Massage Parlor Reports

I've been out of the game since early last fall, but stepped back in today with a visit to the location on NE 94th near the mall. This place is hard to find, as there is no signage out front and it's run out of a house.

The good:

Price was only $50 for an hour (plus tip of course).

Handshake was available, maybe more but I wasn't looking for more.

Clean table coverings and she replaced them for the next guy while I was there.

The bad:

Massage wasn't very good.

She was in charge of the phone and it seemed like every monger and his brother decided to call during my massage.

I didn't get the lady's name but this one was pretty homely, she was rail skinny and had zero ass. She did have some store bought tits, which were her best feature.

Her enthusiasm during the handshake wasn't very good.

I wouldn't be surprised if this location doesn't last. There is another house fairly close to this one and I wouldn't be surprised if they start complaining about all of the traffic.

[URL]http://www.columbian.com/news/2014/apr/02/vancouver-massage-parlor-investigated/[/URL]

Another two bite the dust. I know of a couple of these places near Seattle that have been in business for years. Secret is they're in strip malls and they probably bribe the cops like every other self-respecting massage joint. You'd think the politicians would learn from the decriminalization of cannabis that this could be a huge tax opportunity. Wonder why the owner of these places (same guy) doesn't learn that putting them in residential areas close to schools isn't the best idea.

Gus.

Rubmaps seems like it's been over-inflating services that are available at certain places in Portland. Just wondering if the owners of these businesses are exaggerating reviews to boost business. Went to a "foot rub" joint that was advertised and one of the worst experiences I've ever had. Constant interruptions from people coming in (not just the female staff but guys) while I was getting my feet rubbed. Not only unprofessional, but really irksome.

Gus.

Hi. Most seem to keep a Legit service front. It is up to you as a guy to make them feel comfortable as to offering extras. A business card is always good as it shows you work a normal job. I also sometimes look at how the woman is attired. If she has a dress on and its a slinky easily removeable dress, Than we know she is into more than just a massage. These places move around fast like the article said. Perhaps a few of us could be undercover detectives and help them out. I would love to get paid to do Massage surveillance. LOL. I remember a case in Portland years ago, The cops testimony was that he had to go back repeatedly to get all the evidence he needed. It was so funny to read about.

Stay safe out there. I have been so busy to not have time to partake like I want to.

I did check out the place on Stark street. Nice massage. No extras, Older ladies, 40 and 55 or so. See girls. Nice good place but not quite what I was looking for.

Have a great day out there. Sunny weather is nice.

Been mongering a very long time now and I got to say I don't know how LE can hose investigations up so much that they can't bust these places. Used to be that the police would hire civilians to engage the parlors and report back their findings. How do I get that job? Cops have so many restrictions that I guess it is sometimes difficult for them to get evidence without engaging in entrapment. Doesn't do well for a policeman's marriage either, I suspect.

Did go to one of the places this weekend that has been reviewed as a legit place on rub maps but HE is available (with all the ladies clothes on which kinda sucks). You're right, ******** as the Mamasan gave me her business card and said they might have to move soon and to give them a call if the business closes.

So if pot is legal in Washington why the hell aren't the MPs? Doesn't make any sense to me.

Gus.

[QUOTE=********;2063596]Hi. Most seem to keep a Legit service front. It is up to you as a guy to make them feel comfortable as to offering extras. A business card is always good as it shows you work a normal job. I also sometimes look at how the woman is attired. If she has a dress on and its a slinky easily removeable dress, Than we know she is into more than just a massage. These places move around fast like the article said. Perhaps a few of us could be undercover detectives and help them out. I would love to get paid to do Massage surveillance. LOL. I remember a case in Portland years ago, The cops testimony was that he had to go back repeatedly to get all the evidence he needed. It was so funny to read about.

Stay safe out there. I have been so busy to not have time to partake like I want to.

I did check out the place on Stark street. Nice massage. No extras, Older ladies, 40 and 55 or so. See girls. Nice good place but not quite what I was looking for.

Have a great day out there. Sunny weather is nice.[/QUOTE]

There is a lot more money in POT than some see girls giving BJ, s HJ's or even full service. Make it legal and its cheaper. Even the price of Pot has fallen.

I am with you though. Go get the crack head that is stealing everything and let the people doing 5 mph over and the AMPs go. I do enjoy a legit massage, Even with out the happy ending. If that occurs, then its all the better.

I will make the rounds more.

Thanks all.

Funny- I always thought an MP providing "extras" was providing a legitimate service. My needs are legitimate. LOL.

And, I don't know why the fuck people (not us guys) have to get so wound up about some guy going to visit a parlor, and getting his needs taken care of. They go home to their working girl wives and get stroked- in more ways than one. So it's not legal. Who cares. If it bothers us, change the law. Bunch of blue nosed hypocrites if you ask me.

Anybody? Not putting name just incase its for real...what's the deal with that place...looks too legit...pm me if you have info...thanks.

With the one by the mall closed, does anyone know of any other good places in Vancouver? I tried one in Hazel Dell recently, but had a mediocre massage with no extras. I'm thinking of trying the one off of Stapleton soon, but wanted to know if anyone had any luck there first.

[QUOTE=Alastar;2078488]With the one by the mall closed, does anyone know of any other good places in Vancouver? I tried one in Hazel Dell recently, but had a mediocre massage with no extras. I'm thinking of trying the one off of Stapleton soon, but wanted to know if anyone had any luck there first.[/QUOTE]Sure wish the dummy that set up in residential areas had gotten his head out of his butt. Those were pretty much get whatever you're willing to pay for. Seems like my latest ventures have found a pretty tame environment. Even the ones where more adventurous women worked have pulled back As a dedicated massage fanatic I'll keep looking. Since their focus is on good massages with a small amount of "tease" is kinda nice in itself. The establishment massage places tend to mummify their clients and though I do like a good massage, I'll keep scouting these out. If I find one that is into expanding my horizon I'll be sure to pass the info on.

[QUOTE=Reliable;2084956]Since their focus is on good massages with a small amount of "tease" is kinda nice in itself. The establishment massage places tend to mummify their clients and though I do like a good massage, I'll keep scouting these out.[/QUOTE]I've never been "mummified" in any AMP in this area.

Lately I've been checking out a place that advertises in the "body rubs" section, they have a reputation that some extras may be available.

First time there, I opted for a table shower first as the way to break the ice. The attendant was very thorough about washing and drying everything. During the massage, she teased the hell out of me, far more than at any place in this area. Keeping things covered was not high on her agenda.

Went back later and got a different attendant who OK but not as good. No teasing but after the massage helped me get dressed including even the underwear.

So next time I called ahead and made an appointment specifically with the first one. Got there 20 minutes later, and she was not there, in fact has gone to Los Angeles. Asking why they'd book an appointment for her if she is not there got the "no speaky english" routine.

Ended up with the second attendant again. She did not remember me from before but, at the end while lying on my back, started doing very light strokes around my chest and nipples and just slightly under the towel. This seemed like a tease or a hint that I should do something if I wanted extras.

Couple of data points and questions:

Seems like getting a table shower is a good way to break the ice and get them more comfortable with you.

Letting them know you have been there before (asking for a specific therapist) seems to let them know you are a repeat customer and looking for a certain level of experience.

When is a good time to try touching them to let you know you are looking for something? For example sometimes sometimes while on my back they are pressing their legs against my arms, hell, even straddling and squeezing my arms. Although I've read elsewhere don't bother trying to touch them until after the flip.

Is the extended light feather touching of my chest and nipples (and just slightly under the towel) a hint of anything? And if so, how to respond in the affirmative?

Maybe it does take a couple of visits before they are comfortable with you, but I wonder in some cases if the teasing is just to keep you coming back on the "hope" of extras which never materialize.

Now one time at a different place which sucked, that place had thin walls and I could hear what was going on in the next room. The attendant went into the room but for some reason was busy? He said "but I wanted you! I will just come back later then!" So of course she said don't go, stay here and she will do it. Then later she was asking why he wasn't wearing a towel, he said it was "too hot". Then he directed her to massage his "lower body area".

So I don't know if I'd go THAT far to push them. There has to be some kind of balance. To let them know what you are looking for without practically abusing them.

[QUOTE=VanWGo;2076873]Anybody? Not putting name just incase its for real...what's the deal with that place...looks too legit...pm me if you have info...thanks.[/QUOTE]Never had any luck there, but I never had any luck anywhere but the now closed "can't miss" places.

I think it's way too legit, they have invested too much money to risk anything.

[QUOTE=Reliable;2084956]Sure wish the dummy that set up in residential areas had gotten his head out of his butt. Those were pretty much get whatever you're willing to pay for. Seems like my latest ventures have found a pretty tame environment. Even the ones where more adventurous women worked have pulled back As a dedicated massage fanatic I'll keep looking. Since their focus is on good massages with a small amount of "tease" is kinda nice in itself. The establishment massage places tend to mummify their clients and though I do like a good massage, I'll keep scouting these out. If I find one that is into expanding my horizon I'll be sure to pass the info on.[/QUOTE]Setting up in residential areas wasn't the cause of his demise. There was no cause. He got out when the gittin' was good. To set up this kind of operation in a "commercial location" would have been stupid. He was no "dummy."

I almost could have recommended the 105 xx place. Incredible massage by Yuyu, lots of teasing.

Went back later and had someone else. Completely mediocre massage, no teasing at all. Even left the room so I could dry myself after table shower. Ultra lame.

Really hit or miss in that location.

Hello all,

So I'm kinda new to this whole thing, just really started visiting MP's within the last 3 months or so. I have so far tallied 4 different massages at 3 different places.

So here goes, please correct me if I screw up on anything.

First 2 massages at the location 68* on 4th.

My first experience ever in a MP was here and I was unsure of what to expect or what I would actually end up receiving.

First girl was nice a little flirty and all, wasn't in for any extra's and the walls there where paper thin, so I could hear just about everything that was going on in the room next to us, so I for one didn't press anything, especially since this was my first time. Was disappointed though as the girl didn't even ask me about the table shower as I would later find out about my second time there.

My second time was here as well, I decided to maybe try a different girl and I went more towards the middle of the day when maybe they wouldn't be so busy. The message wasn't good, the girl barely talked but did offer me the table shower, but when I tried to hint towards anything extra there was a no-go immediately. I had tried talkin about it before hand but she avoided and didn't want to discuss anything with me. In the shower I tried to gently suggest again by starting myself but she just covered me up with a towel. So I knew, what I got was all I was going to get.

1 at 9* on 99.

Everything here was just meh, as I walked in girl got out of her car and walked in with me, she was the g. O. the. At the time. I was the only person there besides her. Opened with the Table shower, as I think it was AMP Guide who suggested that as an ice breaker, unfortunately the lady I had probably late 38-45 range in age was very much business like. The message was decent enough with no extras offered or hinted at. No teasing or playfulness at all.

1 at 84* on 99.

Had a great experience with a lovely girl here. Susan was the name she gave me, about 25-30 ish, nice body, took me by the hand and led me directly to the room so I could change into a robe for the shower. Was very friendly and touchy from the get go. Uncovered shower, felt very comfortable with her and I could see she was a bit apprehensive to start but we finished and then went to the room for the message. She gave a great message for one that was fully explorative. I started with subtle touches and she did not shy away. She was ok with me feeling my way around throughout the entire message. During the message she gave a few shutters to some of my touching and she got much more into it after that. Light kissing throughout the message and when time was ending up she was more than willing to help out during the last 10-15 minutes. While she didn't completely take over she did assist which was nice. Afterwards helping to wipe the oil off she gave a few kisses, helped me dress with lots of touching and cupping. I tipped her an extra 40, and she made sure to give me her number, name and schedule and told me when I come back to make sure and ask for her, and that she would do a better job next time. I reassured her she was great, and she gave me a kiss and cupped and she simply stated better and she rubbed a bit. I got the hint. I will be sure to visit back here as this has quickly moved to the top of my list. I know I don't have a lot of experience with this but hell, I walked away happy.

Sorry for the longer post but wanted to share my experiences with the MP's around here. If anyone has got suggestions of different places to visit let me know in a pm it would be greatly appreciated. Also thanks to all those who have posted already as picking up hints here or there has really helped alot.