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[QUOTE=MikeWhiskey;6060664]Joyce is back for any interested parties. She offers a delightful GFE experience. Go see her. Donations 140 hh 240 hr. Please rtff before you flood my inbox or ask her yourself. She's also heavily reviewed on the other site.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-escort-washington-dc-60524-5[/URL]#erotic.[/QUOTE]Long time lurker, occasional poster.

Had the pleasure of meeting Joyce Thursday night in Chantilly near the Expo Center. Texted at 630 and she said she had 2 appts and was avail at 845. Got there about 10 minutes early and did one swing around the parking lot looking for signs of LEO out of habit because I know joyce is not associated with LEO. Was parked by coincidence 3 doors down from her room. Well, as I was waiting to hear back from her after letting her know I was here. 2 FFX County LEO walked in front of my car and they were waking around the lot in the slight drizzle of rain. Then an under cover car drove by me too. I got spooked and left but as I did she texted me the room and said she was ready. I came back, parked in same spot and ran to her door.

Not an old gal. Short, nice b titties and wow what a nice ass. Allowed fiv. She was moist or it was the guy before her It hasn't been mentioned here in awhile but I do remember her "sanitation" technique: Damn it, that stings! Spray bottle with 99% mouthwash extra strength listorene and one percent water. Spritz spritz spritz, too much spritz on my johnson. Numbed the pleasure of the BBBJ / cim. Was a quick visit, $. In the text to make the appt she said FS was included in qv quote of $ but I was there only for BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Barlon;6070511]She's been on my watch list but man idk if she's falling asleep or is a druggie, imma pass on her, thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Yeah I definitely think the latter is a possibility. Her speech was very slurred. And the most alarming thing is at the end she threw the donation away! She picked it up, held it close to her face, walked around and then tossed it in the trash. I was like "ummm, you realized you just threw your donation in the trash" and then she piques up and goes "oh!" and retrieves it.

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I wish I was exaggerating here. She literally kept falling asleep while performing. At first I thought she was just being overly slow and sensual, but I look down there and she is holding onto my member with one hand and her chin resting on her neck while she is dozing off.
[/QUOTE]Yea, that's called "nodding off". She's likely on heroin / fent or pills. That really sucks. Sad to see.

[QUOTE=Delee1234;6072034]Yea, that's called "nodding off". She's likely on heroin / fent or pills. That really sucks. Sad to see.[/QUOTE]Damn that so sad to see her go down like that. I had a few good videos with her and she can really deepthroat a bbc. She tries to charge too much for her services though. I nutted in her mouth and on her face a few times but never dealt with her nodding off. Might be time for her to retire.

Anybody seen this one yet?

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[QUOTE=FreddyCrougar;6072083]Anybody seen this one yet?

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3218038[/URL][/QUOTE]Pretty sure it's a scam. She only wants to communicate through Snapchat, and wants payment through an app instead of cash. This ad has been around for years, and there's no way she's still 19.

[QUOTE=Sairento;6073434]Pretty sure it's a scam. She only wants to communicate through Snapchat, and wants payment through an app instead of cash. This ad has been around for years, and there's no way she's still 19.[/QUOTE]I have to second this. We chatted a while back. She was snapping with monument in the background so it kind of checked out. Later she was in another state so if she was here her stay was short. I don't do cashapp. It's a rule of thumb since for ever one that is legit 50 more will take your money and run. I eventually blocked her. My guess is she is just using men to pay for her travels. But report back if you take the chance.

[QUOTE=Delee1234;6072034]Yea, that's called "nodding off". She's likely on heroin / fent or pills. That really sucks. Sad to see.[/QUOTE]I have seen Darrryn regularly since she first started this three years ago. She went by Pamela and was sharing a room with MsBrittany. The hobby has definitely taken its toll, and perhaps it is time to hang up the hat. I was going to see her last week, but she was coming down with the flu, so I opted out. I can attest, however, that she is not a druggie, does not do heroin or fentanyl as suggested above.

Moon Palace. I have a long layover coming up at Dulles. Can anyone share any details about visiting the Tysons or Fairfax locations. Without disclosing the actual location how long an uber ride would it be? Are the locations safe? I am very familiar with their sister locations in NYC so I assume the level of service is on par with those.

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[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;6074812]Moon Palace. I have a long layover coming up at Dulles. Can anyone share any details about visiting the Tysons or Fairfax locations. Without disclosing the actual location how long an uber ride would it be? Are the locations safe? I am very familiar with their sister locations in NYC so I assume the level of service is on par with those.

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[URL]https://twitter.com/moonplaceclub[/URL][/QUOTE]And that's with traffic on your side. The first part is highway, the second part city. The area is incredibly safe and not seedy. If you are already approved, make an appointment with confidence.

I am not fully familiar with the Tysons location, although Tysons is way closer to Dulles than Fairfax. Call it 20 minutes max.

Can anyone confirm she's real and provides services listed in the ad. She doesn't accept cash. Kinda sketch but she has numerous reviews and comments on the alligator.

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[QUOTE=MikeWhiskey;6078230]Can anyone confirm she's real and provides services listed in the ad. She doesn't accept cash. Kinda sketch but she has numerous reviews and comments on the alligator.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/89313066[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Fake fake fake. I contacted her once and, yeah, she wanted upfront payment through CashApp before meeting. I posted a review on EscortAlligator warning other guys that she's fake and my review was removed. Others have posted reviews confirming she's fake but the reviews are removed after a few hours. Do not trust 90% of what you read on EscortAlligator because they allow fake reviews and try to censor real reviews.

[QUOTE=Pbarber307;6074090]I have seen Darrryn regularly since she first started this three years ago. She went by Pamela and was sharing a room with MsBrittany. The hobby has definitely taken its toll, and perhaps it is time to hang up the hat. I was going to see her last week, but she was coming down with the flu, so I opted out. I can attest, however, that she is not a druggie, does not do heroin or fentanyl as suggested above.[/QUOTE]You can attest that she may not have been a druggie when you saw her three years ago, but you cannot attest to her status as of now. I saw her last week, she was nodding off and out of it with slurred speech -- all junkie signs in my book. I doubt heroin as I didn't see track marks, but I would not be surprised if it was pills, and in fact there were a lot of prescription pill bottles on the other bed in the room.

Thanks for the info, just wanted to make sure she was at least real before I wasted time with attempted scams.

[QUOTE=Sairento;6078436]Fake fake fake. I contacted her once and, yeah, she wanted upfront payment through CashApp before meeting. I posted a review on EscortAlligator warning other guys that she's fake and my review was removed. Others have posted reviews confirming she's fake but the reviews are removed after a few hours. Do not trust 90% of what you read on EscortAlligator because they allow fake reviews and try to censor real reviews.[/QUOTE]

Any info on this girl? Should have asked sooner as I'm seeing her in a couple of hours, LOL.

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