Bait and Switch – Kissimmee
Walked in to the place next to the hookah bar in Kissimmee. Met by quite a nice Chinese lady (mid 30's?) who offered me a $10 discount if I took an hour there and then. Checked that she was the therapist and she took me to the room and told me to lay face down. 2 minutes later another Chinese woman came in, not nearly so attractive. I mentioned the other girl was going to do the massage and she pulled a face "you no like me?" As I didn't fancy an argument I agreed it was OK for her to continue. The massage was not bad and there was a bit of "accidental" touching that I actually quite like. However, she did not do too much sensual stuff before I was thinking the flip was due so it was looking to be a bit worrying. On the flip I was surprised to find she covered everything and proceeded with the legit massage. As time was going on, I realised this wasn't going anywhere so I indicated an area that needed some massage and she laughed. Oh dear. I wasn't too bothered as she wasn't overly attractive to be honest and then she told me that all was done. I got dressed and went to walk out and she stood in the way with a pout face "You no give tip?" "No", I said, "no service, no tip". She told me that everyone gives a tip and so I got out a couple of dollars and she laughed. She said, "I want 20 percent". I laughed too and put the couple of dollars away and walked out. I will not return anytime soon.
V.