkey Creek? It is a big place and I hate driving around in there? Name, or something that it is near. Sometimes I like a brutal massage!

Yurengr.[/QUOTE]Across from Chik Fil A.

Small Place

I stopped in for a massage at bamboo massage. Didn't know what to expect. This was not like any other AMP I've ever been to, it has a very open lobby, and just sheets over the door to the massage rooms. To start off it was very straight up, so I thought nothing other than a rub down. I laid on the table while she started. I had to keep telling her to rub harder. She finally got it and started to actually give a decent massage. After about 30 minutes she walked in and out of the room a couple of times and then turned the light off, told me to flip over. She got some lotion and began to give me a HJ. After it was over she wiped me down very quickly and told me all done and wanted me to get dressed. Now, I paid for an hour and it has only been 30 minutes, I asked what is up, I paid for an hour, she just kept shushing me and asked me to get dressed, then even had the nerve to ask for a tip as she was pushing me toward the door. So I guess I am posting this to let all of you know if you want to pay for a hour massage and get a crappy 30 minute rub down with a real quick tug at the end go to bamboo massage.

Stopped by tonight. Descent rub down, no extras. I paid for an hour got an hour for. 6 at end seemed rushed so I left a 10 for a tip. That didn't fly very well with her. Asian Healthy and MT have 3 times better looking women. I won't be repeating there.

In need of a massage but could certainly use some of the 'fun' extras. Have been checking these ladies' ad out but can't find any reviews.

Anyone with any info? Much appreciated if so.

I tried the new AMP today on N Broadway, across from Fountain City Park. .6 For the hour, and I got a great massage, but no extras. Today is their first day open, and I think extras will be available later on. Today I got a nice looking lady (Alice) about late thirties I would guess, and I would defiantly do her with the lights on, if she becomes available. The place was clean, smelled good, and was doctor's office nice.

I think this is the same owner as Chinese Bamboo in Sevierville. I have seen reviews lacking for that one, so who knows. Time will tell. I am ready for a new AMP other than driving all the way to south Knoxville, or fighting with Mommsen at AH.

Good Luck out there.

Nick

[QUOTE=Guyintn; 1299434]In need of a massage but could certainly use some of the 'fun' extras. Have been checking these ladies' ad out but can't find any reviews.

Anyone with any info? Much appreciated if so.[/QUOTE]Seen Shaynna before, solo. Very good massage, very limited extras, even after several visits. PM for more info.

[QUOTE=Nickn3; 1299468]I tried the new AMP today on N Broadway, across from Fountain City Park. .6 For the hour, and I got a great massage, but no extras. Today is their first day open, and I think extras will be available later on. Today I got a nice looking lady (Alice) about late thirties I would guess, and I would defiantly do her with the lights on, if she becomes available. The place was clean, smelled good, and was doctor's office nice.

I think this is the same owner as Chinese Bamboo in Sevierville. I have seen reviews lacking for that one, so who knows. Time will tell. I am ready for a new AMP other than driving all the way to south Knoxville, or fighting with Mommsen at AH.

Good Luck out there.

Nick[/QUOTE]I was there today as well, She was the only one working and she told me to come back in an hour. This is the same as Bamboo. I had the same woman did my massage on Saturday night. I will say this she does give a great massage, but I was disappointed Saturday because I went with all intentions of HE by the reviews. I'm just telling you if you love Chinese Accupressure and trust me your not getting anything more. Tai Ji Hands in the mall for $48 is the ticket. I visit there weekly and usially takes 2 to 3 days to recover, LOL. You also may try to check out AH when the White Mini Van is gone. My last experience there was way above par.

So did they drape, or did you jump on the table after you nuded up and she went with it? Hands brushing your junk? Did you let a hand "accidentally" fall down and brush any part of her?

[QUOTE=Nickn3; 1299468]I tried the new AMP today on N Broadway, across from Fountain City Park. .6 For the hour, and I got a great massage, but no extras. Today is their first day open, and I think extras will be available later on. Today I got a nice looking lady (Alice) about late thirties I would guess, and I would defiantly do her with the lights on, if she becomes available. The place was clean, smelled good, and was doctor's office nice.

I think this is the same owner as Chinese Bamboo in Sevierville. I have seen reviews lacking for that one, so who knows. Time will tell. I am ready for a new AMP other than driving all the way to south Knoxville, or fighting with Mommsen at AH.

Good Luck out there.

Nick[/QUOTE]