Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4946466]
I found myself in the Ballston area of Arlington this past Friday for meetings. All of the parlors in that immediate area to my knowledge are legit. So I searched RM for the closest Chinese place and was directed to Yi Z Spa on 50. Now Chinese spots aren't without their quirks. The Chinese providers tend to come with a higher shelf life than others and sometimes you'll draw a masseuse who looks like she went to high school with David Lo Pan. (Big props to you if you understood that random, Frankie D pop culture reference.) I find myself thankful though as I am greeted by a woman who although slender with no TNA or facial aesthetics, is at least in her early 50's.
[/QUOTE]Haha, it's been a while but I love that movie!

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4946466]The Korean chicks massage you with the strength of a 12 year old with congenital muscular dystrophy pre flip, pepper you with more haggling than a Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction post flip and then practically rip your penor off with a newly discovered Power Girl level of upper body strength that was absent during the massage. [/QUOTE]I got an image in my head of the TV auctioneer whose assistant would point, shout "WHOOO," and spin in a circle, along with Cartman at the jewelry store. "You like fuck Asian lady. " LOL.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCjTTYnPKU[/URL]

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;4948049]I got an image in my head of the TV auctioneer whose assistant would point, shout "WHOOO," and spin in a circle, along with Cartman at the jewelry store. "You like fuck Asian lady. " LOL.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCjTTYnPKU[/URL][/QUOTE]A south park ref, and a big trouble ref! I don't monger much in nova but sure glad I stop by sometimes. Waiting on a young Frankenstein ref next. Bye for now.

Like the poster below, I had sometime to kill last week and decided to check out Papaya based on good reviews on this board. Location was a nice-looking office park in the Koreatown area of Annandale. I walked in early afternoon with no appointment, and (I later found out) Anna told me to come back in 30 minutes. Was ready to blow it off, but caught a glimpse of Katie as well, and both were younger and she was certainly cuter than what you'd find at the average Chinese-run shop in NoVa.

So I killed some time, went back and was happy to draw Katie. Great rack and very friendly. A really good teasing table shower had me thinking this was going to be a great session. But halfway through the just-OK massage, she left the room and Anna came in, saying Katie was tired, but would be back later. No idea why she quit on me, we were chatting nicely, and it's not like I farted in her face or anything.

Anna finishes the massage (a bit better than Katie'S, maybe B+), but then flips me and starts negotiating. I then start asking what about Katie coming back, but she indicates that's not happening, and seemed a bit annoyed that I was asking for Katie. But Anna is not in her league in either face or body.

Anyway, she gives me full roaming and HJ and it was fine, but I really would have preferred Katie, so a bit disappointing. Would return if I can reserve Katie next time.

I also saw some dude in his car in the lot who seemed to be lurking, but couldn't tell if he was on his phone or what, or maybe waiting for an appointment of his own. As I recall he was in an SUV.

[QUOTE=EdHaskell;4948422]Like the poster below, I had sometime to kill last week and decided to check out Papaya based on good reviews on this board. Location was a nice-looking office park in the Koreatown area of Annandale. I walked in early afternoon with no appointment, and (I later found out) Anna told me to come back in 30 minutes. Was ready to blow it off, but caught a glimpse of Katie as well, and both were younger and she was certainly cuter than what you'd find at the average Chinese-run shop in NoVa.

So I killed some time, went back and was happy to draw Katie. Great rack and very friendly. A really good teasing table shower had me thinking this was going to be a great session. But halfway through the just-OK massage, she left the room and Anna came in, saying Katie was tired, but would be back later. No idea why she quit on me, we were chatting nicely, and it's not like I farted in her face or anything.

Anna finishes the massage (a bit better than Katie'S, maybe B+), but then flips me and starts negotiating. I then start asking what about Katie coming back, but she indicates that's not happening, and seemed a bit annoyed that I was asking for Katie. But Anna is not in her league in either face or body.

Anyway, she gives me full roaming and HJ and it was fine, but I really would have preferred Katie, so a bit disappointing. Would return if I can reserve Katie next time.

I also saw some dude in his car in the lot who seemed to be lurking, but couldn't tell if he was on his phone or what, or maybe waiting for an appointment of his own. As I recall he was in an SUV.[/QUOTE]What you experienced is "provider burnout. " It happens when a place becomes popular after a glowing positive review (s) on here and this, the establishment gets hammered with mongers. Quickly the providers at the establishment gets burnt out quickly. My normal method is to wait a few weeks (after no reviews) to patronize a place that is offering substantial services above noVa standard so that it's easier to get an appointment and not encounter provider burnout.

Went to 11 last night, got Lea (Leia), nice MILF / GILF (early 40's maybe, decent body). Decent massage, nice teasing, and she asked me how much I tipped last time I was in (which was in March). I told her. 6 and she asked for more. I thought it was an interesting approach, to gauge what I was looking for NOVA or more. She got naked, nice finish, I left happy.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;4921983]Based on Pilot Aviators list of places that do edging, I decided to revisit Garden Spa in Burke. I have been here before a couple years ago and got a nice edge session. It's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour. I thought Joanna was going to be my provider when she answered the door so I opted for the hour but another woman named Eva was the one who came in and did my massage. Typical middle aged Chinese, pretty face from what I can make out with the mask on. Body seemed OK, a little OTC on the butt and her butt was firm.

Eva did an excellent massage. She did a really nice noVa standard with really good edging. I requested to get on all fours and have her milk me like a cow to complete the edging session. I blew pretty good and she knows how sensitive the little head is afterwards so she played with it some more, making me agonize in pleasure.

Will repeat when needing an excellent massage and a good handshake with explosive finish. To me, I would rather get a really good massage and edging noVa standard then the pump and dump that a lot of places, especially Korean AMPs, are doing to mongers. Based on the recent reports on Rt 1 in Woodbridge and Imperial in Anandale, a lot of providers are desperate to make ends meet and are asking ridiculous prices for services[/QUOTE]Went back today as my back was killing me and I needed a legit massage to soothe the muscles. Saw Eva again but only went with the 30 minute option as I had to be somewhere else. Same as before, got all 4 knees and let he milk me like a cow LOL and edged me to a nice release. I really like this place when I need more of a legit massage and a little extra at the end vice looking for an AMP to just blow my load and be done with it. I asked Eva if I could kiss her down below but she politely said no. No big deal. Next time I'll try to Joanna.

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She mentioned "I PROVIDE (Full Option Intimate Nude Body to Body fsNuru Service)". And it's $$. 60. Is this sign of FS?

Dreamt I stopped by 307 last night to get a massage. This place is a typical C-AMP, but it's somewhat new and flashy and they try to follow suit with providers there who also tend to be on the younger side. I'm friends with MMS so I get word when a new girl is dropping in. So I'm introduced to a younger girl maybe late 30's if I had to guess. Long dark hair and big wide eyes and a mask. Honestly these day's it's really hard to tell how hot the girls are when half of there face is covered. She's not a spinner body type but I'd say she's on the thin side. She introduces herself to me as Candy. Like I haven't heard that one before.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like we've become progressive enough as a society where we can start appreciating authentic Chinese names. They don't have to give their real name but it be nice to walk in and have them introduce themselves as Mei or HuiLing instead of trying to white wash it or pick a confection. Anyway I'm rambling off topic.

So "Candy" gives me 30 minutes, I would have asked for more but I wasn't too liquid having blown most of my cash on the human chucky doll Tiwa at Tyson's. It was a about 10 min of rubbing before she told me to flip, tipping her hand that she's much more used to the ST session than the massage.

Negotiations began and she wanted to gauge with me the maximum amount of money I would be willing to spend on her for the second half of service and I wasn't much in the mood to play Kissinger. It really killed juniors mood so I wasn't running to do FS although if you bring enough cash and your own hat it seems to be on the table for discussion. We settled for a full nude NoVa for. 7 and she undressed. Shes got those pointy dagger nipples that Chinese Asians tend to have, def B cup. A good rack, not great. And a trimmed kitty. She was going super hard on the alcohol drenching both her and myself in isopropyl isolation so I didnt get to taste but I'll give her credit she put in the massive amount of effort it would take to get me off with just a HJ. I'm pretty stubborn and it takes special kind of Chinese ninja arte to pull it off with technical finesse and skill that she was lacking. But in her defense what she lacked in talent she made up for with hard work and grit. She stuck with it for the close to 20 min it took. But eventually after enough titty squeezing and kitty play I exploded and she cleaned me up.

She even offered to give me another massage but then saw the clock and said "oops sorry you're out of time" in the best English she could. It was a good experience overall the negotiations just kinda dampened the mood.

I guess I'm just getting better at withholding my cash and not jumping at the opportunity to get my dick wet and consequently overpaying for it. I've had enough positive and negative experiences that I'm harnessing my instincts, and my instincts here told me I would have overpaid for substandard service.

But who knows I might come back when we're both in a better mood.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4946687]Some people think these women are fucking robots or something and it baffles me that they think just because they don't get a certain level of service, then that must be true for everyone. Hate to break the hard facts of life to ya, but we all aren't made equal, some chads on this board are rocking chiseled chins, chiseled abs, and big dongs.(and Ill admit Im none of the above) Some people got game and they can magician a. 6 tip into something you could only dream of. Maybe if you play your cards right you can get more "bang" for your buck. But there's never a reason to get your panties twisted in a bunch if it doesn't happen. It does and did happen. Just not to you.

And you don't have to show the site to them and whine like children. 99% of the providers know of this site and they read the reviews. Count on it.[/QUOTE]To the people showing provider reviews, do you honestly expect them to magically change their mind once they sized you up. A past post indicated that most guys are disgusting and think flashing cash will get them every door that others get to enter. We say YMMV because if you're getting scrubbed and she smells it from that distance you think she's going to entertain putting anywhere near her? It's more likely you then her. I have my complaints but they're still human beings and we're not in Thailand where it's a 10:1 ratio. Stop being selfish assholes and understand the game.

[QUOTE=RockSwithSalt;4946325]A couple weeks ago I decided to try this place out as I have been to nearly every AMP in the area but not this one. I think the official name is Relaxation Studio and the pictures are accurate on Yelp and Rubmaps. I texted ahead and agreed on a time, When I got there I discovered their location is on the second floor, no problem however their door was next to a store front that had a church service going on at the time with some people milling around outside, awkward. Greeted by a masked young thing when I reached the top of the stairs and was ushered to an empty couples therapy room and told to wait there. Over 30 minutes later (I timed it) another girl came and got me and took me to my final room. She did and OK job with a massage but I was dreaming about the next stage. After the flip and some upper body work she got to business and without negotiation started a NOVA. She had on tight shorts and I was roaming all around. Got under her loose top and discovered she was probably an A- and her bra had foam falsies. I did not complete my mission and threw the punch card away that I was given when I left, I did drink the bottle of water.[/QUOTE]Is 112x Relaxation Studio or another place? RS has a different #.

[QUOTE=RyanHarvey;4924211]Noticed that too. I wonder if one of the girls got COVID so they closed up shop to quarantine?[/QUOTE]Does anyone know what is going on at Blue Gems? It closed during the last week and this week it has only one person on Tuesday, one on Wednesday, and one on Thursday. That's almost completely closed.

[QUOTE=JustaNon75;4945584]I do know Tara is close with KK. And it seems like a lot of KK's girls get GPS (ie: Lucy) and this is their MO - $120 to get in the door, everything else is extra.

I'm sure Tara and the other indys have fallen on some hard times during this pandemic, but this is not the correct path to make up for lost income. I'm also sure some dudes will happily pay, but the long time regulars will be taken aback by this pretty significant increase in her rates. It's not like Tara is a super-hot mid-20's spinner with an extensive menu -- If we are being honest, she's an attractive, albeit increasingly plump, Thai woman with big tits, in her 40's, who gives a great massage with a fun finish. $120/ hr +tips was a fair price. $160/ hr +tips is too much.[/QUOTE]Obviously YMMV. I respectfully disagree. Tara goes full nude with a lot of sensual play and included a release for 120 for years. At $160, even with her bigger size and older age, those services from her are still a very good value.

I'll close with this. Who else can match that level of service at $160? To my knowledge no one comes close.

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She mentioned "I PROVIDE (Full Option Intimate Nude Body to Body fsNuru Service)". And it's $$. 60. Is this sign of FS?[/QUOTE]For that rate it should be. Try it and let us know.

[QUOTE=Duderino;4950783]Obviously YMMV. I respectfully disagree. Tara goes full nude with a lot of sensual play and included a release for 120 for years. At $160, even with her bigger size and older age, those services from her are still a very good value.

I'll close with this. Who else can match that level of service at $160? To my knowledge no one comes close.[/QUOTE]It's been a few years since I've seen her but she went topless for 1. 6 for me, not fully nude. If it's fully nude with roaming I might go back.