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It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.
[QUOTE=Gudel;2879951]It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.[/QUOTE]It is a semi legit massage + HJ place. Been there a couple of times. Maybe you look like LE. Most Asian massage places in Santa Barbara and Goleta are similar. Though more is available at some Goleta places if you read the reviews at various sites.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.
[QUOTE=Discreet1965;2880444]It is a semi legit massage + HJ place.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.[/QUOTE]See my post two back, I reported on Chapala and Haley. I will add that I go to Haley fairly frequently and it's been awhile since I got anything. I usually go in the daytime so that may be part of it. Recently checked out the one by Tijuana's on DlaV. Fairly good massage, girl was nothing special but she was nice, very weak English. HJ only. Won't likely return.
Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.
[QUOTE=KevaHeva;2902322]Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.[/QUOTE]Check out old town spa in Goleta. Sophia, works Fri. & sat only, hot columbian. Goleta Health Center, next to Habit in Goleta, Usually has nice looking Asians. New Life massage, next to smoke shop is usually my life 3rd choice.
The Health Center is next to a paint shop with the burger place around the corner. The place has one big room, a tiny bathroom and I only saw a single massage room. I entered to find mama and the masseuse watching tv on an ipad. The Masseuse opened the door and was all smiles as if she recognized me (I get that a lot, guess I'm a generic white guy). I asked to use the bathroom and by the time I was gone Mama had disappeared and I was led to the massage room.
The day was hot, the rear door was open to allow air flow, the massage room door was also open to allow air. For some reason the fan in the massage room was off as well.
Masseuse was cute, about a 7 in my book. Thin with perky breasts. Perhaps early 40's, I'm a terrible judge of age. She smiled a lot and giggled which was adorable. She never talked price or anything like that which I also appreciated.
So I paid for a half hour (. 4) and got naked on the table. She came in a minute or two later and gave me a forgettable massage. After awhile I brushed her calf and shin to make sure she got the hint. She responded by gently brushing my taint and crack. I adjusted. I think we both knew what was going on by that point. She loved me and needed me and was willing to break her massage code to get some action.
So on the flip she wasted little time in gently brushing my junk and then outright working it. The massage was weak, the hand work was nice. I pawed at her a bit and she lifted her bra above her breast and then even came over so I could taste her little C-size cups. I lost it at that point and she smiled and cleaned me up. Got me a cup of water and I dressed and gave her a tip. 4 to show my appreciation.
You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.
[QUOTE=Monster224;3008933]You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.[/QUOTE]Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?
Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.
[QUOTE=Nutzoid;3010932]Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?[/QUOTE]Nutz: the menu is full.
Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.
Yes, back door with door bell. Parking in the back, too.
Need some advice from fellow mangers. I'm coming to SB and would like some FS. Any information about Chinese Dragon? Saw on BP and it looked interesting.
[QUOTE=Marcath;3133741]Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.[/QUOTE]Is FS available.
[QUOTE=Marcath;3133735]Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.
Nutz: the menu is full.[/QUOTE]I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often!
I know it's been 4 months since your report, so being a very seasoned monger things can change, albeit not too drastically, but have.
!st All Chinese no Korean to be found, not there is anything wrong with that, yet was hoping.
2nd provider was in her 30's, again, not that there's anything wrong with that. Yet was hoping.
3rd No massage what so ever, not there's anything wrong with that. However, that's why I go to massage places, for the entire experience. Yet was hoping.
4th The girl was totally mechanically scripted. No There. There. Yet was hoping?
I would not recommend this place
D. Baggens.
[QUOTE=RobbieHobby;3265210]I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often![/QUOTE]