Massage Parlor Reports

I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.

I am kinda new to this and having trouble finding some decent parlors / people, can anyone help point me in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Michigan5;2930160]I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Good first review. Healthy Habits has been reviewed in the past; almost all reported very good experiences also. I have seen Kylene there a number of times, all were good times; however, she has moved on. She was going independent on west side near 28th, but have not seen her post in quite awhile. Other girls there were also very good.

The best advise I have is to read as much of the forum posts as you can. Most places will have been frequented and reported on and you will know which to try and which to avoid. It's always nice to frequent those that treat us right.

[QUOTE=Michigan5;2930160]I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.[/QUOTE]A full review of our best massuse in GR has been published by our resident expert NoseJelly, you will find it posted on 4/1/16 #4145. I can add one to his list, Amber at Royal she gives a great massage.

Anyone taken the plunge?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/angel-new-to-the-game/22788685[/URL]

MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]Nuru is being rubbed by the girl being totally nude with oil so I'm sure there is a HE involved!

Had the pleasure of seeing both Tia and Anita last week. Both attractive. Tia is younger and thinner. Anita was a little more proficient with the massage. Both provided a very nice ending. I would repeat with either. No tip up front, either.

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]I hear ya same question here. I was going to make the leap when I read about the NURU as I have wanted to see her for a long time but never did because of the comments of no HE. So if she is down with HE I'll stop by.

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw Dianen on Mich Ave this past weekend. Overall a very good experience. Older but neat and clean house converted to offices and individual massage rooms. Friendly, outgoing, attractive, with nice personality. Massage was excellent. Only couple of downsides, which could be a deal breaker for many. Left me on the table for longer than I perefer prior to the start of the session while she was texting in the other room, and was shorted on time: door to door in about 40 minutes, probably 30 min of actual massage. But I did leave happy in the end, so will probably repeat.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2937807]Saw Dianen on Mich Ave this past weekend. Overall a very good experience. Older but neat and clean house converted to offices and individual massage rooms. Friendly, outgoing, attractive, with nice personality. Massage was excellent. Only couple of downsides, which could be a deal breaker for many. Left me on the table for longer than I perefer prior to the start of the session while she was texting in the other room, and was shorted on time: door to door in about 40 minutes, probably 30 min of actual massage. But I did leave happy in the end, so will probably repeat.[/QUOTE]That is so unfair when girls short us on time. How would they like to go the store and pay for 10 lbs of steak but only get 5? Guys, you need to let them know that you are starting the clock timer on your phone as soon as they start rubbing and that you expect your full time from there on out! Don't let them pull the shorting on time crap!!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2937844]That is so unfair when girls short us on time. How would they like to go the store and pay for 10 lbs of steak but only get 5? Guys, you need to let them know that you are starting the clock timer on your phone as soon as they start rubbing and that you expect your full time from there on out! Don't let them pull the shorting on time crap!![/QUOTE]According to her FB reviews, she has a history of shorting time.

Time shorting shouldn't be tolerated. How many Mongers would go to the supermarket and buy $60 worth of food, give the cashier a Hundred Dollar Bill and be happy with only $10-$20 change!?

These MP ladies get away with shorting time because guys like us let them. I can't think of any other Hobby that shorts people on time / money.

NJ.

What ever happened to sensual Sidney? She just fell off the map and radar. Used to post crazy pics with that big smile and crazy eyebrows.

[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2938165]What ever happened to sensual Sidney? She just fell off the map and radar. Used to post crazy pics with that big smile and crazy eyebrows.[/QUOTE]I don't know if she is still doing. But if you want to see her go to meijers on Kzoo /28th she is there on sundays between 10 - 12.

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[QUOTE=Akenathon;2938307]I don't know if she is still doing. But if you want to see her go to meijers on Kzoo /28th she is there on sundays between 10 - 12.[/QUOTE]Is she working there? (stocker / cashier, etc).

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2937807]Saw Dianen on Mich Ave this past weekend. Overall a very good experience. Older but neat and clean house converted to offices and individual massage rooms. Friendly, outgoing, attractive, with nice personality. Massage was excellent. Only couple of downsides, which could be a deal breaker for many. Left me on the table for longer than I perefer prior to the start of the session while she was texting in the other room, and was shorted on time: door to door in about 40 minutes, probably 30 min of actual massage. But I did leave happy in the end, so will probably repeat.[/QUOTE]I concur on Dianen and her new place on Michigan St. Didn't see the owner but one of the other girls. HE, limited menu, massage was just ok. Nuru available for a high price tag. Give it a shot. Dianen does give a nice massage, I agree.

For those who frequently go there, there are two brand new girls working. Not bad looking, late 20's, top roaming only (YMMV).

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;2939538]For those who frequently go there, there are two brand new girls working. Not bad looking, late 20's, top roaming only (YMMV).[/QUOTE]Not familiar with Relax Massage, where is it located?

[QUOTE=BackToTheWall;2938429]Is she working there? (stocker / cashier, etc).[/QUOTE]She does not work there, just shopping every Sunday, she is a nice girl, she is tall and gained some weight.

Some time ago when she used to post on BP she told me that FS was available for 2 5 0.

[QUOTE=Akenathon;2939695]She does not work there, just shopping every Sunday, she is a nice girl, she is tall and gained some weight.

Some time ago when she used to post on BP she told me that FS was available for 2 5 0.[/QUOTE]I hope people don't walk up to her in the store.

[QUOTE=TeeMich;2939711]I hope people don't walk up to her in the store.[/QUOTE]Well, she is always with her boyfriend. She is a nice girl, all the ladies working at that store knows her, nice chic. Lets wait when she post on BP.

[QUOTE=ManSlut69;2939577]Not familiar with Relax Massage, where is it located?[/QUOTE]28th st, just west of Breton in strip mall by Keyboard world, T-Mobile.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;2940297]28th st, just west of Breton in strip mall by Keyboard world, T-Mobile.[/QUOTE]FYI Breton Asian Massage has two new girls also. Old but eager for tip.

[QUOTE=TheCompany;2943254]FYI Breton Asian Massage has two new girls also. Old but eager for tip.[/QUOTE]Eager for tip as in willing to please? Or as in constant upsell and GPS?

[QUOTE=TheCompany;2943254]FYI Breton Asian Massage has two new girls also. Old but eager for tip.[/QUOTE]The girls are about 30,1 not new, owners are about 35/40. They always want big tip for doing very little, top under clothes roaming only. I know that place all to well.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;2945385]Eager for tip as in willing to please? Or as in constant upsell and GPS?[/QUOTE]Fresh off boat from homeland China. Not Americanized to the upsell premise yet. Not professionally trained in massage. A little sloppy both in massage and finish but they get the job done. Full time provided. Did not short time.

[QUOTE=TheCompany;2946041]Fresh off boat from homeland China. Not Americanized to the upsell premise yet. Not professionally trained in massage. A little sloppy both in massage and finish but they get the job done. Full time provided. Did not short time.[/QUOTE]They are not fresh off the boat. They are from New York & have lived there many years, that's where they recruit their girls, all are married with children,. I know all this first hand. They also have AMP's in Kansas City, Missouri, Indianapolis which provide FS.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;2946232]They are not fresh off the boat. They are from New York & have lived there many years, that's where they recruit their girls, all are married with children,. I know all this first hand. They also have AMP's in Kansas City, Missouri, Indianapolis which provide FS.[/QUOTE]Just wondering of FS is available, any info on pricing? Been ton see the new girls a few times but no mention of FS yet. Maybe I am not tipping enough.

[QUOTE=Ssmile;2947355]Just wondering of FS is available, any info on pricing? Been ton see the new girls a few times but no mention of FS yet. Maybe I am not tipping enough.[/QUOTE]Will never get FS at Relax, can't even pet the kitty. Can recommend other AMP for that.

[QUOTE=Ssmile;2947355]Just wondering of FS is available, any info on pricing? Been ton see the new girls a few times but no mention of FS yet. Maybe I am not tipping enough.[/QUOTE]I have been to relax a few times. Didn't like parking out on 28 street for all to see. Notice they are now advertising parking in rear. I have not tried new girls there yet. Previously FS was available. . 8. My previous post was in regards to Asian massage in Breton Center off Breton. Two new girls there. Standard HE. 2/. 4 depending on massage. Never shorted on time. I appreciate the response from Griz as to source of girls. With a billion people in China I will doubt these girls all come from New York. It is as I reported. Fresh from homeland.

I got stupid & checked this place out tonight, big mistake. Unless I hear better reports I won't repeat. Was draped the whole time, never came close to jr or the boys, did not leave a happy camper. On the bright side, the massage was well done.

[QUOTE=TheCompany;2947669]I have been to relax a few times. Didn't like parking out on 28 street for all to see. Notice they are now advertising parking in rear. I have not tried new girls there yet. Previously FS was available. . 8. My previous post was in regards to Asian massage in Breton Center off Breton. Two new girls there. Standard HE. 2/. 4 depending on massage. Never shorted on time. I appreciate the response from Griz as to source of girls. With a billion people in China I will doubt these girls all come from New York. It is as I reported. Fresh from homeland.[/QUOTE]Went there and "Mary" would not have anything to do with a HE. Who did you see?

What is the name of the AMP that has just a tiny sliver of a storefront in the corner of a little strip mall on the southwest side of Breton and 28th?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2948776]What is the name of the AMP that has just a tiny sliver of a storefront in the corner of a little strip mall on the southwest side of Breton and 28th?[/QUOTE]That place is Oriental which has had lots of confusing results posted here lately, going from giving HE to not.

Can you guys who have gone there in the past few weeks PM me with the approx date, therapist if you got her name and HE results? I can post the results in a week when I get back from vacation. (I see they fixed the stupid posting problem that had our typing go on forever on one line).

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2948776]What is the name of the AMP that has just a tiny sliver of a storefront in the corner of a little strip mall on the southwest side of Breton and 28th?[/QUOTE]The name is Oriental Massage, you have to look close for it. I don't know the girls name I seen, she never said. She was about 40, alittle chunky, still won't repeat. Sent them an email, they advertise first time client discount, never got it, for door price + tip I expected more.

I tried out Oriental in Breton Center for the first time Thursday to see what was up. Didn't get the name, but got a very unattractive lady, probably late 40's I would say. Undraped on the back, ok massage, but nothing special. No teasing, and no HE. Put drape on after flip. I gave hints and she wasn't having it.

[QUOTE=MD2020;2949875]I tried out Oriental in Breton Center for the first time Thursday to see what was up. Didn't get the name, but got a very unattractive lady, probably late 40's I would say. Undraped on the back, ok massage, but nothing special. No teasing, and no HE. Put drape on after flip. I gave hints and she wasn't having it.[/QUOTE]Sounds a lot like the lady I got.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;2950111]Sounds a lot like the lady I got.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience except I didn't hint I asked. On the way out she called me back, I was hopig to say next time, but she asked for a tip. I asked for what and she replied for the massage. I told her I paid $60 for the massage and that I had offered her a tip for extras that she had declined. She was not happy as I walked out.