Massage Parlor Reports

Similar experience recently here, except, MT said she was all done after 40 min's (paid for the hour). Pointed that out to her and MT (tia) started babbling something. I told her if I wanted a half hour I would have paid for the 1/2. So she started again, very lame this time. It was obvious it was going to be a waste of time, so got up and left. Didn't ask for any money back, since I figured it came to the same as 1/2 hr rate + tip. The first 1/2 hr wasn't bad. Definitely not going back.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott; 1366999]Man, I have driven by Lanes for years and never given it a 2nd look. Sure, when I first started satisfying my AMP curiosities, it was one of my stops, but then came the glory years of Dandelion, Green, and so on. Well, with the Kings shutdown, and the crappy experience at Ace, I figured what the hell, let's go back to where it started.

The pro's. It's very homey feeling, couches in the rooms, nice plants & living room looking area. The table shower is huge, and there is zero risk of falling off. The massage tables themselves are huge, plenty of room for two. The table shower itself is very thorough, hitting all the spots needing attention. The massage is great, and the light teasing and gentle blowing before the flip, is incredible. I should have just humped the table & finished.

The con's. The ending is average, the girls are average, and their mint / gum selection on the way out is pretty weak.

If you're passing through & have a hundred bucks to burn, go for it. After my experience here, at Ace, and the Asian Bodywork joint, I need to take a break from the AMP's unless I stumble upon better looking girls who offer more than a helping hand.[/QUOTE]

Too much exposure going in the front at Maple. Have to use the back.

[QUOTE=CTmongerX1;1371801]With the bar down at the end, the liquor store and other small shops, I have noticed our friends in blue hang out in that parking lot many times. Of course, in that case you won't find me running into Maple that day, LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mothman70;1372157]Too much exposure going in the front at Maple. Have to use the back.[/QUOTE]Visited there once about a year or so ago. As I recall it was a bit expensive. How are the rates now? Is there parking around back?

[QUOTE=Xxofe;1372421]Visited there once about a year or so ago. As I recall it was a bit expensive. How are the rates now? Is there parking around back?[/QUOTE]Still complain about. 4 but will go with it.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott; 1366999]The con's. The ending is average, the girls are average, and their mint / gum selection on the way out is pretty weak.[/QUOTE]Wow, mints or gum. They didn't offer such amenities when I visited in the 90s. That place was my absolute last resort if 34 or King's was closed. Truth be told, I don't think I ever met a therapist at Lane's who wasn't 55+. For that reason, I've not returned. I need young flesh.

Haven't posted a report in a while so I figured I'd do it now.

Saw this provider.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-a-beautiful-asian-lady-oakbrook-29/10234672[/url]

Goes by "Sophia" in the ad so try searching that on BP if the link doesn't work. The pics (and the fact that she was working out of a hotel) may lead you to believe that more is available. It isn't. She actually used to work at Affordable back when they were still open and after they stopped providing extras. She'll lead you to believe that more is available. She'll flirt, but act disgusted when you ask for extras. The massage itself isn't that good either, but she does have a nice rack.

Sunrise closed. REALLY not happy about this. Went to Eastern down by Yorktown. Decided to TOFTT. Extras unlikely.

The whole area is drying up fast. Any idea where these places are going?

Saw a new place on BP. [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-eastern-healing-center-24/10329736[/url] And decided to roll the dice and take my chances on an unreviewed place. Figured I owed a review to the board since I was new to the area. At first, all the signs looked good. Non-descript suite, no external advertising. Nothing to draw attention, or even give anyone the impression they even perform massages there. Walking into the lobby of the suite, I was greeted a VERY attractive Korean girl wearing scrubs. The place is set up as though it's some sort of anti aging clinic- again, nothing to even give the impression of massages going on there. Another good sign- or so I thought. I asked for a 1/2 hr and was quoted $45- pleasantly surprised. She managed to upsell me to the hr for $65 but I was feeling confident I had discovered a good hidden treasure. Once in the room I was greeted by Jenny- a very cute and young asian girl. Maybe 21 or so. Very cute. She proceeded to give me a fairly decent back massage with some light tickling and seemed to be teasing a bit. On the flip, massage was still nice but I was ready for my HE and tried to guide her. She quickly let me know that I was getting a massage, but I would have to wait until I got home and do it myself if I wanted "that" kind of massage.

Overall- not a terrible massage, but still left disappointed. Walking out. She even hit me up for a tip. I told her "Here's a tip- provide the services you imply in your ads- otherwise you won't be around long".

Stay safe & Happy Hunting.

-WM

Well appreciated review. I got all the way to the parking lot and call. They said it was a half hour wait. I said later. Was thinking about heading back there this week but now I know I won't. Could way to handle the tip.

[QUOTE=Westend Monger; 1402840]Saw a new place on BP.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-eastern-healing-center-24/10329736[/url]

And decided to roll the dice and take my chances on an unreviewed place. Figured I owed a review to the board since I was new to the area. At first, all the signs looked good. Non-descript suite, no external advertising. Nothing to draw attention, or even give anyone the impression they even perform massages there. Walking into the lobby of the suite, I was greeted a VERY attractive Korean girl wearing scrubs. The place is set up as though it's some sort of anti aging clinic- again, nothing to even give the impression of massages going on there. Another good sign- or so I thought. I asked for a 1/2 hr and was quoted $45- pleasantly surprised. She managed to upsell me to the hr for $65 but I was feeling confident I had discovered a good hidden treasure. Once in the room I was greeted by Jenny- a very cute and young asian girl. Maybe 21 or so. Very cute. She proceeded to give me a fairly decent back massage with some light tickling and seemed to be teasing a bit. On the flip, massage was still nice but I was ready for my HE and tried to guide her. She quickly let me know that I was getting a massage, but I would have to wait until I got home and do it myself if I wanted "that" kind of massage.

Overall- not a terrible massage, but still left disappointed. Walking out. She even hit me up for a tip. I told her "Here's a tip- provide the services you imply in your ads- otherwise you won't be around long".

Stay safe & Happy Hunting.

-WM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Westend Monger; 1402840]Saw a new place on BP.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-eastern-healing-center-24/10329736[/url]

And decided to roll the dice and take my chances on an unreviewed place. She proceeded to give me a fairly decent back massage with some light tickling and seemed to be teasing a bit. On the flip, massage was still nice but I was ready for my HE and tried to guide her. She quickly let me know that I was getting a massage, but I would have to wait until I got home and do it myself if I wanted "that" kind of massage.

Overall- not a terrible massage, but still left disappointed.

-WM[/QUOTE]There is a location with the same name in Lake Geneva that does provide the services you're looking for. I was told they had an Illinois location, which I assume is the one you visited, so it's surprising and disappointing to hear your experience.

That's exactly what I got.

[QUOTE=Westend Monger; 1402840]Saw a new place on BP.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-eastern-healing-center-24/10329736[/url]

And decided to roll the dice and take my chances on an unreviewed place. Figured I owed a review to the board since I was new to the area. At first, all the signs looked good. Non-descript suite, no external advertising. Nothing to draw attention, or even give anyone the impression they even perform massages there. Walking into the lobby of the suite, I was greeted a VERY attractive Korean girl wearing scrubs. The place is set up as though it's some sort of anti aging clinic- again, nothing to even give the impression of massages going on there. Another good sign- or so I thought. I asked for a 1/2 hr and was quoted $45- pleasantly surprised. She managed to upsell me to the hr for $65 but I was feeling confident I had discovered a good hidden treasure. Once in the room I was greeted by Jenny- a very cute and young asian girl. Maybe 21 or so. Very cute. She proceeded to give me a fairly decent back massage with some light tickling and seemed to be teasing a bit. On the flip, massage was still nice but I was ready for my HE and tried to guide her. She quickly let me know that I was getting a massage, but I would have to wait until I got home and do it myself if I wanted "that" kind of massage.

Overall- not a terrible massage, but still left disappointed. Walking out. She even hit me up for a tip. I told her "Here's a tip- provide the services you imply in your ads- otherwise you won't be around long".

Stay safe & Happy Hunting.

WM[/QUOTE]

I wish I say Sxy Joker's report before I headed over but I too can confirm that Sunrise is closed. If anyone hears of them re-opening let us know.

Hello Everyone,

I saw a new place being advertised for Bolingbrook, and given the area I had to try it out. The Asian massage place is in a multi-suite office building just off of Rt. 53. It was a nice location with a lot of potential. I did not care for all the other clear glass offices seeing me enter, but I went for it. Upon entering the Suite 2 I was greeted by Julie. A very cute and young Asian girl that spoke English very well. In fact too well! Long story short I was given a good massage and even after chatting about how her business would grow hand over fist if additional services were offered, she seemed committed to be legit for as long as she could hold out. She did admit that business was slow and she did not have many repeat clients. I tried to explain it to her, but she is young. I will try again in a couple of weeks to see if she adobts a new business plan.

AmonRa

Saw an ad in BP which piqued my curiosity. [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-a-beautiful-asian-lady-oakbrook-32/10691071.[/url] It's a couple of sisters working out of an apartment in Oak Brook Terrace. Massage was OK, but no happiness was found at the end of the session. She asked if I wanted more time, I said I would if she would help me out with this (put hand in appropriate place) but nothing was forthcoming. Text of ad quoted below as the ad will disappear sooner or later. Hope I saved you all $85. She had the nerve to ask for a tip at the end.

Life is short don't stress out. Let my soft hands relieve your stress and make your body feel like new again. Appointments from 10am till 9pm Monday thru Sunday. Incall $85. 00 per hr. And Outcall $130. 00 per hour Call Sophiaat773-822-8616. Licensed. Longer appointments available.

Poster's age: 32.

• Location: Chicago, Oakbrook.

• Post ID: 10691071 chicago

I reviewed her down below. And yeah, the ad disappeared shortly after the review. She actually worked at Affordable back in the day. As soon as I realized it was her I knew no happiness would be found. Like George said, save your money. She should be advertising in the "Massage" section. But she knows this game well.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush; 1419176]Saw an ad in BP which piqued my curiosity.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-a-beautiful-asian-lady-oakbrook-32/10691071.[/url]

It's a couple of sisters working out of an apartment in Oak Brook Terrace. Massage was OK, but no happiness was found at the end of the session. She asked if I wanted more time, I said I would if she would help me out with this (put hand in appropriate place) but nothing was forthcoming. Text of ad quoted below as the ad will disappear sooner or later. Hope I saved you all $85. She had the nerve to ask for a tip at the end.

Life is short don't stress out. Let my soft hands relieve your stress and make your body feel like new again. Appointments from 10am till 9pm Monday thru Sunday. Incall $85. 00 per hr. And Outcall $130. 00 per hour Call Sophiaat773-822-8616. Licensed. Longer appointments available.

Poster's age: 32.

• Location: Chicago, Oakbrook.

• Post ID: 10691071 chicago[/QUOTE]