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I haven't been to DC lately simply because the crime emergency puts out more cops on the streets and its gotten hard to pick one up without bein noticed. Its also a rat race when the ladies do come out, you have to hav luck to find a lady you pass at the same place when you come back around.
Hhas it gotten any better?
Picked up a hotteeee on the intesection of L and K. DFK GFE multiple pos WOW.
KJ,
Let me be the second to congratulate you on joining the 700 club, AKA us assholes that post too much... See you at RT?
LL
I did see a REAL hottie wearing a fishnet one piece body suite with only black thongs on the other morning but by the time I circled the wagon around she had one of DC's finest talking with her. FUCK !!! She wasn't a UC as I had seen her out before but never looking that good. Tried to call Loopy but he has still to return my call. Must have burned his phone out with all the ladies callin and getting their pixs snapped.....My bad...there he is calling me now....!
[QUOTE=Motorback]I did see a REAL hottie wearing a fishnet one piece body suite with only black thongs on the other morning but by the time I circled the wagon around she had one of DC's finest talking with her. FUCK !!! [/QUOTE]Just wanted to clarify, due to the history of the posting party: Was this fine looking hottie in fact human, or was the DC's finest you spoke of perhaps the dog catcher? :p
Moto - I look forward to hangin with you at RT!
LL
Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc . Im thinking about playing the field again .
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Picked up a hotteeee on the intesection of L and K. DFK GFE multiple pos WOW.
KJ,
Let me be the second to congratulate you on joining the 700 club, AKA us assholes that post too much... See you at RT?
LL[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, RT weekend is also when some 3 post lurker noobie is having a birthday. By some dumb luck, a band she has been begging me to take her to see is in town on that day.
There is also this big gaping hole I cut in the side of my penis, representing the big gaping hole left by LE on Black Wednesday. My last piece was at 1413 K back on 6-16-06. I want that memory to remain with me a while longer, so I opted for genital self-mutilation.
[QUOTE=Vet Ho]Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc.[/QUOTE]
Well traffic is backed up on the 14th St. bridge. There is a disabled vehicle in the left lane. M St. from Connecticut ave. out to Georgetown is pretty much stop and go. The southeast/southwest freeway is experiencing no major delays. The southbound Anacostia freeway however is jammed up right before Suitland Parkway. Police are on the scene of a 3 car accident.
I'm K.J. Baltimonger, Metro Traffic Control.
[QUOTE=Motorback]Can anybody say RTFF !!!!!!!!!! I'm too tired to even bother to fire up the old flame thrower......All I can say has been said.[/QUOTE]
According to some (and you know who you are -- G13) we are not supposed to tell noobs to RTFF. I'm not sure what we're supposed to do, but we're damn sure not supposed to tell them to RTFF!
That said...VetHo, RTFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I deleted that post thinking I was being MUCH too harsh but now that I look back....and I know only what I think I know...
RTTF HO !!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Vet Ho]Can anyone tell me how the streets are looking now in downtown dc . Im thinking about playing the field again .[/QUOTE]
Vet Ho:
The streets themselves are a dark grey, charcoal, black, or even tan (concrete colored). Most of them have yellow lines on them; some lines are solid, some are double-yellow, and some of them are dashed.
Occasionally, you will see some tan area on either side of the street; those are sidewalks.
Hope this helped get you "playing the field again"
Van
Oh yeah, sometimes large rolling objects are seen traveling on them; such as cars, trucks, and, yes, Vans!
Hi Vet Ho. Interesting username. Is that a tribute? :)
For those who missed the original deleted posts, Vet ho said she is a former sw contemplating coming out of retirement. Whoever you are, I'm sure the world will be a better place with you out there. Go get em, tiger.
[quote=KJ]There is also this big gaping hole I cut in the side of my penis, representing the big gaping hole left by LE on Black Wednesday. My last piece was at 1413 K back on 6-16-06. I want that memory to remain with me a while longer, so I opted for genital self-mutilation.[/quote]Balti,
As usual, you are over the top... Fucking A -- Except in your case, Fucking NOTHING. :eek:
Lax,
Remember what happened to the last guy that tried to tell us RTFF was "inflamatory." Like pouring napalm into Trashman's flamethower... Some say LL got involved in the fuss also. :p
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Hi Vet Ho. Interesting username. Is that a tribute? :)[/QUOTE]No ego there, my brotha. ;) If she were Thai, she would have signed up as LOS HO... But the real tribute would have been Trash Ho, or RoboHo...
VHo,
Sorry about the less than friendly response you recieved. KJ, Lax, VD and Motormouth obviously missed the deleted posts where Loop and I learned that you are a member of the fairer sex and thus should [b]not[/b] get the RTFF and/or Bullshit info responses we reserve for illiterate mongers and pigs, both of whom tend to ask stupid questions in their first few posts.
The streets are rough out there, lots of 5-0. Please be careful if you come out again. The bar on the second floor that you probably know about gets visited fairly often. For legal reasons, we call it [b]T[/b]he [b]B[/b]ar [b]w[/b]ith [b]N[/b]o [b]N[/b]ame = TBWNN.
Remember too that if you really do know a lot of us already, as indicated in your deleted posts and your PM, there is a greatly decreased need to solicit on the street. Just PM us, course that would require the backchannel boys knowing who you are sweet thang...
LoveLOS
L & K up through New York ave. are the most cop-infested strips I've ever seen. Way too much heat. In Chicago, stings are what you mainly have to watch out for; cops aren't typically concentrated on a popular strip for consecutive hours. In contrast to back home, D.C.'s finests were marked, unmarked, motorcycle-equipped, and also represented among pedestrian traffic tonight. Actual beat cops!? WTF? Sure, I enjoy the thrill of this hobby but picking up tonight would have warranted a "thrill-seeker, born to lose" tatoo.
I saw at least five SW: 3 black, 2 white. Average score was a 6 in my opinion. Ample selection for a Tues. night, but ample police, too. Where and when can I "safely" monger so I can post something useful here?
Browsed U street but it was dead.
LoveLos...Fairer sex or not.....Aren't they supposed to be "smarter then us"? If that is the case then my RTTF stands. I think you be getting soft my good friend. I wasn't being any harder on ho then I would have been on anyone else who would have made the same mistake.
I understand your point MB but with all the crackdowns we need all the girls we can get out here. Besides the whole backchannel system maybe become the best option for getting quality poon in the future If the AMP's here become jackshacks like in NoVA. Besides take it from me there's nothing better than getting someone brand new, or comming out of retirement. They're usually very grateful providers. And the chances of getting busted, or ripped off are minimal. It's time we really harnessed the power of this community.
Wiseborn:
What are "jackshacks like in NoVA"?
Van