Where are all these bad AMP stories coming from?
I have been doing this for a few short years and have maybe 30-50 visits under my belt. I view each visit as a journey and I have learned to make the most of every visit. As I have reported in the past not every one of my trips were world class but every one did result in me meeting an Asian women. I have found that I really enjoy the play. I am very respectful of the ladies and have lived in and around Asians all of my adult life. Maybe that is the difference. I treat the ladies like I would treat my girlfriend no matter what her JOB is. Even the sumo lady had some nice qualities and I learned from that visit. I have never been rushed once in any AMP I visited and they include Pine Tree Kyoto Lilys and a few private AMPs.
Nah He
Worst AMP exp ever (Lily's)
[QUOTE=A Otay; 1139281]I can't imagine how you would possibly know what reports are accurate and which are full of lies. Dorfnalb's report is exactly the kind of report that I come to this Board to read. While I suspect that many folks garnish or embellish I still base who and where I practice this sport on the reports on this Board. In fact, I made an appointment to visit Kelly last night. So here is mine.
Last night I made my first visit to Lilly's even though I live in Laurel. I read too many less than favorable reports about this place over the years and preferred to go down the road to good old dependable Beltsville. But based on Dorfnalb's report I thought I would try it out.
It was absolutely AWFUL; the worst AMP experience of my career.
I made an appointment with Kelly for 10:15 on Saturday night. I got there and was surprised that I was not asked if I had been there before. I guess they assumed that since I asked for Kelly I was good to go. Dorfnalb's description is spot on and since I am an old fart she turned out to be one of those "young" babes that you all talk about. I thought she was very nice looking and seemed to have a nice personality. Everything started out ok and I was getting a nice massage for the first 5 min. In that period the doorbell rang about 4 times. Kelly stepped out and when she came back I got the fastest massage I have had in 10 years of this sport. I was flipping in less than 15 min. I should have known better but I went with it even through the negotiations and the feeble HJ. So within 20 min she was finished (with my own help, if you know what I mean).
This is the point where it got really stupid. When she was going for my clothes I said we are not done. She replied that they were very busy and she would give me more next time. She didn't understand that being busy is not my problem and that I paid for an hour. She simply kept repeating "next time." However as soon as I said that I would have to report this on the Internet, she got very apologetic and gave me 5 more min. Of neck massage, all the time begging me not to say anything on the Internet. As you can see, my loyalty to my fellow mongers is greater than a nice looking babe working at an AMP.
Save your money and got to Baltimore or DC for better service. You can go up to Columbia and visit Kyoto Spa if all you want is a massage and you will get a good one there. Or just maybe the one in Beltsville will open again. [/QUOTE]I decided to quote the whole expression. It is sad to say that the old days (the '90s) are long gone. The new wave of AMP owner's collaborated together to raise rates and lesson services. They still quote 1 hr and. 5hr but what they mean is "Long time" (1 hr or less) or "short time" (which means less than. 5hr). This was explained to me a few years ago by a former friend and owner in the business. Basically, no one complained (except me) and took what they got and lost the chance to keep things the way they were. I decided that I don't like the services for the price and have stopped going. In my case, I have a girlfriend who is an owner out of state that no longer charges me and I get great treatment. Also, I have a porn star legend who I see once in a while and treats me as a "friend with benefits" I figured it was better to make that jump than to take the BS being delivered in HOCO and DC these days. PM for details or just chat on this board for no details.
Drummerboy