Massage Parlor Reports

Was in town for work last week. So, after seeing multiple reports on blue eyes, I decided to give her a try. At first comms were slow. But finally seemed to click. Got to her place and was happy with what I saw. Very cute girl, only had a shirt on. Seemed like that phone was a little too important though. We got to going and very nice. Then her phone rang and of course she had to answer it. She said don't worry he is a couple hours away. OK. Your boyfriend. No, my drug dealer. Now there was a comment a bit ago, something about cancer. I asked her straight up and she said no she didn't have cancer. So maybe the comment was made because she cut her hair, or if other guys have known her longer and she is starting to get strung out. Maybe that was what the comment was about. Anyway, overall, I had a good time with her. She was very accommodating. But as soon as I got up, she grabbed that phone again and I was just in the background. I'm wanting to retire from the hobby and go out with a very nice one. Parts of her were what I was looking for. But not quite. So will still look for that one last lady that will be my perfect end to this part of my life.

Had a great 'make-up' visit with the one and only Milan this week. A prior visit simply had some scheduling overlap due to a bunch of circumstances, so Shye stepped in for the finish (not a bad substitute at all, as many of you can already attest to. But she's not Milan).

Anyways – for this visit, she wanted to be sure I had the full "Milan experience" and boy did I ever! Getting oiled up and rubbed down by a beautiful woman who's only wearing thigh-high soccer socks and mostly-sheer, Pink Floyd panties is fantasy-worthy. The way she climbs on the table with you and rubs those perfectly firm breasts and nipples on you is truly magical. And, as it has been said before – in the end, the combination of what she does to you with her hands, with her eyes locked on yours, while she serenades you. She is like a seductive Siren of Greek mythology in pleasing you and making you forget your aches, your worries. Maybe even your name (ha).

I now get a grin every time I hear a song by Alicia Keys, Adele or Alanis Morissette.

Thank you for sharing your gifts with us, Milan. You are a star.

T-are-you.

Long time lurker here. Title says it all I'm looking for the best place for FS. I've been to RT multiple times seen Sasha and Joy. I've seen sweet cheeks and been to a few shitty places in Holland. What's a good spot for some actual attention? I get if I want a good fuck to hit up an escort, but sometimes I want the best of both worlds. If you don't want to reply here feel free to PM me.

So I was in area on Saturday and thought I would go and get a rub. Its been awhile so I said what's the worse that could happen. Yeah so I got there and Allison said she could see me for 1/2 hr. So got into the room, got comfortable and she walks in. Almost the first thing she talks about is an up charge for top less. I said I haven't ever paid that with anyone here. So she agreed to do it without a charge. Then she started in on the massage. One of the worse massages I have had. Her hands were extremely rough and felt like she was scratching my skin off.

Then it was time for the flip. Needless to say it was difficult to get hard, but once I did, she acted like there was a time limit to get me off.

One of the worse experiences I have had there.

I will not see her again, that's safe to say.

[QUOTE=AspenWood;6445711]This is the same Sarah. Love her.[/QUOTE]Hw does she compare to Lola. Especially in the edging game?

Thanks.

DM.

[QUOTE=ShellyBelli;6446462]Long time lurker here. Title says it all I'm looking for the best place for FS. I've been to RT multiple times seen Sasha and Joy. I've seen sweet cheeks and been to a few shitty places in Holland. What's a good spot for some actual attention? I get if I want a good fuck to hit up an escort, but sometimes I want the best of both worlds. If you don't want to reply here feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]When I'm looking for that combo, I see Ashley.

Don't forget your wallet. Pocket change won't cover your needs.

Hello, sorry to jump on in here tho is Lola FS at all?

[QUOTE=DutchMann;6446662]Hw does she compare to Lola. Especially in the edging game?

Thanks.

DM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SarahLikesIt;6443381]So I had a chance to visit earlier this week and TOFTT. Took quite a bit of emailing and a ph consult. She clearly screens people just looking for pleasure. She also makes abundantly clear in her communication that anything sexual including comments will result in immediate termination. She is 100% medical.

I did have some legit issues and so I went through with the appointment. She looks way better in person and gives the vibe that something more could be available, but that's just for show to attract suckers like us I imagine. She was nothing but professional, but she is also very comfortable with the human body and its functions.

You're definitely naked through the whole thing. No draping expected or required. She touches everything but in a very clinical and professional manner with gloves, q-tip, etc. She even put a finger in my ass to assess pelvic floor tension and prostate size, but it was not remotely sexy other than having a very good looking woman do it. She makes it clear that it's ok to have an erection or even ejaculate, but that means from the clinical touching. You're not allowed to even touch yourself and she warns you to keep any pleasurable feelings you experience "on the inside" LOL.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for going and posting this review. I almost saw her, but I had a scheduling conflict. Her wording in email and ad are very suggestive. When I initially read them, I thought "wow, this is the perfect gig" because it looks legit and may have medical basis. But then you get a HE and can put it on an HSA card, ha. However, this makes a lot more sense. She's clearly throwing out the flirtatiousness a bit to get the business, and then when nothing else happens she can go "see, I told you nothing but medical".

Thanks bud, really appreciate the post and you save me $. 50.

[QUOTE=Alchillies;6447010]Hello, sorry to jump on in here tho is Lola FS at all?[/QUOTE]Neither are FS.

My sessions with Sarah were less about edging as I did not ask for that. Great rub. Great view. Amazing HE while straddling my face. Wonderful and sensual woman. But ask her for the edging experience and report back here!

Saw Joy about two weeks ago and had a very nice experience. Scheduled a half hour, walked in and she was her normal ebullient self. Got on the table and requested the "back walk" technique. She obliged and 20 minutes later every knot was expertly gone. Not just my back, but hamstrings and calves too. Standard ending, but the nice part was she didn't mention a tip one time. She was leaving the room and I made sure I gave her a $50 spot. $95 all in.

The week before was Sweetcheeks. She's been highly reviewed, not much to add other than her menu is WIDE open if you play your cards right. Senior members can PM me for deets. Note: Senior Members only.

[QUOTE=Gatorade1972;6446468]So I was in area on Saturday and thought I would go and get a rub. Its been awhile so I said what's the worse that could happen. Yeah so I got there and Allison said she could see me for 1/2 hr. So got into the room, got comfortable and she walks in. Almost the first thing she talks about is an up charge for top less. I said I haven't ever paid that with anyone here. So she agreed to do it without a charge. Then she started in on the massage. One of the worse massages I have had. Her hands were extremely rough and felt like she was scratching my skin off.

Then it was time for the flip. Needless to say it was difficult to get hard, but once I did, she acted like there was a time limit to get me off.

One of the worse experiences I have had there.

I will not see her again, that's safe to say.[/QUOTE]This place can be hit or miss. I still think Kelly is one of the best in the business.

She's actually located in Lansing, for anyone asking. Nice girl who I reviewed in April. She wasn't on the phone with me; I'm sorry that she was with you.

Here's her current link:

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/central-michigan/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blue-eyed-baby-the-perfect-bre/815403027484[/URL]

[QUOTE=SithLover17;6446173]Was in town for work last week. So, after seeing multiple reports on blue eyes, I decided to give her a try. At first comms were slow. But finally seemed to click. Got to her place and was happy with what I saw. Very cute girl, only had a shirt on. Seemed like that phone was a little too important though. We got to going and very nice. Then her phone rang and of course she had to answer it. She said don't worry he is a couple hours away. OK. Your boyfriend. No, my drug dealer. Now there was a comment a bit ago, something about cancer. I asked her straight up and she said no she didn't have cancer. So maybe the comment was made because she cut her hair, or if other guys have known her longer and she is starting to get strung out. Maybe that was what the comment was about. Anyway, overall, I had a good time with her. She was very accommodating. But as soon as I got up, she grabbed that phone again and I was just in the background. I'm wanting to retire from the hobby and go out with a very nice one. Parts of her were what I was looking for. But not quite. So will still look for that one last lady that will be my perfect end to this part of my life.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I was wondering what happen to Robin and Lexi from Royal touch a few years back I had them together s few times.

I have been to Royal in a long time.

[QUOTE=JustinFromGr;6447062]Thank you so much for going and posting this review. I almost saw her, but I had a scheduling conflict. Her wording in email and ad are very suggestive. When I initially read them, I thought "wow, this is the perfect gig" because it looks legit and may have medical basis. But then you get a HE and can put it on an HSA card, ha. However, this makes a lot more sense. She's clearly throwing out the flirtatiousness a bit to get the business, and then when nothing else happens she can go "see, I told you nothing but medical".

Thanks bud, really appreciate the post and you save me $. 50.[/QUOTE]This board has saved me lots of money since I found it. And unlike many here I don't have seemingly limitless funds for getting my "needs" met LOL. Sometimes I wonder what some of you all do for a living that you can afford to do this so regularly. For my part, while I could afford to do a bit more than I do, the Mrs. Keeps very tight tabs on the money and large chunks that go missing aren't looked on kindly Ha!

Anyways, you're welcome! I know the feeling.

[QUOTE=Alchillies;6447010]Hello, sorry to jump on in here tho is Lola FS at all?[/QUOTE]Nope, she does a lot of amazing stuff, but FS is not part of it.