Massage Parlor Reports

I can't verify if what has happed at this AMP to El Bango has really happened, what I can verify is when I emailed him he emailed me the names of many of the providers there and I went in this Friday and sure enough I got one of them.

However, when I went in she gave a half-way decent massage, wasn't a spinner like I"m used to or like, but wasn't bad either. She teased. A LOT. I had a raging hard-on but when I went to move her hand over the fun area she sorta backed away but said nothing. It came out legit, massage wasn't too bad, didn't spend a fortune so that's good. I think if I went in again maybe I could get at least an HE but we'll see.

So far his names of providers is accurate and I can vouche for that. That tells me he does go there. As to whether or not he got to the bases he said. Dunno yet.

I tried this place once before with no luck at all. I PM El Bango and he dropped some legit names so I thought I would try them again. I even went to the same person he said he had luck with and I got a lot of tease, she stayed arm's length away most of the time and did not allow anything (my second time with her). When I reached she moved my hand and she said the ticklish crap line. I received pretty much the same MO as Dr. Midnight and pretty much the same service (but I did not pitch a tent as there I felt nothing was going to happen). Based on his report, I'm glad I didn't give her the pleasure.

I think you need to dump a bunch of money before you get any further (not worth it for a HE). I read a report that one monger was upset and the gals said "you want bad things so you have to leave" and he said something like "but she took my money" after the monger left, the two gals were talking loud and then laughed out loud to each other. I think they get their jollies making guys blue balls and then they leave the room.

El Bango was kind enough to PM me a name of a girl in another MP and when I went she worked there but got nothing even close to what he described. Maybe El Bango has got some kinda MoJo going on that gets him all these adventures at such a good price but I have not experienced it.

Guys gmafb.

If you can't get something to happen at the joints I've mentioned, don't start assuming I'm bs'ing you. Why would I bother?

How old are you? Are you ugly? I have no clue who you guys are and why you can't get anything to happen. I'm no model or anything, hell I've even got a beer belly, but, I also bench 300, so, I'm not 'that' ugly either. Do you shower before going? I don't know. Again, don't blame me if you can't close the deal.

Why would I keep going back to these joints if I didn't get anything?

I've already said this place puts on a 'legit' facade.

Just waiting for one of you guys to get a nice HE, then, perhaps all you doubters will stfu. Hopefully you might apologize for questioning my integrity once it's confirmed by someone else. After all if you're willing to publicly bash me, hopefully you'll publicly apologize when it's confirmed I'm not bs'ing.

Cracks me up on how many will post to bust someones balls. But I see good results. I wouldn't go back there and the guys that did just can't recommend the place either. Thats what this is all about. Hey maybe el bango gets good treatment and we don't. I have had the samething at other places. I get good service and extras while others get nothing. Just weird when I get nothing cause I always get something if the place does something. Know what I mean? Its not like I go in as a freaky newbie, I can do 50 different things during a massage to get extras if they do it. So I have big doubts about this place and so do the rest of you. Notice how you can walk into the pizza place and never been there before and get you desert from the Chinese laundry girls? (oh happenstance came up with "laundry girls" for plain janes and everyone likes it). So all I'm saying since I had about 10 drinks is that bango might be banging his own.

[QUOTE=ElBango; 1177332]Guys gmafb.

If you can't get something to happen at the joints I've mentioned, don't start assuming I'm bs'ing you. Why would I bother?

Some guys just do it for acceptance.

How old are you? Are you ugly? I have no clue who you guys are and why you can't get anything to happen. I'm no model or anything, hell I've even got a beer belly, but, I also bench 300, so, I'm not 'that' ugly either. Do you shower before going? I don't know. Again, don't blame me if you can't close the deal.

Some maybe ugly, short, and fat like me. LOL.

Why would I keep going back to these joints if I didn't get anything?

Who the fuck knows except ElBango.

I've already said this place puts on a 'legit' facade.

So do they all, don't they? Hmmmmmm.

Just waiting for one of you guys to get a nice HE, then, perhaps all you doubters will stfu. Hopefully you might apologize for questioning my integrity once it's confirmed by someone else. After all if you're willing to publicly bash me, hopefully you'll publicly apologize when it's confirmed I'm not bs'ing. [/QUOTE]When 3 or more posters that have been more reliable and here longer than you question your integrity and refute your findings, I tend to believe them. In my several years here, bs is only accepted for so long and then people start ignoring you. Anyhow, I hope you find your best of piece of ass or HJ on USAG.

PC out

I wasn't trying to bust your chops El Bango. I simply stated I tried, got nothing. Maybe I need to go again. I don't know. You very easily could have, I have no idea and cannot confirm it. Your names were correct, but like I said I got nothing.

I may try at a later date just to see. But I won't be throwing bucks down for consistant dissapointments. I'll also post any findings. I do thank you for the names though.

El Bango was cool enough to share his intel and pm me a couple of times. I also tried the same gal multiple times with no luck (that he mentioned was a go). And all I got was a good tease. I wish I had the same mojo as El Bango with this gal. I know these places are very careful and maybe I just had bad timing (or he had the right timing) and I'm sure these gals pick and choose who gets the HE if at all, it's just wasn't my time (and for a lot of other guys apparently). I think I'm done with any of the places on Fair Oaks or in that area.

Give the guy a break. With many of these places, YMMV. I know I've tried the same places several times before I could earn their trust and finally was successful. One of them is in Arcadia, and we know how Arcadia is tough on their massage places. Every once in a while they crack down on them and they need to be careful. I think Pas is the same way. If the therapists don't get a good vibe from you, they will be afraid to do anything.

I don't doubt that he's been to the places and seen those women, and he's probably had success where others haven't. I tried the Fair Oaks place and wasn't successful, but that doesn't mean that I won't be in the future.

[QUOTE=ElBango; 1177332]Guys gmafb.

If you can't get something to happen at the joints I've mentioned, don't start assuming I'm bs'ing you. Why would I bother?

How old are you? Are you ugly? I have no clue who you guys are and why you can't get anything to happen. I'm no model or anything, hell I've even got a beer belly, but, I also bench 300, so, I'm not 'that' ugly either. Do you shower before going? I don't know. Again, don't blame me if you can't close the deal.

Why would I keep going back to these joints if I didn't get anything?

I've already said this place puts on a 'legit' facade.

Just waiting for one of you guys to get a nice HE, then, perhaps all you doubters will stfu. Hopefully you might apologize for questioning my integrity once it's confirmed by someone else. After all if you're willing to publicly bash me, hopefully you'll publicly apologize when it's confirmed I'm not bs'ing.[/QUOTE]Damnit Bango!

6:30p. I go and pay Fair Oaks another visit. Two weeks ago I went and got teased by something you add to your milk. This time I go in because I need an actual massage and the thing you add to your milk actually did a good job. I asked for her and was told she only does weekends. They give me a very cute girl who probably has a brother named michael. We go in. I lay down. She knocks. I say come in. Good back massage. She continues with light chatter. Asks if it's my first time and where I work. And I think to myself. Why do they always ask? So I tell her not my first time and I work as a doctor in the ER. Dress nice when you go and you'll pull it off, but pick another high profile profession. Let your creativity shine. Back to the massage, but you already know where this is headed. She's done with the back and works on the legs. Thinking this is still only a massage I ask her for a little more attention on my legs. She complies and gave a great leg rub. Then reversed thigh rub. Then a nice couple fingers to the fellas. (testing the waters I guess). Then a couple more fingers. Then she asks. If I like. I say I like very much. So she plays and plays and then says "shshsh" and asks me to flip. I do and she says "you like it there?" I nod. And she goes at it. And she goes and goes. Only problem is. I don't. She lets me feel her up. Then feel and taste the twins (ask first, be polite). Kiss her some. And reach underneath. And she likes it, but nothing for me. So after what feels like a while, I say it's ok, don't worry about it. She says "I'm sorry, I'm not a professional", calls me "superman", and tells me she's surprised she didn't get me to go. After, I think she just got excited thinking about how I was in bed (not tooting my own horn. She asked me a lot of personal questions about my "gf" and I).2 huge hugs goodbye. Walk to the door and another hug. And I go. So as much as I HATE to say it. I did pm pcpc that I didn't get any action previously and so I am PUBLICLY APOLOGIZING to you ELBANGO for my doubts, mistrust, and causing people to question your integrity. I truly apologize.

I always figured my first post would be glorious. Instead it's an apology to bango. I hate you and love you at the same time bango.

KEY POINTS: say it's not your first time, good job so she thinks you'll come back, dress nice so she's not grossed out, and be polite.

PCPC: sorry about that pm. It sounded too good to be true, but it actually was.

[QUOTE=Rob124; 1180540]Damnit Bango!

6:30p. I go and pay Fair Oaks another visit. Two weeks ago I went and got teased by something you add to your milk. This time I go in because I need an actual massage and the thing you add to your milk actually did a good job. I asked for her and was told she only does weekends. They give me a very cute girl who probably has a brother named michael. We go in. I lay down. She knocks. I say come in. Good back massage. She continues with light chatter. Asks if it's my first time and where I work. And I think to myself. Why do they always ask? So I tell her not my first time and I work as a doctor in the ER. Dress nice when you go and you'll pull it off, but pick another high profile profession. Let your creativity shine. Back to the massage, but you already know where this is headed. She's done with the back and works on the legs. Thinking this is still only a massage I ask her for a little more attention on my legs. She complies and gave a great leg rub. Then reversed thigh rub. Then a nice couple fingers to the fellas. (testing the waters I guess). Then a couple more fingers. Then she asks. If I like. I say I like very much. So she plays and plays and then says "shshsh" and asks me to flip. I do and she says "you like it there?" I nod. And she goes at it. And she goes and goes. Only problem is. I don't. She lets me feel her up. Then feel and taste the twins (ask first, be polite). Kiss her some. And reach underneath. And she likes it, but nothing for me. So after what feels like a while, I say it's ok, don't worry about it. She says "I'm sorry, I'm not a professional", calls me "superman", and tells me she's surprised she didn't get me to go. After, I think she just got excited thinking about how I was in bed (not tooting my own horn. She asked me a lot of personal questions about my "gf" and I).2 huge hugs goodbye. Walk to the door and another hug. And I go. So as much as I HATE to say it. I did pm pcpc that I didn't get any action previously and so I am PUBLICLY APOLOGIZING to you ELBANGO for my doubts, mistrust, and causing people to question your integrity. I truly apologize.

I always figured my first post would be glorious. Instead it's an apology to bango. I hate you and love you at the same time bango.

KEY POINTS: say it's not your first time, good job so she thinks you'll come back, dress nice so she's not grossed out, and be polite.

PCPC: sorry about that pm. It sounded too good to be true, but it actually was.[/QUOTE]Rob, thanks for the report. Glad that you had a very similar experience to the one I described.

[QUOTE=Fish Hunter; 1177047]I tried this place once before with no luck at all. I PM El Bango and he dropped some legit names so I thought I would try them again. I even went to the same person he said he had luck with and I got a lot of tease, she stayed arm's length away most of the time and did not allow anything (my second time with her). When I reached she moved my hand and she said the ticklish crap line. I received pretty much the same MO as Dr. Midnight and pretty much the same service (but I did not pitch a tent as there I felt nothing was going to happen). Based on his report, I'm glad I didn't give her the pleasure.

I think you need to dump a bunch of money before you get any further (not worth it for a HE). I read a report that one monger was upset and the gals said "you want bad things so you have to leave" and he said something like "but she took my money" after the monger left, the two gals were talking loud and then laughed out loud to each other. I think they get their jollies making guys blue balls and then they leave the room.[/QUOTE]Fish Hunter, if you're going to bash my report, then you should at least be at the same fucking place I was at. Pretty damn sure you wrote this review on this site, since the story is so damn similar:

[url]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-sp-asian-therapy-spa-pasadena-california-7539[/url]

Needless to say you're only off by a few blocks. Actually, technically you are reviewing a jointin a different city to the one I was talking about.

At any rate, I shall be sure to avoid the place that you were actually reporting on.

[QUOTE=Rob124; 1180540]Damnit Bango!

6:30p. I go and pay Fair Oaks another visit. Two weeks ago I went and got teased by something you add to your milk. This time I go in because I need an actual massage and the thing you add to your milk actually did a good job. I asked for her and was told she only does weekends. They give me a very cute girl who probably has a brother named michael. We go in. I lay down. She knocks. I say come in. Good back massage. She continues with light chatter. Asks if it's my first time and where I work. And I think to myself. Why do they always ask? So I tell her not my first time and I work as a doctor in the ER. Dress nice when you go and you'll pull it off, but pick another high profile profession. Let your creativity shine. Back to the massage, but you already know where this is headed. She's done with the back and works on the legs. Thinking this is still only a massage I ask her for a little more attention on my legs. She complies and gave a great leg rub. Then reversed thigh rub. Then a nice couple fingers to the fellas. (testing the waters I guess). Then a couple more fingers. Then she asks. If I like. I say I like very much. So she plays and plays and then says "shshsh" and asks me to flip. I do and she says "you like it there?" I nod. And she goes at it. And she goes and goes. Only problem is. I don't. She lets me feel her up. Then feel and taste the twins (ask first, be polite). Kiss her some. And reach underneath. And she likes it, but nothing for me. So after what feels like a while, I say it's ok, don't worry about it. She says "I'm sorry, I'm not a professional", calls me "superman", and tells me she's surprised she didn't get me to go. After, I think she just got excited thinking about how I was in bed (not tooting my own horn. She asked me a lot of personal questions about my "gf" and I).2 huge hugs goodbye. Walk to the door and another hug. And I go. So as much as I HATE to say it. I did pm pcpc that I didn't get any action previously and so I am PUBLICLY APOLOGIZING to you ELBANGO for my doubts, mistrust, and causing people to question your integrity. I truly apologize.

I always figured my first post would be glorious. Instead it's an apology to bango. I hate you and love you at the same time bango.

KEY POINTS: say it's not your first time, good job so she thinks you'll come back, dress nice so she's not grossed out, and be polite.

PCPC: sorry about that pm. It sounded too good to be true, but it actually was.[/QUOTE]Rob, thanks for the report. Glad that you had a very similar experience to the one I described.

[QUOTE=Fish Hunter; 1177047]I tried this place once before with no luck at all. I PM El Bango and he dropped some legit names so I thought I would try them again. I even went to the same person he said he had luck with and I got a lot of tease, she stayed arm's length away most of the time and did not allow anything (my second time with her). When I reached she moved my hand and she said the ticklish crap line. I received pretty much the same MO as Dr. Midnight and pretty much the same service (but I did not pitch a tent as there I felt nothing was going to happen). Based on his report, I'm glad I didn't give her the pleasure.

I think you need to dump a bunch of money before you get any further (not worth it for a HE). I read a report that one monger was upset and the gals said "you want bad things so you have to leave" and he said something like "but she took my money" after the monger left, the two gals were talking loud and then laughed out loud to each other. I think they get their jollies making guys blue balls and then they leave the room. [/QUOTE]Fish Hunter, if you're going to bash my report, then you should at least be at the same fucking place I was at. Pretty damn sure you wrote this review on this site, since the story is so damn similar:

[url]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-sp-asian-therapy-spa-pasadena-california-7539[/url]

Needless to say you're only off by a few blocks. Actually, technically you are reviewing a joint in a different city to the one I was talking about.

At any rate, I shall be sure to avoid the place that you were actually reporting on.

[/QUOTE]Fish Hunter, if you're going to bash my report, then you should at least be at the same fucking place I was at. Pretty damn sure you wrote this review on this site, since the story is so damn similar:

[url]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-sp-asian-therapy-spa-pasadena-california-7539[/url]

Needless to say you're only off by a few blocks. Actually, technically you are reviewing a joint in a different city to the one I was talking about.

At any rate, I shall be sure to avoid the place that you were actually reporting on. [/QUOTE]Bango.

I tried to not slam you. But you can feel any way you want. I just reported my experience (just like you did). And I have never even heard of that site, hence that report is not from me (in case I need to spell it out).

In any event, good luck to you and your mongering.

Out

[QUOTE=Fish Hunter;1183702][/QUOTE]Fish Hunter, if you're going to bash my report, then you should at least be at the same fucking place I was at. Pretty damn sure you wrote this review on this site, since the story is so damn similar:

Needless to say you're only off by a few blocks. Actually, technically you are reviewing a joint in a different city to the one I was talking about. [/QUOTE]Well that is odd about the wrong place. I mentioned the city, street and the name of the place when I PM'd you. Never did you mention I was in the wrong city or if I had the wrong name. Go figure. Yes. I would stay away from the one I mentioned. All of those in that area are legit (once and for all).

Went to fair oaks again. Same results. I think I found my go to place for now.

Still didn't get me off tho. Damage. 75