Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Caribe;3857983]I always wondered who it was supposed to fool. For you oldies, it works as well as CONTROL's Cone of Silence![/QUOTE]It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?

Went over to Amazing on Edwards last week and it was the best MP layout I've ever been to. Relatively new place with reasonable size rooms, clean, tall ceilings, walls up to the ceiling (good AC) and locks on the doors (first time I've ever seen that). Parking was so-so and not much anonymity.

Attitude was a 10, price was. 4 for 30 min and. 4 for 60 min. I guess mostly they only do 30 min. , but I usually do 60 and they said ok. Massage was a 2-3 on a scale of 10 but the handshake was a 7-8. Nothing special except that both masseuses participated for the price of 1, I guess because it was a slow day. Finished me off in 20 minutes and they started the massage again but I asked to leave (because it was only a 2 massage by that time). Super generous with the oil which was nice but kinda weak and without structure on the massage. It can only get better at this place so I may go back but too many other places to explore right now to settle on this one.

Didn't someone say that a new MP opened up at the same location as Nuru Guru? Has anyone gone to check it out?

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3858022]It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?[/QUOTE]Right! Just like that ol' cone of silence. It confuses everyone trying to use it but those on the outside know exactly what's going on.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3858022]It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?[/QUOTE]Never underestimate your enemy; they have at least a high school diploma. It may be fooling someone in the 1st few months but not after 20 years. Do we need more updated confusion; a hologramic silence cone?

Do they care about the amount of money? They have known to charge prostitutes soliciting sex for a taco.

Saw a hot F doll named Kathy down in the El Toro area. I am not loyal to any particular store, but it was the place with suite number #A111. These days if I find a good one, I always try to get her digits. Anyhoo,

Kathy has super long hair down to her ass, she wears sexy clothes with high heels, and she has a hot body. She looks like a aamp girl and she does fetch a bit more than the average gal, but her service was really good. She didn't short me on the time and didn't mind doing 1 hour. So I did tip accordingly for the hour. She really is a head turner and she said she didn't mind if I gave out her phone to my friends. I consider usasguide to be my friend, so here goes. (7 i4) exx exes exx- Nine Ocho Ocho One.

[QUOTE=SpikeBites;3858141]Didn't someone say that a new MP opened up at the same location as Nuru Guru? Has anyone gone to check it out?[/QUOTE]There was a soft grand opening a few weeks ago, but they need to remodel and put the place up to code.

They will open next month. The girl was super hot GND type but beautiful.

To all (South) OC regulars: have you in your recent quests encountered an AMP provider with a nice full Bush? I am a sucker for hairy Asian muff, and fine with HJ only, if she allows roaming. Feel free to respond, or PM me; any intel is greatly appreciated!

Conn.

[QUOTE=Connaisseur;3858766]To all (South) OC regulars: have you in your recent quests encountered an AMP provider with a nice full Bush? I am a sucker for hairy Asian muff, and fine with HJ only, if she allows roaming. Feel free to respond, or PM me; any intel is greatly appreciated!

Conn.[/QUOTE]You are a connoisseur of poon. I would say the best provider to see who has a hairy kitty kat has got to be Emily at Emerald Spa on Katella. (just google it).

She is early 20's, slender, tan skin, and all natural with no tattoos or implants. She looks Thai but she's Vn. Was very surprised when she got nekkid and I saw that full Bush. A wonder of nature. But you said South OC. It would be a bit of a putt to drive up there, perhaps on a weekend would be good.

[QUOTE=YellowFinTuna;3858048]Went over to Amazing on Edwards last week and it was the best MP layout I've ever been to. Relatively new place with reasonable size rooms, clean, tall ceilings, walls up to the ceiling (good AC) and locks on the doors (first time I've ever seen that). Parking was so-so and not much anonymity.

Attitude was a 10, price was. 4 for 30 min and. 4 for 60 min. I guess mostly they only do 30 min. , but I usually do 60 and they said ok. Massage was a 2-3 on a scale of 10 but the handshake was a 7-8. Nothing special except that both masseuses participated for the price of 1, I guess because it was a slow day. Finished me off in 20 minutes and they started the massage again but I asked to leave (because it was only a 2 massage by that time). Super generous with the oil which was nice but kinda weak and without structure on the massage. It can only get better at this place so I may go back but too many other places to explore right now to settle on this one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review, I live in the area and would like to check it out. Did they offer a line up and are they all Asians, any comments on the girls (young / MILF.)? Appreciate the info!

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;3858715]Do they care about the amount of money? They have known to charge prostitutes soliciting sex for a taco.[/QUOTE]Isn't tha trading in kind? A pink taco for a carnitas taco.

So honey is $45 for 30 min+$100 for nuru, but I'm getting texts from nurubabes saying $100 for 30 min of nuru. Is that flat rate, or do I need to add $40 for tip?

I've tried honey a few times and thinking to try babes next.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;3859564]So honey is $45 for 30 min+$100 for nuru, but I'm getting texts from nurubabes saying $100 for 30 min of nuru. Is that flat rate, or do I need to add $40 for tip?

I've tried honey a few times and thinking to try babes next.[/QUOTE]That is not including an expected tip.

Honey & BC work kinda opposite- HS wants $45 house fee and then the $100 is an excited tip. BC wants $100 house fee and the expected tip is $40+.

OK, that's what I figured. Any comparison between the 2, or are they basically the same?

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3859880]That is not including an expected tip.

Honey & BC work kinda opposite- HS wants $45 house fee and then the $100 is an excited tip. BC wants $100 house fee and the expected tip is $40+.[/QUOTE]

Where did the EZ place (at Bolsa) providers go? If you know about the wonderful Coco please let me know!