Strip Club Reports

Should have read the reports on the place before going. The girls were all 7-9s, but the place is expensive. $8 Cover, plus two drink min at $7 per pop, you are looking at 22 before you even get started.

Definitely don't go at shift change 5:30. 6:30 as its damn slow. The songs do last 5-6 minutes, but there just wasn't any energy in the girls. Set price on the couch dances at $50, but its well worth it. They get totally nude. Had an asian chick, the only one; most of the girls were white, 18-25. But on the couch, she totally tenderized me; basically put her crotch within 1 inch of my mouth, pulled up my shirt and rubbed her all over my stomach.

YMMV, but more of a legit place for businessmen as your money does not go as far as others.

I think the clubs in LA are definitely better and you can get away with more. But, I am still new to the game. Will try Captain Creams this week, didn't see any info on here. Any advice?

Captain Creme's is an 'airdance' club. No touching. My advice is to go to Flamingo in Anaheim. Best bang for your buck. Don't experiment with the others, you'll just waste your money and be disappointed.

[QUOTE=Badonkadonk]Captain Creme's is an 'airdance' club. No touching. My advice is to go to Flamingo in Anaheim. Best bang for your buck. Don't experiment with the others, you'll just waste your money and be disappointed.[/QUOTE]

Went to Captain Cream's once. Was pissed off at the now-ex and wanted to see some titties, and didn't want to drive out of town for the night.

Was a huge disappointment. They have some cute girls, but zero mileage, and they all reeked of way, way too much perfume. Most strippers do, but there was a 4 foot "neutral zone" around them where no carbon-based lifeform could exist...

I think I paid for the entry, dropped about 5 bucks in singles for very uninspired dances up on the main stage, and split after that. Maybe 30 minutes in all.

Any good names to listen for when hitting the Flamingo? Better mileage during day or evening?

Thank to both Flatline and Badonkadonk. Will skip Captain Cream and move onto Flamingo. Any girls you recommend at Flamingo?

Well, after a night of sushi and drinking with the buddies, we all decided to hit the strip club. We drove to SR and that place was packed on a Sat. at 1ish. There was a porn star dancing named Chrissy cummings or something like that. she was real nice and gave a nice dance to me. There are a lot of hot blondes there that night. I thought it would be a mix of latins, chocolates, and all. did not want a dance due to the fact that I forgot my contacts and really didn't trust my beer goggles friends taste. YMMV. the previous visit I was able to play at the y.Wwhat a surprise there.

I was the early bird on Wed. Got there just after opening (with my coupon from the OC register) and had my pick of the litter. There were about 6-8 girls and I was the only guy for about an hour. Ended up in VIP with Audrey. Lets just say she did all of the propositioning, she was prepared, and I left happy.

Went to the bird last night and said I would not spend more than 1.2$...well what was I thinking? had some great dances and tested about 5 girls for about 2 dances each. until I couldn't resist and took BB to the vip she was great fun was had by all. The girls in general were very nice and even the ones that didn't give the best dance she was so freaken cute and great smile how could I complain. Well I ended up closing the place down and zip money left. Got a number and she might even hook up with me. I would say Flamingos is the best value in OC and even gives COI a good run for its money.

[QUOTE=TomSky]Went to the bird last night and said I would not spend more than 1.2$...well what was I thinking? had some great dances and tested about 5 girls for about 2 dances each. until I couldn't resist and took BB to the vip she was great fun was had by all. The girls in general were very nice and even the ones that didn't give the best dance she was so freaken cute and great smile how could I complain. Well I ended up closing the place down and zip money left. Got a number and she might even hook up with me. I would say Flamingos is the best value in OC and even gives COI a good run for its money.[/QUOTE]I will be visiting CA for the first time soon and have been looking at hitting up the Flamingo. Are there on-line coupons as well or do I need to look for something once I arrive? Figure any money saved at the door can be put to a more fun cause.

If you don't mind as well, so I know about how much to bring, what are the expected prices for some of the extras?

[QUOTE=TomSky]Went to the bird last night and said I would not spend more than 1.2$...well what was I thinking? had some great dances and tested about 5 girls for about 2 dances each. until I couldn't resist and took BB to the vip she was great fun was had by all. The girls in general were very nice and even the ones that didn't give the best dance she was so freaken cute and great smile how could I complain. Well I ended up closing the place down and zip money left. Got a number and she might even hook up with me. I would say Flamingos is the best value in OC and even gives COI a good run for its money.[/QUOTE]
So what did you end up spending?

Man!

Discovered Christie's Cabaret in Tempe, Az. I know its out of O.C. but if you're like me and have never heard of this place, you are surely missing out.

All girls 8-10's topless lap dances only $10.00 and five bucks to get in during t he day.

Seems as if they have streamlined the service all the girls were very nice and no attitudes I must say I can't wait to go back.

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On oc news. Hmmm who knew, fuzzy bears has kind of up the quality of girls dancing there. They still have that old lady who still dances. But the other girls, for fuzzy bears, were really quite nice. Nice place if you just want to get a drink play some pool and look at some asses wigglin. Got a lap dance from MIchelle. Mediocre at best. Definately not worth 15 dollars.

Dr.Sax714

There's nothing like the stench of fuel to kill any suspicions.

I was at the Flamingo Thursday afternoon and had a dance with an old favorite. If you visit the Flamingo and you are on a budget you must get a 10 dollar hand job oops I mean dance with Lisa I have been to many strip clubs all over the USA and this has to be the best deal around. Of course if you want to take it out you will have to go for a VIP. But if you want to go home happy and not spend alot of money see Lisa.

[QUOTE=HugoTheMan]I was at the Flamingo Thursday afternoon and had a dance with an old favorite. If you visit the Flamingo and you are on a budget you must get a 10 dollar hand job oops I mean dance with Lisa I have been to many strip clubs all over the USA and this has to be the best deal around. Of course if you want to take it out you will have to go for a VIP. But if you want to go home happy and not spend alot of money see Lisa.[/QUOTE]I owe Hugo a big thanks for his previous info. Neither Bebe nor Audrey was there when I went, but got great service from Precious. Tight little body and doesn't mind hands roaming wherever.

[QUOTE=HugoTheMan]I was at the Flamingo Thursday afternoon and had a dance with an old favorite. If you visit the Flamingo and you are on a budget you must get a 10 dollar hand job oops I mean dance with Lisa I have been to many strip clubs all over the USA and this has to be the best deal around. Of course if you want to take it out you will have to go for a VIP. But if you want to go home happy and not spend alot of money see Lisa.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. What nationality is she and how old?