Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kamperx]Ok, I love AMP's and Tucson is acknowledged as pretty dismal. But for a couple mongers with a whapping 2 posts to their credit to diss AH and promote Tui-whatever, kinda smells like..well. you know.[/QUOTE]It smells like what? All the senior members here had to start with 0 posts as well. So what if I have a whopping 2 posts. So instead of lurking here I opt to start trying to contribute then I have to read this shit? I've been to Tui a couple times and received great service from lulu. Have YOU been there?

[QUOTE]AH has been in business for years and if you do a little research you know what you're getting. Have'nt heard much good stuff from the Ina area, but that is from respected posters. Once again, you know what your getting.[/QUOTE]I've read all the way back to 2004 for AH and done my research here. Back in 2004 people knew what they were getting. Then that changed. So just because something is one way doesn't mean it can't change. So I went there. I went there 4 times and tried several girls. I did my research and blew through a lot of money because I wanted to find out for myself. So I thought I would share how it CURRENTLY is, at least what I experienced.

It can't be all bad to diss AH. After all, it is a Sears Roebuck type of operation. Big time bait and switch (comparison: if not downright cheating the shit out of you on fake automotive service.) They employ all kinds of sexy flirty gals and the implication is that one can get happy endings there but, such is certainly not the case. Not even near it. Boo AH!

And...as for Tui Na; one has to experience the bliss. A few of us have taken one for the team and found something to go back for.

AMPS's are looking up in Tucson.

Decided to give it a try a few days ago. Saw Jennifer. She is as described below, not particularly attractive by any means, but better then the one with the bad teeth.

Service was excellent. Table shower was great. Returned to room for the "AMP special" followed by a very decent massage.

Now we just need a place with TN's service and AH's girls to give it! I would go broke quick hehe

Visited and saw "Ure. " It was either the poor english or her likely poor mental capacity, but she seemed stupid. She wasn't great looking, maybe a 5. However, I got the HJ out of her that I desired. She was very cautious about "trouble" and it took a bit of convincing.

40/40

Hey guys just curios to know if island is still open haven't seen or heard anyhting bout them lately. Went to asian on ina/ oldfather got amie she gave decent massage, and ok technic. Been there a few times now and she always tries to up the price. Does she do this with any of you. Started with 3$ now up to 1$$. Of course I always give here the smae amount all the time. Wondering if any of the greats on here have visited tu nia? Wanting to check that place out this week. Based on the reviews here.

[color=red]You keep asking questions that have already been answered. Also it would help if you would write more clearly. Don't be so lazy. Let me show you what I mean.[/color]

[QUOTE]Hey guys just curios to know if island is still open haven't seen or heard anyhting bout them lately.[/quote]Hey guys, just curious to know if Island Spa is still open; I haven't seen or heard anything about them lately.

[color=red]If you had read just one page back, you would know the answer to this question.[/color]

[quote]Went to asian on ina/ oldfather got amie she gave decent massage, and ok technic. Been there a few times now and she always tries to up the price. Does she do this with any of you.[/quote]I went to Asian Spa at Ina/Oldfather and got Amie. She gave a decent massage, with OK technique. I've been there a few times now and she always tries to up the price. Does she do this with any of you?

[color=red]It's good to know that you got decent service there. I haven't seen her, so I don't know if she upsells a lot.[/color]

[quote]Started with 3$ now up to 1$$. Of course I always give here the smae amount all the time.[/quote]Started with 30; now up to 100. Of course, I always give her the same amount.

[color=red]I'm guessing this is what you mean. You could say .3 and $ (click on [b]Abbreviations[/b] at the top of the page to see how to use these terms). Thirty or 35 seems like a reasonable tip for a half hour.[/color]

[quote]Wondering if any of the greats on here have visited tu nia? Wanting to check that place out this week. Based on the reviews here.[/QUOTE]I'm wondering if any of the greats here have visited Tui-Na? I've been wanting to check that place out this week, based on the reviews here.

[color=red]There are some reports there for you to read. Please let us know how it goes. Good luck!

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Stopped by Sun Spa. Had to wait 15 minutes in the front room. Only one women working at the time. Paid $55 for 45 min. Got a lousy, rushed, rough massage. kept leaving the room.

I've recieved more sensuous massages from legit, professional masseuse. After about 20 minutes she asked if a wanted the amp special, for an additional $40. I asked if that included any extras. Wanted $60 to take her top off. Offered $20 for just the HJ. She did'nt take it. Left unsatisfied. She even had the nerve to ask for a tip. BULL SHIT *****!

First off, I'd like to thank the people who have posted about TN, and the one senior member who sent me a PM recommending this place.

Well I went there for the first time today after work, probably got there around 5:10 or so. No other customers were there, so I was showed to the second room (I think there is only two). The girl who greeted me at the front door was wearing jeans and a red top. She looked to be late 20's or early 30's. I undressed in the room and took a piss before getting the TS. I passed by the back room on the L, and some old lady (mamasan) was lying on a couch with the door open.

The TS was good on the back side, but on the flip, she covered up Mr. Johnson with a washcloth, and proceeded. I thought this was a bad sign, but everything turned out to be A-OK later. The mamasan kept coming in during the TS and conversing with the girl in Chinese, which was mildly annoying. Overall, decent TS, and the girl was pleasant, kept smiling and a little flirty. She dried me off, and back to the room.

Massage was great, one of the better massages I've had at MP's. She used some oil on my back, with some touching on her ass and legs by yours truly during the massage, then she left for a hot towel. I was afraid for a minute that she was going to say it was over after the towel wipe on my back. I then flipped over and motioned for a HJ. She said something like " You do it," and it took a little bit of convincing to get her to take over. Overall, great HJ, great technique. Sometimes it takes a little time for me to relax and get nice and hard, and she was extremely patient. I finally blew, and got another hot towel.

Overall, best AMP visit since I've been living in Tucson. Sorry gentlemen, needless to say, the Southern Cali AMP's blow away the AMP's in Tucson, as well as Phoenix, although beggars can't be chosers. So - overall, I'd give her a 7 in looks, 8 in service, and a 9 in attitude. She smiled the whole time and never showed any sign of impatience, although I probably went 10 minutes or so over the half hour. Definitely not a clock watcher and neither was the mamasan. As always, YMMV. BTW, I paid $40/$40.

Senior members, PM me for the name, although some of you may already know who I'm talking about. Hint - she has the same name of a girl who has worked at AM down the street, but definitely not the same gal. Sorry for the long post, but I try to provide detail when I can. Adios gentlemen!

New girl there named Amy. Maybe the same one you had.

[QUOTE=Number Cruncher]First off, I'd like to thank the people who have posted about TN, and the one senior member who sent me a PM recommending this place.

Well I went there for the first time today after work, probably got there around 5:10 or so. No other customers were there, so I was showed to the second room (I think there is only two). The girl who greeted me at the front door was wearing jeans and a red top. She looked to be late 20's or early 30's. I undressed in the room and took a piss before getting the TS. I passed by the back room on the L, and some old lady (mamasan) was lying on a couch with the door open.

The TS was good on the back side, but on the flip, she covered up Mr. Johnson with a washcloth, and proceeded. I thought this was a bad sign, but everything turned out to be A-OK later. The mamasan kept coming in during the TS and conversing with the girl in Chinese, which was mildly annoying. Overall, decent TS, and the girl was pleasant, kept smiling and a little flirty. She dried me off, and back to the room.

Massage was great, one of the better massages I've had at MP's. She used some oil on my back, with some touching on her ass and legs by yours truly during the massage, then she left for a hot towel. I was afraid for a minute that she was going to say it was over after the towel wipe on my back. I then flipped over and motioned for a HJ. She said something like " You do it," and it took a little bit of convincing to get her to take over. Overall, great HJ, great technique. Sometimes it takes a little time for me to relax and get nice and hard, and she was extremely patient. I finally blew, and got another hot towel.

Overall, best AMP visit since I've been living in Tucson. Sorry gentlemen, needless to say, the Southern Cali AMP's blow away the AMP's in Tucson, as well as Phoenix, although beggars can't be chosers. So - overall, I'd give her a 7 in looks, 8 in service, and a 9 in attitude. She smiled the whole time and never showed any sign of impatience, although I probably went 10 minutes or so over the half hour. Definitely not a clock watcher and neither was the mamasan. As always, YMMV. BTW, I paid $40/$40.

Senior members, PM me for the name, although some of you may already know who I'm talking about. Hint - she has the same name of a girl who has worked at AM down the street, but definitely not the same gal. Sorry for the long post, but I try to provide detail when I can. Adios gentlemen![/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried the MP on Oracle, next door to Zia records (across from Carls Jr.? I think they have been there for at least several months now, because I remember going to Zia and seeing an MP next door. From the outside, it looks like the kind of place that might hook it up, so to speak. I did a little surveillance in my car at lunch the other day, but no one came in or out for the 20 or so minutes I was there. Please PM me, or post if you know anything about this place. THanks,

Number Cruncher out to count more beans.

tHATS BEEN THERE A LONG TIME NOT A HANKY PANKY PARLOR

Saw a new place opening on S 12th about Nebraska. Green bldg on the west side of the street Had big hand drawn letters "Massage" in window. May a be nail parlor tho. Ill chek it oot and see if they have a Jacuzzi; that's the best ploy to see if it is a rub and tug.

Saw a new place opening on S 12th about Nebraska. Bright Green bldg on the west side of the street Had big hand drawn letters "Massage" in window. May a be nail parlor tho. Ill chek it oot and see if they have a Jacuzzi; that's the best ploy to see if it is a rub and tug.

[QUOTE=Daka1][color=red]You keep asking questions that have already been answered. Also it would help if you would write more clearly. Don't be so lazy. Let me show you what I mean.[/color]

Hey guys, just curious to know if Island Spa is still open; I haven't seen or heard anything about them lately.

[color=red]If you had read just one page back, you would know the answer to this question.[/color]

I went to Asian Spa at Ina/Oldfather and got Amie. She gave a decent massage, with OK technique. I've been there a few times now and she always tries to up the price. Does she do this with any of you?

[color=red]It's good to know that you got decent service there. I haven't seen her, so I don't know if she upsells a lot.[/color]

Started with 30; now up to 100. Of course, I always give her the same amount.

[color=red]I'm guessing this is what you mean. You could say .3 and $ (click on [b]Abbreviations[/b] at the top of the page to see how to use these terms). Thirty or 35 seems like a reasonable tip for a half hour.[/color]

I'm wondering if any of the greats here have visited Tui-Na? I've been wanting to check that place out this week, based on the reviews here.

[color=red]There are some reports there for you to read. Please let us know how it goes. Good luck!

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Holy crap!
Do you also grade all of our submissions? Geez, I am praying that Sister Mary Bluto did a good job with me!
Just kidding.
Loved your post. A lot of work though.
It did not go unappreciated.
DN

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]Saw a new place opening on S 12th about Nebraska. Bright Green bldg on the west side of the street Had big hand drawn letters "Massage" in window. May a be nail parlor tho. Ill chek it oot and see if they have a Jacuzzi; that's the best ploy to see if it is a rub and tug.[/QUOTE]
I will be looking for the guy in the clubs with the frosted pink nails.
Take care my friend.
DN