Lemon spa. Appropriate name.
[QUOTE=Fastfish70;5466114]TOFTT today, Lemon Spa at 388X Eagle Creek PKWY.
Gal was built like a 4'8" jelly bean, not even a 5, but just thinking quick HE and good to go.
No that would have been too damn simple.
Everything was on the menu, and she annoyingly tried to ups well.
Multiple times.
I couldn't do it- she was below my ugly threshold.
Fat Jellybean starts off decent soft massage for about 3 minutes then flip.
I dreamt I indicated HE, and she went to it- then after about 2 minutes started complaining I was taking too long, at least I think she did as her English was nearly non. Existent.
Multiple stops and starts for either up selling, her answering phone, or complains she is tired and switches sides, each time I'm about ready. She stops.
Sparing you further details- but she never finished the job, and wouldn't have because she was awful at it, and had a shitty attitude..[/QUOTE]Sounds like we should pitch in, and reimburse you for that one.
Lemon suck not in a good way
[QUOTE=Jeast72;5466697]If this is still the girl from the firehouse, as was reported a while back, it's got to be better than when we first came out of the shutdown. Back then, she was doing the handys with loose rubber gloves.[/QUOTE]She said her name was "Cici" (prob most common AMP name) and I can't imagine her being worse at what she does.
Dr. Phil. Massages and Pimping
Want some entertainment? See the massage episode on Dr. Phil S15 E10. I am cracking up.