Rants Opinions and Totally Pointless Bullshit

Ok, I guess you guys get mad when someone posts an honest review. I thought I would try to contribute for a change rather than just reading. Yes, I am married to a miss Alabama runner up. No, I will not post my wife's pictures. I only even brought it up so people wouldn't think I am some ugly slob that she would just have to tolerate a dream with. Just cause your wife is good looking doesn't mean you won't cheat. Haven't you heard the saying, "no matter how hot she is there is a guy somewhere tired of her shit. " If this is the typical response for a simple review then I will just keep any tips good or bad to myself. I am a bit of a woman addict and for good or bad I see alot of girls, so I could have shared alot more. Good luck fellas stay safe.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2243717]Any ladies out there offering AARP discounts?

-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]Can't quite bring myself to join. Old Mongers never retire, or at least I hope not.

[QUOTE=UpForItNow;2243790]Can't quite bring myself to join. Old Mongers never retire, or at least I hope not.[/QUOTE]Now we telling ages! LOL.

[QUOTE=UpForItNow;2243700]He didn't say what year his wife was runner up Miss AL. Hell, maybe he's a senior citizen monger and she was the runner up in 1962. Not that there's anything wrong with senior citizen mongers. I'm pretty much there myself.[/QUOTE]I will put it in car terms for you boys! You know it's great to have a Porsh in the garage however if you can't turn the engine or the engine very seldom starts, it's very frustrating! LOL.

In that case you need something to ride in and do what it takes to get there! You still love the beauty of your Porsh and when it will start for a ride! A man had to have his ride!

There are lots if us who married the HS Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen etc! Just because were in the hobby does not mean we drive a piece of junk! LOL.

[QUOTE=UpForItNow;2243790]Can't quite bring myself to join. Old Mongers never retire, or at least I hope not.[/QUOTE]You'all know You'all might, someday, find yourselves in my situation: where, due to "male menopause" + health-issues from "beer-belly"waistline-fat + diabetes + high-blood-pressure, that even the [B]big[/B](100 mg) blue diamond-shaped pills will not work reliably (let alone effectively, even when it sort-of works at all) but my lust still drives me to follow the "hobby"news & the gal's ad's even when I'm certain that "willie" won't get stiff enough to "poke" into the poontang! I've taken to calling it the "apostle dilemma" now; [B]"the spirit is willing [U]but the flesh is weak![/U]"[/B] _ I'm 64 & have a 44 inch waist & weigh 284 (the heaviest I've ever been in my life; since I'm 6' 5" I'd always been, until my 40's, a 36-waist "bean-pole" guy) _ sincerely: A K.

I was trying to set something up with April and mentioned something about all the good reviews I saw on her. She told me to not believe the reviews, that she does not offer what all the reviews on her say she does. Now I have a feeling she is the one lying in a attempt to get more tip, either way I have decided she is not worth taking a chance on. If you mongers are making false reviews please stop. We all use the reviews to decide if we want to see a provider or not and if you make stuff up it will cause other mongers to be put in a bad position. If your telling the truth I am not sure I would see someone again that sold me out as I was trying to give her a good review and more business. April was on my list, but sure as hell not now!

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Some providers don't like explicit reviews. It's possible that if a provider really likes a gentleman, he might enjoy some private time after a massage. It would strictly be on a case by case basis and not part of any advertised menu. A provider like that would not want a gentleman to assume he would get private time, because she would want that to be her choice, based on her attraction to the gentleman and other factors. If a board member has questions about a particular post, a private message might get the information he needs. When a board member has a history of several credible, informative posts and not just asking question after question, I think they earned the right to be believed when they post something. It's no one's fault if a gentleman doesn't click with a provider. It's happened to all of us.

[QUOTE=Letsgetcrazy;2262666]I was trying to set something up with April and mentioned something about all the good reviews I saw on her. She told me to not believe the reviews, that she does not offer what all the reviews on her say she does. Now I have a feeling she is the one lying in a attempt to get more tip, either way I have decided she is not worth taking a chance on. If you mongers are making false reviews please stop. We all use the reviews to decide if we want to see a provider or not and if you make stuff up it will cause other mongers to be put in a bad position. If your telling the truth I am not sure I would see someone again that sold me out as I was trying to give her a good review and more business. April was on my list, but sure as hell not now!

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[QUOTE=Chiatrimmer;2263233]Some providers don't like explicit reviews. It's possible that if a provider really likes a gentleman, he might enjoy some private time after a massage. It would strictly be on a case by case basis and not part of any advertised menu. A provider like that would not want a gentleman to assume he would get private time, because she would want that to be her choice, based on her attraction to the gentleman and other factors. If a board member has questions about a particular post, a private message might get the information he needs. When a board member has a history of several credible, informative posts and not just asking question after question, I think they earned the right to be believed when they post something. It's no one's fault if a gentleman doesn't click with a provider. It's happened to all of us.[/QUOTE]I wrote this post mainly because she wanted me to set the story straight. Well according to her. I have my doubts she was honest, but I don't care because I don't like being talked to by a provider like she talked to me. Not good to talk to someone badly when you make money off of guys that talk to each other on review boards.

[QUOTE=Letsgetcrazy;2262666]I was trying to set something up with April and mentioned something about all the good reviews I saw on her. She told me to not believe the reviews, that she does not offer what all the reviews on her say she does. Now I have a feeling she is the one lying in a attempt to get more tip, either way I have decided she is not worth taking a chance on. If you mongers are making false reviews please stop. We all use the reviews to decide if we want to see a provider or not and if you make stuff up it will cause other mongers to be put in a bad position. If your telling the truth I am not sure I would see someone again that sold me out as I was trying to give her a good review and more business. April was on my list, but sure as hell not now!

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massages-by-april-in-or-out-call-available/11118546[/URL][/QUOTE]Why would we write false reviews! Mr see is on spot with his post! If she had a better location I would give her a 9 out of 10 for fun! You been told by a senior member and a rookie. Stay away and leave her for the rest of us, who are smart enough to enjoy this free spirit.

[QUOTE=Letsgetcrazy;2262666]I was trying to set something up with April and mentioned something about all the good reviews I saw on her. She told me to not believe the reviews, that she does not offer what all the reviews on her say she does. Now I have a feeling she is the one lying in a attempt to get more tip, either way I have decided she is not worth taking a chance on. If you mongers are making false reviews please stop. We all use the reviews to decide if we want to see a provider or not and if you make stuff up it will cause other mongers to be put in a bad position. If your telling the truth I am not sure I would see someone again that sold me out as I was trying to give her a good review and more business. April was on my list, but sure as hell not now!

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massages-by-april-in-or-out-call-available/11118546[/URL][/QUOTE]Bro, I assure you she is worth a visit! Bbj.

[QUOTE=Afflacked;2271411]Bro, I assure you she is worth a visit! Bbj.[/QUOTE]She keeps turning him down! He might go postal! Dude had issues! Let's just keep Aprils skills for those who know the real thing when we find it!

[QUOTE=Rigger5;2271605]She keeps turning him down! He might go postal! Dude had issues! Let's just keep Aprils skills for those who know the real thing when we find it![/QUOTE]I don't have issues, if you knew the whole story you would understand. I will leave it at that. I don't care if you listen to me or not. I posted because she told me to in the beginning. I wouldn't touch her now for anything. Go ahead you can have her and her hubby. Oh and ask her what hubby likes.

[QUOTE=Letsgetcrazy;2262666]I was trying to set something up with April and mentioned something about all the good reviews I saw on her. She told me to not believe the reviews, that she does not offer what all the reviews on her say she does. Now I have a feeling she is the one lying in a attempt to get more tip, either way I have decided she is not worth taking a chance on. If you mongers are making false reviews please stop. We all use the reviews to decide if we want to see a provider or not and if you make stuff up it will cause other mongers to be put in a bad position. If your telling the truth I am not sure I would see someone again that sold me out as I was trying to give her a good review and more business. April was on my list, but sure as hell not now!

[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massages-by-april-in-or-out-call-available/11118546[/URL][/QUOTE]My experience was great and PM from several others confirm that time with her was well spent. There were no games or drama and we both had fun.

[QUOTE=Letsgetcrazy;2272127]I don't have issues, if you knew the whole story you would understand. I will leave it at that. I don't care if you listen to me or not. I posted because she told me to in the beginning. I wouldn't touch her now for anything. Go ahead you can have her and her hubby. Oh and ask her what hubby likes.[/QUOTE]What's the whole story, so we all can try to see where you're coming from with the revelation, and so we can learn going forward.

[QUOTE=IAmSix15;2283894]What's the whole story, so we all can try to see where you're coming from with the revelation, and so we can learn going forward.[/QUOTE]The morel of the story is that hubby likes cock too and she is trying to get someone to let them share. She wanted me to let hubby watch and me shoot inside her so hubby could lick it out of her. I would dare to say when you got there they would want you to let them both have your rod. I am not into guys at all and no telling what all he is doing with guys and then going back to her. Play at your own risk!