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Hey TK,
Been to the Cherry Patch and the Chicken Ranch. Though most of the women are 9s and 10s the prices are off the map. If I am going to spend a grand or more for a lady I'd much rather fly to Amsterdam, DR or Bangkok and do 10 to 20 ladies just as good looking. When I go to Vegas I have always found the escorts are a much better deal......better yet find some lady looking to kick all the way back do what "stays in Vegas", plenty of them out there.
Either way..have fun and play safe.
TH
is the worst club in Providence???? Not as long as the Sportsman's and Satin Doll are still around.
I go to a specific club to see a dancer that I like. When Mario's in Johnston closed years ago many of the dancers there migrated to the recently opened Cadillac Lounge. For a while CL was the best deal in Providence. Yes, they got greedy and, much like Fantasies, they are now paying the price. I still go there because two of the absolute best lap dance experiences I have ever had are from ladies who still work at the Cadillac Lounge. If I like the girl and I'm getting what I want out of the experience I could give a rat's ass what club she works in.
When arguing "best" or "worst" we need a yardstick.
Over the last 10+ years, on average my best experiences have been at the Doll (and I will drive 60 min to go there before driving 20 minutes to go a Mass club).
Over the last 2 years or so, management changes at the Doll led to some stupid decisions on their part. But that seems to have normalized. Like all clubs, the girls come and go. It may be that the Doll is suffering the same fate of all clubs, as the girl-next-door types are displaced by Brazilians, Dominicans, and others who do more for less, but eventually erode the culture of the club.
If you're looking for a pseudo "Gentleman's Club" that insults the sensabilities of even a horny 18-year-old with a fake ID, then go to FL. If you're looking for SW service at Nevada prices, go to Cheaters. If you're looking for a Strip Club, however, I think the Doll is a good choice. What's the counter argument?
Webdog said:
What's the counter agrument?
There is none. No yardstick is needed. Everyone one of us has different likes/dislikes. I like big tits, you don't. Who's right, you or me? That's the reason they make chocolate and vanilla. I no longer do strip clubs. I just got tired of paying for overpriced drinks and under performing women. That's just my experience. Yours can and will be different. There is no right or wrong, just preference. No one can say A is better than B, it's all what you perceive to be the "best".
btw years ago my cousin was a bouncer at the Sportsman. That my friend was an experience I wish all of you could have shared. I was also friendly with the son of the man who owned the Gemini. His "unofficial" bachlor party was held there. Truly a experience not to be forgotten.
<edit> should be "I no longer do strip clubs *on a regular basis*"
[QUOTE=Viejo]
C'mon, PZ - it sounds like there might be a good story behind your feelings about CL![/QUOTE]
Not really .... I just tried the place repeatedly out of fairness and because I happened to be in the area ,
and vowed never to return each time I left
I have a 'Rule' that you get better service from girls who approach you
[ see = [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=370308&postcount=5[/URL] ]
....and several times I've been in there the girls just sat around smoking & chatting with their friends and
never made any effort at drumming up business
I've had two 'happy ending' Lap Dances there , but wouldn't repeat either because of their nose , I mean NO's
..... no touching , no this , no that ....
The weirdest visit was the time I negotiated the L·D fee and when I stood up my shirt was loose
so I tucked it in a little and the girl said =
[i]" If you're gonna be Touching Your·self like that you need to go wash your hands first "[/i]
I thought she was joking but she was serious so I bailed & saved myself from yet another bad experience there
Once on the way to the Very Open L·D area , one of the 'happy ending' girls sweetly took my hand and asked =
[i]" You're not gonna have a heart attack on me and die , are you ?? "[/i]
Jeez , I'm not in the same shape I was in when I was 30 , but I'm not *that* out of shape !!
Then it occurred to me that maybe she'd had a recent middle·aged customer who DID have
a heart attack and die on her !!
But with her , the only thing that died was my desire to see her again or pursue Take Out Service .....
Yeah I've been to the Sportsman's and it sucks. Once thought about staying at the hotel and ordering room service but found out that wasn't a good idea. Never bothered with Satin Doll. Foxy Lady is overpriced.
Hey TH, you are right about the prices in the Nevada brothels. You have to negotiate like hell and make sure you specify exactly what you want because you won't get any more than that. Probably if I go to Vegas I will do the usual 2-4 am bar scene as that has worked well in the past.
Actually, the best take is Montreal. They have everything and the prices are right even with the slipping US$.
[QUOTE=The Duke]has anyone tried those booths they have on Club balloons?[/QUOTE]I heard from one of the girls that baloons was owned by pp. Either way it sucks if you just want to look at strippers, but if you just want to get laid it's not bad.
I used to really enjoy our strip club scene, ironically that was before they literally turned into brothels last year. Why? Call me crazy, but I still like to "look." It`s almost impossible to find a club, especially during the day when I`m in action, where you can see full nudity on stage. Most only go topless, many now don`t even dance!
I can`t go 10 mins in a club anymore without the "hustle" either. I like to check things out, see who`s dancing etc, not be constantly asked to go "upstairs or in the back." If I were an out of town businessman, it probably would be great to charge sex at these clubs on my business expense reports at minimum $180 a shot [when you add in fees etc.] But for a monger who works too hard for his money, these quickies are not for me. So for me NO club is worth anything at all, right now.
Maybe CF if you catch a looker upstairs is okay, but they are hard to find there, and by the time I find one, I may have been hustled 10 times or so. I`m not sure if they go nude at the Foxy daytimes, but Ive never been a fan of the place, with their watered down drinks and decidedly unfriendly staff.
As most of the guys agree, it all depends what you`re "looking for."
Happy Holidays!
[QUOTE=Ozzie]I used to really enjoy our strip club scene, ironically that was before they literally turned into brothels last year. Why? Call me crazy, but I still like to "look." It`s almost impossible to find a club, especially during the day when I`m in action, where you can see full nudity on stage. Most only go topless, many now don`t even dance! [red]Try P·P's Godiva Room or up·stairs at C·F[/red]
I can`t go 10 mins in a club anymore without the "hustle" either. I like to check things out, see who`s dancing etc, not be constantly asked to go "upstairs or in the back." [red]Just tell the hustlers that yer waiting for some·one....it's a quick way to get rid of them if you aren't inner·rested[/red]
I`m not sure if they go nude at the Foxy daytimes.... [red]No , it's top·less ; see Report below[/red][/QUOTE]
The Best Time to hit the Foxy Lady is Friday Mornings . Here's why =
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=394532&postcount=858[/URL]
[QUOTE=Ozzie]I used to really enjoy our strip club scene, ironically that was before they literally turned into brothels last year. Why? Call me crazy, but I still like to "look." It`s almost impossible to find a club, especially during the day when I`m in action, where you can see full nudity on stage. Most only go topless, many now don`t even dance!
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You need to check out the Foxy Lady in Brockton Mass.
If you want to watch gorgeous full nude women, tip a few bucks at the stage and then buy a few medium one way contact full nude dances at $20 each there is no place better in either RI or Mass.
PVD was very busy today. Cheaters was packed and now they have signs on the door advertising Balloons (nude strip club next door) as open from 9pm-5am Thursday thru Sunday. Yeah I think it is accurate to say Balloons is owned by Cheaters (pp).
All these chicks want to go in the booth in Godiva (they make all kinds of big promises) but I did a couple of topless lapdances with a chiquita who didn't speak very good English (hard to communicate) but had a 8-9 body with boobs you could suck on all day.
Left there for Downtown which was very busy. Couldn't get "K" as she was busy and had a couple of guys waiting for her. So I got Kimberly who is new from LA and she gave an excellent massage.
WebDog wrote:
"Over the last 10+ years, on average my best experiences have been at the Doll (and I will drive 60 min to go there before driving 20 minutes to go a Mass club)."
I haven't been in the Doll for a while, since most of my favorite ladies got discouraged and left due too no business. I agree with WebDog, it was always my favorite. Small cozy club. Girls with personality. And unbelievably great lapdances. I've heard that one of my old favs is still there, Nectar. WebDog can you confirm this. Maybe its time for me to stop in the Doll again.
[QUOTE=Postman]
....Small cozy club. [/QUOTE]
for places that fit that description might be K2U in Woonsocket. I've visited there recently, and found that the selection of dancers wasn't bad - for a veteran of the Providence scene, there are even a few familiar faces there. K2U is a neighborhood bar with exotic dancers, sited right in the middle of a residential area. It's probably worth a visit.
Sounds like we're on the same page. Unfortunately, I am pretty sure Nectar is no longer there, if it is who I am thinking of. Can describe and I'll ask around next time I am there?
Actually sounds like we're *all* on the same page -- saying the same thing:
(negative) "Cheaters/PP sucks, all hustle no dancing, like a brothel"
(positive) "Cheaters/PP is awesome, no wasting time with dancing, it's like a brothel"
Obviously paraphrasing, but if you're looking for the most options in full-service and similar "extras" it is obviously the place to go -- if you're looking for a traditional stripclub there are more mellow choices.
One of my top picks for a traditional stripclub is the Doll, but I will definitely checkout K2U. If for other reason than the source -- I have found through recent posts that Viejo is a well-spring of stripclub knowledge!
(BTW -- do you pronounce it "Vee-Ay-Ho" or "Vye-Joe"?)
[QUOTE=WebDog]
(BTW -- do you pronounce it "Vee-Ay-Ho" or "Vye-Joe"?)[/QUOTE]
...old fart and is pronounced vee-ay-ho.